The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 822 Cockroach Hell

Hearing this, Mu Ping imagined that if he was an ordinary person who knew there were monsters, gods, etc., but had never seen them, one day he just had an ordinary gathering with his friends, and suddenly because one of his friends realized the infinite Gravity miracle scene.

Seeing the dishes, tables, and chairs fly into the sky, she also flew into the sky... -_-|| She swallowed her throat in embarrassment, and said in embarrassment: "Chuya's character is very reliable! It shouldn't be like this It's about... let's do it!"

"The premise is that he doesn't touch alcohol." Ghost Lantern said very sharply immediately.

Hearing the conversation between the two, the irritable Qiuqiu couldn't help but move. He glanced at Mu Ping with a speechless expression on his face, and then quietly sent a voice transmission to Ghost Lantern and asked, "Is the wine delicious? Many humans on Wo Kanqiu like it." Let's drink! By the way, you like to drink too."

"It depends on everyone's taste! Some people like to drink, and some people don't like to drink." After Ghost Lantern said this sentence to Cranky Qiuqiu in the recitation, he followed up with a meaningful, almost coaxing tone. Slowly coaxing him: "You seem to have a good appetite, do you want to have a few cups too? It's delicious!"

"..." Looking at his kind expression in the timeline, which is only shown when he is black-bellied and ghostly, the irritable Qiuqiu, who was a little flustered, glanced at him──_─━, no How do you believe it and ask: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. Would you like me to make a few bottles of fairy wine for you right now? It's delicious!" Ghost Lantern said with a super easy-going look.

Seeing him, Kusuo Qimu was a little surprised and said to the violent ball: "Why does he seem to want you to drink? I don't even look at the age of your body. Even if you are the incarnation of the earth, drinking at this age is still a bit overwhelming. it's not good?"

The bad premonition he had every time he went berserk with superpowers, now it reappeared. Could something bad happen again?Is there anything worse than your own body being a perfect container for this cranky earth? -_-||

Just when Qi Mu Kusuo felt a little bad, Mu Ping was embarrassed and speechless for a moment, and then forced himself to explain to his family: "Lien Zhongye is such a good kid, he will mess around when he is drunk, no wonder it has been so many years The number of screaming hell prisoners specially built for drunken dead people is not much.

It even expanded a few times... ahem!In short, this should not be the fault of people, but the existence of alcohol is not good. If there is no alcohol in the world, people will not be drunk, and they will not do wrong things after being drunk. After death, they will go to hell to be punished. "

"Screaming hell?" Hearing Saiki Kusuo's words first, and then hearing Nvgoose's words, the irritable ball was instantly reminded, his eyes widened angrily, and he looked at the ghost lamp and said: "Bad guy, you just now Are you trying to cheat the nest? Are you planning to get the nest drunk and imprison him in hell?"

"How could it be? You are earth-conscious, how can you be locked up in a small place like hell?" Ghost Lamp first denied it with a look of surprise, and complimented his irritable father-in-law by the way, which made the proud little face of Qiuqiu more and more proud. When he was high, he suddenly became very black-bellied.

He said in a very regretful tone: "However, if you are drunk, in order to disperse the smell of alcohol, I may take you around, for example, go with me to inspect the hole rat prison that is completely composed of rat jailers , although several experiments were successful.

But the King of the Ten Palaces has always refused to approve the construction of the cockroach hell. I personally think the cockroach hell is pretty good. You must like it very much. When you go to inspect it, you may not be able to resist staying there for ten days and half a month. Wait for the wine Wake up and then leave!Tut tut!It's a pity that you haven't tasted the benefits of wine yet, and I can't take you to inspect it yet. "

"Cockroach Hell!!!" Hearing Ghost Lamp's regretful words, Saiki Kusuo froze, a strong emotion emerged from his consciousness, instantly affecting his superpowers, if only he had If this kind of reaction, maybe it's just a few cracks in the window, the broken table and so on.

Helplessly, he is not the only one who is afraid of bugs. As a part of Tiandao, Qi Mu Kusuo is afraid of bugs. Isn't the violent ball who is Tiandao itself not afraid of bugs?Especially the most unbearable cockroach among the bugs, thinking of the small cockroach hell proving ground created by the ghost lamp in the timeline.

Cranky Qiuqiu couldn't even eat a single bite of dessert. The whole ball's brain was filled with dense cockroach hell proving grounds, which made him shiver involuntarily, and even the strong sense of fear made the power fluctuations in his body become Unstable once, exuding a wave of turmoil.

