The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 325 A Hot Morning

"Turn, turn, somersault..."

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Bye bye..." Just as the three dogs sang this sentence, the ghost lamp with messy sleeping hair sat up like a ghost, revealing a water-red bathrobe under the quilt, and at the same time pinched Xiaobai's dog's tail, scaring the three dogs. Only screamed on the spot.

Xiaobai shouted even more desperately: "I'm sorry! Don't kick me..."

"Under normal circumstances, I won't attack animals!" Ghost Lantern said as he let go of Xiaobai's dog's tail, looked at his wife who couldn't help laughing and was trembling all over, and stretched out his hand to grab a handful of hair speechlessly: "Since just now You guys were noisy at first! But I dreamed about Momotaro's story."

"Thank you for dreaming of us!" Liu Linan thanked him while complaining in his heart, which one does he usually refer to?Do animals suffer under special circumstances?

Ghost Lantern, who hadn't woken up much, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at the three trembling, with shadows on their faces, and yawned softly: "I can't sleep anymore, eh! If I fall asleep again, I might dream about it again." What a story about a one-inch mage."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo am i am" looking at the depressive demeanor of ghosts and gods getting up before they woke up, they apologized in unison.

Ghost Lantern's attitude towards small animals is simply better than that of his sons. Seeing this, he didn't attack them with ghosts or shaking S. Maybe it's the reason why their expressions are more reactive than being hit by ghosts shaking S?In short, Master Ghost, who was not awake, pretended not to notice that his wife was smiling with her back to him.

When he got up, he changed his pajamas, put on the official haori and asked, "So what do you want from me?"

"No big deal!"

"Since you are not on duty today."

"Can you give us some work advice?"

The three little animals asked the ghost lamp cautiously, and Xiaobai's dog ears drooped down. It can be seen that the low pressure state when the ghost of the ghost lamp got up just now frightened the three little guys.

Hearing their purpose, the ghost lamp who was combing his hair was speechless: "It's very uncomfortable to be woken up from the violent sleep after staying up all night by you, please forgive me!"

"Puff ha ha..." Hearing this, Mu Ping couldn't bear it any longer, burst out laughing on the bed, rolled over happily, and said while laughing: "Ghost Lantern, I've been married for so many years, I didn't expect the first The first time I heard you begging for mercy, it turned out to be with such a few cute little guys, ahaha... no, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"Is it so funny to let my husband wake up?" The ghost lamp who was shaving his beard reflected through the mirror, looked at his wife's happy face, and clearly said a black-bellied threat, but a smile flashed in his eyes.

Seeing that Mu Ping was woken up, the cute Xiao Bai immediately lay down beside the bed, wagging his tail and said, "His Highness Mu Ping is very sorry for waking you up!"

"I apologize to you too!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty Mu Ping!" Liu Linan and Kakisuke also followed Xiaobai to apologize to Mu Ping. After Momotaro died, they followed him to the kingdom of heaven. The same reputation, they have naturally heard of it.

And don't look at Xiaobai who is usually stupid and stupid, but he is very good at winking. After being recruited by the ghost lamp, this little guy has already observed through observation and observation that although King Yan Mo seems to have a high status, the highest rank is definitely Ogreto-sama who helped Momotaro regain his strength.

So at this moment, I smell the strong ghost lamp breath on Mu Ping. The ghost lamp has never shown the terrifying appearance to Mu Ping. High conclusion, so it is quite polite to Mu Ping.

Probably it is the first one in hell who doesn't respect Mu Pingtian's royal tree because of her achievements such as improving the environment of hell, but because she thinks her class is above the ghost lamp, so she respects her existence!

Seeing Xiaobai's ears drooping obediently, the tail behind him swaying into hot wheels, the little animal's eyes are so pure and cute, Mu Ping couldn't help but stop laughing, sat up and hugged the chubby Xiaobai in his arms In the bed, he kneaded it and said: "It's all right, I'm not angry about getting up, and I'm not afraid of noise."

