The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 492

"The gods here are greedy and stingy. They don't even want to give the earthlings who are the coordinates any real golden fingers. They just let the heroine use the props to use the ability against the sky. The passage is as big as the earthlings' bodies. With his If the neutral character knows that we have to charge aura compensation and planetary treatment fees.

He will definitely not agree easily, and may even want to forcibly detain us to repair the planet or something like that, so Odusan must fight with the other party and beat him up. "Zhongyuan Zhong also understands it quite well.

Sure enough, not long after, the refreshed Ghost Lantern came back with a mace, and with him came back a female god with brown hair and eyes, whose nose was blue and face swollen from the beating, and whose facial features could not be seen. Staring at the ghost lamp resentfully behind his back, he muttered: "You are so unmannered towards women, you must be a thousand-year-old single god."

"Oh! Goddess of stinginess, these are my wives and sons." After Gui Deng walked to Mu Ping and introduced him, he added a rather dark belly: "We are married at the speed of your planet, and there are already countless numbers." Year, sorry to disappoint you."

"Why are you ghosts and beast gods able to get out of the order? The Creator who created the universe is so unfair! Ahhh~~~ Huge!" Hearing this, the female god with a bruised nose and a swollen face looked like she was about to become a fire-breathing dragon, and glared at the ghost lamp angrily. .

Looking at the situation between the two of them, Mu Ping didn't understand, so he looked at the ghost lamp: "So this is..."

"Ah! The only goddess of creation on this planet is different from those who believe in gods. Like the Star Dragon King, she is the god conceived by the planet itself. The human beings and life in this world are all created by her using the various genes scattered throughout the planet. from.

I don't know why this planet took the wrong medicine when it created her, but it actually created such a greedy, petty, violent, unreasonable, shrew-type goddess of creation. After being beaten up by me, I still suspected that I was lying to her. You have to watch me restore the star core of this planet with your own eyes.

After taking her to restore the star core, she was worried that I would overcharge the compensation negotiated [Threat of Violence], so she insisted on seeing for herself what we took away! "Ghost Lantern sighed at this point and continued: "Alas!There is such a goddess on this planet, it will be over sooner or later. "

"Bastard Cthulhu, what's wrong with a goddess like me? I am a good wife and mother, and this planet is my big family. I don't care about my family's assets and earn more extra money, don't I?" Do you want to wait until the planet's resources are exhausted and go bankrupt?" Hearing this, the stingy goddess couldn't help shouting angrily.

Little Dazai couldn't help tilting his head, and sighed: "The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, there are many planets and there are all kinds of gods, there are crazy gods, there are gods who love to see weak human beings struggling in their fate, and there are timid ones. God of the otaku, now there is a stingy goddess who lives a special life at home, Ogasang, I am traveling with you this time, it is really an eye-opener!"

The Gojo Wu boy on the side also nodded repeatedly. The experience of these days is more meaningful than his decades of learning in the magic guild and school. Is this the same as the parents of ordinary children in the human world who take their children to travel to gain knowledge.

Parents of gods will also take their children to travel in the way of affirmation, and cultivate children's understanding of various worlds!Ahem... I have to say that having gods as parents is as lucky as being reincarnated and winning a super lottery!Sure enough, he is a super lucky cub!

"It turns out to be a goddess! No wonder handwork is so good. By the way, can you teach me how to make panda costumes? Your craftsmanship is so good, I also want to make one for the children in the family." Unless that People have done bad things, and Mu Ping is generally very tolerant.

She will not use her own three views to ask others to be consistent with her three views, but will tolerate the personalities of these people. Therefore, she is the same as usual for this stingy goddess who obviously does not have the noble, elegant and generous personality of a goddess. People like to talk to her, and ask her to teach her how to make a panda doll costume as soon as she opens her mouth.

After listening to her request, the Goddess looked at her with swollen symmetrical panda eyes and said, "This bastard has married a good wife, cut~! Such good luck."

"Eh?" Mu Ping didn't know how to respond to such nonsensical words, so he could only laugh dryly!

But the goddess continued: "A goddess like you who is only a little worse than me can completely dump him and find a better man..."

"Bang!" After the ghost lamp didn't change its face, it brought down the goddess with a mace without any gentlemanly demeanor, and said to Mu Ping and the others: "Don't listen to the nonsense of this stingy goddess, let's quickly collect the compensation, diagnose Get out of here after spending money and treatment money!"

"Uh...how about healing her injuries first?" Mu Ping looked at the goddess lying on the ground, and always felt that the treatment of the goddess of creation was too miserable.

But Ghost Lamp shook his head solemnly and said: "No, I think this goddess has a high probability of having a brain disease. Don't let her infect you. Let's hurry up and leave after finishing the work!"