It shattered all the surrounding glass and dining table, and even stronger waves spread farther. At this moment, he didn't care what kind of trouble this force caused. The whole ball was like a poor baby who encountered a terrible monster. , suddenly threw himself into Mu Ping's arms, and complained in a particularly aggrieved voice: "Ping Ping, the dark son-in-law is too bad, he actually wants to murder Dad's nest!"

"Uh!" Mu Ping didn't hear their conversation, and didn't know what was going on, but saw that not long after he finished speaking, the surrounding glass suddenly shattered, which shocked everyone around With a jump, he hurriedly retreated to the ordering counter, and then Baby Earth complained to himself with an aggrieved face.

This kind of small expression, which was very similar to that of the children at home when they were young, made her intuitively look at the ghost lamp, and asked very speechlessly: "Ghost lamp, are you kidding the children again? I really don't know where you are so evil Interesting, I like to make children cry!"

"No! It's not me teasing him this time, it's him who wants to taste the taste of wine, so I said to make him a few bottles of fairy wine to taste, and when he gets drunk, I will take him for a walk to clear up the wine Qi." The ghost lamp asked the violent earth quite confidently: "I'm right in saying that!"

"That's what I said, but..." The frightened baby earth was just about to complain to the female goose and told Mu Ping that the son-in-law of the dark ghost wanted to throw him into the cockroach pile.

The ghost lamp at the side waved his hand innocently at Mu Ping, cutting off what he hadn't said in time: "Look, I'm not teasing him this time? Is it because he has a paranoid paranoid all of a sudden?"

"Ghost lamp... He is different from humans, monsters, etc. How can he suffer from paranoia?" -_-|| It's been thousands of years, who doesn't know who!Look at him interrupting the words of the earth baby.

I knew that there was still content about the earth baby being touched by ghosts, but also because the old couple knew each other, Mu Ping immediately heard that the ghost lamp might be deliberately black-bellied the earth baby, using some kind of scaring to the earth baby. Things to dissuade him from trying to drink.

In case the earth is actually drunk because of being able to try human food and drink, like Zhong Ye, he will be drunk and crazy. Speaking of the scene of the earth being drunk and drunk, she thinks the picture is too beautiful just by imagining it. She dare not look!

The helpless Mu Ping glanced at the ghost lamp immediately, and then dripped a few drops of cold sweat. While patting the back of his small body, he tried to comfort the violent earth in a tactful way: "Don't be afraid! With me here, I won't Let him bully you! But you are still young, it is too early to try drinking, you can try it when you grow up and become an adult!"

"Don't drink! I won't drink in this life." Staying in the arms of my favorite female goose, being comforted by gentleness, the irritable earth just relaxed a little, and was startled by the words under the mu bottle, and heard Let the ball drink , I couldn't help but think of the frightening situation of the ball falling into the cockroach pile like a dead human, and immediately shook my head again and again, almost swearing!

On the side, Qi Mu Kusuo also said with lingering fear: "Yes, you must not drink alcohol. You can tell from the performance of Lord Ghost Lantern just now. He actually wants to lure you to get drunk first, and throw you into the cockroach hell to accept a very serious drink." Drunk lessons from dark ghosts and beasts.

Let you never dare to drink again from now on. I have used mind reading techniques to read the psychology of many adults. They like to use chopsticks to give the child a taste when they are young. It is very spicy. The very stimulating smell of alcohol makes children have a subconscious mind that alcohol is difficult to drink.

When you are older and your children are interested in alcohol, tell them that alcohol is terrible, you drank it when you were a child, how... If you don’t believe me, try it, etc., to arouse the child’s subconscious memory, so that the child has a feeling for trying to drink Resist, until I enter the workplace as an adult and have to learn to drink...

So I guess Mr. Ghost Lantern used similar psychological tactics just now, and his own dark-bellied and shivering character, to make this kind of plan, so that you will be taught a lesson once, and when you hear alcohol in the future, you will think that you are in cockroach hell The crimes he has suffered, he is so terrible that he dares to use cockroaches as hell jailers.

I guess you are not fooled today. If you drink secretly in the future, once he finds out, he may throw you into the cockroach hell testing ground for the reason that you are drunk and need to sober up to complete this psychological tactical plan. Never miss an opportunity to..."

Hearing Kusuo Saiki’s analysis of a series of psychological tactics, and the fact that it was in line with the black-bellied and ghostly behavior in the ghost lamp timeline, he felt that Kusuo Saiki’s reasoning was the truth, and he couldn’t help crying in his heart Ball: ┭┮﹏┭┮Dark son-in-law is so scary!It's better to be a female goose.

