The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 436

It was only then that Su Nuo realized that if he got sick, there was a high probability that it would be ghost flu. Now even if he knew that Goudan didn't have ghost flu, he didn't want to experience the feeling of being sick again because he had memories of being sick as a child.

Therefore, he also said with a worried face: "Ougasang, you can also give us a few pulses in a while to see if there is any infection. Even if there is no infection, prepare some preventive medicine for us!"

"Mu Ping, also prepare some preventive decoctions for me. You can't get something like ghost flu." At this time, even the calm and calm ghost lamp said.

Listening to the conversation of the president's family, Gide, who is usually the most serious and reticent, couldn't help but explode: "So what is ghost flu?"

"It's a very terrible disease." Hearing that Goudan's face changed terribly, and he said in cold sweat. He was the only one in the whole family who had experienced the power of ghost flu, and now he couldn't help shivering when he recalled it.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had taken care of his sick brother, also changed his face, and said in a tense voice: "It looks like a common flu, but its contagiousness and post-infection symptoms are many times stronger than that of a common flu."

"As far as I know, the fastest infection speed has been increased to 1 second." Su Nuo said while handing Mu Ping nervously.

E Luo Wang immediately added: "Currently the infection distance has been shortened to 100 meters!"

"Once you are infected with non-stop coughing in the first seven days, non-stop coughing up blood in the last seven days, and difficulty in breathing in the last seven days, you can live if you are cured, and you will suffocate to death if you are not cured. It is a very serious epidemic infectious disease. Even I During the high incidence of ghost flu, I will drink preventive decoction for a few days." Ghost Lantern rarely showed an expression of lingering fear.

Seeing him like this, Mu Ping, who was taking Su Nuo's pulse, was a little distracted. Lord Ghost Lamp never showed such an expression even when dealing with dark energy. Could it be that ghost flu is more terrifying in his heart than dark energy? ?

In retrospect, no matter in the animation plot or in reality, every time the ghost flu peaks, he is the kind who is more active in drinking preventive medicine than others, and he has personally said that ghost flu is a disease that even he must be vigilant against. Could it be that the ghost lamp has also experienced the taste of ghost flu?

Just as Mu Ping was thinking about this, Ranbu Boy finally concluded: "So this is a kind of infectious disease that can be transmitted within 100 meters and within 1 second. After infection, it becomes serious and difficult to treat? It sounds better than human cancer. All terrible."

"However, the society has never heard of this infectious disease. Could it be that the news was blocked by the high-level?" President Fukuzawa thought very realistically about the reason why he had never heard of the ghost flu.

However, before the others had time to answer, Gide couldn't help but said anxiously: "President, please prepare a few doses of the preventive medicine for me, and I will supervise Oududu to drink it up every day."

"Please prepare a few copies for us, I never thought there would be such a terrible disease in the world!" Gide's subordinates also begged in unison, and at the same time they thought tacitly in their hearts. I definitely can't remember that there are still a group of subordinates waiting to be fed, alas!No way, they can only take care of themselves. -_-||

President Fukuzawa also nodded and said: "It's best for each member to have one share, so as not to be infected, and children should pay special attention."

As he spoke, he glanced at the Ranbu boy.

"I'll let it go!" Ranbu boy has deduced that the so-called ghost flu is not a disease that can be contracted by humans, and he hastily refused as he didn't want to drink the bitter medicine.

President Fukuzawa immediately vetoed it and said, "No, things like contagious epidemics should not be underestimated. Don't be afraid of [-], just in case."

"Indeed! Then I'll prepare it myself!" Ghost Lamp nodded in agreement with Fuzawa's idea.

Because he respected President Fukuzawa, he couldn't refuse his words. Now that he thought that he was going to drink the bitter medicine tomorrow, and he didn't know how many times he would have to drink it, he couldn't help but put on a bitter face and showed annoyance.

Hearing what they said, Mu Ping couldn't help being speechless: "It's not yet confirmed that it's the symptoms of ghost flu, so it's too early to drink preventive medicine."

What's more, how could an epidemic like ghost flu be prevalent in the human world?Everyone was overly nervous. Fortunately, the preventive medicines are formulated with mild medicinal materials. Humans will not feel uncomfortable after drinking them, otherwise it will not end well.

"It's not early, not early at all. I would rather drink a few more days of medicine, and I don't want to taste the life or death of other people's infection again. It can be over in 21 days, but I dawdle and be sick for so long. memory." Dazai Inumaru had a miserable expression on his face.

