The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 366 Zazai and Xiaobai

Seeing that the little guy was about to cry, Ghost Lantern seemed to be aroused by the child's tears, and even said: "You don't have to be so wronged, I'm not a straight-talking parent, you don't want to expose your true face. Oh! I'm very open-minded."

"Really?" Little Dazai, who has learned a lesson and knows how terrifying this ghost and god Dusang is, asked vigilantly. At the same time, he thought in his heart that even if this sentence is true, Odusang will definitely have conditions that make him depressed. .

Sure enough, the black ghost with the ghost lamp belly didn't decrease at all, just like a cold-blooded big devil, he continued to stare at Xiao Dazai and said, "Of course, I always keep my word, but I like self-conscious children. Do you know what to do in the future?"

"Don't let Ogasang sleep with me from now on?" ┭┮﹏┭┮I really like Ogasang, and I want to taste how it feels to be coaxed to sleep by her telling stories tonight!

Xiao Dazai felt that he had already made a great sacrifice, but Ghost Lamp asked rather dissatisfied: "You only have this little self-consciousness?"

"No more kisses to Ogasang?" o(╥﹏╥)o Xiao Dazai promised even more aggrieved, and felt that his whole body was a little soft. Could it be that his bones began to melt? Thinking of this possibility , He looked at the ghost lamp with tears in his eyes: "Odusan, take me out of the bone erosion first! The bones are about to melt."

"It's okay, you still have 4 minutes." Faced with the crying and begging of a weak and helpless child, Ghost Lantern said ruthlessly: "Remind you, you still have a little bit of self-consciousness!"

"Woooo... I won't let Ogasang hug the head office anymore!" o(╥﹏╥)o Xiao Dazai really wanted to cry this time, Ogasang's embrace was fragrant and soft, and Always being so gentle to him, I feel very at ease in her arms, he still wants to hug her!

"Deal!" Seeing that the goal was achieved, Ghost Lantern said while pulling him out of the bone erosion flower, and then chuckled lightly and said: "Hey... I like correcting a funny child like you the most!"

"..." Xiao Dazai, who was lifted off the bone erosion flower, breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help sighing in frustration, alas!Today is really a day of losing power and humiliating the country. Fortunately, the bones and life have been saved, and the right to privacy of the portrait has been obtained, but he sacrificed too much. ┭┮﹏┭┮

However, at this time, he felt that everything was worth it. What a painful lesson he had experienced before he saved his life from the big devil. Da Zai, who was like a free portrait, did not know until one day when he grew up that the bone erosion flower was also A hell plant that uses energy to rot away the bones of its prey.

In other words, it is not effective for him with a law-breaking physique. The bones will not melt away after soaking for a long time, and he will be given a free skin health care by the bone erosion powder!The kind that sparkles, can be broken by blowing bombs, and moisturizes the whole body...

He was actually deceived by Odusang with a hell plant that can only beautify him, and he also agreed to so many conditions of humiliating the country, and missed many good opportunities to get close to Ogasang. a little……

He really deserves to be the number one dark ghost in hell!Da Zai, who learned the truth, has been taught by ghost lamps because of his personality problems in the past few years. At that time, he knew that it was useless to settle accounts with ghost lamps, and it might lead to worse education. up.

So when the father and son returned home in a 'harmonious and friendly' way, under the knowing gaze of the three sons, little Dazai never again took the initiative to ask for a hug, stick, or kiss in front of the ghost lamp. Sleeping and telling stories are the same as forgetting.

Mu Ping didn't notice these changes in his actions. Instead, he was very curious about Xiao Dazai's appearance and skin that had been beautified with ten layers of filters. The exercises also have the effect of enhancing the appearance.

Our little Zhi was already cute enough, but after going out to practice with you for a while, he turned out to be even cuter, almost matching Wu's skin color when he was a child. What kind of skills are so powerful? "

"Eh? Is there? It should be your illusion!" Ghost Lantern is quite good at pretending to be stupid, and he said like he didn't know anything: "Anyway, none of my exercises have the effect of improving appearance. If it improves, then it must be It's his own physical problem."

"What kind of physical problem is it that the corpse fresh-keeping technology of bone-eroding flower pollen is too strong. How strong should it be to keep the corpse fresh for a month under the effect of natural weathering?" Little Dazai couldn't help but take a look at Master Odusang, who had just threatened the child with extremely horrific methods, and when he came back, his face remained unchanged and he was not guilty.

The ghost lamp's eyes were cold, as if he looked back without any emotion, he had a shameful stress reaction, and immediately moved his eyes away, not daring to look at the past at all, woo... ┭┮﹏┭┮Since passing by just now After that disaster, he was completely afraid of this person.

Even Mu Ping sighed with great interest: "Alas! I thought there was a technique specially used to improve appearance!"

As long as it is a woman, who can resist becoming more beautiful?Anyway, she didn't, as long as the process of becoming more beautiful doesn't harm her own or others' bodies, and doesn't cause harm to the environment, others, animals, etc., Mu Ping will be interested.

