novelraw Chapter 137 Chili and Mustard
Chapter 137 Chili and Mustard
"Don't be in a daze, it's true that Wu Ni-san can cook! Even if he makes sushi, the taste is only a little worse than that of Odu-san." live.
Nakahara Nakaya, who was very generous to his brother, immediately picked up his chopsticks, picked up a piece of sushi they liked for each of Ghost Lantern and Mu Ping, and then picked one for himself while talking, supporting Wujo Satoru's conclusion that Wujo's craftsmanship is very good.
Seeing this, Su Nuo also reached out and picked one into the plate in front of him. After taking a bite, he immediately narrowed his scarlet eyes: "It's delicious, it tastes really good, just a bit worse than mine."
"Su Nuo Nisang has praised it, so I'll try it too." Goudan picked one up and put it in his mouth, then squinted his eyes in enjoyment: "It's delicious!"
Seeing this, E Luo Wang and Ba Wei also picked up their chopsticks and reached for the sushi on the plate, and Mu Ping and Ling Wang also started to move.
Only Ghost Lantern picked up the sushi that Nakahara also put on his plate, looked carefully at it, and then looked at Gojo Satoru: "What bad idea are you planning? I feel a deliberate malice in you."
"Hey! What did Odu-san say? It's just a few sushi." Gojo Satoru looked puzzled, I don't understand what you are talking about, and his bright eyes looked particularly innocent.
However, as soon as he showed this expression, not only Lingwang, Zhongyuan Chuya and their brothers put down their chopsticks, but even Mu Ping silently put the sushi he took a bite back on the plate, just because he was the most troublesome If the guy puts on an innocent face, then he is definitely doing something deliberately, this is the experience of the Ghost Mu family.
Ghost Lantern is particularly sensitive to emotions such as malice, deliberate humiliation, and teasing. He is also a guy with a full level of pseudo-mind reading. Seeing this, he looked at the sushi plate without thinking, and used chopsticks to chop the sushi he usually likes. The taste is poked open.
One, two, three... There is no problem with several in succession. Just as Mu Ping wanted to smooth things over and said that maybe they misunderstood Wujo Wu, the moment he poked down another chopstick, Wujo Wu suddenly disappeared from the hall, and at the same time A particularly strong and choking spicy taste mixed with mustard and chili spreads in the hall...
Seeing the stuffing inside that sushi, Ghost Lantern's face darkened suddenly, and Mu Ping and the others couldn't help but feel speechless for Gojo Satoru's prank this time. Who in the family doesn't know that Ghost Lantern can't eat spicy food, good guy, he actually took chili mustard Mix it up, wrap it in oily soybean skin and hide it in the center of the sushi.
What a genius idea, is to use this kind of prank to treat the dark and ghostly ghost, does he want to die?This time, I will definitely be taught a lesson by the ghost lamp!Mu Ping carefully looked at Gui Deng's expression, waiting for his reaction so that he could find a chance to intercede with Wu.
In the end, I saw this dark ghost open a small black cavity casually, and then flew into the black cavity as soon as the figure turned around, and I didn't know where to teleport. Seeing this, Mu Ping couldn't help but said: "Why did Wu play tricks on you?" Why is Dusang so persistent?"
"Because I haven't been able to play tricks all the time, I think I will succeed next time!" Ling Wang picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat the sushi.
Zhongyuan Zhongye was a little worried: "Won't Odusang teach Wu Nisang too much?"
"Whether you can teach him a lesson or not." Bawei sighed casually.
As a result, Mu Ping, Ling Wang, and Zhong Yuan Zhongye all looked at him, and Mu Ping asked curiously: "Wu is so powerful, can he escape from you all?"
"He's not so powerful that he can escape, but...uh!" Only then did he remember Bawei, who he couldn't tell Mu Ping about last time in the Shouyi incident, so he had to change his words vaguely: "Because Wu Nisang is very smart, every time he Before making a prank, they will find a way to find a way to make Odusan happy, so that Odusan will let him go under his method."
"Hey! As expected of Wujo, he can make you all sang mercifully. I wonder what method he has prepared this time?" Mu Ping said while thinking about the possible methods Wujo Wu might use.
As soon as he teleported to the entrance of Taoyuan Township, he was chased by the ghost lamp. Seeing that the mace was in the hands of the dark ghost and was about to hit him, Wujo Wu immediately made a gesture of surrender and said, "Odusang! I surrender! You Let me go this time! If you don't let me go, you will regret it!"
"Are you threatening me?" Last time it was a trick to please, but this time it was a threat. This brat is getting more and more courageous, and the ghost lamp is looking at Gojo Satoru with dark eyes.
"Well! It's indeed a threat, and it's a threat you care more about." Wutiao Wu's face did not change, and he continued to say with a playful smile: "I met a lot of female fairies in Zhongzhou this time. I heard that my Kasang liked my daughter. , one of them gave me a pot of water said to come from a river called Zimu River.
