The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 803

The four of them didn't know that the Hell TV station didn't receive the live broadcast at the moment, but it was all broadcasted to the real world of another earth. I really don't know what expressions they would show when they knew this. -_-||

However, the irascible audience on earth who heard the contents of the ghost Mu's butler introduced by the two of them, Biqi Maggie and Mi Ji, all stared in disbelief: "Did I get it wrong?"

"That's right, they are indeed talking about Fujiwara Sakai."

"Ahaha... By the way, I thought that the leading man's outfit was very similar to Fujiwara Sawai, and his appearance and temperament didn't look like an ordinary cosplayer. I didn't expect that he was actually playing Fujiwara Sawai."

"Woohoo ... the most abused point in my young girl, even people remembered the cuteness, so good."

"By the way, there seems to be Seimei appearing here! The two cos hosts, Peach Maggie and Miki, said just now that Fujiwara Saori is Seimei's shikigami, and a powerful shikigami capable of fighting big monsters." God, it seems that there is also a new plot here!"

"Uh... If you want to put it this way, the Takashi they mentioned during the introduction wouldn't be our Healing Angel Natsume Takashi-kun!"

"But how did their plot give Seimei's shikigami to Natsume?"

"Haha...it's getting more and more interesting."

"We are only interested in watching it if we hang our appetite like this."

"As expected of a program that hacked the global TV network, they want to broadcast it. Not only is their team working hard enough, it seems that they are also very confident in their work!"

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When the audiences in this world on earth were curious about the program in front of them and were about to continue watching, the two girls, the first son and the second son, who knew nothing about it, still followed the program flow of the past to broadcast the most exciting news to the audience. We are interested in the Ghost Mu Mansion.

While interacting with the first and second sons, Pinkie Maggie followed Fujiwara Sawei into the mansion of Onimu's house, and introduced to the audience: "The audience in hell, this is the main courtyard of Onimu's mansion. Speaking of Ghost Mu Mansion, I couldn't help but think of some very interesting things.

Yizi, hell viewers in front of the TV, you know?In fact, in the human world, there are many unofficial histories, legends, etc. related to Ama no Yuki-sama. These unofficial legends are very interesting!The hell knows grab your phone right now.

Send the unofficial legends you know to #1***, whoever sends the most complete and correct content will be eligible for the final challenge - Zashiki Doji Smile!Don't worry that your hand speed can't be edited.

Don’t forget, the time flow between hell and the human world is one day in this world, and 2 years in hell. Even if the speed of the live broadcast is corrected for effect, it only takes 30 seconds, and it is enough for everyone to edit hundreds of thousands of words and send them over. up. "

"Then I'll start counting now, one, two..." As soon as Pinkie Maggie's words came to an end, the son in charge of matching and teaming up with her took out a particularly classic and exquisite pocket watch in good condition from nowhere , expressionless, counted in public like a typical Japanese horror doll.

I just don’t know if it’s because she has already learned the black-bellied technique of the ghost lamp, but she only counted to 10, and then suddenly pressed the timer button of the pocket watch, with a blank face, as if what she did was correct: "... 30, Well, the time is up, now start to check the answers that have been sent, and pick the winner this time!"

"Uh...Yizisang, did you make a mistake just now meow?" Seeing this, Miji hurriedly reminded her.

Knowing the character of Ghost Lantern well, and also knowing that the first son and the second son are Zashiki Douji of Oni Mu's family, Satoshi Fujiwara smiled and said nothing. ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Seeing this, Mu Ping couldn't help but glanced at the ghost lamp: "I remember you liked that pocket watch, but I didn't expect that you would give it to your son."

"Hmm! Seeing how well behaved they are, I couldn't resist giving them some small gifts and pocket money." Ghost Lamp praised frankly without changing his expression.

"Good? Obedient?" Mu Ping imagined the reaction of the residents of hell watching the show. Mu Ping couldn't help but glanced at the ghost lamp and asked, "Do you think she jumps directly from 10 seconds to 30 seconds, which makes people watch the live broadcast?" Is it good for the audience to experience a huge psychological gap? Uh...you can't teach it!"

"Isn't it normal that there are 10 seconds after 30? Sometimes I count like this." Hearing this, the ghost lamp replied without changing his face: "For example, when I inspected the blood pool hell, I would do this to the guilty dead in the blood pool. They said that I had 30 seconds to make all the jailers stop cutting the spider silk.

As long as you can climb to the shore through the spider silk within 30 seconds, I will forgive you, and then I will start counting the timer after they climb the spider silk, and count directly to 30 after ten seconds have passed, so as to give the guilty dead Double hope, but give them double despair as they work toward hope.

