novelraw #327 - Chapter 327: Direct Elevator to the Underworld
#327 - Chapter 327: Direct Elevator to the Underworld
“Lottery!”
Hello Little Pink Cat Urn: The ashes inside will become more and more pink, stopping after a hundred years.
This thing is unnecessary, right?
Who wants to use an urn, especially a pink one? How… cute.
“Yao-jie, how about trading this urn for that pen?”
“What? You promised to give that to me. Trying to go back on your word? No way, you have to add something else.” Sikong Yao Yao would never make such a losing one-for-one deal. Why not one for two?
I have to say, this urn is indeed good-looking. When I get old, I'll put my life story on a QR code, engrave it on this pink cat's belly, and then put myself inside.
Just thinking about it is a little… creepy.
What kind of hellish joke is this? Why am I thinking about dying!
“You can add anything, just whatever you draw next.”
“Wouldn't I end up drawing a coffin?”
Qi Jing squinted his small eyes and said with a sly smile, “You might not need an urn, but you can get a coffin too. It's good to have two choices when the time comes.”
“Okay, no take-backs.”
Sikong Yao Yao is very shrewd. If he takes something out of his space, it will definitely be something he can't use himself. If it's drawn now, there's still a chance it'll be a big score.
“Lottery!”
Sigh, who told me to say I'd give it to her earlier? I knew Sikong Yao Yao, that money-grubber, would ask for something extra. Draw then, Qi Jing really doesn't believe he can draw some peerless treasure this time.
Death Barbie Pink Lipstick: After applying it to the lips, whoever actively kisses you will be inflicted with a death curse, rapidly losing vitality until death.
Well, did this guy secretly increase her luck? This thing's effect is quite strong! Whoever kisses, dies. How terrifying.
And I absolutely won't use this thing. There's no way to go back on it.
“Here you go, a lipstick.”
“What's the effect?” Sikong Yao Yao asked.
After seeing so many lotteries, she's figured out the pattern.
This time, the lottery wasn't focused on the lips, but a lipstick was drawn, so this lipstick definitely has a special ability-related function.
“After you put it on, the people who kiss you will die. Amazing, right?”
“The people who kiss me? Not the people I kiss?”
“That's right, only the people who actively kiss you will die. It won't work if you actively kiss them.”
This is also why Qi Jing won't use it. It would be okay if he kissed someone first, but being kissed is a little difficult.
Besides Zha Yin, who would actively kiss him? Giving it to Sikong Yao Yao might be slightly useful.
“For example, if you're walking on the street and someone tries to kidnap you and get a silver bracelet, as soon as they kiss you, they're done for. How useful.”
“Okay, it's somewhat useful. Here you go.”
Sikong Yao Yao returned the Judge's Pen.
“Hehe, let me try out the use of this pen.”
It's time to make a mark on the Book of Life and Death. Today, I'll be a judge, no wait, a King of Hell.
Why is the pen for the Book of Life and Death called the Judge's Pen, and not the King of Hell's Pen?
Qi Jing opened the last page of this Book of Life and Death and found the name ranked one thousandth: Ga Wu.
As he picked up the pen, ready to strike it out, a thought suddenly occurred to him.
Could this name be a dinosaur!
If he suddenly revived a dinosaur fossil on display in a museum, and it ate the tourists, wouldn't he be a murderer?
No, no, I still won't cross it out.
Heaven knows what this name is. Reversing Yin and Yang isn't scary, what's scary is not knowing whose Yin and Yang you're reversing.
As everyone knows, messing around easily leads to trouble. As a dutiful person, I absolutely won't mess around.
“Forget it, forget it, put it away, let's continue the lottery.”
Xiao Xin's voice came from the front: “We're here, we've arrived. The entrance to the ruins is ahead, get ready to get out of the car.”
She slowly stepped on the brakes, preparing to stop.
“Then let's draw one last time! Lottery!”
As soon as Qi Jing activated his ability, a large metal outline appeared in front of them!
“Oh my god, dodge!”
Xiao Xin quickly turned the steering wheel, narrowly missing the large metal pillar.
“That scared me to death, I almost crashed.”
Actually, every time Qi Jing draws a lottery, she's prepared for something to suddenly appear, but everything has been peaceful along the way, so she relaxed.
Who would have thought that the last lottery would actually draw a big one, and a super big one.
Qi Jing looked up at what he had drawn this time.
The top of this pillar that they almost crashed into was a series of crisscrossing steel lines, extending upwards, interspersed with sections of railway.
Looking at it, one can only see a series of intricate supports and connection points, arranged in a seemingly random but precise manner.
The sunlight reflected dazzlingly on these steel surfaces, making the entire structure look even more spectacular.
His gaze followed the upward climb of the tracks, which gradually became narrower and steeper, until they converged at a point at the top, and then suddenly sloped downwards, disappearing from his view.
“Roller coaster?” Sikong Yao Yao asked.
“Yeah, the Death Roller Coaster.”
Death Roller Coaster: Never stops, very durable; can seat fifty people at a time, giving you a more thrilling experience than falling from a cliff! Be careful not to get scared to death.
The person flies ahead, the soul chases behind?
“Look! The car is coming!”
With Sikong Yao Yao's shout, everyone looked upwards.
A stretched version of a red roller coaster suddenly appeared on the tracks on the horizon, very fast, comparable to Qi Jing's speed when using Qinggong.
“It's always so fast and doesn't stop, how do we get on?”
“We definitely have no way, Tongtong's space transfer should work.” Xiao Xin also wanted to go up and ride, but she couldn't do it on her own:
“Let's go explore the ruins below first, and then come up and play.”
“Let's go!”
Mo Wang had already opened a hole here, using his unique tool, the “Underworld Direct Elevator”.
As long as this elevator is placed on the ground, it will quickly create a passage to the bottom, and then you can take the elevator directly down.
And it's voice-activated.
Xiao Xin stood at the square opening, bent over, and shouted down:
“Elevator, come up!”
Come up~~~ up~~~ eh~
After an echo, the sound of rollers crushing gravel came from the bottomless hole.
Soon, a glowing transparent shell appeared brightly in front of everyone.
It looked almost the same size as a normal elevator. Qi Jing asked, “This is the Underworld Direct Elevator?”
“Yes, this is Uncle Mo's carefully crafted portable underground machine, very convenient. Open the door, get in.”
After they stood inside, they realized that the bottom of the elevator was a large drill, and there were some devices next to it that they didn't know what they were for.
But you could tell at a glance that they were products of the Synthesis Table.
Because they were all colorful, super flashy, even more gaudy than a big floral padded jacket.
“Down.”
Under Xiao Xin's command, the elevator slowly descended.
This was Qi Jing's first time riding a transparent elevator, and it felt very magical, like he was an underground worm.
Sikong Yao Yao joked: “It's all dirt outside, what's there to see? Qi Jing, draw a lottery for it.”
“I don't want to burst the elevator.”