Chapter 368 Xiaobai's Gift
Chapter 368 Xiaobai's Gift
"In hell, you must not have such dangerous thoughts, let alone take such dangerous actions, otherwise you will be caught by the police and punished in various ways. You must know that the execution grounds in hell are not only for detaining and punishing human dead. "Xiaobai's cute dog's eyes flashed a bright light when he heard that.
After warning Xiao Dazai, he still imitated the protagonist of the movie, tilted his dog's head sideways, and said with a deep and fat dog look: "It is also responsible for the punishment of all residents who violate the laws and regulations of hell. I don't want to watch it in other execution grounds." to my friends."
"Hey~!" Xiao Dazai listened to the dog friend's warning, and after expressing surprise with a wavy sound, curiosity flashed across his kite-colored pupils: "What does hell look like? What do you jailers usually do? what about work?"
"Eat! We don't like to be in hell. The job of the execution ground jailer is very simple. It is to gnaw and eat all the edible parts of the dead. Those who can eat meat eat meat, those who can eat brains eat brains, and those who can eat bones Eat bones, but I heard that the work in other hell execution grounds is very troublesome.
In some execution grounds, heavy millstones are lifted and smashed on the dead countless times every day; in some execution grounds, the dead are roasted like barbecue beside the scorching hellfire; Stirring the dead simmering in copper in the cauldron of hell with a giant stirring stick...
In short, it is much more troublesome than the work where we only need to eat, and some people really suffer!For example, the execution ground where I once suffered a serious crime was covered with chrysanthemums, a special drilling creature, and then entered the intestines, stomach from the chrysanthemums... and finally crawled into the human brain.
All the jailers working there had to wear tight protective clothing. I heard that in ancient times they had to wear iron trousers. How could they walk like that!Don't balls hurt?It was very troublesome for me to wrap my buttocks for a few days just for surgery, and I encountered many bad things.
Watch TV, eat, sleep, and defecate!Every day is very troublesome. Wouldn't it be more troublesome if they wear iron pants, the balls will definitely be worn out! "Xiaobai said without changing his face, a topic that sounds scary and embarrassing to ordinary people.
Xiao Dazai listened to the punishments in the execution grounds of hell, and his mouth gradually became round. These punishments sounded terrible. Xiaobai also said that most of them were the punishment system created by Odusang. The character of the person who came up with these punishments How twisted is it?
-_-||It’s no wonder that he was able to threaten a child last night. He was so lucky to get one back!In the future, you must think of a way out before you can provoke that guy.
But the iron trousers, Xiao Dazai imagined it for a while, and couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Pfft! Maybe after they work for a long time, the balls will be able to wear thick skin like their feet, so they won't be afraid of pain."
"Eggy's skin is as thick as the skin of the feet?" Xiaobai imagined for a while, and the dog's face turned blue: "...let's talk about other topics!"
"Other topics! Why don't you tell me what kind of people my brothers are? I only saw Lingwang Nisang, Zhongye Nisang, and Su Nuo Nisang yesterday, but I haven't seen the others yet!" Xiao Dazai is used to collecting information again.
Xiaobai didn't realize that he had become a friend's intelligence-gathering target, and immediately said: "This Lun family knows that the Lun family often goes to Master Ghost Lantern's house to play, and His Royal Highness Mu Ping likes nesting very much..."
In this way, Xiao Dazai and Xiao Bai started to talk about various things in Gui Mu's house...
And when they arrived at the execution ground full of hellfire, the moment they got off the car, it ran away like their buttocks were on fire. ? Run so fast!"
"Looks like I'm going to see something interesting in a while!" But Xiao Dazai guessed something from the reaction of the obscurity car. The obscurity car may be scared away by his behavior, or it may be afraid of this place, isn't it? Odusan's private execution ground?
What sounds more terrifying should be the execution grounds of hell!Oboroche is not even afraid of going to those places, what is so scary here?Xiao Dazai thought in puzzlement, but he didn't expect that things would be more exaggerated than he guessed.
When they walked to the gate of Izanami Hall according to the map, they saw two rows of pillars made of human and hellfire, and the pillars of human fire masks covered with cursed cat masks were domineeringly arranged in two rows. They are evenly distributed on the outermost edge of the gate of the Izanami Palace.
