The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 816 Collection Room



Chapter 816 Collection Room

Mu Ping didn't know at all that her husband was a super jealous king who would even show her affection for her hometown, and he didn't know that he showed her the phone, which concealed a conspiracy to reduce her impression of the beautification of her hometown .

So she was successfully fooled when she looked at the news summarized by the ghost lamp, and she couldn't help frowning more and more. She was used to the changing planetary pattern on the other earth for the better, and looking at her own earth, it turned out to be a year. Over time, so many bad things happened.

She couldn't help feeling a little depressed and said, "It's only been over a year. I didn't expect so many bad things to happen both at home and abroad. The only good news is that the space station independently manufactured by China has been fully completed!"

"Tsk! Don't be so sad, it's all human beings' own problems." Ghost Lantern said this, but glanced at the violent ball.

The irritable Qiuqiu felt a little guilty at this glance, and immediately said to his fleshy fingers: "Isn't it because the bottle is lost and I can't find it everywhere? Are you in a bad mood? I'm a little too lazy to care about Qiuqiu's affairs. Occasionally, I feel that the female geese are gone, and humans still dare to mess around, and when they feel very irritable, they still ignite on the ball!"

"..." Inexplicably understood what happened to the extreme weather on Earth in the past year or so!However, if the baby on earth loses his temper, he can't be blamed on the whole. After all, if it wasn't for human beings to destroy the environment to that extent.

It is estimated that even if the baby earth is angry, it will not be to that extent. Thinking of this, Mu Ping took a deep breath, hugged the baby earth and put it on his cheek: "We will work hard to make this earth better and better in the future. Yes, don't be angry!"

"Yeah! The bottles are all back, there is nothing to be angry about in the nest!" Humans can still bear it after a bit of patience, and the irritable Qiuqiu said happily, thinking, the female goose is the most important thing, and the others He is too lazy to care about it! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿

Sure enough, the existence of the father-in-law ball is not pleasing at all. The ghost lamp stared at the face of the irritable ball that had been pasted by the bottle, and he was in a bad mood again, especially the impression of his fellow countrymen who had just crushed the bottle with his front foot. Father-in-law ball He came here to fight for his wife's favor again, tsk tsk... so sad.

Seeing the family of three getting along through the live broadcast, after hearing what they said, the audience before the live broadcast couldn't help crying: "Lord Mu Ping is really disappointed in us!"

"I am also ashamed of the failure of the countries on my side of the earth for more than a year."

"Sorry, I didn't let Master Mu Ping see a better earth when he came back."

"Ugh!"

"Forget it, what has happened can't be changed, let's fight for the future! By the way...their children's words always appear [] off the screen."

"Tongyan Wuji! It must be the words that adults know what they can say and can't say, and children don't know what they can't say because their screens are turned off."

"Maybe it's the real name of our earth daddy that was blocked! Speeches like Wu Mi and Yuan Yi who called the earth's father's grandfather Qiu were not blocked. Obviously, the earth father recognized this title, and this baby said The words were blocked, obviously the pronunciation that Father Earth didn't want us to hear."

"I see."

"Well! Compared to this, I am more concerned about another point. Didn't you find that Lord Ghost Lamp's pupils became darker when Lord Mu Ping hugged the child and put it on his face?"

"I also discovered that his pupils were blacker than thick ink."

"So art comes from life. Is there really a child whose father competes with his own child to be jealous? Mr. Ghost Lantern is not only jealous of black-bellied ghosts, we fellow villagers like Mr. Mu Ping will not let go of his own children."

"Haha... I'm a little curious about how Master Ghost Lantern will black out his own child and compete with him for favor?"

"Want to see~~!"

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At the same time, after Yuanyi solved the possibility that Mu Ping might be misunderstood by his hometown, Goudan, who didn't care about his own affairs being known by so many people, led Biqi Maggie, Mi Ji, Yizi, The second son and the crew of the filming program went to the main courtyard.

While facing the camera, he said: "Okay, the chatting time is over, now let me introduce my home to you! I must know more about my home than the program group, so next, I will take a tour of the various places in my home with Yuan and everyone. place.

If you have any doubts, you can send them to the host, and they will randomly select 3 questions to answer everyone every once in a while. Of course, they are limited to questions related to my family!The courtyard we are entering now is the main courtyard, and there were five rooms in total when it was first built.

There is a bedroom, a study room, a pharmacy, a kitchen, and a large double-purpose hall for dining and dining. It is the place where Wu Nisang temporarily rests when he is working in the human world. There are a total of 5 floors of Tang-style towers.