And the ghost lamp whose 'plan' was dismantled, faced the violent Qiuqiu's declaration of not drinking in this life, a smile flashed in his eyes, but his face was still cold, and he looked around at the panicked people and the damaged houses, smack Tongue said: "It seems that the people here need to be accompanied by a large maintenance fee and mental comfort fee."

"Uh...no need, the nest will be restored in no time." Hearing this, the irritable ball who almost fell into the trap of the dark son-in-law, instinctively waved all the damage in the dessert shop back to its original state, and even the people around It was also inexplicably found that they sat back to their original positions.

He looked at the dessert shop with satisfaction and nodded his head, yes!Completely repaired, in this way, this dark son-in-law will not think of other bad ideas again!The ball is impeccable, so he won't be black-bellied. o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Cranky Qiuqiu didn't know it, just when he and Saiki Kusuo were both scared by the existence of the cockroach hell and the synchronous energy lost control, a burst of abnormal fluctuations slid across the entire earth. After that, he didn't watch live TV indoors The other people suddenly saw that there seemed to be something more in the sky above their heads besides the blue sky and white clouds?

When some people observed carefully, some took pictures with their mobile phones, and some even used military telescopes to observe the extra 'things' in the sky, they found that it seemed to be a mirage of parallel worlds due to unknown reasons. This side of the earth has appeared, and the 'mirages' seen by people in various regions and countries are different from those seen in other places.

What people in China see are the "mirages" of their own cities, towns and other places in China, what Japan sees is the "mirage" of another "Japan", and countries on other continents also see Being able to see 'mirages' of various regions of one's own country...

And because these mirages are in the sky and far from the ground, although they can't be seen clearly with eyesight, they will become very clear after viewing with a magnifying glass that shoots video with a mobile phone, let alone ordinary telescopes, military telescopes, etc. means of viewing...

So in a short while, the forums in various countries exploded, and a large number of people who were watching the program came out of the house, looked at the sky above their heads, and exchanged their surprises with the people around them and netizens on the forum:

"I can't believe what I saw? There is another county in the sky that is more prosperous and tidy than our county, and many people are holding a slime, envious of me."

"I'm also very surprised! To be honest, although our side is close to the sea, because there are no special products and the scenery is not good, no one comes to invest at all, and there is not even a decent pier. I didn't expect the "mirage" in the sky. 'superior.

I actually saw a place that was very similar to the geographical hills on our side, and a particularly impressive pier was built, and there were many extra-large ships, cargo ships, etc. that I only saw on TV and live broadcasts. I was envious. I'm drooling, our side would have been rich long ago if we had such a majestic big wharf. "

"Haha... Can you guess what the 'mirage' I saw? People in the whole city here saw the 'mirage' power in the sky. Many people held a kind of scissors that seemed to heat up in the vast, boundless, It is covered with the kind of Palugo Ice Field that is very similar to the one in the animation.

Before the sun came out to pick the big fruit above, everyone had a happy smile of a big harvest on their faces, and even the bears on the side were holding the palu fruit and eating it deliciously. It seems that this fruit is really delicious. It is delicious, and being able to harvest this kind of fruit also makes the people of our country on another earth feel happy. "

"Dear! Hurry up and take a photo! I also want to see what the real Palugo looks like!"

"Is there any video or photo of the launch of a parallel earth spaceship, or voyage? I will buy it at a high price."

"My God! Now our neighbors are crazy, and they are pulling people around to ask when the two sides of the earth will merge."

"These 'mirages' are more convincing than TV shows!"

"After all, the official TV live broadcasts can use hacker special effects, other people's COS costumes, magic scripts, etc. to explain. Many people just listen to the people on the show and look at the collections and furnishings in a huge house. There is no earth fusion at all. sense of reality."

"Until you witness a miracle happen?"

"Hush! Let me tell you quietly, isn't our side the Lord Ghost Lantern and Lord Mu Ping who are being broadcast live? I live in a high-rise building in the diagonally opposite community. I saw that the roads here were closed earlier. At first glance, they are all heavily armed vehicles, and many people who look like special forces are driving here quickly.

I guess they may think that Master Ghost Lantern and Master Mu Ping are counterfeit, using some black technology to cooperate with the illegal live broadcast program to achieve some unknown purpose, prepare to arrest them and interrogate them!But it wasn't long after those 'mirages' in the sky came out.

