#199 - Chapter 199 I am an honest man
#199 - Chapter 199 I am an honest man
"Data isn't omnipotent; there will always be a day when they encounter unexpected enemies and situations."
"Every lesson learned is a lesson, and every setback is a gain."
These were the words of Principal Shui Bingbing.
Furthermore, the explosives in the brains of these Dwarf Society members weren't highly dangerous, so he didn't bother telling them.
Qiu Shi laughed heartily, "Brother Fei, you're too hilarious, hahaha!"
Fei Niu's strong muscles, combined with fresh red blood, made him look less like a mountain ogre and more like fried chicken with tomato sauce.
"Damn it, I'm so pissed, this guy even knew how to self-destruct."
Fei Niu grabbed a hose from the faucet and doused himself vigorously.
"Originally, I wanted to cripple his limbs first, what a pity."
The data stated that Zhang Si's ability was called "I'm an Honest Man," which could alter others' perception of him, making them think he was particularly honest and simple.
He originally thought he could use this ability to gain the trust of most people, thereby stealing information, but he didn't expect everyone to just make him do chores, preventing him from accessing what he wanted.
His superiors, seeing how useless he was, told him to settle down as a station chief, providing a resting place for his colleagues at the village entrance, and also being responsible for communication.
Unexpectedly, he was thoroughly investigated by the intelligence department only half a month after escaping the life of a workhorse.
Fei Niu, after seeing his ability information, thought he was very suitable for displaying his masculine prowess, so he planned to put on a show of capturing him alive.
"I should have given him a headbutt just now, knocking him out instantly!" Fei Niu regretted.
"Who could have expected this? Let's see what's in this package."
Qiu Shi picked up the package that Zhang Si had thrown away. After opening it, he saw a long, hard plastic box, a smartwatch, a dagger, and a stack of money.
"I'll look at the box, you look at the watch."
Qiu Shi handed the watch to Fei Niu, then took out the plastic box and opened it.
Inside was a bundle of broken incense sticks, and they were a strange sea blue color.
"This should be the Time Whale Incense, why is it broken?"
"They're already awesome for being able to steal it, and it's been through who knows how many hands, how could it be intact?"
Fei Niu continued, saying:
"This watch seems to be just a regular phone watch; all the chat logs inside have been deleted, but throwing it to the mission office should still earn some points."
Qiu Shi pulled out an incense stick about the length of a finger and said, "What do you say, want to try this incense? Let's burn this shortest one."
He had wanted to know the effects of this Time Whale Incense for a long time. He had been busy all afternoon for this thing, how could he resist after getting it?
"Alright, let's burn it while we go, don't let others steal the kill again."
Fei Niu urged them to get in the car quickly.
You should know that in just a little while, another person in their direction had been taken out.
In the car.
"Come on, do you have a lighter?"
"Yes, here."
A freshman in the back row took out his toilet-shaped lighter and handed it to Qiu Shi.
Qiu Shi took the oddly shaped lighter, lit the incense, and joked:
"Yo, young man, you really have fire, you must smoke a lot, huh?"
"Not too much, I'll try to smoke less in the future."
"I didn't mean to stop you from smoking, just saying a few words. Although smoking is bad, it can be cured. As long as you pay some points, even if you get lung cancer, it can be cured, you can even replace a lung."
Qiu Shi often took care of the wallets of healing ability users, so he was very experienced in this.
"So, our Ability Academy is that amazing? Cancer can be cured?"
"Of course, for those healing ability users, although cancerous cells are difficult to eradicate directly, cutting out a lung and growing it back isn't difficult."
"I see."
"Why can't this incense light? Is the temperature not high enough?"
Qiu Shi burned it with the lighter for almost a minute, but the half-stick of Time Whale Incense in his hand didn't emit any smoke.
"Let's talk about it when we get back, it would be a big loss if we broke it."
Fei Niu knew that professional matters should be left to professionals, and messing around would likely cause irreparable losses.
"Alright."
Qiu Shi put down the Time Whale Incense and started looking at the navigation, pursuing (competing for) the next target.
In the evening.
Qi Jing returned to the principal's office building at the academy and found that there were still many fans of the beautiful men surrounding it.
However, it wasn't as intense as at noon, and he could still squeeze into the building.
Arriving in front of the principal's office, Qi Jing knocked on the door.
"Come in."
"Hello, Principal."
Qi Jing entered, closed the door, and then released Kirby from his dimension:
"Principal, the people I captured are all in Kirby's belly."
Shui Bingbing adjusted his 0-degree glasses, looked at the pink, chubby ball, and became very interested:
"Its belly can hold people?"
Shui Bingbing was a space ability user and had done a lot of research in this area. The "holding people" skill caught his attention.
Space ability users were very rare, and the research that could be done had already been completed. This pet seemed like it could be tricked a little.
"Yes, its belly can hold anything, as long as it can eat it."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qi Jing finished speaking, Shui Bingbing took a step forward, stepped through a teleportation gate, and walked in front of Kirby.
Ah, this.
You two are only three or four steps apart, is it necessary to use a teleportation gate?
No wonder the principal looks so fat, he's not even willing to walk that little distance.
Qi Jing made a reasonable guess about the principal's figure.
"Kirby, hello, open your mouth and let me see," Shui Bingbing said to Kirby with a kind expression.
Ah~
Kirby opened its mouth wide.
I really don't know why this human wants me to do this. The things this Kirby eats aren't stored in its mouth.
Shui Bingbing said with a smile, "Spit out the first person you caught just now."
Kirby opened its big mouth again and spit out the bald man.
The first thing this bald man did when he came out was to prepare to self-destruct, but Shui Bingbing suddenly made him faint with just a glance.
Then, he kicked the bald man aside and said to Kirby:
"Whoa~ How amazing! Spit out another one!"
When Kirby spat out the bald man just now, the space force was displayed a little too quickly. Shui Bingbing wanted to see it again.
His ability was called "The Way of Space," and he could use various space abilities. Seeing other space ability users use their abilities was very helpful to him.
In recent years, he had gone far on the path of space, researching many useful things, but it was not enough.
"Kirby!"
Kirby spat out the little girl.
Like the bald man, Shui Bingbing directly controlled her actions, then kicked her aside through the space gate, and continued to enjoy Kirby's spitting and swallowing skills.
"Again!"
"Again!"
Finally, when Kirby spat out the last person, Shui Bingbing laughed:
"Kuhahahaha, I have a clue! Storage equipment, here I come! Hahahaha! Cough cough."
Shui Bingbing suddenly remembered that Qi Jing was still here. With a wave of his hand, he stripped off the items from the Dwarf Society members and sent them to Qi Jing:
"Well, Qi classmate, these are the rewards for your mission this time. I'll transfer some points to you later, thank you for your pet's inspiration to me! I'm going to do research, bye-bye~"
After speaking, Shui Bingbing stepped on the teleportation gate and left.
"What about these prisoners?"
As soon as Qi Jing finished speaking, a teleportation gate appeared under each of the prisoners, taking them away.
"As expected of the principal, his execution is strong enough."
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