It was my experiment of studying psychological punishment during that time. From the results, the effect is very good. Those guilty dead who lied a lot, cheated, seduced and blackmailed women, who were not ashamed and took pleasure in it, confessed their crimes more seriously than before. . "

"...You didn't bring the first son and the second son to inspect it, did you?" Hearing the ghost lamp's calm voice, Leng Che still narrated his black-bellied ghost and animal behavior, Mu Ping thought of the ironic execution ground in Xuechi, The dead who were treated like this by the ghost lamp felt very speechless and relieved.

After all, there was originally a hell dedicated to punishing women, such as disobedience to parents and in-laws, contradicting and oppressing their husbands, infertility and other ancient women. Those female dead who wanted to be accused of crimes without explanation would be thrown into blood after the trial. pool hell.

Later, after the ghost lamp revised this part of the law of hell, the black-bellied ghost probably wanted to satirize those self-righteous men in this world, and simply revised this blood pool hell into those who cheat, seduce, treat daughters, wives, mothers and other female relatives and friends. A hell dedicated to scumbags who tell lies and blackmail women.

I also heard from Mu Ping that in the anime plot, he will add spider silk in Akutagawa Ryunosuke's works to Blood Pond Hell in the future, and he will also add spider silk to Blood Pond Hell early. The dead climbed and used it, and cut it off when they were about to climb up.

Now he has added a black-bellied assistant official's ghost animal psychological punishment to the double punishment of blood pool and spider silk. Of course, it makes people feel very relieved, but the ghost lamp really likes to attack other people psychologically!This is true of the Psychological Games, and so is the blood pool spider silk...

As for his wife's questions, Ghost Lantern answered every question: "I took them there once."

"... Next time, take them to the Kingdom of Heaven and Taoyuan Township to play more!" Don't take them to such a scary place. The first and second sons are enough to scare ordinary people. If they become more like you now, she She was a little scared for other people, and hoped that one day the psychological tactics of ghost lamp would not be used on herself, Mu Ping silently looked forward to it in her heart. -_-||

Mu Ping was in a cold sweat when he heard it, and Qi Mu Kusuo, who was not that close to the ghost lamp, naturally felt struck by lightning when he heard it, and asked the violent ball in his heart: "The real character of the ghost lamp is so distorted? How did I never find out before?" Woolen cloth?"

"Probably he wanted to hold back a big move against you, so he deliberately didn't show the side of hell's number one dark ghost god in front of you!" After watching the trajectory of the ghost lamp from the time-space axis, the irritable ball already knows his own very well. How terrifying the son-in-law is, he naturally knows that he is Qi Mu Kusuo, an unlucky superpower who always makes trouble for him.

In the original timeline, the policy should be to indulge a few times when you were young, and then deal with it when you grow up, but after being disturbed by Dazai from World Book Earth, now there is no impression of Saiki Kusuo adding to the chaos. For the time being, I don't have any thoughts about him, but in order to live a happy life where I can eat whatever I want and the container will not be repaired by ghost lamps, I simply reminded Saiki Kusuo directly.

This reminder can scare the superpower who clearly remembers how many times he has caused troubles on the earth. The elementary school student with superpowers who is expressionless and trembling decides to go back and ask Sorasuke to make a few more for him. Reliable super power suppression device...

Because seeing the behavior of the audience was so shocking, Mu Ping was too busy asking Ghost Lantern what was going on, and forgot to pay attention to the people around him, so he didn't notice that there was something wrong with the people around him. Few people are editing content with their mobile phones.

Until Pinkie Maggie took the portable mini-laptop handed over by the ruthless manager and the director, and said: "Then let's see how many hell audiences participated in the answer, and how many of them answered correctly! Hehehehe !!!

... 7000 million replies?Are there already so many inhabitants of our hell?Or has our show's average ratings of 3% increased again?Even if the ratings increase, more than 7000 million replies are too many..."

"Uh... Maybe it's because the talk show about real-world monsters live broadcasted today is in Guimu Mansion, so the audience in hell reacted very strongly... Meow!" Ji Keli, who is also a top student, is very good at adapting, and immediately found a possibility.

Brigitte Maggie, who found this sentence very convincing, didn't think about the number of replies, but looked at the content on the mini computer, and had new troubles: "But now there is another problem, how can we reply in a short time? Find out the answers of the qualified ones in these replies?"

"Maggie, haven't you replaced a new computer for a long time? The new computer we made in hell now uses super chip technology made of special minerals from Dragon Horse Star. Each chip has a very amazing capacity and can Make noodles..." Honey saw that Brigitte and Maggie actually asked this question.