The other people who watched couldn't help feeling sorry for them, and those who didn't know Goudan's real body couldn't help but think that for a six-year-old child to show such an expression, the ghost flu must be a terrible disease...

Seeing their insistence, Mu Ping said helplessly, "Although I didn't find any symptoms of ghost flu when I checked the pulse of Su..., but since you insist, it won't hurt to drink the preventive medicine a few times, so get ready!"

So Xiao Dazai, who was playing the game, didn't know, because his thought of dying not only cheated all the members of the entire detective agency and the brothers at home, but also cheated himself. Starting tomorrow, he will have a good drink with his brothers A few days of bitter medicine, really gratifying!congratulations!

That night, Mu Ping logged into the holographic game again before going to bed. Last night, she had already upgraded to level 9. I heard they said that you can change jobs when you reach level 10. I don’t know what job I will be after I change jobs.Conjurer?Onmyoji?Constellation General?Sailor Warrior?Or a superhuman?

In retrospect, Su Nuo and the others never mentioned how many occupations there are in this game!I hope my career is more interesting. Even if I can't improve myself in the game, if I can find a career that interests me in the game, it will be very interesting!

While thinking about it, Mu Ping got the job transfer letter from the guide full of expectations after upgrading to level 10, and went to a small town near Xinshou Village to change jobs, but when she walked along the character panel to her job transfer In front of the instructor, the whole person was stunned.

He raised a series of questions in disbelief: "Hey! Why is it Luna? Is Luna actually a job change instructor? What kind of job change are you in charge of? Is it Sailor Warrior? Wow! Then I can also try to change How does it feel to be a sailor?"

Luna was originally the cat that awakened Usagi Tsukino, Ami Mizuno and other Sailor Soldiers. Maybe it also undertakes the job of helping people change jobs to become Sailor Soldiers in the game...

It's a pity that it doesn't seem to be Luna's working time now. The black cat with the same image as Luna didn't respond to Mu Ping in a humane way, but rigidly, according to the rules of the NPC in the game, he directly said a long paragraph to Mu Ping The meaning of the profession it is in charge of, and then asked Mu Ping: "Dear adventurer, do you confirm the job change!"

"Definitely!" Anyway, the right to change jobs in this game is in the hands of the game party. If you don't agree, you can't continue playing. Even if Sailor Warrior uses skills to transform, it is very embarrassing and shameful for her, but who hasn't dreamed of being a beautiful girl in childhood? Woolen cloth!Maybe today is the time to make your dreams come true.

Just when Mu Ping was imagining how she would use the sailor transformation skill after confirming the job change, she suddenly felt that her vision had become shorter. What was even more strange was that she fell to the ground involuntarily, with her hands on the ground, her feet Also stepped on the ground at odd angles.

Through her field of vision, she clearly saw the process of her human hand turning into a cat's claw. Reminiscent of her current vision and body touch, she couldn't help being stunned, and let out a tragic cat cry: "Meow~~~ !!!”

"Tsk! There is a glowing little tabby cat here. Why is a cat staying in such a place? Is it abandoned by the owner?" Just when Mu Ping realized that she had changed her job to be a cat, her pair of strong The big hand stretched out gently, and gently hugged her into his arms.

Then, after sighing in an aria-like tone, she rubbed her 'fur' and said, "Seeing how you are homeless, I will raise you from now on! Little cat."

After finishing speaking, he tapped the tip of Mu Ping's nose intimately with his finger.

Mu Ping looked at the finger on the tip of his nose, opened his mouth to bite it resentfully, and kept scratching the hand of the "good-hearted man" with his cat's claws. The little paws seemed too weak, even the skin of the palm of the 'good-hearted man' was not scratched.

The 'good-hearted man' allowed her to bite her finger, stretched out the other hand to knead her belly, and said like a good master: "Little guy, are you hungry? I'll take you to eat something good right now." oh!"

"Meow meow meow!!!" After being rubbed, the feline Mu Ping was almost furious, the fur of the whole cat was blown up, like a cat ball, and it made a sound like killing a cat, which attracted a lot of attention. Players around all turned their heads, wanting to see who this is, and they are still interested in cat abuse in the holographic game.

As a result, everyone saw a tall man in a suit and tie, with black-rimmed glasses, neatly combed hair, black hair and black eyes like an elite in the world, holding the cat in his arms with tenderness. , let the kitten bite and scratch with a look of pampering and pampering.

It's not cat abuse!Seeing this, most of the players turned and left bored, only a figure in a white doctor's outfit bounced over, looked at the 'good-hearted man' and said with disgust: "You dark ghost still like animals so much!

