novelraw Chapter 580 The beloved wife is the audience
Chapter 580 The beloved wife is the audience
"Oh my god! I didn't expect Mr. Ghost Lantern to be such a person?"
"Not to mention that I like to play S, but I can shoot regardless of humans and animals."
"gross."
"Fortunately, I usually thought he was a good man that is rare in Japanese society."
"Yeah! Seeing that he looks good, except for his eyes, which are fierce and frightening, everything else is pretty good!"
"On weekdays, I commute to and from get off work on time, work hard, help President Dazai take care of the children, and buy President Dazai favorite meals, cakes, and coffee. He looks like a high-quality husband. I didn't expect his real face to be like this?"
"Alas! President Dazai's husband turned out to be an octopus, regardless of species. This news will definitely make headlines in the world!"
"I really sympathize with President Dazai. It is said that strong women have difficulties in marriage and it is difficult to find happiness. It seems to be true."
"Or I'll just be an ordinary happy little woman."
"Don't say it with a look of embarrassment, the premise of this sentence is that you have the ability to be a strong woman."
"A woman like President Dazai is not a height that ordinary people can reach."
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Mu Ping looked at the young man with a bruised nose and swollen face from the beating, and his head was full of bruises and he couldn't move. The people around him were talking about the ghost lights and ghosts, thinking that he would be mistaken for a permissive husband by the familiar faces upstairs and downstairs. Recklessly.
The miserable and cowardly wife who plays S games without distinction between humans and animals every day, her head hurts, and she quickly vomited loudly to justify herself: "Hey! Subordinates are called nurturing, be careful that everyone resigns collectively."
"Hey...except for Lu Ji's retirement application, no one else's resignation letter has been sent to me!" Hearing his wife's seldom speaking loudly, Gui Deng complained about him like this, using his fake mind-reading skills to be natural The son understood Mu Ping's careful thinking, and he didn't want to carry a Neptune S character in the human world, so he simply used his wife's complaints to clarify.
The owner, waiters and customers of this newly opened coffee shop realized that the nurturing in Gui Deng's previous words was not the nurturing in the sense they understood after hearing the conversation between the ghost lamp and the couple, and they couldn't help but show some embarrassing expressions.
The young man whose whole body seemed to be written with the words "muscles" heard that he would not be in danger of exploding ass, the dead sea in his eyes disappeared instantly, looking at the ghost lamp was like looking at a shining golden super golden man, his eyes were quick Turning into a symbol of money, he immediately struggled and stretched out his hand and said, "I'm a principled boy.
If a rich woman like President Dazai is supporting her, one or two million a year is enough. If it is replaced by a stinky man, at least one billion a year, as long as the money arrives, you can do anything except not sell yourself. Completely, utterly and completely disinterested... Mmm! "
I am afraid that this is just a line used by President Dazai and his wife to save face. It is true that ghost lights are male, male-loving, and animals. !
The ghost lamp casually picked up the ice cubes that were used to cool down the low temperature to maintain its shape, and stuffed them into his mouth to block his mouth. In his mouth, this Mr. Ghost Lantern is indeed an S just like what he introduced just now, this is definitely an S.
Seeing this scene, the thin and mustache coffee shop owner reminded weakly: "Mr. Ghost Lantern, that is dry ice. If it directly touches the human body, especially the sensitive mouth and tongue, it is easy to get frostbite."
"It's okay, this guy has rough skin and thick flesh, and his body is quite strong. Not to mention the dry ice for iced cakes, even if the dry ice melts his whole body, he won't get frostbite." Ghost Lantern said while He grabbed the young man's hair casually.
He put his face on the mobile phone that he took out at some point, and said to the mobile phone in a cold and calm tone: "Mrs. Zenyuan, is that him?"
"It's him!" A voice of acknowledgment came from the phone, followed by a voice full of anger, almost as exasperated as before the explosion of explosives, and gnashing of teeth: "Chanyuan Shier, where is my son?"
"...Li" looked into the phone, and reflected a woman in a plain dress with short hair sitting in the waiting room. The Zenyuan Shier's tongue was almost numb from the cold, as if bitten by a cat, and she couldn't say anything. come out.
Seeing his appearance, the woman on the other side of the cell phone video became even more angry and impatient. She patted the table in front of her violently, and as a result, her hands hurt so much that she could only blow her hands while gnashing her teeth and asking : "I'll ask you again, where's my son!"
