novelraw Chapter 660 Comedian
Chapter 660 Comedian
"Kuhuhuhu... My elders are only Mupingba sauce and Guidengji sauce. Giotto is my peer. Do you understand? Idiot disciple!" Liudaokuo said while casually giving Fran's big hat After a while, three standard holes were inserted on it.
Hearing what he said, Fran complained blankly: "That's another life experience of yours, against plagiarism, against plagiarism!"
"Kuhuhuhu...whether it's me or another Liudaomu is me, this is not plagiarism!" Liudaoku said with a half-smile, and gave Fran a big hat.
Xiao Gangji watched Fran complain about his master with a blank face, and Liu Daoku couldn't bear to beat his apprentice directly, so he could only take his apprentice's hat to vent his anger, and couldn't help complaining: "The duplicity of Nisan in this world is the same as that of Muku in our world. The Nissan is exactly the same, and it deserves to be a life conceived by the same gene."
"Hmph! Sawada Tsunayoshi, who is duplicity?" Hearing that he was complained, Rokudokoku's pair of heterochromatic pupils immediately stared at Kotsunakichi.
Tsunayoshi, who knew his character from the childhood sweetheart of Liu Dao Mu in his own world, was not afraid of his somewhat fierce expression, and immediately showed a big smile similar to Giotto: "Ku Ni-san, my full name is Ghost Mu Gangji, your name is different from my name in this world, so don’t keep calling it wrong! Or are you calling it wrong on purpose to lure me in this world to play with you?”
"Kufufufu... I'm not interested in that weak and naive guy over there." Liudaomu, who was poked by Kotsunakichi's words, silently looked away and looked at the window beside him.
His reaction made Hibari Kyoya sneer immediately: "Huh!" ╭(╯^╰)╮
"Hi! Master Tsunaki and Master have a PK in the first round. Master Tsunaki wins completely. Skylark-san is going to start a second round of PK with Master. I can predict the outcome. Please..." Seeing this, Fran didn't know where to start. Take out a small golden speaker and broadcast it in public.
The reaction of Hibari Kyoya and Rokudao Mukuro, and Fran's bad taste, the adult Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't help but tremble with fear. Every time Hibari-senpai and Liudao Mukuro coax, the loss is Vongola's finances!He didn't want to live a life where he didn't owe any debts and didn't have to be a Mafia.
I'm going to be in debt again by this natural disaster!Thinking of this, after being taught by Li Baoen for many years, he finally got a little dark-bellied and hurriedly said: "Uh...now is not the time to joke! Everyone respect Fyodor D-san, don't be in this kind of time Nonsense!"
"Cut~!" (ˉ▽￣～) Hearing this, Fran put down the small speaker with some regret: "Since the boss has said so, then the second round of PK will be broadcast live later!"
"Hey! Varian, take this kid back quickly, don't let him appear in front of my eyes again." With an apprentice like Fran on the table, even Liu Daoku could not stand it!
Hearing that everyone in Varian who had been harmed by Fran immediately showed a disgusted expression at the same time, and even Kyouya Hibari, who was full of victorious expressions, calmed down after hearing this, and obviously did not want to talk to Fran at all. Belonging is on the edge.
Being able to be disliked by Yunshou, Kirishou, and Varian in one fell swoop, Fran's ability to kill probably has something in common with Osamu Dazai!Seeing this scene, other people who understand Osamu Dazai's character can't help thinking.
At the critical moment, Osamu Dazai, who was upstaged by Fran, also complained a little depressed: "Fran, I am about to start a good show here! Don't steal my limelight!"
"Hey! Sorry, I forgot." Fran said this with that expressionless face, which was not convincing at all.
Fyodor D saw that everyone ignored his anger and was still joking and teasing leisurely. His sickly and pale face became very cold. He immediately clenched his hands tightly and squeezed out a drop of sinful blood from the wound on his finger just now. When he was about to control his own ability to form a penalty body invisible to human vision.
The back of his head was suddenly blocked by something, and at the same time, a hand patted his shoulder, and then Dazai Osamu's voice seamlessly switched from foolishness to seriousness: "Don't move! Another piece of advice , It is not a wise judgment to use your abilities in front of my Odusang and Ogasang, whether your abilities are crime and punishment, or punishment and crime."
"You bastard..." Fyodor D felt the aggrieved feeling that his own ability was in his body but could not be used, and couldn't help letting out an angry growl. His character was originally that kind of cunning, With Zhizhu in his hands, everything is under control, a calm, cunning and rational character.
