The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 558 Random thoughts

Xiao Gangji saw that he lost his horse because of the ghost lamp that he had killed, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, I just happened to bump into that... Uh! Your Highness."

"The face can be bumped, and the height can also be bumped? Don't lie in front of Lord Ranbu! You can't lie to me." Ranbu boy let out a burst of smug laughter after speaking, he finally exposed Lord Ghost Lantern once!

Gui Deng has long been aware that Ranpo deduces that his identity is related to the Gui Mu family, and he doesn't care about revealing his identity on the surface. Seeing that Gojo Satoru noticed the propriety, he came over again wearing a blindfold to hide his identity, and also paid attention to whether Call him father in public.

He didn't care that being misunderstood was a problem of a certain generation of the ghost Mu family, but stared at Xiao Liudaoku with a pair of pitch-black eyes and asked, "I remember only calling you and asking you to come alone."

"Uh... don't ignore Lord Ranbu!" As soon as he finished his words, before Xiaoliudaoku could react, the boy Ranbu was about to jump in anger, he felt that he was being ignored by Lord Ghost Lantern.

Mu Ping looked at the boy Ranbu sympathetically, this kid who lacked the lesson of being taught by ghosts, even if he found out at this time, he had to pretend not to notice, otherwise he would be punished by ghosts to eat snacks, he was running errands beside him watched.

Didn't you see Vice President Fukuzawa, Gide and the others were also shocked, but quickly acted like nothing happened?This is experience, there is an instinct to seek good luck and avoid bad luck...

Just when Mu Ping complained about the Luanbu boy, speculating that he was about to be tossed about by the ghost of the ghost lamp again, Xiao Liudaoku also let out a strange laugh and said: "Kuhuhuhu... It's just a coincidence that you called when you called. After school, we are getting to know each other under the introduction of Xiao Zhi, with everyone's ear strength, no matter how quiet the phone is, everyone will hear it."

He was so clever that he found that Wujo Wu pulled down the blindfold before entering the door and did not call the ghost lamp Odusan in public. After that, he didn't mention Wujo Wu's name at all, but this time everyone got to know each other, not Xiao Dazai. Introduce them.

"So you're all here?" Gui Deng asked with a dark face.

Gojo Satoru, the oldest among them, couldn't hold back his indifferent Bingshan face, and said with a dry laugh: "Everyone is curious about your detective agency, and they are also very concerned about what needs to be called to help Xiao Mu."

"Ahaha... I know my swordsmanship is not good enough, so I just followed to see interesting things this time, and I didn't plan to follow." The boy Yamamoto Takeshi had a natural look on his face, and he looked a little black-bellied no matter how he looked.

The thick-skinned little Dazai, who broke through the sky, was already holding the ghost lamp's leg and said: "Odusan, what is related to the American Karasuma Group, isn't it related to Sister Scarlett, I am very interested !"

Hearing this, Mu Ping remembered that Xiao Dazai had a good time with Scarlett after he went to the United States to play, and that Scarlett was going to give Xiao Dazai the treasure he had seized from Karasuma Renye. Speechless.

Ghost Lantern does remember these things, but a bunch of more troublesome little ghosts are added to the already troublesome task. Fuze and Gide are probably going to have a headache, and whether they can successfully complete his arrangement has become an uncertain matter. , so he was categorical and said without giving his son any face: "No, you will only mess up everyone's work if you go."

"Hey! I promise to be obedient, can't I?" Xiao Dazai immediately put on a cute and cute look, which can impress Mu Ping's expectant eyes every time, staring at the ghost lamp without blinking.

It's a pity that Ghost Lantern didn't like him, so he raised his hand and gave him a brain jump, and said in a very firm tone: "Absolutely not!"

"Hmph! Odusang is biased. If you were a little tiger, you would definitely agree!" Seeing this, Xiao Dazai complained depressedly.

Ghost Lantern admitted quite straightforwardly: "That's right, the little tiger won't cause trouble for me. If there is nothing wrong, he will hang it on the fishing net and be sent back by the fire truck."

"Uh...wasn't it just that time not long ago?" Hearing this, Xiao Dazai felt guilty. He didn't expect Odusan to remember that when he went into the water to play years ago, he was caught by the fishing nets of the fishing boats returning to the port. The man mistakenly thought that he had fallen into the water, so he called fire engines and ambulances, and sent him home after making sure he was fine.

Hearing this, Ghost Lamp sneered: "Hey...yes! That's the only time I hung a fishing net, ran to a shrine on New Year's Eve, stepped on the offering box of the shrine, and hanged myself with the bell rope of the shrine. People bought medicine in a pharmacy, and wanted to try whether the combination of antihypertensive drugs and booster drugs could make a successful suicide. The owner of the pharmacy was so scared that he asked his parents once.

