The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 552 Beauty

On the contrary, after class, Xiao Dazai slipped to the school warehouse for some reason, and even went to the basement of other people's warehouse to play around, and then took him to the warehouse to find the dead. He himself had nothing to see from the other world. He had to look into his eyes, and only then did he know that someone died there.

If he saw this scene as an adult in the human world, he could take care of it directly, but he is just a child now, and the matter of the deceased seems to be just an ordinary person's case, so he can just hand it over to the school to report to the police, so he used the elementary school student's solution , brought Xiao Dazai to tell the head teacher.

Just when the homeroom teacher was shocked by the words of Xiao Zhongya Chuya, Xiao Dazai clapped his hands, and said with an expression of just remembering: "Ah! I remembered, when I was playing in Ogasang's detective agency, I saw A case commissioned by the police to a detective agency.

Someone looted the gold collected by a rich man near Mihua Town during the Eternal Night period. The total value of the gold is about 3 million yuan, and the Japanese yen hidden in those ironware is about the same amount. Our detective agency has already investigated this case. .

Most of the suspects were caught, only one criminal who was in charge of selling the stolen goods was missing with the hidden money, and he was not found. Maybe that person was the criminal in charge of selling the stolen goods, and the money next to him was the stolen money. When the teacher called the police, he told the police by the way, maybe The gold looting case is related! "

"Hey!" The head teacher remembered why the parents of Xiao Dazai and his brothers looked familiar today. Isn't that the president of Dazai Detective Agency and her assistant who have been on the national hot news several times?Speaking of which, Xiao Dazai and the others are all surnamed Dazai, so it turns out that they are both the sons of the president Dazai.

After realizing the identities of Xiao Dazai and the others, the head teacher no longer doubted it. He hurriedly called the police, told the police about the situation, and called a few male teachers to go to the warehouse to check the situation. As for Xiao Dazai and the others?For the sake of the children's mental health, of course they cannot be allowed to go to the scene again.

Seeing the homeroom teacher call the police, Xiao Dazai's eyes flashed, his little feet jumped up and down, and he wanted to follow. Zhongyuan Zhongya, who saw the skillful movements, couldn't help but jump again with veins on his forehead, and asked a little angrily: " What do you want to do with them?"

"Let's see how the policemen he called to the police handle the case? I haven't seen the scene of the police investigating the murder case yet!" Xiao Dazai looked curious, and those who didn't know him would definitely be reluctant to refuse.

And Zhong Yuanzhong, who knew him well, immediately understood, and immediately pulled up his collar with a dark face, and while pulling him towards the teacher, he said, "Hmph! I think you are trying to play a prank on those policemen! Don't even think about it." Think, do you want Su Nuo to lose face in front of the civil servants under him?"

"I'm not trying to play a prank!" I just wanted to see how the police's case-handling efficiency compares with everyone in the detective agency?If it's bad, teach them!As for the psychological shadow they will have if they are guided by a child, this is not his responsibility! .

Xiao Dazai's innocent face is very convincing, but unfortunately his credit in the Central Plains is already zero here, and the Central Plains will never believe his rhetoric, so under the suppression of absolute power, Ren Xiaodazai has a little skill in rhetoric, but he can only be dragged back to the classroom by his dark-faced brother.

However, even if you return to the classroom, the impact of the murder will not disappear, and because the head teacher and several other teachers of this class are the ones who reported the crime, they have to brief the police and take statements, so they cannot come back to class at all. Primary school students can only study by themselves in the classroom.

However, these elementary school students who are only in the first grade of elementary school don’t have the self-control. After hearing the siren sounded in the school when only the police uncle appeared on TV, they immediately lay down one by one to the classroom window to watch.

Seeing the police car door open, the policemen came out one by one, and they made childish speeches one by one: "Hey! Look, a police uncle really came out of the police car."

"The one in front is so fat! His belly is bigger than my father's."

"The tall guy in the back is not fat, but why didn't he comb all his hair, and insisted on leaving two strands, I really want to pull those two strands out!"

"You don't have OCD, do you?"

"What is obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"Uh...you just want to tidy things up when you see things that are untidy! That's what it says on TV."

"I... I didn't... want to tidy up!"

"However, these police uncles are much different from the ones on TV. They are not as handsome as the ones on TV."

"I prefer the police uncle on TV!"

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Just as the children were lying on the windowsill of the classroom talking about their thoughts, the young policeman who had just been complained by the children, with two strands of hair hanging down his forehead, walked to their classroom door and said: " Are Dazai Zhong and Dazai Osamu in this classroom?"