"...Don't! I'm going to keep an eye on you. If you take the opportunity to take more, I won't do it!" At this moment, the goddess who survived again stretched out her trembling hand and grabbed Mu Ping's foot like a dying struggle. The wrist, like a fake corpse, startled Mu Ping.

The appearance of cheating corpses to keep money makes Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but chuckle, okay!When you meet this wonderful god, even if you are as innocent as you are, you can't help but laugh!

So when the family encountered this situation for the first time, they could only start collecting compensation, planetary diagnosis and treatment fees under the stalking of the stingy goddess, and they also had to bear the nagging goddess, and the distressed family property being "robbed". Go the bitter condemnation!

"Don't! That jade mine is so big, it's too bad for you to take it all away. You can only collect some broken jade."

"Is that a rare earth mine? No, no, there are only a few lands for rare earth mines on my planet. If you take away my planet, it will become a barren planet where rare earths are scarce."

"Gold mines are even worse. People still need to collect gold mines to make gold coins and conduct various transactions!"

"That big crab? No, absolutely not. I've kept it for so long, but I'm still not willing to eat it?"

"Black and white cotton? This is even worse. On my planet, only glaciers and that volcano can grow them. The annual output and neutrons produced are limited, and I can't even use it! How can I take it away for you? "

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm going to use this piece of suet white jade to carve a god statue for myself. The people on the planet disrespect me too much, and I'm going to use it to attract my followers!"

"boom!"

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Ghost Lamp was nagging so badly, in order to avoid the situation where she hugged her legs and refused to allow them to leave after the bill was collected, she couldn't help but gave her a mace that was enough to shock the gods after working for a while Knock, knock her out completely.

Then he said to Mu Ping and the others: "Hurry up and get out of this planet after collecting the bill! Otherwise, when she wakes up, she will keep nagging, and if she plays the trick of a shrew crying, coaxing and hanging herself three times, she will hang herself." We've made it look like bullying bullies."

"Uh! Alright!" Although it was a bit regrettable that she hadn't been able to learn the technique of making panda costumes, she was also afraid of the character of this goddess.

Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded with lingering fears, and thought, no wonder, except for the guilty dead of women, they will punish them according to the work requirements. Other times, they are looking for male sinners when applying medicine and researching new instruments of torture. In fact, they are quite respectful to women. Odusan will be so merciless this time.

When you meet this goddess, there is no room for mercy if you want to be merciful!There is no way to communicate without hands. As a goddess who has a living planet, she can even care about a crab and a few neutrons.

This is simply the meanest god he has ever seen...

In this way, the group of people speeded up silently, just like the vigor of the dealer when they rushed to collect, quickly collected the share of compensation and treatment fees, and collected panda cotton, a few super-large crabs that were as tall as a building, and hurriedly Busily teleported away from this planet.

After the teleportation ended and he stood in another strange forest again, Mu Ping came to his senses and said in surprise to the ghost lamp, "Hey! The teleportation was so fast that I forgot to ask which planet you went to first this time? Here is Which slime planet?"

I have been to four planets, and now there are only two slime planets left, which one is it?No matter which one, I will look forward to it very much!Thinking of the slimes who can see the Q bomb Q bomb, Mu Ping was very happy.

Ghost Lantern glanced at his wife, who was obviously in high spirits, and said in a flat tone: "It's the Bamboo Forest Dragon Horse Planet you've always wanted to see, let's call it Dragon Horse Star for short!"

"So we can see all kinds of slimes!" Mu Ping couldn't help being a little excited after hearing this, and muttered happily: "Slime, slime, there are many slimes here!" Medium slime, there are purification, healing, cleaning, blood-sucking, metal... which one do you want?"

"Uh... I'll forget it." The small creature is like a balloon, and feels like it will burst if it uses a little force. It's better to keep a distance, because I am very strong, so I always feel special when facing weak creatures. Zhong Yuanzhong, who was not cautious, also hurriedly expressed his opinion.

Gojo Satoru, who likes sweets, recalled the slimes in animations and games in his world and said: "I don't know if the slimes here will look like jelly, if they look like it, it's not good , I can’t help but want to cut them open and taste what kind of jelly it is.”

"Hey! Wujiang, what you said sounds a little scary." Mu Ping imagined the slimes of Long Masang being sliced ​​and eaten as jelly, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead, and hurriedly explained: "The slimes in this world Except for the small area of ​​the facial features, there are entities.

The rest of the place is made of magic power. Even if the shark is dead, it won’t be able to eat jelly. There is only a small piece of the main body like a stone, and other parts will turn into magic power and disappear! "

The author has something to say: another shot!I was so sleepy that I went to bed immediately after coding this chapter.

PS: The current Internet transparency is really scary. I just used the computer to scan a few videos of Guangdong houses when I was eating. If you can’t afford it, you can see what their luxury villas look like!I didn't expect that there would be a call from Guangdong when I was coding, and what else can be kept secret now. -_-||