After hearing that the freezer can quickly freeze the dead, I went to the seafood freezer to prepare to freeze into ice. The clerk almost mistakenly thought that the store manager hid the corpse only once. I heard that someone can wash their hands with 500-degree high-temperature metal liquid It's only once to go to other people's steel factory to take a bath with other people's steel juice..."

"...Xiaozhi!" Mu Ping, who only knew about the time of fishing nets and had never heard of other incidents, was about to explode when she thought of the danger of these actions. Zai yelled loudly.

Little Dazai panicked now, he glared gloomily at the Odusang who had exposed him, hurriedly ran to Mu Ping and explained: "Ogasang, don't worry! I'm sure I won't show up. I just went to play with the problem, did you always carry your branch at that time, you can absorb the cold air and heat at any time, and send it to your side..."

"Did he really do it?" Hearing Xiao Dazai's series of explanations, Gojo Wujo, who had watched Xiao Dazai's great achievements, looked at the ghost lamp with a complicated expression and asked. He knew that Xiao Dazai could kill, but he didn't expect He can do so many tricks.

Ghost Lamp nodded coldly, with a ghostly look on his face: "This is the first time that I am called a parent by strangers every day."

"You've worked hard!" Gojo Satoru now felt sorry for his poor old father.

'Old Father' Ghost Lamp showed a dark smile and said: "It's not hard, I will settle the score with him when I get back to hell."

"Gu..." Gojo Satoru looked at his black expression, silently swallowed his saliva, and dared not speak any more.

Little Skylark, Little Liudaoku, Kotsunayoshi, Yuji, Yamamoto and the others never expected that the little Dazai, who looks like an angelic little prince, would be able to do so many wonderful things, even a monster like Ghost Lamp. So angry, everyone couldn't help but feel very speechless.

The random boy said with some admiration: "He can come up with so many tricks to kill him, he is quite amazing!"

"It's not that I'm great, it's that the person who wrote this complete suicide manual is great. I'm currently trying the content of this book, but because the suicide in it is painful and miserable, I want to try to die, but I hate dying in pain. I hate pain so much, so I can only bear the pain and give up trying." Xiao Dazai was embarrassed to speak after hearing other people's comments.

"The complete suicide manual, is there such a book in the bookstore?"

"By the way, can this kind of book really be published?"

"Is the focus on the book?"

"Could it be that he didn't do these things?"

"Ba Jiang doesn't seem to know, and looks very worried now."

"Kuhuhuhu...his little skirt is very beautiful, I will buy a set for Culom to wear someday."

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"What kind of trick? Hey! Why are there so many people here today? What happened?" Just as Mu Ping taught Xiao Dazai a lesson and others were complaining, Oda Saku came in with his schoolbag and saw such a Many people were in the conference hall, and they were taken aback, thinking that something big had happened.

Gide was immediately happy when he saw his younger brother. He stepped forward to take the schoolbag in his younger brother's hand, and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, Master Ghost Lantern will arrange a business trip for us? It will take a few more days time to complete."

"Business trip? Hey! Doesn't it mean that I won't be able to see you for a few days?" Great, if he continues to be so pampered by his brother, he will become useless. Starting from his business trip, he should have a chance to be himself Cooking, doing housework, no need to be sent to school, Odasaku boy is secretly happy in his heart.

The reverse tacit understanding between the brothers made Gide stunned. He just realized that he would not see his younger brother for several days after he was on a business trip. He immediately turned his head and asked Ghost Lantern, "Master Ghost Lantern, can I not go on a business trip?"

"No!" Ghost Lantern answered firmly, and with a full level of pseudo-mind reading, he saw Gide's thoughts, and added a rather dark-hearted sentence: "If you don't want your brother, you can take Oda Saku with you."

"Uh...no need." That organization and sea monster sounded so dangerous, so he wouldn't let his brother take risks there!

On the other hand, the Ranbu boy was woken up by the words of Gide and Odasaku brothers, he looked at Vice President Fukuzawa reluctantly, and tried to talk to Ghost Lantern: "Master Ghost Lantern, I can..."

"You can't! Except for Xiao Mu, who can help collect information with illusion, other minors are not allowed to go." Ghost Lantern said decisively.

But Mu Ping thought of Little Skylark's unfettered character, and thought of how he would get on the plane and go to the United States to collect protection money in case he was interested... The picture was so beautiful, she didn't dare to look at it, so she could only say: "Other children are not allowed to go. I think Kyoya is okay, why don't you let him go with Xiaokui, and we can cooperate if necessary."

"Tsk!" The troublesome guy, Ghost Lantern glanced at Little Skylark who had already turned around and planned to act alone, and said in a speechless click: "Forget it, let him be self-willed this time."