I was busy explaining the technical problems of the new computer to her, but after only a few words, I saw my partner's eyes turned into mosquito coils, his face was so confused that he was about to fall asleep, and he remembered that his partner was a scumbag She quickly changed the subject abruptly.

Then he said: "Okay, the live broadcast of the latest computer will not be advertised in the live broadcast. In short... this new computer has various excellent functions, one of which is the intelligent search function. We only need to search for the entry Enter the correct answer, and search for the same, similar answers, and similar replies, and its own intelligent search will find those replies."

"Hey! So convenient?" Brigitte Maggie, who hadn't changed a new computer for a long time, was very surprised: "I didn't expect that I just haven't changed my computer for a year in this world, and the new computer technology has already developed to this level, really. Surprisingly, then, I will now enter the correct answer and search!"

"Computer technology has not made much progress. It is due to the special minerals brought back by Master Ghost Lantern and Master Mu Ping from Longma Star, as well as the long-term trading channel established with Longma Star." When the computer entered the content, it announced the correct answer blankly.

And after a while, after inputting the correct answer, Brigitte Maggie, who was waiting to retrieve the answer, looked at the computer screen in confusion, and asked Miji, "This intelligent search function in our hell is not the same as that of some countries in the present world." Does the automatic mental retardation response system work similarly?"

"Automatic Response System for Mental Disabilities?" Honey looked at Brigitte Maggie with a confused face, not knowing what she meant by this sentence.

Brigitte Maggie replied immediately with eyes like the dead sea: "I traveled abroad not long ago. In order to learn about the customs and customs of that country with netizens in that country, I downloaded a free chat software in that country and registered an account. After logging in, the other party's software asked me to recharge as a member, and I can enjoy more and more comprehensive functions.

Because I just traveled in the past and will come back soon, I didn't recharge. I didn't expect that the chat software that I logged in soon would be offline for no reason. Of course I want to log in again!However, every time the account password is entered, the login information is abnormal, and the mobile phone needs to scan the code to log in.

I just used my mobile phone to scan the QR code. I didn’t expect to scan the QR code directly. You must download the mobile phone version of their country’s chat software to scan the QR code to be effective. There is no way that the chat software can only register one ID number, and I cannot re-register. register again.

It was difficult to add back the friends who were able to chat with me before, and I couldn’t remember such a long friend user number, so I had to download it. I didn’t expect that after downloading, I scanned the QR code and it showed that my mobile phone number and ID number were not the same. Match, I'm a resident of hell after all, and I don't have a passport in this world.

I borrowed the ID card of a witch in the present world, and registered with her ID card. Of course, it was inconsistent with my mobile phone number. When I encountered this situation, I had no choice but to call customer service to see if there was a solution. After connecting, the opposite party gave me a few choices with an auto-play voice.

I chose all of them, and described all the situations I encountered to the other side. As a result, there was no manual service for the nine options from one to nine, and none of their mentally retarded smart customer service could understand my description. Do you understand the problems I encountered, the feeling of being mentally retarded? "

"Uh... You really worked hard." Looking at the dead sea-like eyes of Biqi Maggie, Xueba Miji didn't have any good suggestions. After all, there are too many such things in this world. Choose a smart customer service that is not mature at all.

In addition, those operators only value the profits at hand, who cares whether the customer service can solve the problems encountered by customers, and even some operators deliberately choose mentally handicapped intelligent customer service, in order not to give up the interests of the customer due to the problem of customer service response outflow.

The failure of intelligent customer service can make them legally free from most of the responsibilities and avoid most of the after-sales problems. After all, if the mentally handicapped customer service cannot understand and there is no manual reception, most people will find a way to solve it by themselves, or put the things they just bought Ditch it.

Unless you meet someone who is serious enough to sue them at any cost, there is really nothing you can do about them, even if they are ghosts from hell.

After hearing this, the boy on the side said with a blank face: "It is estimated that you did not become a member, so that the other party wanted to use traps such as membership privileges to induce you to spend money. If you don't spend money, they will never let you log in again." Go up, ho... I kind of want to live in this kind of business for a while."

"Although I know that the operators and managers of these businesses, whether they belong to the Satanic Hell, the Egyptian Hell, or the Zhongzhou Hell, or our Japanese Hell, will go to Miss Mustard for hundreds of thousands of years after they die, but they really listened. After I got it, I have the urge to live there for a while!" Er Zi also said expressionlessly.

Hearing this, Miji almost broke out in sweat: "First son, second son, those foreign countries have closed down many houses recently due to various problems. If you move out after living for a while, won't it be another one? Has someone added a family that went bankrupt?"

