The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 827 If The Detective And The Thief Are Unemployed

Thanks to the two of them, people all over the world have endured a baptism of common sense. Not to mention, those astronomers and cosmologists who are related to this knowledge and common sense content have also ushered in a special experience just like Yusaku Kudo said. What a storm of knowledge.

Ordinary people also understand that the parallel earth in reality is similar to the fruit on the tree, but they are not the same. Of course, the microorganisms on the fruit are similar in appearance. In fact, they are also two individuals who are like twin brothers.

Originally, if such twins enter the other planet alone, their bodies will fall into a state of time stop due to the origin of the planet, that is, the body will stop growing and developing, but there will be no phenomena of fusion and strangulation of life in parallel worlds that scientists speculate. .

But when the origin of the earth here is fused, the life forms bred by the same gene will not be killed by fusion, and even the growth time of the body will stop, just like real twins with their own individual conditions. growing...

And after the two announced these, they also said that according to their investigation, there are indeed some parallel bodies similar to this side on the violent earth, but most of the parallel bodies there were born 300 to several decades earlier. That is to say, even if the people on this side have parallel bodies on the other side.

Either they were born more than 200 years ago, or several decades ago, and they are already old and dead, or they are still alive, but they are all old, and they are the age of the grandfather of the parallel body here, and they are still alive. The living ones are quite rare, all of them are over a hundred years old, and there are basically no parallel bodies under a hundred years old...

This news not only made all the people on the earth here breathe a sigh of relief, even Kudo Shinichi and Kudo Yusaku felt at ease, otherwise even they would worry that there will be their parallel bodies on the earth over there in the future , How should they get along with each other.

But if the humans on the irascible earth know their worries, they will definitely tell them, instead of worrying about your parallel body on our side, you should worry about your own side!Then why Kaitou Kidd and Okita Souji are not your parallels?Triplet brothers?

Kudo Shinichi still doesn't know that he has "two twin brothers" who look alike and are about the same age, so he is only worried about the parallel world. It is estimated that after he gets in touch with the two, he will start to worry about his family all the time Xiaolan was tricked by the 'twin brothers'!

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Just when both parties started their actions in this world, Mu Ping, who was exhausted by the ghost lamp every day and was forced to learn 'style swimming', lay lazily on the sofa while letting the ghost lamp Massage her sore back.

While looking at the big TV screen in the living room, she watched the animation plot of Conan and the Kaitou Kidd fighting wits and courage, and suddenly a thought flashed in her mind, and she couldn't help lying on the pillow and giggling: "Haha... "

"Why are you smirking?" Hearing his wife's smirk, the ghost lamp who was giving her a massage pressed her firm fingers on her numb tendons, causing Mu Ping's whole body to tremble on the spot like an electric shock.

The sore and numb feeling made Mu Ping stop laughing, screamed, and then angrily turned around and bit the ghost lamp's wrist: "Bastard, don't press that!"

"Tsk! When did you become a relative with Xiaobai?" Seeing Mu Ping's actions, Ghost Lantern was worried about chipping her teeth, and deliberately controlled the muscles of her wrist to relax. Really bites him.

It's just for show, there is not even a tooth mark, the amount of strength is shared by both parties, she is not exerting too much force, so naturally she will not hurt her teeth, looking at the saliva on her wrist, a smile flashed in the dark eyes of the ghost lamp .

Mu Ping didn't understand the meaning of Gui Deng's words. After all, she was not as quick-witted as Gui Deng. She was full of cleverness and a black-bellied brain. Hearing this sentence, she was puzzled and asked, "Hey! I'm not like Xiaobai. Relatives! Why do you ask such a question?"

"Of course it's because only dogs like to bite people. It seems that it's time to cure your drool problem." Ghost Lantern flashed Mu Ping's saliva-stained wrist in front of her eyes, and then walked from behind her with a half-smile Pressing over, slightly raised her chin and twisted it around a little, then lowered her head to enclose her lips...

After a while, Mu Ping felt that the air in her lungs was about to be sucked out, and her lips and tongue felt as if they had eaten a lot of pepper and other irritants, and when they felt a little tingling from time to time, she was let go by the dark ghosts and gods. He glared at each other angrily.

Very depressingly said: "The working attitude you used to work overtime is a virtue, and you must continue to maintain it now! Don't really work from [-] to [-] all the time, and take vacations on weekends."

"Tsk! You despise me." Ghost Lantern's words seemed aggrieved. If you don't look at his current actions, there is still some credibility.