Speaking of the server creation this time, I thought you were going to suggest that Dragon make all the character models into animal forms!It's a little surprising to me that people will remain in their human form. "

"Tsk! Your wine-colored scumbag even ran in to play games? It's really rare!" Hearing that the 'good-hearted man' Ghost Lamp's disgusted expression should not be too obvious, but he continued: "I like real animals , becoming that uninterested in people.”

It turned out that this "good-hearted man" was Ghost Lantern, and the player in the white doctor's outfit turned out to be Bai Ze.

And after hearing Ghost Lantern's words that he has no interest in people, the cat that Mu Ping turned into became even more angry. The cat clawed at Ghost Lantern's clothes and stood up in his arms, and kept uttering sharp cat sounds at him. Call: "Meow meow!!!"

It's a pity that her voice is too soft, no matter how sharp she barks, it's almost like a cat's voice when she's acting like a baby.

"Hey! This cat is saying, 'You bastard ghost lamp, you pretended not to be interested in the game before, but you are actually playing tricks again! What special client! You must have deliberately used that customized client to transfer me. If you become a cat, you are not interested in turning a human into a cat.

Since I'm not interested, turn me from a cat back into a human!You bastard belly nigger, this time is too much! 'This tone of voice, this aura on his body? "As a divine beast, Bai Ze is naturally proficient in all animal languages, so even if Mu Ping utters a meow.

He could also hear it clearly, and after he translated it accurately, he suddenly realized the identity of the cat, and couldn't help but look at the ghost lamp with disdain: "This is your new bad taste? It's not that you don't want people to become animals. Interested?"

"Oh! Except for Mu Ping, she is my wife, not anyone else." Ghost Lantern held Mu Ping's kitten in his arms with a gentle face, and smoothed her hair with his ten-level cat stroking technique. .

Cheating and hacking the general cat-handling technique made Mu Ping, who has turned into a cat, full of rage, but he did not leave a single cat left, and made her utter an embarrassing cry: "Meow~!"

It was the first time to see the ghost lamp showing such a gentle expression, and Bai Ze couldn't help showing a disgusted expression: "Ah! You look disgusting now!"

"Ha! That's no match for a scumbag like you. Anyway, if you come to play the game, you must want to play with the female players in the game!" Ghost Lantern said here, and the gentle expression turned into a black-bellied ghost animal in a second. Ghost face.

He said maliciously to Bai Ze: "Oh! By the way, I forgot to announce it on the official website. The punishment mechanism of this game is quite perfect. I designed it myself. In terms of heterosexual contact, unless it is a husband and wife relationship, other people , even lovers, will be like wearing steel armor.

As long as you dare to touch any part of a woman's body measurements, you will feel like touching steel, and you will be automatically sent to the execution ground to enjoy 24 hours of punishment in the execution ground. Interesting, isn't it?Isn't it very interesting?Ha ha……"

ah!The ghost lamp's laughter is so scary now, it sounds terrible, alas!With Master Bai Ze's character of being unable to hold back in front of women, he is about to be tricked again!As long as he is in this game, he will definitely enter and exit the execution ground countless times, but he is not allowed to play this game?

In today's other world, his reputation as a scumbag is getting brighter and brighter, and he has reached Chengdu where he can't go to Fengyue places and there are no women to associate with him. There are so many female players here, and it is rare to use their bodies. Female players are scumbags There will be no actual harm, he must be reluctant to leave this sex hunting field!

Thinking of these things, Mu Ping couldn't help sympathizing with Master Bai Ze, but then she thought of herself who had been tricked even worse. It seemed that there was no room for her to sympathize with Master Bai Ze. At least Master Bai Ze still maintained his human form, what about herself!Turned into a cat by the wicked ghosts and gods.

Ahhh~! ! ! (#￣～￣＃) Why did she take Ghost Lamp's words about not being interested in games seriously?With Ghost Lamp's character, it's hard not to be a ghost in these new things!I knew his character clearly, but I still accepted the game helmet he gave me without the slightest precaution, and was tricked by him into a cat.

┭┮﹏┭┮ In this game from now on, is she going to play like a cat all the time and can't even speak human words?That's too tragic, she really wants to go offline now, never log in to this damn game again, the hateful ghost lamp, and return her enthusiasm for the game!

Just as Mu Ping lay motionless in Ghost Lantern's arms depressed, Bai Ze couldn't help but roared, "You dark ghost! You are the one who should go to the [-]th floor of hell!"