"Hey! Isn't this the police uncle who got off the car just now? What can you do with Zhijiang and the others?"

"Zhongjun and Zhijiang are our classmates!"

"They are the ones sitting at the desks!"

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Seeing that the police uncle came to the door of their class, the children who had been watching by the window immediately surrounded them and asked all kinds of childish questions that made the police uncle Mori Kogoro's head big. Said the answer he needed.

So he carefully walked around the children and walked to the little Nakahara Chuya and Xiao Dazai who were talking together with their heads down. He was surprised when he was about to speak. Didn't Teacher Xindao say that the first people he found were two first-grade boys? student?Why are there two...

Well!Although one is wearing boy's clothes, but the combination of orange-red hair pupils, beautiful face, and slender figure looks much prettier than those girl stars, as beautiful as Zi Jialan.

The other one, if you don’t look at the hairstyle, is definitely a super cute little girl. The clothes on her body are so beautiful that he wants to buy the same one for his daughter Lan, but her hair is so short that she looks a bit like a boy. The child's hairstyle does not match the cute little clothes on her body!

No matter how you look at them, they are not like ordinary children, let alone two little boys. Could it be that those elementary school students pointed at the wrong person? Thinking of this, Kogoro Mouri knocked on their desks and asked suspiciously: " You are Dazai Zhong? Dazai Zhi?"

"That's right! My name is Dazai Osamu, you can call me Zhichan like your classmates!" Xiao Dazai, who pretended to be a girl and was addicted, saw the hesitant eyes of Mori Kogoro, and immediately saw the young man in front of him with his heart. The policeman was thinking about something, and immediately said to him in a girl's cute tone.

Seeing that Xiao Dazai wanted to be a monster again, Zhongyuan Zhong also reached out and knocked him, and then said to Mouri Kogoro: "Hello, I am Dazai Zhong, my brother Dazai is a little crazy, please don't pay attention to his nonsense. Nonsense! By the way, who are you? Do you have anything to do with us?"

"My name is Kogoro Mori, and I'm the investigator of the Metropolitan Police Department!" Under his professional habits, even when facing two children, the policeman Kogoro Mori was quite serious, so he showed his police ID to them on the spot. , he thought it turned out to be two boys.

But one seems to be like You Xizi, who likes to tease his son, so he deliberately dressed him in girl's clothes!He took out a small notebook for notes and said to them: "I heard from your teacher that you were the first to discover it on the spot. Can you tell me the story of the discovery?"

"Okay! I'm the first person to discover it! Just after class..." Xiao Dazai agreed happily, and carefully described his first day of school. After class, he wanted to play an adventure game at school, and accidentally discovered The deceased came back and called his elder brother 'Dazai Zhong' to tell the teacher and other things in detail to Mori Kogoro.

There wasn't a single extra word in the whole process, and it went so smoothly that it didn't look like a mackerel who loves to play tricks. He just wanted to play a prank!Why are you so obedient now? Could it be that you feel scared and nervous when you see the police?

How can it be?There was no trace of fear on his face, and Zhong Yuanzhong immediately vetoed this guess. At the same time, an ominous premonition emerged in his heart. This feeling was clearly that every time this little mackerel acted as a demon, he would also be implicated. Then I wanted to pretend not to know him.

Just when Zhongyuanzhong also vetoed it like this and made speculations, it turned out that Pippi Shrimp Dazai magnified his move again. After listening to him tell the specific story of the first person who was discovered at the scene, he went on in an orderly manner. He said logically: "According to the scene I checked at the scene...

Therefore, the criminal should be the leading mastermind among the suspects in the gold looting case during the Eternal Night. He is also responsible for distributing the stolen money after the sale. He is also a criminal who has not been caught so far. He probably accidentally fell from the steps while moving the stolen money and injured himself. The back of the head..."

"..." Mori Kogoro listened blankly to Xiao Dazai's discovery of the scene, and then went on to talk about the various clues he found at the scene. According to the marks on the suspect, the death incident, the amount of stolen money, etc. Wait to deduce the identity of the criminal, his origin, what crime he committed, how he died, etc.

The policeman is even more professional than him, and his reasoning ability is so strong that he can't refute it at all. Instead, he feels that the facts are just like what he reasoned. When they confirmed the identity of the criminal according to the statement of the teacher who reported the case, they still doubted it. There are also infighting among accomplices, killing the suspect and other reasoning.