Mu Ping felt the body temperature of the originally cool body behind the ghost lamp gradually rise. Even if he was dizzy by the kiss just now, his body temperature had risen a lot, and he didn't expect anything to happen, because... "If you can let me sleep every day Enough for eight hours.

Don’t let me wake up with a sore back and a sore back. The children go to work and go to school. Except for dinner, I don’t even see each other. I probably don’t dislike you so much. What’s the matter with you? ?Why did he come back this time, like a certain divine beast, who has been in a state of flux all year round...

cough cough!In a particularly enthusiastic state?It has been more than two days in this world, no matter how passionate you are, you should be calm! "He almost said the word estrus, even for an old couple, this word is very embarrassing! Mu Ping, who almost said something about tigers and wolves, blushed immediately.

Ghost Lantern held Mu Ping in his arms from behind, and played with her fiery red earlobes intimately with his fingers. His voice was full of viscous and ambiguous breath: "Human beings have the seven-year itch, am I worried that the gods also have it? Maybe it's You feel less for me.

Only in the world of Conan, I didn’t have any instinctive feelings for me after amnesia, so now I’m back, of course I have to satisfy you and deepen your feelings for me, so that you don’t feel numb to me. "

"Uh... Thanks for being able to speak this kind of nonsense with confidence!" He obviously used the agreement and Conan's world as a raft, and exhausted himself to death every day, but he himself lived refreshed!

Annoyed, Mu Ping put his head on the ghost lamp's chin, and said in a very firm tone: "Anyway, no matter what reasons I say this time, you black-bellied ghost will give me three days off. I want to rest, otherwise this old man Bones are falling apart."

"Ahem...Old Bones, Mu Ping, you are not guilty of saying this?" Ghost Lantern was amused by Mu Ping, but since he merged into this earth, his desire for valleys is indeed stronger than before, isn't it? So little, he couldn't help hugging his wife at least once a day.

Could it be that the fusion of the other world will also affect the physical state of ghosts and gods?But he had already checked his body, and there was nothing wrong with it. He also observed other people in the next world, including Bai Ze's beast that was in estrus all the year round, and they were all the same as before, and there was nothing abnormal.

It will not be the fusion of the earth on both sides, which will excite one's spirit and indirectly affect the body!Fortunately, he was really willing to let Mu Ping suffer. If he was willing, he would not work overtime every day and come back early to help her massage her sore body.

So he couldn't help laughing a few times, and after choosing patience, he released Mu Ping's body to let his feelings cool down, and then asked, "By the way, what were you giggling about just now?"

"Oh! When I was watching Conan animation, I suddenly thought that after the fusion of the earth, even if they don't work as detectives or thieves, if they become voice actors for themselves, they can still earn a lot of money to support their families... Haha... ..." Thinking of the stalk of the prototype character running out to become a voice actor for himself, Mu Ping couldn't help but slumped on Gui Deng's lap, clutching his stomach and laughing loudly.

Hearing what Mu Ping said, Ghost Lantern imagined that Kudo Shinichi, Kaitou Kidd and others ran to make a living in order to support their families because of the good security in Japan, without the need for detectives, and when 100% of them were caught as thieves. The scene where the company made himself a voice actor couldn't help laughing a few times.

Just when the couple were laughing together, Dabaihu, who came home from school, and Xiaobai, who was off work, were very excited together with the irritable Qiuqiu who brought the body of Saiki Kusuo over again at some point. He ran in from the living room door.

After Xiaobai ran to them, he immediately put a piece of paper in his mouth on the tea table in front of them, then looked at them with a happy face and said: "Master Ghost Lantern, Lord Mu Ping, read this leaflet quickly, Meat, it’s meat, so much meat!”

"Pingping, I'm going to eat seafood and a lot of meat." Cranky Qiuqiu then patted the paper several times with his chubby hand.

Even the little tiger couldn't help but look at the two with cute tiger eyes and said: "Ougasang, Odusang, the food on it looks so delicious!"

"Hey! Let me see... um! Haitian Shengyan's big bargain, the original price of 698 seafood and steak buffet tonight's special price of 418, can be eaten from 10:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm, tuna, salmon, arctic shellfish, king crab, small green dragon... ...waiting for enough seafood.

There are also various flavors of Tomahawk steak and Tomahawk lamb chops open to eat..." Seeing the three of them so excited, Mu Ping sat up, reached out and took the advertising flyer to Ghost Lantern, and the two looked at it together up.

After finishing watching, Gui Deng raised his strong fingers to touch the sparse beard stubble on his chin and said: "From the photos, his fish and meat are delicious!"