Amidst the sizzling sound of grease falling to the ground and the scorching smell of burnt meat, the cursed cat masks kept opening their mouths, shouting a voice full of curses. : "Meow~! Meow~! Meow~..."
"If we don't go in, just seeing this scene, I will have trypophobia, meow phobia and aversion to barbecue." Looking at this scene and listening to the terrifying voices of the cat masks, Xiao Bai Shrunk back very cowardly.
Although the little Dazai was also trembling in his heart, his curiosity was extremely strong, and he had a strong desire to explore all kinds of strange things. He strengthened his courage and encouraged his dog friend: "Since we are here, let's just take a look." Otherwise, if people ask me about it when I go back, if I ran back after knowing that we didn’t finish watching it, I will definitely be regarded as a coward.”
"Okay!" Hearing the words, Xiaobai thought of his disliked colleagues, especially the unlovable Corgi who called him a coward, and forced his slightly weak dog legs to walk through with Xiao Dazai. Walk towards the open space between the two rows of human pillars.
Then the two were so scared that they almost screamed, because they saw a very high-tech, fully automatic huge rockery, standing like a large bonsai in the middle of the ends of two rows of human columns, and the outside of the rockery was covered with a layer of energy Something like a hood.
Inside, there are several terrifying guys like Gundam, using very high-end and sharp weapons, chasing several dead people and a big nine-tailed fox in the rockery. Stop running away, because one was caught.
Those robots as tall as they are will transform into various instruments of torture, and inhumane punishments will be carried out on them, and their skins will be picked up, their eyes will be smashed, their bones will be sucked out...how terrible it is, how horrible it is, it seems that this activity is carried out on this rockery all the time, after all The entire rockery was dyed black and red.
And behind this large high-tech rockery is the main entrance of the Izanami Palace, but there is a mirror or a plaque like a movie screen hanging on the huge main entrance. Inside the plaque are a man and two There are two dead women, and there are all kinds of idols everywhere, including adults and children.
Those human idols can make sounds like the cat masks outside, and now they are using the voices of men, women, children, and children that are consistent with their dolls to keep shouting: "My ideal is world peace... Killing people for peace is MUST...it's all worth sacrificing for world peace...
Kill me quickly...Kill me and the world will be peaceful...No matter who it is, as long as it is for world peace, even babies will be killed..." Accompanied by these countless voices, the three people inside the plaque are like Like a waste, lying on the ground, covering ears, motionless...
What's even more frightening is that in this strange and frightening mini execution ground, on the right side of the gate of the Izana Beauty Hall, there is actually a lifelike statue of a ghost lamp, whose eyes seem to be moving, non-stop. Moving back and forth between these three execution grounds is achieved.
Every time I move over, I can hear the screaming of the dead who are being tortured: "Don't look over here, devil, don't look over here again!"
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"Uh...Xiaobai, since we've seen Odusan's private execution ground, let's move out quickly!" After watching it, I feel that my spirit is about to be polluted. Like these guys, I have a serious fear of ghost lamps. Looking at this scene, even a little Dazai who is not lacking in curiosity, curiosity, courage, etc. can't help but have the idea of shrinking back.
Xiaobai said in a voice as if he was about to cry: "Wuuu... The Lun family also wanted to leave, but their legs were too weak to stand up, what should I do? Dazai, you go by yourself, leave me alone, let Wo be scared Die here!"
It looks like the characters in the movie are parting from life and death. If you change the scene, you really want to laugh, but here, except for the ghost lamp, who can laugh!
"Since I asked you to bring me here on my own initiative, how can I leave you here." Although Xiao Dazai has a gloomy personality, he has not been blackened by black-hearted doctors, and his actions are still very positive, so he said Regardless of his small body, it is such a burden to carry a fat dog weighing several kilograms.
Trying to step on the shaking calf, holding Xiaobai's upper body limp on the ground, and dragging it to the place outside the ghost lamp private execution ground. Let Xiaobai go, take a few breaths and then continue to procrastinate...
It took half a day like this, Xiao Dazai dragged Xiao Bai out of the entrance of the Izana Beauty Hall, away from the two rows of human pillars, he could not see the human pillars clearly, and after listening to those cursed voices, Xiao Bai Slow down a little bit.
He said gratefully to the little Dazai: "Thank you, Dazai! If it weren't for you today, I would probably have to tell you where to go, alas! It seems that the old saying is good, listen to people's persuasion and eat enough, if the Lun family listens to Liuli With their persuasion, you won’t be nearly scared to death.”