As a result, in the face of this reasoning, the previous reasoning is simply weak, and there are many unreasonable things, which makes Mori Kogoro feel deeply frustrated. Could it be that the reasoning ability of him and the police department is not even that of a child? Why not?I want to cry! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Seeing the dejected look of the young policeman, Zhongyuan Zhong also gave Xiao Dazai a depressed note. In order to prevent the civil servants under his younger brother from being hit hard and resign, he had no choice but to say: "I'm sorry. , My younger brother watches his parents reasoning at home and handles many cases, so he likes to imitate the words and deeds of detectives."

"May I ask you, who are your parents..." Kogoro Mouri couldn't help thinking of their surnames when he heard him say this, and then asked in shock: "Is your mother the number one name in the world?" Detective President Dazai?"

"Uh... Dazai Detective Agency is indeed run by our family." When did Japan become number one in the world?Hearing others say that Ogasang, who has the weakest reasoning ability in the family, feels even more embarrassing!Faced with this situation, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help thinking that being a primary school student is also quite difficult.

Little Dazai was quite thick-skinned, he opened his eyes and spoke nonsense more slyly than the truth: "My Ogasang's reasoning ability is very strong, she can see through any case at a glance, she is the most powerful detective in the world , the police sent people to arrest this case after Ogasang reasoned out the suspect."

"President Dazai's reasoning ability is very good, but her best thing is... that!" Mori Kogoro suddenly lowered his voice when he said this, bent over to the two of them and whispered: "Actually, Yukiko Kudo belongs to my wife. Classmate and friend, last time I asked President Dazai for his guidance in advance.

Let them buy a large piece of land in Hokkaido in advance. After Palugo came out, the value of their land increased many times. Now they are well-known big landowners in Japan. Does your family have any similar inside information?Tell me quietly, let me make a fortune, okay? "

Huh...┭┮﹏┭┮My wife’s classmates and friends have become big landlords. They live in a spacious mansion and drive a sports car, but my family, Eri, can only live with me on the second and third floors that can only be bought with the sponsorship of both parents. The small house is not built by one family, but a shop on the first floor, and a residential townhouse on the second and third floors.

Even though there are two floors, they don’t even add up to 50 square meters. The second floor is full of kitchens, and the third floor can barely separate a master bedroom, a small room for daughter Lan, and a bathroom, so there is no other space available. No, the family of three couldn't turn around every day.

He also wants to buy a big house for Yingli and Ran to live in, and buy a nice car to take them to various places for vacation!Mori Kogoro fantasized about such a situation, but he didn't show his longing.

Some of the abilities of pseudo-mind reading are acquired, and some can be mastered by nature, and Ghost Lantern and Xiao Dazai are the ones that can be mastered by nature, so he heard Mori Kogoro's words, even though he didn't know what was going on with Kudo Yukiko , but it can be deduced after a little thought.

He also saw that he is now eager to get inside information, that he can get rich like the Kudou family not because of his inner greed for money, but because he wants to give his family a better life. Those who offer to help are friends...

Pippi Xia, who can be a demon to anyone, has his only conscience in Mu Ping, so after Xiao Dazai heard his words, Pippi Xia has a wrong personality, but he is still human and said: "Well! The inside story There is some news, it depends on whether your performance satisfies me."

"Master Osamu Dazai, please give me any order you have." Hearing Xiao Dazai's words, Mori Kogoro, who had a somewhat sloppy personality and only relied on police work to restrain the unreliable side of his personality, immediately clasped his hands together. Please face, but said with an obviously unserious expression.

Someone sent it to his door to play for him, can Xiao Dazai let it go?Of course it's impossible, so in the Central Plains, he had no choice but to hold his forehead, and Xiao Dazai called out to his friends, with an innocent and cute look on his face: "Everyone listen to me.

This Maori police uncle promised us to play the game of police and robbers together. He will be the policeman, and everyone will be the robbers. Everyone should hide and prevent him from catching them. If he catches them all, we will lose. Do you want to play? "

"miss you!"

"I'm going to play Eagle Catch Robber with the real police uncle."

"Uncle policeman, I'm a little robber, come and catch me!"

"Haha... It's great to be able to play with Uncle Police!"

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Hearing Xiao Dazai's words, the elementary school students in the classroom were all excited. After expressing their wishes, they ran out of the classroom to find a good place to hide and seek. Only Xiao Nakahara Chuya and Xiao Dazai were still sitting in their seats.

Mori Kogoro watched this scene dumbfounded, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead: "Master Zhi, Master Zhi, I have to go to work today!"

"You don't want the way to get rich?" Little Dazai looked at Mouri Kogoro with a smile, shaking his short legs, and continued like a little devil: "As long as you find out where everyone is hiding and take them back to the classroom , even if you win, as long as you win, I will tell you some valuable inside information, do you want it? Do you want it?"

