The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 334

By the way, the evil loli in the comics is also very special to him. He often goes abroad to see foreign girls, and he even took the initiative to leave Biqi Maggie's mobile phone number. There are rumors on the forum that Bi Qima Ji is his CP, but it's because of the readers' objection. This guy has such a dark personality, which is unbearable.

In retrospect, he is quite popular. He also has a manly side. In the name of respecting Miss Lilith’s nature in the anime, he does not refuse her physical approach. When chatting with Eggplant and Cucumber, he also said that Tujini is The type that every man fantasizes about once, has he also fantasized about it?snort……

She was so jealous that she completely forgot that even if she appeared together, most of the time, Miss Lilith's husband, or concubine Bai Ze, and other characters would show up, and getting along with the ghost lamp alone would be the same as Yan Mo Dawang asked him to entertain Miss Lilith. Just the first time we met.

The vicious girl in the manga has not appeared as many times as Xiaobai and the others. Except for the first time the ghost lamp met alone during the first inspection of the haunted house, the rest of the times were Lilith who wanted to recruit the spiritual girl. Zeb is following!And Tuji Nitian is just a business relationship...

All right!For the person who knocked over the vinegar jar, it doesn't matter if he doesn't think about it at ordinary times. Once the sour smell rises to the sky, after he starts to think about it, he feels that there are problems everywhere, and everything is suspicious. Mu Ping has already thought about going back tonight to check the ghost lamp. Are there other people's hairs, lipstick marks, perfume smells on the clothes...

Just when Mu Ping's place was sour, Beelzebub heard the answer from Ghost Lamp, and the veins on his forehead obviously tensed up: "You just say that you refused! Even if you lie to me, you're an asshole! "

Rectum boredom?Beelzebub may have seriously misunderstood this black-bellied ghost. He did it on purpose. After all, you are also the confidant of Satan, and you didn't notice it at all. It's so disappointing. Mu Ping complained.

"I don't plan to have an affair with a married woman. I have already introduced another man to her." The black-bellied Ghost Lantern glanced at his wife who was obviously sour, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes, but his face Still without expression, he said things that ordinary people would be absolutely embarrassed to say.

Beelzebub seemed to have faded after hearing the whole thing, and said frantically, "You actually told me in a business-like tone that you pimped my wife?"

"I just respect Miss Lilith's nature. Are you going to stop it? I can give you the address and phone number of that man." Ghost Lamp took out his mobile phone with a confident tone, indicating that he can put the phone number in the phone at any time. He gave him the number and the address of the person with the number, while talking extremely black-bellied words.

"Damn it!" Beelzebub could only curse angrily after hearing this, but he didn't have the slightest thought of interrupting his wife's date with her concubine. The guy's character is too irritating.

I really want to win him once, everything is good, I must win anyway, thinking of this, Beelzebub immediately showed a forced smile and said: "Hey! There is still a lot of time for Lord Satan's speech, I am a little flustered now. Do you have any recommendations for activities to pass the time?"

"Tsk! I don't want the cell phone number and address of that scumbag beast. I'm a little disappointed." Ghost Lamp took back the cell phone with a disappointed expression on his face. Go to the library, cafeteria, etc. to pass the time."

"No! I want something that can exercise my body." Beelzebub said his destination without any tact.

Listening to this, Mu Ping wanted to cover her face. She had seen someone who wanted to kill her, but she had never seen Mr. Beelzebub who was so active in doing it. He actually chose sports like in the anime. I've seen someone win a ghost lamp!The annual sports competition can make the prison guards lose 10 catties!

Not to mention ball skills, when the ghost lamp plays ball, unless he is playing with himself, he will never show mercy to others, and even the children at home will never coax him to accompany him after suffering. Is it the courage Liang Jingru gave you to play with the ball?

It's a pity that Beelzebub can't read minds, and couldn't hear Mu Ping's complaints. After hearing Ghost Lantern's reply that there are various sports facilities for jailers and officials in Yan Mo Hall, he chose various sports facilities just like in the anime. A ball game.

Then in the competition, he was ridiculed by Ghost Lamp's black-bellied ghosts and animals, and the behavior of only aiming at people's faces while playing with the ball was so cruel that his face was covered with blood. Said: "To be honest, I'm not very good at playing. For me, playing is equal to hitting someone with a ball."

"Hey! Are you a workaholic?" Beelzebub couldn't help complaining after hearing this sentence.

However, Ghost Lantern ignored his complaints and continued to confide in his unconscious behavior of shaking S: "When I play baseball, I must have a dead person make a ball for me so that I can't hit a dead ball. I feel bored, what do you think I should do?"

"... Only the devil would know!" Beelzebub was so angry that he was speechless.

However, Mu Ping on the side knew that Ghost Lantern's words just now were not intended to tease Beelzebub, because when Ghost Lantern was in the Holy Grail World, because of amnesia, she instinctively searched for someone who could be a bottle to play with, and she didn't realize it until she came back. The ghost lamp actually pulled out the souls of Ryunosuke Usei, Magician, Kotomine Kirei and other troublemakers.