Big things won't irritate him, but Osamu Dazai is so unmannered that he spent nearly a year planning and even used illusion and world book abilities to play tricks on him, making him think that his dream has finally come true The dream of being shattered at this moment, facing the reality of being tricked.
When ordinary people encounter this kind of situation, their collapse is mild, and they may even collapse. Fyodor D just couldn't help making an angry sound, which is already a manifestation of his mental strength far exceeding that of ordinary people. Of course, Osamu Dazai also estimated his psychological tolerance, so he deliberately arranged this small script.
Osamu Dazai saw that Fyodor D finally no longer looked like a half-smile, or half-evil, unable to see his true mood. He showed a complacent expression, and said in a ostentatious tone: " You should thank me well!
After I caught you, I started to make up this little script when I met you for the first time, and I waited until two days before I had time to perform it, ah~!I'm so patient!I admire myself so much. "
"Small script?" Fyodor D suddenly had an ominous premonition when he heard these three words.
Hearing this, Osamu Dazai said with a very happy and excited expression on his face: "Yes! It's a small script. People from all over the world have just moved to the floating ice continent, and they have experienced the panic of the sinking of the continent. Disasters such as the tsunami impact now fill my heart with uneasiness, and I can't help feeling fear and doubt about the future.
So in order to appease everyone, I specially prepared a small comedy script, and invited Odusang, Ogasang, and Vengley's illusionists to help with the technology and accompany me, the leading actor, you villain , as well as the supporting role of Shibusawa-san and your "good friends" will perform a live performance for everyone to see! "
"..." After hearing Osamu Dazai's answer, Fyodor D's brain stopped spinning for a few seconds before he reacted like a dull and rusty machine, and asked in an unbelievable tone: "Comedy? Live performance ?”
"Yes! It's a very interesting comedy live broadcast. If it's not funny enough, our illusionists have used illusion to make special effects according to my little script! For example, when I talk to you in the prison cell, the special effect is a furry simulation of a polar bear Coat, very very cute and ridiculous.
Another example is that when we walked through the corridor and walked to the elevator door, the illusion effect was that you had a super cute fall on the ground, and the cute big polar bear Sang fell flat on the ground. It is easy to cause everyone to laugh!
Of course, some lines that are not suitable for comedy scripts have also been modified with special effects. I believe that after today, you will become the kindest star in the floating ice continent. Are you happy?Slightly~~! " Osamu Dazai said with a hippie smile and made a grimace at Fyodor D.
This look of beating made others itchy. As for Fyodor D himself, he now hates his brain that is too smart and fast, because Osamu Dazai vividly described, and from the prison cell experience so far.
It allows him to vividly imagine how Osamu Dazai used illusion and live broadcasting to 'play' him in front of the people all over the world. Comedy Repertoire'.
Thinking of how many people around the world have watched these 'comedy scenes', it is estimated that Osamu Dazai's character may have deliberately used the Mu family to participate in the performance to attract more people from all over the world to watch this 'live comedy'. He exposes more people.
Fyodor D's mentality completely collapsed. He was emotional, angry and ashamed, and growled at Osamu Dazai unacceptably: "If you want to kill me, just do it directly. Why? Why..."
"Hey!" Hearing this, Osamu Dazai showed a very puzzled look, looking at Fyodor D's cautious expression and asked: "But according to the information I collected, when you design something, you follow My little script is almost bloody plot!
I thought you liked this kind of plot very much, so I specially edited this comedy script for you!oh!By the way, although your script is bloody, but the ending is too tragic!I don't like it, and Odusang and Ogasang don't like it either, so I changed it to a comedy!
Just like when you stabbed Ryuhiko Shibusawa just now, our illusionist specially played you a polar bear who knows martial arts, a wonderful martial arts action scene with comedy characteristics that even the martial arts master can't resist!It's wonderful. "
"You damned bastard..." The weak Fyodor D heard Dazai Osamu's mean voice, the nerves in his brain completely collapsed, and his brain, which was filled with anger, forgot the other people around him for a moment. Regardless of his melancholy and sickly body against Dazai Osamu's ineffective physique, which is actually very weak, he just punched Dazai Osamu in the face on the spot.
"Ah!" Osamu Dazai calmly avoided Fyodor D's fist, and after holding his thin wrist with one hand, he continued to say in a casual tone: "Although my physical skills are worse than those of Chuya and the others. It's a lot, but it's much stronger than you, with your physical condition, if you compete with me in martial arts, you have no chance of winning!"