The first floor has a large living room, a small family living room, dining room, kitchen, fitness room, indoor theater...and other dynamic facilities. The second floor is the living area of ​​our family, and the second to fourth floors above are our tenth floor. Each of the seven brothers' bedrooms, supporting rooms, etc.

The fifth floor is the living room of Odusang and Ogasang. On weekdays, if Odusang comes to this world for inspection, he and Ogasang will live here. If they are not here, the fifth floor here The bedroom will be cleaned daily, and other people will not stay in it..."

"Hey! So, Your Highnesses have been living with Lord Ghost Lantern and Lord Mu Ping, what about the side courtyards next to them?" After hearing Goudan's introduction, Brigitte Maggie did not wait to pick out the questions that the audience cared about. , I couldn't help asking.

Mi Ji on the side hurriedly added: "I always thought that the side courtyard next to it was the residence of your highness~ Meow! After all, apart from the fact that those side courtyards are not located in the main courtyard of Guimu Mansion, the area and scale of the other courtyards are The architectural style is no worse than the main courtyard.”

"Hey...the side courtyard must be for Reiko, Kishi, Nana, and Tsunakichi to live in. The main courtyard, where Lord Ghost Lantern and Master Mu Ping have the most breath, can let them live with peace of mind." Hearing that Goudan has not yet Answer it!Yizi said with a blank expression on the side.

The second son was still complaining sharply and indifferently: "The highnesses of Gui Mu's family are all very family-loving. If you really want them to live in a place where their parents have the least atmosphere, they will definitely not be able to sleep."

"Uh... this is really... an unexpected big secret! Ahhhh..." Hearing that one son and two sons leaked the secret, but still revealed such a private secret of the Ghost Mu family, Biqi Maggie couldn't help but Embarrassment written all over his face.

Yuanyi also turned his ears red with embarrassment. His tolerant personality does not mind being regarded as hundreds of years old, or a mother boy, father boy, etc., but in order to prevent other brothers from being misunderstood or being mistaken by human beings. Look down upon and the like.

He still tried his best to maintain a stable mood and explained: "For us immortal species in the next world, our five senses are many times stronger than ordinary people. This is good, and naturally there are many disadvantages. You can smell the common smell in a small area around you.

Even if we don't use any power, we can smell all kinds of messy smells in the whole town, not only the ordinary smells produced by humans, but also the smells of monsters and ghosts from the other world, and the same is true for sounds. For our senses and the brain that processes this information.

Although it can be tolerated and endured, it is not a comfortable feeling. However, in places where such powerful beings as Odusang and Ogasang have lived, all kinds of messy smells and breaths around them will be affected by their powerful breath. To expel or devour, to eliminate completely.

Especially the place where Ogasang lived, there will be no other breaths except for the breath of the royal tree of heaven and Odusang. For us, a place full of parental breath can not only make us feel at ease, but also give us peace of mind. It allows us to rest peacefully and comfortably. "

"So that's the reason. This is the same reason that we hell dwellers like to build houses around the branches of the Royal Tree of Heaven!"

"No wonder I have been sleeping very well since I moved to the new house. It turned out to be the effect of the breath of the branch of the Royal Tree of Heaven next to the house."

"Uh...it turns out that the branches of the Royal Tree of Heaven can not only make the dry and hot environment of hell comfortable, but also have the effect of sleeping. I will find a house next to the Royal Tree of Heaven to buy."

"By the way, Miss Cat Train also said that Mr. Mu Ping's body smells the best and sleeps most comfortably. It is the best cat climbing frame in the world!"

"No wonder Lord Ghost Lantern never let us play on Lord Mu Ping's body. It turns out that he wants to monopolize the most comfortable place."

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"Ahem... first son, second son, don't expose Odusang's jealous character to the earth audience over there!" Goudan didn't know that Odusang's jealousy had long been broadcast live on the earth It was exposed, seeing that the first son and the second son even leaked Odusang's jealous character to the audience, he coughed dryly to remind the first son and the second son.

Seeing that the first son and the second son nodded to express their understanding, they changed the subject and said, "Okay, let's take a look at my living room, small living room, dining room, kitchen and other facilities in my house! Let me tell you in advance that the inside is super big. Oh! It's bigger than ordinary families, even the Emperor Palace..."

As he spoke, he led the program team to the main courtyard gate. The audience on the earth also followed the camera transition and saw the true appearance of the super-big living room that Wu Mi said. It was really super big as he said, more than The height of the living room is different from that of ordinary Tang-style ancient buildings. Fortunately, even the tables and chairs in the living room are very different...