"You're welcome, and I'm also responsible for coming here! Besides, since your companions are persuading you this way, it's likely that they have already visited them, and they will kindly remind you after they have learned a lesson!" Xiao Dazai said out of breath.
Xiaobai's eyes widened angrily when he heard this: "The two of them actually came here behind my back? They are so unloved by companions, do they still treat me as a brother?"
"Didn't you bring them with you too?" Xiao Dazai asked with a smile.
After thinking about it, Xiaobai came to his senses and said slowly, "That's right! They must have encountered the same special situation as me today, so they didn't have time to call me, so they came here by accident!"
"It's likely to be like this." Xiao Dazai thought about Xiaobai's courage, speculated about his friend's situation, and speculated like this...
The two little guys rested there for a while, and waited for the obscurity car to fly, and immediately left the scene of this nightmare without saying a word, and vowed never to come to this depressed place again unless necessary.
When they got back near Yan Mo Hall, after the two got out of the car, Xiao Dazai said goodbye to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, it's getting late, I'll go home first! Otherwise, Ogasang will be worried."
"Yeah! Then I should hurry to work!" Xiaobai was about to turn around and run away when he finished speaking, when he suddenly thought of something, he ran back to Dazai and said, "Dazai, thank you for taking the nest from Izanami today." As a thank you, let the Lun family give you a present!"
"What gift?" It was the first time he heard that a non-human was going to give him a gift, Xiao Dazai asked with interest, wondering what the fat dog would give him?Will it be bones?
Hearing this, Xiaobai tilted his head and thought for a while, then replied: "I don't know what to give as a gift, why don't you go to my treasure house and pick it out!"
"Your treasure trove?" What would a dog's treasure trove look like?Little Dazai thought with bright eyes.
Xiao Bai wagged his tail and turned to the west: "Come with me."
After speaking, he quickly ran over there, and Xiao Dazai, who was curious about the dog's treasure house, immediately ran over with his short legs.
The two little guys ran for quite a while, until they reached the empty yard not far from the jailer's dormitory in Yan Mo Hall, Xiao Bai suddenly stretched out two dog paws, quickly planed on the ground, and soon Dig a small hole in the surface.
He said to Xiao Dazai: "Dazai, come quickly and pick something you like from the treasure house of the Lun family! I will give it to you as a gift."
"Well! Let me see what to choose!" Xiao Dazai had been digging the soil for Xiaobai not long ago, and found a lot of things buried in the ground, and now he was invited by Xiaobai, and immediately squatted beside the pit Check it out.
He saw unopened game consoles, mobile phones, old comic books, books, toys... and other things buried in the gray-black soil. .
There was only one book that looked a bit strange. The book cover was white, without any writing or pattern, but it was bound by a few chains, which strongly attracted his attention and made him feel very nostalgic.
Xiao Dazai couldn't help but reached out to pick up the book, and said to Xiao Bai: "This book looks a bit special, what kind of book is it?"
"The Lun family forgot..." Hearing this, Xiaobai blinked innocently, and said to Xiao Dazai, "You can't expect a dog's memory to be as good as a human's, even if it is an envoy, it is impossible to remember the daily life. trivia."
"That's right! Then my gift will be this book. Let me know what you like later, and I will give you a gift in return." Xiao Dazai picked up the strange book and stood beside Xiaobai's treasure house. After getting up, he said to Xiaobai, and while talking, he and Xiaobai looked at each other inexplicably, feeling closer to this fat dog.
The author has something to say: Ghost Lamp: Aconitum sang, Pengsang, how is the latest type of punishment robot jailer I want, and the fully automatic big escape rockery cage?
Aconitum: Don't always use private work to waste public resources.
Peng: Anyway, it is not good to use public funds to manufacture capital punishment instruments!
Ghost Lamp: Oh!Then the maid robot you recently made seems to be confiscated, in the name of wasting public funds.
Aconitum: Hello!You blood is green shit bastard.
Ghost Lamp: Or do you want to be assigned to the shit department?
Peng: ε=(??ο`*))) Oh!It seems to be working overtime again.
Aconitum: ...Your evil execution ground has been upgraded several times, don't you feel tired?
Ghost Lamp: Absolutely not! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
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