The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 356 Only Mu Ping Thinks So



Chapter 356 Only Mu Ping Thinks So

It's a pity that before she had time to speak, the book of the world theater on the second page was staged. It was a scene where Yuanyi's biological father wanted to kill the son and his biological mother pleaded for mercy. The development was different from the original work that Mu Ping had seen. Although Mrs. Jiguo in this parallel world managed to save Yuanyi.

But she was weaker and had no greater persistence. She couldn't stop her husband from sending the newborn Yuanyi to the temple, so Yuanyi became a young monk when he was born. He didn't grow any hair since he was a child. The transparent eye, learn from the monks in the temple.

With both civil and military training, he soon became an eminent monk in the temple. He was even summoned by the Emperor and the Fujiwara family. It fell in love at first sight, for Yu Duo's sake, she would rather break the precepts and return to vulgarity, and also want to be with her.

I don’t know if it’s because his willingness to disappoint Tathagata and Udo angered his believers, and caused some kind of curse from those believers to shroud Yuanyi, making Yuanyi Yuduo in this parallel world even though he was lucky. He didn't meet a ghost, and he still loved Uta forever, but Yuanyi...

He never grew his hair back in his life, and has been bald all his life.

It was the first time for Yuan to see the small theater opened by the Book of the World for himself. He thought it would probably broadcast his events in the parallel world, and he was prepared in his heart. Keep calm and don't show off like Nissan and Oududu. The shameful side.

But I didn't expect that this book is not a human being, and it uses the fate of another parallel world to display. The displayed content obviously reveals a deliberate mischievous atmosphere. No wonder the brothers who have read it say that it is a mischievous ghost. So naughty.

Yuanyi thought that not only was he not loved by Ogasang and Odusang in other parallel worlds, but he was also forced to be bald all his life, so he squatted in the corner of the room and planted mushrooms in frustration: "Woo... bald, I will be bald all my life." Bald, my hair!" ┭┮﹏┭┮

"Pfft haha..."

"Lifelong monk Xiao Yuanyi!"

"Do you think you can really return to vulgarity? The Buddha just doesn't let you grow your hair hahaha..."

"The head of the monk is Nissan, um! It's quite interesting."

"Yuan Nissan, do you want me to shave your head now!"

…………

When Yuanyi was planting mushrooms in frustration, the other brothers who saw these plots couldn't help laughing out loud. Even Giotto and Yuyue, who were more gentle and considerate, didn't say anything, but trembled. The non-stop shoulders have shown how hard they are to bear the smile.

Mu Ping tried his best to swallow back the smile that almost burst through his throat, forced himself to maintain a normal expression, walked to Yuan Yi's side and comforted him: "Ahem...Yuan Yi, although being bald for a lifetime...is a bit depressing, But in this world, you and Uta will live peacefully with their children, how wonderful it is!"

It’s just that this fate line is a comedy fate line in any way. People’s curse for the enlightened monk who abandons the Buddha is that he will be bald all his life!It's so comical, huh!Go to work tomorrow with the book of the world.

She wants to complete the dog-blooded dramas of E Luo Wang and Ba Wei that she just released, and also watch Yuan Yi's bald comedy in detail. This way of watching the lights is not enjoyable at all!Mu Ping didn't think about maternal love at all.

However, just as they were laughing happily at the plot of a bald life, this trouble-loving book... It turned the page again, and at the moment it turned the page, Giotto suddenly had an ominous premonition, always feeling The next above should be his image.

And the degree will be more embarrassing than what he saw from D's fate line, he was deceived by the daughter of the Grand Duke of Sicily. Thinking of this possibility, he didn't care whether it would be more embarrassing to surrender to a book in front of his brothers. Immediately opened up to this book.

The book of the world, which has already shown the image of him when he was just born, said: "Brother, let's discuss, can I forget my fate in the parallel world? I don't want to see myself in the parallel world at all!"

But for Giotto's words, the Book of the World just showed a  ̄︶ ̄smiling emoji, and then, it ignored Giotto's words, and continued acting mercilessly.

Although everyone felt that seeing their own plot was more popular and wanted to destroy the book, but after experiencing the plot of Evil Luo Wang, Ba Wei's sadomasochistic love, robbery and bald life just now, they began to hope for evil. See more of the embarrassing side of other people, so just like Mu Ping, I followed the drama with full of anticipation.