"Eh? Why did I save all the female players in the game from being harmed by this lecherous scum like you, and go to hell on the [-]th floor? Do you have such a law in the underworld of China?" Ghost Lamp's pitch-black pupils looked at Bai Ze with contempt . →_→

The despised Bai Ze's hair was about to smoke, and he immediately took out a bottle of pitch-black potion from his pocket and handed it to Ghost Lantern's mouth: "Hey! You angry ghost, drink this bottle of potion quickly! Guaranteed to let you see the Santu River in the underworld of our country immediately!"

"Tsk! It's too troublesome to feed you medicine. How about I use a mace to send you back to your hometown Santuhe for a trip?" Gui Deng hugged the bottle with one hand, and snatched the medicine bottle from Bai Ze's hand with the other, and was about to give it to Bai Ze. Pour it into his mouth.

Seeing the two fighting again, Mu Pingmao couldn't help but be speechless, how many years has it been?Why do two people still have this kind of virtue when they meet?But...hehe!She blinked her beautiful cat eyes, taking advantage of her soft, liquid-like body after being transformed into a cat.

Taking advantage of the ghost lamp's quarrel with Bai Ze and the chance of distraction, he slipped out of the ghost lamp's hand, jumped to the ground, and immediately controlled his feline body to run, but only those who have experience walking on human two legs How could she walk on all fours, let alone run.

She didn't know how to walk with a cat's body at all, and wanted to run, but just as soon as she lifted her leg, she dropped a cat ball and made herself roll on the ground. She immediately yelled, "Meow!"

While screaming, he closed his eyes and waited for the pain of being trampled flat.

"The cute kitten can't even walk. It seems that if I don't find an owner to raise it, I won't be able to survive." At this moment, the familiar big hand gently picked her up again, and held her tenderly in his arms. Soothing her furry fur.

Bai Ze, who was arguing with the ghost lamp, saw this scene, and immediately took a few steps back: "Ah! You look so disgusting now, I feel that the world is going to be destroyed after seeing it, forget it, this time the account Let's find you again!"

After he finished speaking, his body seemed to have used the accelerator symbol of the game, leaving an afterimage, and the body quickly moved into the crowd of players.

Ghost Lantern glanced at the afterimage of Bai Ze speechlessly, and patiently comforted the scared Mu Ping: "Don't be afraid! Even if you change jobs, your own soul strength will not be weakened at all, even if you are accidentally stepped on , and you won’t suffer any harm, but the other party may fall hard, not to mention that I’m here, and you will definitely not be stepped on.”

"Meow!!" If he hadn't turned himself into a cat, he wouldn't have fallen and rolled into a ball, and he wouldn't have been almost stepped on, making her lose face in front of everyone, looking at the ghost lamp. Ashamed to say this, Mu Ping couldn't help shouting at him angrily.

Hearing his wife's screams, Ghost Lantern was like a cat slave. He lifted her up, rubbed her on his face, and said happily: "I have thought for a long time, if I can turn you into a little Animals, it must be very nice to be held in my arms all the time and not to be separated at any time, and now this idea has finally come true! I am so happy."

"Meow meow!!!" You are happy, but I am about to be furious, I don't feel the joy of being a cat at all!Mu Ping angrily uttered an angry meow again, and tried to make him feel his anger by beating Gui Deng's face with a cute cat fist.

Unexpectedly, Gui Deng opened his mouth to hold her whole cat paw in his mouth, nibbled her little pads with his small fangs a few times, and then praised: "You look so cute when you are angry!"

"Meow!!" Even if it becomes a cat, the touch is no different from that of a human being. In front of the public, Mu Pingmao is ashamed and angry, and the cat's fur can't help but explode again.

Seeing that Ghost Lantern did not know where to take out a green cat teasing stick, shaking it in front of her eyes, Mu Ping thought that he was a human being, and what effect the cat teasing stick could have on her, but the cat teasing stick had just been shaken for a few minutes. Then, her eyes involuntarily chased after her, and a pair of cat paws were still eagerly reaching for the cat teasing stick.

Seeing what Mu Ping didn't understand, he immediately gave Ghost Lantern another paw angrily: "Meow... bastard, don't add strange attributes to my body... Hey! I can talk now."

"This is really terrible." At the same time, in the anti-addiction penalty area on the other side, Xiao Dazai made a depressed voice.

Gojo Satoru felt the same way: "It's really bad!"

"Under manual control, the character is vicious and jittery. Without manual control, it is almost the same. As long as minors log in to the game at night, no matter whether they have logged in during the day or not, and the daily playing time of minors has not exceeded, they will all be sent here. inside.