Looking at the huge ceiling of nearly ten meters in the living room, the super-large but exquisite super-large chandelier, all of which are all kinds of oriental-style picture scrolls that are enlarged several times, it is estimated that the enlarged version of the table and chairs can only be used by little giants Waiting for the scene, the hands of the people on earth finally couldn't help picking up their mobile phones, and began to edit the questions that they were very puzzled at the moment.

It just so happened that Pinkie Maggie and the others were also very puzzled by this large-scale living room. After seeing the question emails from the audience, most of which were about this large-scale living room, they simply said: "Seven Your Highness, Your Highness Yuanyi, just now many viewers asked what is going on with this huge living room in your house? Can you answer it?"

"Oh! Of course. In fact, the reason why this living room is so big is because it is a small-scale living room modeled after the outline of the main hall of Yan Mo Hall in hell. As for why it was built like this?" Goudan said Here the eyes look to the side with a smile.

Yuan Yi also couldn't help laughing and said: "Actually, the living room in our house is divided into two types: the living room for human beings and the living room for the next life. In the yard, the living room over there is based on the height and shape of human beings.

Popular hobbies, decorative styles, etc., and redecorated every few years, the architectural style will also be in line with the preferences of most human beings, making people feel comfortable when they are guests, and it is also in line with human concepts. The former residence of His Majesty the Emperor should be Some look.

The living room here refers to the existence of the creatures of the other world. Although there are many small creatures in the other world, because the creatures of the other world have a weak creature's instinct to stay away from powerful monsters and ghosts and gods. There is a little guy in our family named Madara, who likes to eat and drink with prototypes.

Except for the tree spirit sang who is the same generation as Odusang, I can't make any petite friends. On the contrary, there are more big monsters, ghosts and gods, and the monsters and ghosts in the other world are very honest and forthright. Maybe It must be the loneliness of the longevity species!

Once you recognize each other, you will change your lonely and distant behavior style. Everyone likes to get together often, so this big reception room is for our family Madara and Seimei to leave those shikigami favorites It was built by friends from other worlds at the party.

They will always gather here with good wine and good food to drink, chat about interesting things that happened everywhere, exchange their recent life, etc. By the way, about our Madara, say his name alone, You may first think of my junior from Planet Ninja.

But this Madara has nothing to do with him, but when you mention Natsume’s friend account, you should immediately think of who it is, that’s right, that little guy who likes to drink and acts cute with his uncle’s voice, I’ve seen the news about them in your world before comics.

Because of Ogasan, their fate has also changed. In fact, Madara is the son of Seimei, who inherited a physique that is more inclined to the blood of Bawei Nisang. The physical side, uh...

Also, because a certain generation of Guizhi's ancestors had intermarried with the descendants of Eluo Wang Nisang, Guizhi combined the advantages of Bawei Nisang and Eluo Wang Nisang in terms of body shape and appearance, so the demon power is also better than Ling Much stronger.

Don't be surprised to see that he looks similar to the two of them in the future. After all, he inherited their blood, which is normal. "When mentioning his nephew Madara, he would naturally mention Guizhi, Yuan Yi simply took this opportunity to explain why Guizhi looks like Bawei and Eluowang.

Of course, the part that was enough to kill Bawei and Eluo Wangshe was omitted, otherwise, if this was exposed, Eluo Wang Nisang would have to change his appearance when he went out, not to mention that even Bawei Nisang's marriage might be ruined!The luck of the two of them is really... ahem!Thinking of these kind-hearted people like Yuanyi, I couldn't help laughing.

"Damn it, there's still our cute, super cute Fat Cat Spot?"

"I just said that Natsume Takashi has already appeared, how could there be no Madara Cat!"

"But I didn't expect Fox Demon Ban to be Bawei's grandson, Qingming's son of monsters. No wonder he knows so much about the world of monsters, as if he has heard more or less about the world of monsters."

"This is the origin of family learning!"

"But now that I know Takashi's real life experience, meow! Imagine Natsume Takashi wearing an onmyoji hunting suit, leading a hundred ghosts and demons, and creating a big scene of a night walk of a hundred ghosts, it will feel very touching How did it break?"

"Indeed, I also really want to see the gentle Natsume Takashi wearing an onmyoji hunting suit and carrying Hyakki Yako!"

"It must be very, very nice."

"It's no wonder that when he confronted the young leader of the Chang family, he looked very majestic leading the monsters. It turned out that the great onmyoji Seimei's powerful courage appeared."

"Call the writer of Natsume's Book of Friends, quickly draw us a picture!"

"Got it, I'm going to draw."