Gojo Satoru never thought that he would have no part, so he couldn't help pointing to his eyes and said, "Odusan, is there anything better at gathering information than me?"

"You are too conspicuous. There is a disguise expert in the opponent's organization, and their intelligence network should not be underestimated. Even if you are wearing a blindfold, as long as they notice you, they can quickly see through your identity." Ghost lamp did not expect this Gojo Satoru was also very interested, so he couldn't help but be a little surprised.

As soon as Mu Ping heard it, he knew that he was talking about Belmode, the Witch with Thousand Faces. Indeed, Xiaowu's disguise was not enough for a disguise expert like Belmode.

Gojo Satoru prefers to do some challenging things. Hearing what Ghost Lantern said, not only did he not give up his thoughts, but he said with even more anticipation: "Then I will make a tighter disguise so that they can't see through it."

"Forget it, whatever you want." Ghost Lantern saw that he persisted, thinking that his strength was a kind of protection from the past, so he didn't stop it anymore, but he immediately remembered one thing.

Showing a ghostly expression, he said: "By the way, some of the highest quality vegetables from your Inumaru brother's vegetable garden have gone to the United States. If you encounter them, you can bring them back to make a big meal, tsk! Recently, there are more and more special ingredients that suit your taste. Less and less."

Because Xiao Dazai couldn't even see Xu in the incident of Kurosaki Ichigo's mother and child, he and Gojo Satoru have been eating the feast of curse spirits for two years, and they also know that Goudan is responsible for planting in the curse world. The mana spirit was cooking, and thinking of the mana spirit's appearance, he felt a little nauseous.

But thinking of the taste of the magic feast cooked by Ghost Lantern and Su Nuo, Gojo Wu wiped his saliva unconvinced, and nodded silently, that's great!Such delicious food, even if it looks a little ugly and difficult to grasp, is still a good ingredient worth working hard to get your hands on.

Only those who didn't know that the dishes in the ghost lamp's mouth referred to the curse spirit looked at each other, what was the ghost lamp assistant talking about, how could the dishes go to the United States?Was it transported by someone else?

Knowing everything, the little Dazai smiled and said nothing, but thought in his heart, if Wu Nisang succeeds, he might be able to change his taste, no matter how delicious the food is, he will get tired of eating it for several months in a row!

The curse spirits who fled to the United States: We thank you all! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

The speed of the ghost lamp is the speed of soldiers, so the next day Fukuzawa's vice president, Gide, Gojo Satoru, Xiao Liudaoku, and Xiao Yunque took other members and transported them to many of the latest underwater shooting tools in the United States through secret channels. , Anti-shock precision diving tools, anti-electric shock boats and other tools for reconnaissance and intelligence collection began to act.

A week after they left, Su Nuo and Longsang began to announce to the public the healing slime, purifying slime, panda cotton that can resist severe cold and heat, and alien planet honey that can cure all genetic diseases...etc. The harvest has been successfully cultivated on the earth, and it will enter the promotion period next. The public is welcome to order seeds for contract, planting, breeding and other news.

The whole world fell into a carnival of extreme surprises. Many genetic diseases and cancer patients from all over the world were extremely excited. Some tried their best to apply for passports to China and Japan, and some directly asked how to go to China and Japan. Apply for the purchase qualification of that magical honey with China and Japan...

Seeing that His Majesty the Emperor really announced the news, Mori Kogoro rejoiced that Xiao Dazai didn't make fun of him. Fortunately, after he took it seriously, after discussing with Eri, he not only used his family's savings, but also mortgaged the house and received money from both parents. Borrowed a large sum of money.

It is considered to have bought a large flower field. With this flower field, their family will not have to worry about the future. After all, this news has only been announced for more than ten minutes. The country's flower fields have appreciated at an astonishing rate.

Now he only needs to sell [-]% of the flower fields, and the money he earns is enough to pay off the loan. The loans from both parents' families and the savings at home are supplemented. It feels so good to be rich!In the future, I can buy a big house for Yingli and Lan, buy a good car to drive, and go on a trip together when I am on vacation.

When thinking about this, Mori Kogoro was a little scared, he didn’t expect the kid to say so fast, if he delays buying it for a few days, he will miss the opportunity to make a fortune, if he really misses it, He probably vomited blood in distress!

If magical honey is a carnival for patients with genetic diseases and cancers, then curing slime is a carnival for medical practitioners, and purifying slime is a carnival for housewives. After all, these two are their favorites. .

As long as you contract a healing slime, minor diseases, minor injuries, recuperation, etc. can be done by the healing slime, without the trouble of going to the hospital or pharmacy every time.

The housewives are delighted that they are finally freed from housework such as washing dishes, cleaning the room, and mopping the floor, and have more private time to do their own things.