Giotto's super-intuitive sense is really unsatisfactory. With the rapid playback of the video, everyone gradually discovered the Giotto of this parallel world... Puff haha... He, he turned out to be a heartthrob physique since he was a child. His people, no matter men, women, old or young, will love him very much.

This kind of heartthrob physique was fine when he was young, people would only love him as his own child, but it would be troublesome when he grows up, people would turn into falling in love with him exclusively if they met his eyes once. brain, making his life miserable and full of troubles.

He is obviously not short-sighted, but he has to wear glasses every time he goes out. Fortunately, his good brothers seem not to be affected by this charming physique, and treat him as a close friend, and protect his 'chaste', It is also because this kind of protection work is too difficult, and D has no time to fall in love.

There is no way to achieve the success of being seduced by the daughter of the Grand Duke of Sicily, and the daughter of the Grand Duke of Sicily is obviously attracted by Giotto's glamorous physique, but she deliberately controls herself, and her behavior of frequently showing favor to D is too obvious, which makes D vigilant , not fooled.

But Giotto's charismatic physique is too dangerous. All kinds of powerful people will plunder him. Although he is strong, those people are even more powerful. Facing this chastity crisis, Giotto and the others still embarked on the road of establishing the Mafia family and making enemies of the entire Kingdom of Two Sicilies for Giotto's chastity...

Seeing that the plot is becoming more and more outrageous, Giotto, who has a good temper like Giotto, can't help turning his face livid, igniting the hot flames of the sky, and staring at this book that is trembling while playing, as if it is also threatening to laugh. Said: "Do you want me to freeze you with the ice that can freeze time?"

o(╥﹏╥)o Threatened by Giotto's super-intuitive finding of such an accurate weakness, the Book of the World aggrievedly stopped playing, and silently turned to the next page.

However, the evil Luo Wang who had been humiliated just now couldn't help laughing: "Giotto, don't be so serious! Let it continue playing! I also want to see who you get in the end!"

"Was it the daughter of the Grand Duke of Sicily who won by chance? Or the holder of the ring of Mare from the Sabila family? I think the result will be very interesting!" Ba Wei also said, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Seeing the video of Giotto Odudu, Yuanyi suddenly felt that baldness is also a kind of luck, he suppressed a smile and said: "Evil Ronissan, Bavenisan, don't talk about it, Giotto's face will be black La!"

"Pfft haha... Maybe this world should be called the world of Giotto's Chastity War."

"I didn't expect that one day I would fight for this reason!"

"This is really unimaginable."

"It's a little poorly accepted, let me digest and digest!"

"Ahem... Giotto, be careful when you go out!"

"Don't worry, Lord Lanbao will protect you."

…………

Looking at the brothers gloating at their misfortune, Giotto said with a livid face, "Hey! You are enough."

"Hey! If Giotto, you have this kind of physique in this world, you will probably be able to get out of the singles a long time ago." In fact, Mu Ping was also a little worried about the fact that there are many bachelors in his family. After seeing the video of this parallel world , while holding back a smile, she couldn't help but sigh.

Hearing what Ogasang said, Giotto couldn't help crying and saying: "Ogasang! Please don't make fun of me!"

"Ahem...Sorry!" Mu Ping is an adult who has the courage to apologize to the child, and he also knew that there was something wrong with the speech just now, so he hurriedly apologized to Giotto.

Just when Giotto was about to say something with a helpless expression, Naker suddenly said, "Hey! This time it turned out to be Arnold."

"nufufufufu... Arnold with an iceberg face, except for the sullen guy who keeps a distance from everyone, what fun can we play with this book?" D, who had eaten this book of the world and made pranks, couldn't help but laugh. Said in a mocking tone.

Lan Bao couldn't help but speak: "But if he really dares to play with Arnold, Master Lan Bao will admire his courage."

"Ahem..." Zhao Li Yuyue couldn't help coughing lightly at this moment, silently looking at Arnold who still had an iceberg face.

Others couldn't help showing unnatural expressions. After all, they are a family, and everyone naturally knows each other very well. They also know that Arnold, despite his iceberg face, seems to have an indifferent personality and doesn't care about anything. In fact, he is competitive. The heart is simply the strongest in the family.