At this time, Beelzebub, who was so angry and weak, began to teach the ghost lamp the correct way of entertainment: "In short, forget about all those things related to work."

"How is it possible? What's the point of this world without a job?" Hearing this, Ghost Lamp immediately roared in his broad baritone voice, which shows how excited he is.

Seeing this, Beelzebub couldn't help shouting back: "Are you a workaholic who has become a ghost? Hurry up and get rid of work from my mind. Ghosts and gods are like you, and we demons are more human than you."

"It's too rude. The residents of Satan's hell are all demons. Your job is to tempt souls to degenerate into demons, and then the demons tempt humans to degenerate, and then further torment those degenerates. Our hell is to sanction sinners and order They reflect, the nature of their work is very different!" Ghost Lantern continued to argue with Beelzebub in a baritone voice.

"Of course I know that, don't think of me as an idiot!" Beelzebub finished speaking with a face that I am not an idiot, and then asked in an awkward tone: "Then do you know other things, such as martial arts?"

"I will, but no matter what kind of competition, I can't learn to be merciful, and it will basically become a life-and-death duel." Ghost Lantern said while gesturing: "It's like fencing, although the sword does not have my spikes. It's good to use, but it's also a real sword with a sharp edge, and if you are not careful, you will really die.

Well!Anyway, in hell, if you die from trauma, accidents, etc., you will recover automatically after a while, and it doesn't matter if you die. Do you want to compare?I'll be careful not to hurt you. "Ghost Lantern gave Beelzebub an S unconsciously with an expression of me showing mercy.

Then, under Mu Ping as the referee, Beelzebub was hacked by a ghost lamp and almost died on the spot. He had already realized the terrifying nature of this Japanese ghost from the game just now, and immediately reacted sensitively: "So You only guarantee that I won't hurt, but you don't guarantee that I won't die? Bastard, the rules of your Japanese hell have to say something about whether our Satanic hell exists, and you actually..."

"By the way, why are you so obsessed with competing with me?" Hearing Beelzebub's chattering low growl, Ghost Lamp looked at his excited expression and rarely asked with some puzzlement.

The feeling of wanting to win... This answer is beyond words!Beelzebub turned his head away silently, and then thought again in his mind how he could win against the ghost lamp, and then he thought that his wife was the number one beauty in the Western world.

His wife is only gentle and kind, and the reputation of the Royal Tree of Heaven guarding Japan and other rumors is not as good as Lilith!Thinking of this, he immediately shouted proudly to the ghost lamp: "I won."

"What?" Gui Deng didn't know that Beelzebub had already completed a wife-competition in his mind at this moment. Hearing his endless words, Gui Deng realized that this was a foreign official with serious emotions.

No longer interested in teasing him with him, she simply took out the camera that Lilith entrusted to him, handed it to him and said, "Here, this is the camera that Miss Lilith entrusted to me, please put it away."

Here comes the classic scene. Seeing this, Mu Ping, who is already addicted to his eyes today, immediately prepares to watch the scene where Beelzebub, the green hat king, is violently attacked by Miss Lilith. I'm jealous of this photo!

After Beelzebub heard the words, after taking the camera, he turned it on and was noticed by Mu Ping's shining eyes. He couldn't help asking the ghost lamp curiously: "Hey! What's the matter with the beautiful lady next to you? I have been following you, is it your assistant?"

Not to mention, she is quite beautiful, a rare oriental beauty!

Hearing that Ghost Lamp's gaze was soft, without any expression change, but his voice replied in a gentler way: "Oh! This is my wife, Mu Ping, who came with me to give you Miss Lilith's camera."

Hearing Ghost Lamp's answer, Beelzebub knew that his wife was not only capable, gentle and kind, but also very beautiful. When he realized that he lost again in the fight for his wife, he saw Lilith holding Ghost Lamp's arm in the camera. , and tilted his head to the photo on his shoulder, at this moment his self-esteem was shattered to pieces.

He was weathered, standing there blankly like ashes that would be blown away by the wind, Mu Ping couldn't help being funny and sympathetic, men are so weird, good women find it boring, but bad women make them It's so strange that you are willing to take your heart out even if you are abused.

The author has something to say: Mu Ping: It’s not bad to have a husband like Gezibu, Miss Lilith’s life must be going well.

Ghost Lamp: His title is Lord of the Flies, do you want to see his photo?That kind of heavy taste, most people can't eat it.

Mu Ping: I don’t want to see it. Don’t use weird photos to spoil my good impression of others. Last time you made me think of Mr. Liban as a bald little old man smoking a cigarette. I haven't counted with you yet!

Ghost Lantern: I didn't lie to you with fake photos. Is it wrong to make you face the truth?

Mu Ping: It's true!oh!By the way, since Lord of the Flies has a body, how about you?Do you also have the body of the body of ghosts and gods?

After hesitating suspiciously for a moment, Ghost Lamp said confidently: "My current appearance is my body!"Have you seen me in other ways besides reincarnation eye mode?

Mu Ping: ...I always feel a little suspicious!