Wow!His Highness Mu Ping is so gentle and smells so good, ah!Kneading is also very comfortable, more comfortable than Momotaro's kneading, as expected of Mrs. Ghost Lantern's wife... Xiao Bai was pinched by Mu Ping several times and collapsed into a dog blanket, lying in her arms and acting like a baby.

"Tsk! Mu Ping, it's an animal jailer who works in a place he doesn't like. He is responsible for gnawing on the dead every day. Hold it and be careful not to rub the flesh and blood of the dead on you." Ghost Lantern looked at his wife holding him in the mirror. Looking at the appearance of a snow-white fat dog, he immediately said with a poisonous tongue.

What he said made Mu Ping's hands that were kneading by Xiaobai stiff, and felt that the hairs all over his body were about to stand on end, and he wanted to get up quickly and wash his clothes and quilts.

The stupid and imbecile Xiaobai didn't notice Mu Ping's stiffness, but after hearing what Ghost Lantern said, he immediately retorted: "Wo is very careful when he goes to work every day, and he never gets dirty on his body, and besides, after the Lun family gets off work, they will always be in the house." I came back after taking a bath in the animal hot spring pool, and my body is clean!"

"Yeah! I feel very clean, no smell at all, Xiaobai is really a good boy who loves cleanliness." Hearing Xiaobai's rebuttal, Mu Ping thought that in the animation, it was Xiaobai who was curious about Hell Hot Spring. It appeared that it, Liu Linan and Houzi soaked in the hot springs of Hell every day, and the concern about the flesh and blood of the dead disappeared immediately.

"Tsk!" Ghost Lamp smacked his tongue when he saw this, put down the razor, and rubbed his chin to test the feel.

Seeing this, Xiaobai's dog eyes flashed with curiosity: "Master Ghost Lantern, do you also need to shave your beard?"

"I don't have much beard, but I also need to pay attention to grooming." Especially when you have a wife who doesn't like to let you kiss because of beard stubble, you will naturally pay more attention to this kind of thing, Ghost Lantern thought in his heart The wife didn't like being stuck by the beard, so she picked up the toothbrush and prepared to brush her teeth!

Xiaobai, a bastard, didn't know that Ghost Lamp's attitude towards it today was surprisingly good. Usually, the children in the family would not dare to ask him this question. As a result, the little guy's curiosity was particularly strong, and he went on to ask: "Huh? ! Isn’t the razor you use specially designed for barbershops? It’s no problem for a layman to use it!”

"Why don't you shave it for me too, like a poodle." Seeing this, Ghost Lantern simply put down the toothbrush, picked up the razor, and showed a dark expression to Xiao Bai.

Xiaobai was so frightened that he immediately buried his head in Mu Ping's arms and yelled: "No, the Lun family must never become a bald dog."

"Ahaha... Don't be afraid, Xiaobai, the ghost lamp is just joking with you! It won't really be shaved!" Mu Ping saw that the plot had already been collapsed by her hilarious laughter, but it turned back to Xiaobai who was almost shaved. In one scene, he immediately laughed again, almost wanting to roll on the bed with the lovely Xiaobai in his arms.

However, after seeing that Xiaobai dared to bury the dog's head in his wife's arms, the ghost lamp immediately entered the dark ghost mode, and his expression was very scary in the eyes of the three animals: "If you dare to lie in my wife's arms again, I will now Immediately turn you into a poodle, send you to the hell TV station, let all the dogs in hell and heaven know you, how about it?"

"No, Wowo absolutely don't..." After hearing this, Xiaobai's fur all over his body exploded, and he jumped out of Mu Ping's arms like a poodle, with his ears hanging down, and tremblingly looking at the ghost lamp with his tail between his legs , obviously really frightened by this terrible threat.

But Ghost Lantern loves animals deeply, so how can he really clean up cute little animals like other people, and the threat is just a threat, so seeing that Xiaobai is not lying in Mu Ping's arms, he asks : "By the way, how do you know about my room?"