Those cars have all stopped, and now they are turning around and driving back, probably they also understand now that there are countless people of all kinds participating in the show in the sky, and there are all kinds of bustling cities, ships, planes, and spaceships. , Palu fruit plantation and other scenes cannot be created by black technology at all. "

"So this is to confirm that Lord Ghost Lantern and Lord Mu Ping are real, the fusion of the earth is real, and the TV show is also real."

"It seems that people don't have to be dubious. With these 'mirages' in the sky as evidence, how could it be fake?"

"I am now looking forward to the early integration of the two sides, so that I don't have to go to the hospital all day."

"Yeah! I also hope to integrate as soon as possible. To tell you the truth, my child died in an accident, but I just saw a mirage in our village, and there is a child who is exactly like my child, that is, the color of hair and eyes has turned gray. Maybe that’s what my kids look like growing up in a parallel world.”

"Hey! Doesn't it mean that after the fusion of the two earths, some people have the opportunity to see people who have died in their own world but are still alive in the parallel world?"

"No way?"

"is that true?"

"That's too incredible?"

"Will there be two of me?"

"Probably not. According to the development in many fantasy anime novels, two parallel people appearing in the same time and space will only merge into one person."

"Ahem...then I hope that there will be two me when I merge, and the other me has successfully left the single. I am already desperate for my ability to find a partner."

"Haha! I also hope that another person can marry a wife to me directly, as long as I can enjoy a happy family life after integration."

"Hey! Is it a demon spirit! Someone here is playing a yellow accent."

"Nowadays people's ability to fall in love and get married has degenerated to such an extent that they even think about counting on another self, and don't think about the same person. If you can't do it, can the other self really do it?"

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Dazai has been controlling the progress of the live broadcast, observing the reactions of the people on Earth, but he never expected that the magical phenomenon of "global mirage parallel to the earth" will suddenly appear again, and those who can create such a big scene, don't ask We all know only the grandfather ball.

He didn't know if this was a whim of his grandfather's ball, or something else happened, so he could only adapt to the situation, and while observing what the humans on the earth thought about the "parallel earth version of the mirage", he checked the appearance of these "mirages" It is necessary to pay attention to whether the officials of various countries have overreacted.

However, as he observed behind the scenes, he also gradually discovered that the officials of some countries in Ogasang's hometown are really hard to explain, but most people on the whole earth are very open-minded, and there are not many things like what he worried about. In that way, it will be hostile to and reject the integration of another parallel earth.

On the contrary, each of them is full of expectations for the fusion of the earth because they saw the scene of another parallel earth in their respective regions. Some people who grew up watching various animations are looking forward to seeing those anime idols materialized after the fusion of the earth.

Some are because the development of another parallel earth is better, more prosperous, and there are more employment opportunities, and some are because they have a disease that cannot be cured on this earth, and they hope to be cured by the fusion of new earth medicine. Parallel Earth sees the parallel bodies that have lost their loved ones, and hopes that the earth will merge so that they can see their living relatives again...

Of course, there are still some deserters who hope to have another self who can earn them endless wealth, let them enjoy the profits, or talk to them about a new partner. It is best to get married and have a baby. Hard-handed super puzzles solved and the like...

Even the official responses of various countries are better than their previous assessment. Except for the extremely stubborn and lawless capitalists who are afraid of losing their power, status and wealth, most of the capitalists who dare to do anything are optimistic about the integration of the two sides of the earth.

Especially people from the Battle of the Nation and Canada saw the faces of the compatriots on the parallel earth on the "Mirage" happily picking paru fruits. The large frames on the ground were full of fruits, and the house they lived in was spacious. It is beautiful and has been modified with black technology for warmth and air circulation, making it very comfortable.

Even every household has modified high-end atmospheric vehicles that can be driven freely in an environment of tens of degrees below zero. Many people even have small parking areas in their courtyards, small planes and aircrafts that have never been seen before...etc. The sights made them deeply admired. It can be said that the countries in the bitter cold zone are the most active in integration.

Dazai, who watched it, couldn't help sighing, as expected of the fellow villagers of Ogasang, this brain hole is really squeaking, even he dared to think about what he didn't dare to think about, at least he didn't dare to think that he, who is a parallel body, could talk about it for himself In love, find a willing beauty to die in love with or something.

As for Osamu Dazai here... such a coquettish, not lively and cheerful guy with a gloomy personality is not my peer!He is loved by his parents, loves each other, and his brothers can be a ghost Mu Zhi casually. What does Dazai Zhi have anything to do with him?

He is also a single lover, so the story about Osamu Dazai and the three women has nothing to do with him!You can tell from his appearance, he is so handsome, he is not at all like Osamu Dazai here, this is just a coincidence in his name... ︿(￣︶￣)︿