As for the panda cotton, it is the favorite result of those who conduct investigations and observations at workstations with harsh working environments such as the Antarctic, the Arctic, and various volcanoes. It is really great. With panda cotton, their future working environment will undoubtedly be better. a lot of……

While everyone was cheering for the official announcements of the two countries, Mu Ping, who was also watching the news, stared at the honey news that Limulu's pair of Wang Feng cultivated bee colonies, which he named as the royal jelly. The conversation between Qiuqiu and Qiuqiu, which was broadcast live by Ghost Lantern yesterday, flashed in my mind.

Unsure about it, he asked Ghost Lantern, "Ghost Lantern, you said that since the detoxifying royal jelly has the effect of curing all genetic diseases, is the monsterization of those creatures on the monster planet also a genetic disease?

Is the gene collapse disease of human beings caused by the infection of heaven and earth hostility on the world tree planet also a genetic disease?If yes, is it possible to cure them completely with this honey? "

"I don't know, but it's worth trying." Ghost Lantern thought that if there was such a day, in order to prevent the monster-forming genes from being fused into the bodies of the creatures on the earth, he could only give up the consciousness of the monster earth, and take over the humans on the monster earth and evacuate together.

This seems a bit cruel to the reformed ball, but it still completely solves the threat of the monster gene, and then it is easier to fuse the earth on both sides, which can also increase the strength of the earth on its own side, that Saitama and his disciples He is considered a good talent, and it is not bad to be a jailer in hell...

I didn't know that the talent black hole thought about the medicinal effect of honey from the perspective of poaching corners. When Mu Ping thought of this possibility, he immediately became excited: "Then I will call Su Nuo immediately and ask him to send a batch of goblin royal jelly to the monster earth." Humans try it and see if it can be completely cured?

By the way, if it is effective, the honey produced by the human world alone will not be enough for the earth humans in a short time, let alone export it. Sure enough, a larger flower field will be created in hell for the bees to collect honey , I will discuss it with Limuru to see what kind of flower fields are better..."

So Su Nuo was given another job by his own Ogasang, and he became even busier. He didn't even have time to check in at the detective agency. I had no choice but to say goodbye to my beloved little Nana, and return to the detective agency to be on duty.

Limuru in hell is worse than him. He not only has to share part of the work of the assistant officer of the ghost lamp, cultivate relationships with his wife and daughters, but also busy planting flowers, urging the queen bee to let the bees under him gather more honey...

The former big devil who fished, let alone fished now, he was about to become a model worker. His life was so miserable that those who heard it were sad and those who saw it cried. Yumura couldn't help but think of the difficult time when he just woke up. Adapting is like falling into overtime hell...

So busy everywhere, more than half a month after the announcement of curing slime, honey, etc., the members of the detective agency in the United States gave the people in Japan and even the whole world a super thunderstorm.

Because they actually hacked the live TV channel of their country on the No. [-] TV station in the United States, through the help of a domestic hacker expert in the United States, and he is also a family member of a victim, so that anyone in the United States who has a mobile phone TV around You can watch their live broadcast.

In this not-so-legal live broadcast, they announced that they accepted the commission of an American man who lost his wife and children due to a shipwreck accident and was imprisoned in a water prison for several years.

In this live broadcast, the members of the Dazai Detective Agency put aside the fact that they were directly assigned by the ghost lamp to conduct investigations, but somehow found a partner in the United States. The excuse was that the American was trapped in a water prison for several years and was finally released. After he came out, he secretly commissioned Dazai Detective Agency to investigate through some secret channels.

Then the detectives of the Dazai Detective Agency came to the United States after receiving his commission. From the maritime accidents that occurred in the United States, the scope, environmental changes, and the families of the numerous Hainan accidents, as long as they refused to accept the official answers, they wanted to If you pursue the truth, you will be imprisoned in a water prison, and even the inexplicable 'accident' death was mentioned in the live broadcast.

Then in the United States, the official forces controlled by the black organization gritted their teeth, but there was no way to prevent the live broadcast from being broadcast across the United States. Even some information-rich countries can conduct live broadcasts and rebroadcast their investigation results to all American citizens. , In fact, the U.S. officials and people all over the world who knew nothing about this matter announced it.

After watching what they announced in the live broadcast, the U.S. officials, the American people, and people from other countries finally knew that there is a large-scale illegal organization in the United States that has been established for half a century and is related to the formerly famous Karasuma Group. Research organization, this organization sneaked into Tibet, China more than 50 years ago.

They stole the powerful and harmful alien creatures that fell down with the alien meteorites, and edited the genes of the alien creatures into the genes of a dinosaur with aquatic ability extracted from the fossils of the earth. Put this man-made monster into the deep sea to survive and conduct observation experiments.