"It was King Yan Mo who told the nests! We were allowed to come in." Seeing the ghost lamp became more and more cheerful, Xiao Bai also replied cheerfully, quite forgetfully, it seemed that he completely forgot about being threatened by ghosts and gods just now.

oh!It should be that King Yan Mo gave them the authority to open the door, so that they could enter through the enchantment cast by the ghost lamp on the room. After all, the ghost lamp is not good at magic, and the enchantment cast on the room is an official. Boundary technique, this one has a higher authority than the ghost lamp and can freely enter and exit...

But if you dare to do this, it seems that King Yan Mo's life is going to be difficult today... Mu Ping thought that after hearing this answer in the comics, the ghost lamp didn't look good. He threw a ball in his face, dented Yan Mo's nose, and let Xiaobai pick up the ball unconsciously, making him want to laugh even more.

Seeing Mu Ping always smiling on the bed, laughing until his shoulders shake from time to time, Gui Deng remembered that his wife had told him that Momotaro, his three little animals, and Bai Ze were all important supporting roles in his plot. I am interested in listening to my own plot, and feel that knowing the future is meaningless.

So I didn't ask my wife to tell the specific plot, so like when I met Momotaro to provoke me a few days ago, I beat him to the point of repentance, sent him to that scumbag Bai Ze, and recruited a few little guys to enter the execution ground of dislike Going to work is an act from the heart.

Now it seems that they are all in the plot that my wife knows, and since the content is based on myself as the prototype, the development of the plot will probably be similar to the actions he would make...

Realizing this, Gui Deng didn't think about it, and said directly to Mu Ping, who seemed to be in a good mood today: "It seems that you like a few of them and three of them."

"Who doesn't like cute little animals!" Mu Ping didn't mean to deny this in the slightest. Inside the coldness of the ghost lamp, although the unconscious shaking of the ghost lamp and the cheerful behavior of ghosts and animals are cheerful, the three little animals are really cute. It's very cute!Plus the cute Zashiki Doji troublemaker.

It's a source of joy for her. Now that Shiro and Momotaro are here, wouldn't Zashiki Warji be too far away?Thinking of this, Mu Ping immediately asked tentatively, "Ghost Lantern, have you visited some abandoned old house in the human world recently?"

The author has something to say: Mu Ping: Ghost Lantern, occasionally take a vacation alone, how about visiting the abandoned house in the human world? [Hurry up and bring back my lovely first and second sons!She has prepared a lot of lovely women's clothing for her daughter! 】

Ghost lamp belly black face: You are not in the period of the seven-year itch of human beings, looking at me is annoying, you want to send me to the human world, and live a celibate life in hell for tens of thousands of years?

Mu Ping: Hey!how come? [If she wasn't worried that she would go with the plot, she would definitely go with her, okay?By the way, the soul portraits left by the first son and the second son for the ghost lamp they met for the first time are really interesting, and she also wants to take pictures together! 】

The ghost lamp raised his wife's chin and stared at her: Who are you thinking about now?Could it be thinking of men other than me?Actually intending to cheat, do I make you dissatisfied?

Mu Ping immediately slapped the gag: Shut up, whoever desires... so what's the dissatisfaction!It's too full, okay?Don't I just want you to bring the girls back quickly?

Ghost Lantern: Daughters?I haven't heard of it?

Mu Ping: But in the plot, you took them back to hell!

Ghost Lantern: Then did I adopt them both as daughters?

Mu Ping: Uh...no, but you named them!

Ghost Lantern: Just taking a name and not adopting it is not considered a daughter.

Mu Ping: You still love them very much. You often take them around to play and tell them storybooks like a father.

Ghost Lantern: They are the ones pestering me to play with them! [definite tone]

Mu Ping: It seems...

Ghost Lantern: So you won't have a daughter to raise in the future, now let's count your dissatisfaction with desire...