The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 328

After a short bickering, the ghost lamp couple suddenly looked at the magazine together, and said in unison: "This editor really dares to write!"

"This kind of gossip magazine hell, everyone knows that it can't be taken seriously!" The ghost lamp, who has a long-term memory, looks indifferent on the surface, but in fact, he has already written down the name of the publisher and editor of this magazine just now, and is about to turn around Just use the absolute power of the first assistant officer in hell to let them taste the consequences of daring to gossip about themselves, especially daring to say that he is rejected by his wife.

Mu Ping, on the other hand, thought of the episodes in which Xiao Ping was given a serious stomach problem by the ghost lamp, and he spurted blood as soon as he saw him. After reading this magazine, he didn’t feel angry anymore, and even thought quite sympathetically, Xiao Ping dared to offend ghosts and gods in advance. My lord, it seems that his stomach problem is about to start soon.

Although cats are cute, gossip cats are not so cute, especially gossip cats who deliberately show cuteness and obtain gossip resources are even less worthy of sympathy... Okay!In fact, Mu Ping wanted to see if there is such a strange disease as vomiting blood when meeting in reality?

So the vicious guy didn't help Xiaopan get rid of the ghosts and gods' vengeance records, and after letting the magazine fall into the hands of Ghost Lantern, Mu Ping held his chin and rolled his eyes, thinking that Ghost Lantern took Xiaobai, the first son, and the second son to eat in a restaurant. Big drinking drama.

Suddenly he clapped his hands and said: "Hey! Why did I just notice that since we got married, it seems that except for the time when we went to the izakaya in the human world, we have never been to a restaurant in hell, and we have never gone on a date at a dinner party alone. !"

"Oh! In retrospect, it seems to be like this. Even if you go to an izakaya in the human world, you still take the children with you. It's not a date at all." It is now popular in the world to know everything about dating after free love.

Mu Ping also agreed with her statement, and immediately stretched out his hand to signal: "Then do you want to go on a date?"

"Okay! The time is set for this ten-day holiday, and the storefront... I'll go to the Yan Mo Hall and ask other jailers if there are any good reviews for the store!" I took pictures of myself and my wife on the Internet.

After all, there is no reason for a wife to go to gossip magazines with others, but she has no reason to go with herself, oh!It's best to just use them to go out on the cover when they go out on a date on vacation, let everyone in hell know that even though they are an old couple, they are still in love, and let some guys give up quickly.

And don't always guess that you will be bored by your wife. By the way, why do those guys always feel that they will be dumped by Mu Ping sooner or later?Not only did King Yan Mo often say that, even the other jailers were always muttering in private when he was dumped?The ghost lamp thought while talking.

It never occurred to me that this was the reason why he was always trembling S subconsciously, with a dark personality and a super dark personality, which made others wonder how long he could last with His Royal Highness Mu Ping's gentle personality against such a bad character. , everyone thinks that sooner or later Mu Ping will throw off the ghost lamp, a terrible ghost...

What they didn't know was that apart from being a little worried about being blackened by ghost lights and ghosts because of the inherent impression of anime during the newlyweds, Mu Ping never worried about it afterward. It's just a joke and fun between husband and wife.

Mu Pingke never thought that if he got rid of this, he would get up early every day to cook for her, and when he was not working overtime, he would pick her up when he got off work on time. He obviously didn't eat spicy food, but he would always make delicious spicy and spicy dishes to feed her. Very very nice husband.

So when I heard Ghost Lamp's suggestion, my eyes lit up and I said, "Hmm! Speaking of which, I don't know any good restaurants out there!"

After all, the meals made by Ghost Lamp can completely satisfy her taste buds, and even the drinks they concoct are very delicious, and some of them are sold by her in commercial buildings, and the sales are very prosperous, which makes her never go out to eat. consciousness.

If it wasn't for the ghost lamp working overtime that day and didn't come to pick her up, she just wanted to try the fun of walking home from work without branching, and she wouldn't have seen the red charcoal fire in the skewer shop with her own eyes, oily and fragrant I have a gluttonous problem while grilling meat...

Although after I bought it and ate it in my mouth, I felt that there was no delicious food made by the ghost lamp and the children...

The first son and the second son looked at the two talking as if they forgot their existence, immediately grabbed the sleeves of Guideng Yuzhi from left to right, and said while playing on the swing: "The first son also wants to go with Mr. Guideng Dating!"

"Master Ghost Lantern, Your Highness Mu Ping, take your second son with you!"

Facing the request from the two cuties, Mu Ping was so dazed by the cuteness. Just as he was about to say yes, he saw Ghost Lamp raised his hand in a rather animalistic way and pulled the two little guys off his sleeves, and then turned to the two little ones. Each of them snapped a finger on the cute forehead.

The amazing power flicked the two little guys from the door of the living room to a huge snapdragon plant in the yard outside the door, and then said with a nonchalant expression: "I told you this time, my wife and I went on a date together." , don't try to make trouble with me!"

As expected of monsters, even though they are petite, they didn't react when they were touched by the ghost lamp monster. Instead, the two little guys continued to lie on the several-meter-long goldfish while playing and said, "I guessed it!"

"It's disappointing that I can't make trouble!"

Seeing this scene, Mu Ping complained speechlessly: "So they want to follow, is it really to make trouble?"

"Zashiki-douji's characters are very naughty. Don't look at them with expressionless faces and seem to have no emotion, but they are actually very naughty." Ghost Lamp said with full experience.