"Yes!" Live in a big house with his beloved wife and lovely daughter, and the opportunity to travel by car as a family is in front of him. Even if he is scolded to death by the police department, he will admit to writing a self-criticism!Please God, don't let President Dazai, the little devil's son, play with himself!Mori Kogoro made a humble prayer in his heart at this moment.

After Xiao Dazai heard his answer, he immediately clapped his hands and said, "Okay, let's start now."

Mouri Kogoro rushed out of the classroom immediately after hearing these words.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Xiao Dazai speechlessly: "What's the point of you playing this game, just tell him what you want to say!"

"Eh? But I think Maori Inspector is a very interesting person!" The kind of person who is very pleasant to play, always feels that he is running around and out of breath, which will make the mood happy Woolen cloth!Little Dazai thought with his iris-colored eyes.

To be amazed by the little mackerel, I always feel that the future prospects of this Maori investigator are not good!After getting the answer, Nakahara Nakahara silently sympathized with Mori Kogoro for a second.

As for Mori Kogoro himself, even if he is avoiding his colleagues, making excuses to fool his boss, and trying his best to find the children, he is still full of energy!The opportunity to make money is right in front of him, and he will definitely seize it.

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Fortunately, under the influence of Mu Ping, Xiao Dazai is still very naughty, but his character is not like giving others hope, but also makes people despair, and his words are not worth talking. Death, writing a self-criticism, and even the danger of fined salary, after arresting all the elementary school students in the class.

Although the students who came back became strange, he still kept his promise in a low voice, and said in a particularly mysterious tone: "Tell you an insider news quietly, the official has obtained an alien bee species from an alien, the taste Better and sweeter than palugo.

Moreover, the honey produced by this kind of bees has the effect of eliminating all malignant cells in the human body. That is to say, people who eat this kind of honey can be cured of leukemia, various cancers, tumors, and even radiation injuries. What do you think? Will this honey be worth a lot? "

"It's worth money, it must be worth money!" Hearing Xiao Dazai's mysterious words, money symbols almost appeared in Maoli Kogoro's eyes. He vomited, but he was not in the mood to vomit now. He was frowning and looking at the elementary school students in the same class who were playing around, and even got up and walked to the window to look around the school playground and courtyard.

Seeing this, Xiao Dazai continued to pretend to be mysterious and whispered: "I heard that this kind of bee will be sold by the government next month. There must be a lot of people robbing it, but bees need flower fields to brew honey successfully." Yes, it’s useless to buy bee seeds without a flower field!”

"I understand, thank you Osamu Dazai!" As long as Kogoro Mori can make money, he doesn't care about calling a child an adult!Mori Kogoro wanted to go out after finishing speaking, so he hurried to apologize to the police department.

At this moment, Xiao Dazai suddenly asked him: "Maori investigator, what do you think of the students in our class?"

"Very good, they are all well-behaved and cute, but my daughter is the cutest!" Mori Kogoro thought of his daughter at home, and he looked like a daughter-in-law.

Hearing what he said, Xiao Dazai asked again: "What about their hair and eyes?"

"It's colorful and beautiful! But the most beautiful thing is my daughter's deep blue eyes like the sea." Mori Kogoro replied without any strangeness.

After hearing his words, Xiao Dazai did not stop Mori Kogoro from leaving, but immediately exchanged glances with Nakahara Nakaya, and the two left the classroom tacitly, and said in unison in a relatively remote place in the corridor: "Something went wrong!" .”

"Everyone is very wrong."

"You speak first!"

"You speak first!"

The same voice twice in a row made Nakahara Chuya and Xiao Dazai look at each other depressedly, and then Xiao Dazai, who was younger and younger brother, made a helpless expression and said: "Just now the Maori investigator's follower Learn how to play hide-and-seek with your classmates.

After the students came back, the color of their pupils became brighter. On the contrary, there were very few people with the usual black, brown, and sub-brown pupils. Bright color hair pupil. "

"Not only the students in the class, but also the hair color of the teachers, onlookers, and policemen in the playground has changed. What's even more strange is that I just searched the Internet with my mobile phone.

It is found that the stars and celebrities on the Internet have also undergone great changes in the color of their hair and pupils. Zhongyuan Zhong also said that he was worried that Xiao Dazai would not understand the seriousness of the matter, and hurriedly continued: "I searched for celebrities and celebrities from all over the world, and the results are all the same. "

The author has something to say: I want Mao Lilan to live like a little princess!