"Eh!"

"Ehhhh!!!"

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On the earth audience, the inside story that Yuanyi said again caused a lot of discussion. Everyone expressed their desire to see Natsume Takashi dressed up as an onmyoji. They even forgot about a fox demon as big as Madara, and The fact that King Eluo actually had descendants was also ignored.

Goudan, who had already led the program team to visit the various dynamic facilities on the first floor, began to lead everyone to the second floor, and introduced as he walked: "There is no elevator in the main courtyard of our house. After all, most of our family members are physically fit. Very nice, didn't mind climbing a few flights of stairs at all.

Even most of them will teleport, the elevator is meaningless to us at all, so from the beginning of the reconstruction more than a thousand years ago to the present, the elevator has not been modified. Will you feel tired even climbing a few flights of stairs? "

"Of course not, it's only a few floors of stairs." Brigitte Maggie replied indifferently. Also, this star girl who can knock down and tie up thieves at super speed and has a very hellish taste, if she can be It's strange how tired the few flights of stairs are in this world!

This is the same for Mi Ji, she is an out-and-out monster, even if she is not good at physical strength, she is better at intellectual development than a student-type monster!This physical strength is not comparable to that of ordinary humans, so she didn't care about the trivial matter of not having an elevator, but asked curiously: "Which highnesses live on the second floor?"

"On the second floor are Wu Nisang, Lingwang Nisang, Zhongye Nisang, Su Nuo Nisang, and Bawei Nisang, and on the third floor are Eluo King Nisang and us..." Hearing this, Yuanyi and his brothers The living conditions of each floor are explained.

Then he continued: "In addition to the 15 of us, Xiaozhi and Xiaodun are still young, and they used to live in the side beds next to the master bedroom of Odusang and Ogasang. Will move out."

"Uh... I just saw that your first floor occupies a very large space, at least more than 1000 square meters! With such a large space, there are only five rooms on each floor?" This is too wasteful, according to Pinkie Maggie After a while, your Highnesses can each occupy more than 300 square meters of living space alone in this world where every inch of land is expensive.

She is currently still repaying the mortgage of the past life, and she can't help but shed tears of jealousy from the corners of her mouth, woo hoo... She also really wants to have the richest man in the past world, Mr. Ghost Lantern, as her father! o(╥﹏╥)o

Mi Ji's eyes are almost popping out, she is still crowded with three stupid brothers in a house less than [-] square meters!The damn hell's population explosion has made real estate in this world more and more expensive. o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)

Yuanyi looked at the envious expressions of the people around him, and hurriedly explained: "Uh...we are like everyone else, the bedroom area is only 2.30 square meters, and we don't get up from a 40-meter-high bed. In fact, most of the space is It’s just used as our leisure area to store some of our little hobbies.”

"Your Highness's little hobby?" Biqi Maggie's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she couldn't wait to ask: "Can you show us?"

"Uh...it shouldn't matter!" Yuanyi's own collecting hobby has nothing to do with it, so he thought it was no big problem, so he was about to say yes, when he heard the voice of Dazai urging from the mini branch next to his ear. , this voice actually made him hesitate a bit in agreeing, after all, thinking of his sixteenth brother's trouble-making personality, he felt that it seemed a bit bad to agree.

Sure enough, when he heard that he agreed, Goudan's face immediately changed, and seeing Yuanyi going to open the closed storage room doors of the Nissans, he quickly said: "I suddenly remembered that my room seemed to be untidy. , you guys continue filming the show first, I'll go to the third floor to clean up first."

"Hey... It's definitely his hobbies. There are some hobbies that can't be seen in the room."

"Hey... Definitely going to clean up some things in my room that can't be photographed by the camera!" Seeing this, the first son and the second son immediately sneered expressionlessly, the expression slightly resembling a ghost lamp made Goudan I'm a little nervous now.

Seeing this, for the sake of the effect of the program, Brigitte Maggie bravely pulled the dog who wanted to run away and said: "Your Highness, for the effect of our program, please don't leave the stage."

"I think everyone in front of the TV would also like to see your highness's little hobbies~meow~!" Mi Ji felt that it might be very interesting, and cooperated with her partner to boldly stop His Highness Goudan.

Goudan, who can't do anything to women for no reason, immediately broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and looked at Yuanyi for help. -_-||

And Yuanyi didn't look at him at all at this time, but saw the scene of Wu Nisang's collection room that he had just opened with his own hands, and wanted to close the door immediately. Unexpectedly, the director's big hairy hand slapped the door Go up, open the door wide and aim at the live camera.


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