"I remember that chat software was developed by a leading company in that country!" Pinkie Maggie also reacted, and hurriedly stopped: "If you really want to go, many people will lose their jobs!"

"Hey..." Fujiwara Sawei couldn't help laughing at the flustered appearance of the two hostess ghosts by the zashiki doji, and hurriedly reminded: "Piki Maggie-san, you haven't said what the smart search has done yet. What's the problem!"

At the same time, the TV viewers on the irritable ball side also laughed out loud because of what was broadcast just now, and they all commented: "This young lady who is cosplaying Peach Maggie, the heart-like ashes in her eyes just now are really amazing It looks like after I finished playing the game customer service."

"I had a similar problem with my chat software. Every time I called customer service, I would drop my computer and have the urge to quit the Internet."

"The intelligent customer service of this era is not to solve problems for you, but to show you that you are mentally retarded."

"So this is a routine?"

"I won't tell you how many times I have been cheated, how many mental retardations I have encountered when I bought a house, a car, a computer, a refrigerator, a TV, a washing machine, etc. I agreed to return the warranty package for after-sales service."

"Looking at the appearance of that young lady, she seems to have really experienced the depressive and explosive lethality of mental retardation."

"Now I hope that our world also has those hell institutions in anime, at least when those unscrupulous merchants do this kind of thing again, they will think about it."

"Yes! At least one of the nine options will be left with a real human customer service!"

"Haha... Dreaming is faster. Those people only care about living happily, who cares about what happens after death."

"Hmph! I don't believe that if there really is a hell, and if there is such a black-bellied and trembling man in the hell, who would cut the dead into eight pieces without changing his face, and throw them into his special pot of punishment, people in this world would still think It doesn't matter what happens after death."

"Uh……"

"really!"

"At least if I know that Lord Ghost Lantern is really there, I will definitely be a good person who can go to heaven."

"Haha... How could there be a ghost lamp in reality."

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Seeing the people in the dessert shop laughing together, Mu Ping and Cranky Qiuqiu looked at the ghost lamp who was enjoying the dessert without changing his face, and then looked sympathetically at the diners around, and then looked at each other , said in unison: "Ignorance is sometimes a kind of happiness!"

"They are laughing now, and they will probably be crying soon."

Saiki Kusuo also added a sentence in his violent ball consciousness: "The premise is that Lord Ghost Lantern will manage the hell in China, otherwise the only ones who cry should be the Japanese people!"

"Hey... you don't know that! That black-bellied guy has a very good relationship with all the hell managers in the next world." Basically all the hell managers were subdued by his ghostly behavior, and almost burned by charcoal The devil king Satan has the most experience of being haunted by ghost lights.

While complaining in his heart, Qi Mu Kusuo continued: "And he really likes to share with other hells his newly developed new torture devices and new execution grounds. The hell execution grounds and torture devices he created are all from the soul to the mind. Something that will completely defeat the guilty dead!"

"For example?" Saiki Kusuo was a little curious, even though he knew that the answer might be scary, he still couldn't help asking.

Hearing the words, Qiuqiu replied: "For example, there is an evil mother-in-law who likes to abuse her daughter-in-law, speaks ill of her in front of her son, provokes the relationship between husband and wife, and finally starves her daughter-in-law to death. The punishment arranged by the ghost lamp is always There are delicacies from mountains and seas in front of her, but she is only allowed to eat three broad beans a day, and arranged for the ghost mother-in-law to curse her in her ears all the time..."

"Uh...forget it, I don't want to hear it anymore." Saiki Kusuo imagined the scene of coffee jelly in front of him but couldn't eat it, and decided to arrange the super power suppressor immediately after returning home, otherwise he would be really caught. Mr. Ghost Lamp, who was holding back his big moves, cleaned up, his psychological endurance could not hold up to this kind of evil spirit.

"Tsk!" He stopped listening so quickly, and he wanted to talk more about the great achievements of the dark son-in-law!It's best to develop Kusuo into a "chat friend" who can whisper bad things about the ghost son-in-law with him, and quietly scold him for sneezing. o(￣ヘ￣o#)

"Ah..." After being reminded by Sato Fujiwara, Peach Maggie realized that she almost missed the live broadcast, and hurriedly said, "It's just that after I entered the correct answer to search, it actually showed that the number of correct answers was zero."

"Zero? There are more than 7000 million replies, and none of them are correct?" Hearing this, even though Mi Ji has full confidence in the new smart computer, she can't help but start to suspect that there is something wrong with the software on it.

The author has something to say: Thank you for your concern. After writing everything, I felt relieved and slept well. However, I was a bit stuck when writing with other people as the main visual. Today's chapter is only now coded.