novelraw #379 - Chapter 379: Pig Feng Shui
#379 - Chapter 379: Pig Feng Shui
“Zha Yin, is our dad not home?”
Like a thief, Qi Jing used his Observation Haki to sense the situation inside the room in advance, and didn't find anyone inside.
Tan Zuoyin nodded:
“Yeah, my dad went to work too.”
“What's the point of your dad going to work? No one gives him five social insurances and one housing fund.”
Qi Jing had given his family a lot of money, enough for Qi's father and Qi's mother to squander, but they were both people within the system and couldn't bear to part with the five social insurances, one housing fund, and the establishment, so even with money, they still wanted to continue working.
Is the end of the universe an establishment?
But the main reason was that they didn't like a life of idleness. Imagine having endless money to spend every day, how boring that would be.
Without motivation in life, the brain will degenerate.
Tan Zuoyin thought for a while and said:
“Because my dad wants to expand the factory, and the more money, the better.”
Tan's father and Qi's father were not the same type of people. He liked making money and would not stagnate because he was rich, but would continue to work hard.
If Qi's father, after having money, only wanted to improve his quality of life and save it up, then Tan's father liked to use the money to invest in a larger market.
Having more money would only give him more confidence and courage. He no longer had to fear losing money in business and leaving his family without food, so he could let go and work hard.
So he was working harder in business than before, not even staying home on Sundays, let alone Mondays.
“Then after we install the portal, we'll go to the warehouse? By the way, is that warehouse still empty?”
After learning that Tan's father would not suddenly return, Qi Jing's hanging heart was completely relieved, and he began to plan his level three grand plan.
Go to the warehouse today to draw a lottery for a day, go back to Bixiao City tomorrow to synthesize and draw a lottery, and go to the Gengyi sub-dimension gate the day after tomorrow......
No, no, I'm a person who wants to lie down, I can't work so hard, I have to give myself a vacation.
Then, start lying down for a day the day after tomorrow?
Is one day too short? Three days? A week?
Or, lie down until the New Year, and after the New Year, go to the Gengyi sub-dimension gate to get the natal magic weapon, anyway, there's no rush.
I can also draw more lottery during the winter vacation. If I don't level up today, I have to work harder to continue drawing.
I can't possibly not level up after drawing for a whole winter vacation, right?
Tan Zuoyin rubbed Xiao Pi's head:
“It seems to be occupied, but I know a bigger warehouse, you can try it.”
“Pika ~ (Let's go)”
......
“Lottery!”
Inside the warehouse, Qi Jing pinched Tan Zuoyin's cheek and drew a lottery.
Pork Skin Jelly: Made from pure Xiang pig, very delicious.
“Hahahaha ~ I'm dying of laughter ~ Hahahaha ~”
Qi Jing didn't expect that the first time he drew Zha Yin's cheek, he would draw this thing, it was simply hilarious.
“It seems you are the Xiang pig ~”
Looking at Qi Jing's mouth grinning to both sides, Tan Zuoyin raised Xiao Pi and put it on his face:
“Electrocute him! Ten thousand volts!”
“Pi ~ Ka!”
Xiao Pi didn't really use the "Ten Thousand Volts" move. It knew that even Qi Jing, who was full of resistance, would be injured if he took this move at close range, so it only used "Rubbing Cheeks."
The power of this move is much weaker than ten thousand volts, it only comes with a paralysis that cannot take effect on Qi Jing.
“Aww ~ Aww ~ Aww ~”
Tan Zuoyin saw that Qi Jing didn't even have his hair blown up, and was just screaming there, and couldn't help but laugh:
“See if you dare to make fun of me, Xiao Pi is great!”
“I dare not, I dare not, lottery!”
Qi Jing pinched Tan Zuoyin's face again with lightning speed to conduct the second lottery.
This time, what appeared in his other hand was a bucket of oil.
Silver Dragon Fish Lard: Sun-dried for one hundred and eighty days, fresh every day.
“Puchi ~”
Qi Jing really couldn't hold it back.
It's pork again, hahahaha ~
“Xiao Pi, whip him with your tail!”
Qi Jing saw Tan Zuoyin throw Xiao Pi into his arms like a bomb, quickly caught it, and took a small blow.
“Ouch, it hurts so much, I need someone to rub it, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to stand up today.”
He hugged Xiao Pi in one hand and covered his stomach with the other, as if it really hurt a lot.
But Tan Zuoyin and Xiao Pi would not be fooled by him, even Kabi, who was playing games, knew that Qi Jing could not be injured so easily.
But Tan Zuoyin still cooperated with his performance:
“Xiao Jing, don't cry. If you're in so much pain, would it be better if I turned you into a sweet girl voice ~”
When Qi Jing heard this, he immediately stood up straight and said with a puzzled face:
“Cough cough, why doesn't it hurt suddenly, it's so strange.”
He pretended to weigh Xiao Pi in his hand and changed the subject:
“Xiao Pi, have you gained weight? It's time to lose weight ~”
Xiao Pi looked at Qi Jing in disbelief.
You two are showing affection, and then you want me to lose weight? Is there any justice?
It quickly fluttered twice and jumped out of Qi Jing's arms, found its small mobile phone, and sat with Kabi to open the video.
What it said on TV was right, the third party is always the one who gets hurt, woo woo woo ~
“I won't laugh, I won't laugh this time.”
Qi Jing withdrew his gaze from Xiao Pi, and then saw Tan Zuoyin smiling at him with squinted eyes, and quickly said:
“It definitely won't be pork next time! I guarantee it! Lottery!”
This time he directly pinched his own face to draw a lottery.
Pork Ear Popsicle: Doesn't make you fat when you eat it.
Why is it still pork? Is today Bajie's death anniversary?
“Look, my face can draw pork, it's not your fault, but if I draw pork this time, it definitely won't be next time.”
Qi Jing stretched his claws to Tan Zuoyin's face again:
“Lottery!”
Pork Skin Mask: A human face mask made of pork skin, perfectly fits the face.
Qi Jing pinched his chin and said suspiciously: “Feng shui problem? Was this a pig slaughterhouse before?”
After that, he drew several more times, all of which were related to pork.
“Let's go eat a whole pig feast tonight.” Tan Zuoyin also laughed.
How could he draw so much pork, it's outrageous.
Qi Jing decided to change the reference, he didn't believe it, could he draw pork from his clothes?
“Lottery!”
Pork Skin Armor: Can change size with body shape, the greater the weight, the higher the defense, the upper limit is one ton.
emmmm
“How should I say it, there is definitely a problem with the feng shui here!”
Qi Jing walked ten steps to the left, and then touched the iron rack next to him and said:
“Lottery!”
Iron Pig Piggy Bank: The jar is destroyed and the money is lost, it cannot be opened if it is not full.
Looking at the golden piggy bank in his hand, Qi Jing smiled.
“Zha Yin, let's go drink pork soup now.”
“Aren't you leveling up?” Tan Zuoyin asked.
“The matter of leveling up is not in a hurry, I just want to eat some pork.”
He wasn't hungry at first, but he really couldn't bear it.
How could he keep drawing pork!
Tan Zuoyin said:
“Let's go, I'll make it for you.”
“Ah? You can?”
Qi Jing remembered that Tan Zuoyin had never made such troublesome food before.
“Of course, as long as I follow the chef uncle in the video, what can't I do.”
Although Tan Zuoyin had only cooked noodles and boiled rice, she was very confident in making this pork soup.
Cooking is such a simple thing, it will definitely succeed.
“Then I have to taste your cooking skills carefully.”
“Let's go, Kabi, Xiao Pi ~”