Keep playing that damn hide-and-seek, ah!The person who created this NPC is too nasty. "The age is similar to that of the Wujo Wu boy, and the boy with a thinner body and a ball head also makes the same depressed voice.

(#￣～￣#) The three little ones had almost the same expressions, which didn't reduce the opponent's "anti-addiction demon" ghost value at all. After catching a minor who dared to log in to the game at night again in hide-and-seek.

The 17-year-old fat young man was beaten up by the "anti-addiction demon" who pointed a black mace at his buttocks in front of the eyes of thousands of minors, big and small, and he was fat again. You Gao's underage was crying with snot and tears all over his face, and kept saying anti-addiction demons to promise that he would never log in to this game at night again.

But the anti-addiction demon of the ghost animal beat him 20 times and threw him on the 'corpse mountain', and then shouted again: "The 12th round of hide-and-seek game starts tonight. There are 130 and 110 participants. Until 30 ghosts, respected players, you have 30 seconds, please hide quickly, I will start catching ghosts in [-] seconds."

The terrifying sound of the demon scared the younger players into tears: "Woooooo...Mom! There are demons here, I want to go offline!"

"I'm going offline too!"

"Anti-addiction demon, let me go offline, I will never log in at night again."

"I promise I won't violate it, okay?"

"I promise too!"

"Please be merciful!"

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Hearing the crying and begging for mercy of the big friends and the children, the little Dazai said confidently: "What's the use of begging for mercy, he will definitely say that the devil has no mercy."

"Devils have no mercy! Players please hide quickly, there are still 15 seconds to start catching ghosts!" As soon as Xiao Dazai finished speaking, the anti-addiction demon NPC issued a declaration.

Xia Youjie, a boy with a ball head, looked at Xiao Dazai and Wutiaowu boy sympathetically: "It's hard work for you to have such a father at the booth."

Just the NPC created based on their father is such a monster, let alone the person himself, no wonder such an indifferent personality like Wu was made to cry yesterday, tsk!What a pity, the two children are better than my own parents!He never scolded him when he wanted to play games at night.

"Hey! Now it's not a matter of hard work or not, but after our test tonight, it has been confirmed that even if Odusan did not personally control this NPC, this NPC would still use the powerful body that Odusan made for him.

It is unreasonable to suppress all players who violate this anti-addiction mechanism. Before we can beat this NPC, we don't even want to log in to this game to play after 11 o'clock in the evening. "Little Dazai said in a depressed and disappointed tone. For a child, there is nothing worse than encountering a fun game and not letting them play.

Wutiao Wu's voice was indifferent, but he couldn't hide his displeasure and said, "Although we had already guessed that this would be the case when we discussed tonight's experiment in the afternoon, but...it still makes people angry!"

It turned out that after logging into the game at the detective agency during the day, under the small script of Xiao Dazai, the two of them managed to lure out the boy who saw them make a fool of themselves last night, but actually followed him to make a fool of themselves, and only then did they know that this boy turned out to be the one who started the game yesterday. In the server, the player who is one step faster than Gojo Satoru is currently the number one player in the server.

And this player didn't know what to say, maybe he was out of his mind, or in order to be unique, he even registered the character name in the game directly with his real name, so that Xiao Dazai and Gojo Wu boy introduced him to each other .

After knowing that he used his real name in his self-introduction, he felt quite speechless, and the boy Gojo Satoru realized clearly that after he met Xiao Dazai, a bad brother, he would meet another very bad brother. heart person.

Of course, having said that, in actual contact, Wujo Wu found that Xia Youjie was one of the rare peers he could get along with, and after PKing each other with the skills of a conjurer, the two of them became friends. They all judged that the other party was an existence comparable to their own talent for spells.

This made the two of them get along quickly, plus the precocious little Dazai's social skills that he would definitely be able to enter any group if he wanted to, it didn't take long for the three of them to become friends in the game, and they also exchanged ideas with each other. Exchange game information.

The author has something to say: Mu Pingmao: Meow~!

Ghost Lamp: Wow!There is a kitten here, cute little one, let me adopt you!

Mupingmao: Meow! !

Ghost Lantern: Is the cute little guy hungry?I invite you to eat something good.

Mupingmao: Meow meow! ! !

Ghost Lantern: Do you want to knead and knead before eating?Alright, as a good host, I will satisfy you immediately!

Mupingmao: Meow! ! ! [Asshole, where are you pinching! 】

Ghost Lantern: What does it matter, anyway, you are my cat master wife! ︿(￣︶￣)︿