Mu Ping thought of the anime where the first son and the second son went to King Yan Mo's room in the middle of the night to play with his quilt as a slide, and went in to scratch Xiaobai while he was sleeping until he woke up laughingly. Even the ghost lamp was woken up by them in the middle of the night Their actions, and their expressions at home these days, can't refute this evaluation at all!

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After that day passed, out of curiosity about how Ghost Lantern would deal with Xiaopan's gossip cat, Mu Ping started buying the Maodanshe gossip magazine, which he had never been interested in before, and even subscribed to many other media magazines, news, newspapers, etc. .

I want to see from above how the S-shaking guy in the ghost lamp got rid of Xiaopan after the original plot collapsed, so that he got hematemesis after meeting, okay!Mu Ping's heart has been a little broken by the ghost lamp, and he is happy to see the little animal vomiting blood when it is abused!

If the object is not the gossip cat, who will make Xiaopan this cat to seduce the image ambassador idol of the snapdragon to lure the ghost lamp in the future plot!Even if this didn't happen, there was no such intention in the anime, and Mu Ping's petty eyes would be happy to see the cat suffer a little more.

Sure enough, the hard work pays off, or the action of vengeance against ghosts and gods is too fast. The next day, Mu Ping was in Mao Tansha's magazine, and the mainstream news media in hell saw a headline that was more ruthless than shocking. Take a look at the cat who almost died in the dung truck]

Then Mu Ping saw under the title the story of Dajuan who was revised because of Su Nuo's rule of the world. This time Dajuan is no longer a prostitute, but she actually fell in love with a married man when she was in the human world. Divorce between men and women was not implemented at that time Law, is being improved into a monogamous system.

Because Su Nuo can absorb people's evil thoughts, he understands the nature of men very well. Therefore, when improving the marriage system, especially for officials, the requirements in this regard are stricter. If the man cheats, he will not only be exempted from his official position , will also be punished with severe punishments such as corporal punishment and exile.

The law on illegitimate children is also considered by some patriarchs to be quite ruthless. For example, in the Japanese law he revised, if illegitimate children were born before their parents were unmarried, they can have a lower share of inheritance than children in the formal family.

If there are illegitimate children after marriage, these illegitimate children will not have any inheritance rights of the married party, but if the unmarried party of the other party can provide evidence of the other party cheating as an unmarried person, they can be forcibly divided from the independent property under the married person's name Compensation will be paid out of the compensation amount, and the married party, regardless of gender, will also suffer two serious consequences of corporal punishment and criminal law.

It can be said that monogamy is strictly maintained with the harsh laws of ancient times. The law is more inclined to protect the main wife than modern times. After all, those laws now don’t care whether 21 is illegitimate or not. Such things as having an illegitimate child after marriage.

Giving illegitimate children the same inheritance rights as legitimate children is actually very unfair to the woman. After all, in society from ancient times to the present, there are very few illegitimate children caused by women's derailment, but those rich and powerful men, who don't How many illegitimate children!

Because of the laws at that time, the little official in the human world who cheated on the big judge and the big judge couldn't see their future, so they agreed to die in love, but they still had the same brain disease as in the original plot, so let's die in love!These two guys actually took Xiaopan together and jumped from the mountain into the farmland dung truck to commit suicide.

As a cat, Xiaopan was light in weight and had good elasticity and toughness. He didn't fall to his death on the spot, but he was also featured in the hot news in the human world at that time, and he was aroused in the society for a while. He was called the strange cat that survived the dung jumping car...

Its scandal was well concealed in the past, but who made it offend the vengeful Lord Dark Ghost!With the terrifying memory of Lord Dark Ghost, after a little recall of the content related to the name Xiaopan, and some investigation of some information, the scandal of it was cleared up.

And very "enthusiastically" provided it to Maotansha, other news media, etc... I don't know how he did it, but he even let these news media praise Xiaopan for his inspiration, and cultivated with the body of a strange cat with an extremely smelly smell Cheng Maoyou's deeds to praise it throughout the article...

Mu Ping, who was watching, couldn't help lying on the floor and rolling happily. Now she can imagine that guy Xiaopan's angry seven holes smoking, and his cat pupils standing up, ahaha...

The author has something to say: On the second day, Ghost Lantern looked at the cover with satisfaction: Now everyone knows that he and his wife are more affectionate, even if the old couple will still date intimately, they will not always secretly say that he will be dumped Come on!

However, when eating in the cafeteria at lunch time.

Jailor A: Have you read the gossip magazine of Maotansha today?

Jailor B: Looked at it, ah!After working for so many years, I finally got a photo of His Royal Highness Mu Ping.

Jailer C: Although it is just an image cut from a magazine, His Highness Mu Ping is as beautiful as the rumors say, and his eyes are gentler than anyone else's.

Jailer Ding: I feel like I will be fascinated by her if I look into the eyes of Master Mu Ping through the picture. It is estimated that after reading the magazine, more people will fall in love with His Highness Mu Ping.

Jailer A: It is estimated that the magazines of Mao Tansha will be sold like crazy this time.

Jailor B: When will that guy be thrown away?This way other people have a chance to be on top.

Jailer C: Even now that divorce is legal in the human world, why is that...

Dark Ghost Lamp: It seems that the recent work of the jailers is too easy!

Heartfelt voice: [tsk!Hurry up and recycle all the magazines and negatives of this issue of Maotansha! 】