"...I'll leave it to Miss Fu Hei to take care of it for the time being." Shocked by his wretched wife, Zenyuan Shier answered instinctively, opening his mouth without hesitation, just like when his wife hadn't died before, "Lili, I'm angry. Hit me if you want to hit me, don't hit the table, be careful if your hand hurts."
"Who caused my hand to hurt?" The woman on the other side of the phone had tears in her eyes, and she patted the table again with a grumpy face, and said angrily, "It's not been four months yet, and you've killed me?" Abandon the son and find a rich woman to take care of him, right? Gambling again, right?
I'll let you gamble, I'll let you gamble... woo woo... From today onwards, if you dare to gamble again, leave my son alone, let other women touch you and cheat on me, I will... I will shoot every day 100 under the table, just hurt myself to death. "
"Don't... little ancestor, don't abuse yourself, I promise not to block you, I will never let you wear a cuckold, I will pick up my son right away, you..." Zenyuan Shier still wanted to continue to make promises to his wife , lest that little idiot really hurt himself.
"Chanyuan Shier, right? If you want to earn 10 billion yuan a year, it's no problem. Come and sign a labor contract with me. It's not a dream to guarantee your annual income of [-] billion yuan. Make enough money for your son's milk powder and give it to your wife. Fixed monthly living expenses." As a result, the black-bellied ghost of Ghost Lantern has never fulfilled the adult virtues of a yin and yang couple who tell each other their hearts.
At the critical moment, he hung up the phone of China Unicom to Hell in Japan, and showed the happy expression of a talent black hole catching high-value social animals to the Chanyuan Shier. After saying this meaningfully, he suddenly lowered his voice and used Only Zenyuan Shier could hear the volume: "Oh! By the way, remind you, one day in the human world, 2 years in hell.
Even if you earn 10 billion in a year, most of it will be given to your wife, and her monthly living expenses will only be one or two yen at most, tsk tsk!It's a pity that she is not a resident who can go to heaven. She has no merits and demerits, and there is no free house, food and drink for her.
In the future, you can either pull out your tongue and go to reincarnation. If you don’t want to be reincarnated, you have to have money to buy a house in hell. You have to spend money to buy food in hell, and the ghost coins that the human world spreads are useless below. , But daily dedication to some meals can fall into their hands.
Many rich people in the human world don't want to be reincarnated when they come down here, so they have to work hard and earn money to support themselves!Some women who can't support themselves either choose a ghost or a human who can support her in hell and marry, or go to Hezhong Hell Street to work in a custom shop.
Some who can bear hardships and stand hard work will apply for jailers, do some rough work such as carrying hundreds of catties of millstones, stepping on mountains of knives and seas of fire, and stirring some human meat. After Madam's trial is over, if she is sure she doesn't want to be reincarnated, she can only rely on you! "
Shier, who was suddenly overwhelmed by his son's milk powder money and his wife's one billion a year living expenses, stared at the ghost lamp with a depressed face and asked, "Who are you?"
Why can he call his wife who passed away at the end of last year with an ordinary mobile phone? Looking at his wife's voice, smile, and every word and deed, it is definitely not an illusion or a high-tech image.
Besides, since the death of his wife, he has been decadent for several months, until not long ago he decided to be a person who no longer respects himself and others, and then left his son in the care of his wife's former friend Fu Heisang. When I was alone, I overheard a gambler talking about the female president of Dazai.
Gamblers also lamented that it would be great if he could be lucky enough to be given a value of 7000 million by President Dazai. No, after China announced the super-filtered slime, the price of slime has increased to [-] million. More than ten thousand, so there has always been a price but no market.
After he lost all his money, he came up with the idea of President Dazai. Anyway, he has made up his mind to be a bastard who does not respect himself and others. News, three to five days to investigate the whereabouts of President Dazai.
As a result, she was beaten up by her husband just today, and her wife witnessed the scene where she was almost raped. The death of a society is nothing more than that!Could this mean that those who came out to hang out will have to return sooner or later, he was never so ashamed to steal the Zenyuan's warehouse and run away.
Huh...how should he explain to his wife when he sees his wife in the future!Like those who forgot to zip their trousers when going out, and went out wearing a skirt and no underwear. Take a breath.
But it turns out that hell really exists. After death, people don’t really die completely, they just survive in another way. The theory of death spread by His Majesty Su Nuo is true. O man's lies!
Without the power of mantra, he can only feel the spirit of mantra, but cannot see the existence of monsters, the dead, etc. He has always mistakenly thought that this theory is used to fool ordinary people, so that ordinary people can live with peace of mind, and don't chase after longevity , to make a foolish plan for criminal acts, but I didn't expect...