"You are already pretty enough! You have the title of the most beautiful woman in Japan, so you don't need to continue to improve your appearance." If you don't improve, you will get so many suitors for him. If you improve, those guys who are suppressed by him will probably die. It's not okay to come to confess to his wife, he will never let his wife know that there are other people who like her.

Hearing this, Mu Ping touched his cheek in embarrassment, and asked unconfidently: "Is it really not necessary? I see that in TV commercials, many TV stations promote that women should learn to maintain themselves, do regular beauty treatments, and maintain their body shape through exercise." Like, if I don’t do it, will I be less gregarious?”

"No, those programs are all hype by businessmen who produce cosmetics and cosmetics. Those products are effective for groups with short lifespans and fast cell metabolism, but have no effect on long-lived species. It's better to eat your fruit ingredients for a long time. Woolen cloth!

My medical skills may not be as good as Bai Zesang, but in terms of knowledge of medicinal materials, I will never lose to him. It is very simple to analyze the ingredients of those products. "Ghost lamp's voice was cold but explained to Mu Ping in detail why she didn't need cosmetics, beauty and other things at all.

That superficially calm and indifferent look, but in fact every move was very gentle and considerate, looked silly little Dazai, and then he suddenly seemed to have opened up the second vein of Ren and Du, and understood why he had encountered such a nightmare just now. It's all because Odusang is a jealous king who loves his wife very much.

It's not because I have provoked him, no wonder I made faces with him before going to the human world to provoke him, intentionally angered him and other things, he didn't care about the attack, but just teased him in a wicked way, it's his turn this time When he coaxed Ogasang to accompany him, he exploded all at once.

well!It's a pity that I came to this realization too late, the nightmare has already happened, he has already agreed to so many humiliating contracts, even if he wants to change, there is no room for change, he can only accept it.

Mu Ping thought that he still looked eighteen or nineteen years old in the mirror, with obvious traces of a young woman in terms of temperament and attire, and there was no trace of needing beauty and make-up to go out, so he was immediately persuaded by the ghost lamp: "That's good, I'm a little worried that I'm falling behind!"

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"I have been a bad boy since I was a child, and people called me a bad boy when I was 15 years old... Sleep baby, sleep baby, good night, a lullaby with a broken heart..."

Early the next morning, the energetic and lively little Dazai got up first, washed himself briefly, and started the first step of his hell adventure. Unexpectedly, he just walked out of his house and walked along the corridor to approach yesterday. The place where Odusan works.

I saw a white-haired fat dog with a swaying fat belly standing like a human, holding a sweeping broom and a guitar in his hand, singing and dancing over there, singing an ancient heart-breaking lullaby s song.

This scene, which is absolutely invisible in the human world, made Xiao Dazai laugh out loud: "Pfft!"

"Who?" Xiaobai immediately shook his ears when he heard the laughter, and ran towards the direction where Xiao Dazai was. The smell of Lord Ghost Lamp?"

"Hey! Do you know my Odusang?" Xiao Dazai talked to the dog for the first time, with a novel smile on his face, Xiaobai's soft fur was full of temptation, so he couldn't help stretching out The little hands went to rub it.

When Xiaobai heard Xiao Dazai calling Ghost Lamp Odusang, he planned to avoid the child and stop automatically. With the intention of showing Lord Ghost Lamp to take good care of the child, Xiaobai communicated with Little Dazai: "I know! Where's my boss!"

"Boss? Are you also working in hell?" Xiao Dazai didn't expect that small animals could also work in hell, so he couldn't help being curious after hearing this.

Xiaobai replied while wagging his tail: "Yes! I work as a jailer in an unfavorable place in hell. There are all kinds of animals working there. The biggest one is an elephant, and the smallest one is a sparrow. By the way Lord Ghost Lantern's favorite brain-sucking bird egg is the brain-sucking bird in our place that sucks the brains of the dead and lays them."

"Brain-sucking bird eggs!" Is there such a bird in hell that specializes in eating human brains?Odusan actually likes to eat the eggs of this bird, he is really terrifying from the inside out!Shouldn't he be glad that Odusang only arranged a feast for him for the two meals yesterday.

If there is a brain-sucking egg, vomit!Not wanting to think about that terrible scene, Xiao Dazai quickly changed the subject and asked, "By the way, I see that you like the song Heartbreak Lullaby very much!"

"As long as it's a song, I like it!" Xiao Bai wagged his tail and said with a confident and unfaltering expression.

The author has something to say: Xiao Dazai: Huh!Early in the morning, I saw a dog singing with a broom and a guitar. Are you dreaming?

Xiaobai: This human cub has the smell of Master Ghost Lantern, and it is also called Master Ghost Lantern Odusan. It should be Master Ghost Lantern's cub. Master Ghost Lantern is my benefactor, and I want to help him take care of the child. ??????

Xiao Dazai: What do the lyrics of the song you sang mean?

Xiaobai: I never try to understand the lines when I sing. 【Can’t remember at all o(╥﹏╥)o】

Xiao Dazai: Odusang is really hard. [Hell is so short of manpower!Even such a second-hand dog was hired. 】

Xiaobai frantically wagged his tail: Yes, Master Ghost Lantern works very hard and is very busy every day...