Only when he and the ghost lamp received elite education, no matter how hard it was, he would yell to the ghost lamp again and again, no matter how many times he was beaten to the ground by the ghost lamp, he would get up and rush over again. The place is very similar to ghost lights.

When everyone thought that the book of the world really showed Arnold's embarrassing situation, and the scene where Arnold, a vengeful, narrow-minded, and very competitive guy, would explode, they couldn't help swallowing silently, hoping that this book would be Don't kill yourself!

However, this book is simply the rebirth of a mischievous ghost, and it is impossible to make it not mischievous, so everyone can only look at the above image after skipping Arnold’s house being wiped out by the mafia and his own supernatural powers. Then I suddenly realized that this world is the same as that of Giotto before, and the style of painting is completely wrong.

According to the original fate of Arnold, he should have used supernatural powers to pretend to be ghosts in his castle, scaring the guys who dared to break into his castle into fools, madness, or fleeing in fright, but in this parallel world, from the first As soon as a person who comes to take risks begins, something is very wrong.

Because the people who came here are like comedians possessed, and everyone who enters the castle is performing scenes full of jokes, such as the door slamming, a girl falls, finally stand up, and enter the castle!Just got shitted by the flying bird.

Wipe the bird feces off his head with his front feet, and step into a dry well that was landfilled, but somehow collapsed and turned into a mud pit. No matter how hard he climbed, he couldn't get out. Arnold controlled the supernatural figure to rescue him up.

Then this man rolled his eyes in fright when he saw the figure controlled by Arnold with his supernatural power, but he just couldn't pass out, and couldn't help but burst into tears, crying grandpa and grandma, begging God to let him pass out quickly... …

In short, the world seems to be quite disgusted with Arnold's iceberg face. Since he was a child, he always sent all kinds of people full of jokes to him, which made him unable to help but collapse his iceberg face, showing an expression of forced laughter.

Then, when the person who is used to ordinary jokes regains his iceberg face again, he will send people with even bigger jokes in front of him to destroy his iceberg face. Even when he rides a horse when he becomes an adult, the horse will not Being able to transform into a comedian, having fun every once in a while, made him laugh out loud...

"Pfft haha..."

"So it's not just me who wants to see Little Nord's iceberg face collapse!"

"Ahem... Comedies don't dare to act like this!"

"Arnold, since you were young, it's not easy to develop such an iceberg face in such a world!"

"However, Arnold would also show expressions other than the iceberg face."

"Don't tell me, he looks cute when he smiles."

"I also want to show him a comedy show, so that his iceberg face will collapse!"

"Ha ha……"

"It's really interesting!"

…………

Seeing this scene, everyone in the room was already rolling with laughter. They couldn't help bursting out laughing before seeing the finale. The words that they said made the veins on Arnold's forehead tense, and he was cold. His eyes stared at everyone, just about to issue a threat.

Mu Ping couldn't bear it anymore, leaned on the sofa, rolled over with his arms around the pillow: "Ahaha... Arnold, I didn't expect you to have such a cute side, haha... No, you are too cute in this world Now, I want to find a camera to take a picture of you like this, and keep it as a souvenir.”

"Ogasang!" Arnold yelled helplessly when he heard the words. It was not enough to see his jokes, and he even wanted to leave a photo as a dark history. Don't Ogasang feel that he is doing too much?

Hearing this, Mu Ping looked at Arnold's aggrieved eyes, and quickly suppressed a smile: "I'm just joking, I don't really know how to take pictures, it's just a joke, just a joke..."

It's a pity that when Mu Ping said this, the book of the world, which is not making trouble and not being happy, seemed to be deliberately against Arnold, and began to spit out photos. Almost from the beginning, the baby photos after Arnold was born. Tooth photo, first photo of iceberg face collapse, first photo of holding back a smile, first photo of hilarious laughter...

In a blink of an eye, a lot of photos of Arnold's smiles were spit out, and they fell to the floor, causing Arnold's veins to tighten: "Have you figured out how to die?"

The author has something to say: Today is already hilarious enough, let alone the small theater, it is definitely not as funny as the text.


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.