As long as you drink it, both men and women will be pregnant, and then give birth to a daughter. Ogasang loves children so much, because there are boys in the family, and he loves his only granddaughter Natsume very much. If she gives birth to a daughter herself, it will definitely be very, very , I love you very much! "
After hearing Wujo Wu's words, Gui Deng said in a gentle tone: "... Wujo! You really owe a lesson."
"Odusang, I haven't managed to tease you once in such a big age, I feel very depressed! Let me go this time!" Oops, it seems that the mother-child river has added fuel to the fire, making Odusang really angry I thought he would be a little angry, but in order to make Ogasang happy, he will directly detain the mother-child river water!
It seems that I have mistaken his mental state!But ordinary people, even if they have no biological children for a long time after the marriage of the gods, they should be anxious after thousands of years. Why is Odusang not at all moved by the river of mother and child?
Doesn't he want a child with Ogasang's blood?Even if you are jealous, you will usually have an illusion of a child with your beloved, right?Thinking of Wujo Satoru, he risked being beaten violently.
There was no change on the opposite side, and the ghost lamp whose breath was getting more and more dangerous asked: "Odusan, with your ability, you should have been able to get the mother-child river water, or other treasures of medicines that promote fertility, why are you... don't you Don’t you want a child of Ogasan’s blood?”
"My wife will live and die with me. There will be no time around her without me, and there will be no existence more important than me." The expression answered Gojo Satoru's confusion.
After Gojo Satoru heard this, he immediately realized the idea of the ghost lamp with his mind. Now and even in the future, although a small part of human beings have children because of their natural love for children, most of them are for their children to provide for themselves. At the end of the day, there is an old man to rely on.
And this King of Vinegar doesn’t have this trouble. He is the ghost in charge of death, and he has a contract with Ogasang. It is inevitable to live and die together. A wife's affection for a child.
He also only allows his wife to take care of the adopted child with less affection than he likes him, because he knows that if there is a biological child, with his wife's character, he will definitely give that child the same love as him, or even surpass his love, and with his Personality, I can't accept this kind of thing happening...
After understanding the idea of the ghost lamp, Gojo Gogo smiled helplessly and said: "I thought Odusang's character would only get a little angry when he knew about the Zimu River, and he would accept it and give her to Ogasang! It seems that I picked the wrong gift this time!"
Ougasang might like it, but Odusang definitely doesn't!Sure enough, love is the most distorted curse. He likes to be single, and he will never be bound by this curse. Gojo Satoru silently made up his mind in his heart.
"It's a wrong choice." Mu Ping and he are both healthy monsters and ghosts. Even if the powerful monsters and ghosts take longer to conceive offspring, it won't take thousands of years in the human world or countless years in hell.
It was he who decided not to allow Mu Ping to have someone equal to him, or even more important than him, before he got married, so he sealed his fertility. This may be unfair to her who likes children.
However, he is a cursed god who only resents and obsesses for himself. It is better to leave it to the compassionate monks and human beings to think about others. Of course, this must not be revealed until death, otherwise Mu Ping will definitely be angry...
While thinking about it, Gui Deng showed a rare dark and evil expression, and enlightened Wutiao: "It's good to understand, then you don't complain about the next lesson, right?"
"Hey! For the sake of Odusan, who I have called you for so many years, please be merciful!" Seeing this, Wujo Wu felt that something was wrong, and immediately teleported away again, but the flying mace could even follow him. Teleportation, this is too unreasonable...
Everyone thought Wujo Wu would be able to get through this time as safely as before, but they didn't expect that he came back this time with a bruised nose and a swollen face, his handsome face was broken, and he followed the refreshed Ghost Lantern back with a depressed look on his face.
Needless to say after seeing this scene, everyone knew that Gojo Satoru had missed this time. They didn't expect that Gojo Satoru, who always prepared before itching, would fail.
Mu Ping looked at Wujo Wu, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, and hurriedly stood up: "Ghost lamp, even if Wujo is too naughty this time, you can just teach him a few gentle lessons, don't hit him so hard! Wu, be patient, I'll go Get your medicine at the pharmacy."
"It looks like it's all skin trauma, and I can heal it immediately with Hui Dao." King Ling also stood up and wanted to heal Wutiao Wu's wound.
The ghost lamp’s reaction to this was: “Don’t bother, he’s leaving soon, and it’s good to bring some souvenirs before he leaves, so that he won’t forget who he is! And his face was given to me after more than 1000 years. I feel refreshed just looking at his face, what a great souvenir to get rid of thousands of years of trouble!"
"Hey! Let's go?" Everyone ignored the ghost behind the ghost lamp and was shocked by the previous words.
Mu Ping thought that Gojo Satoru was originally a person from the future, and that the izakaya should be God Inari's connection to take him back to connect the two sides, so he immediately understood: "Is Satoru going back to the future?"
The author has something to say: Gojo Satoru in the future is being interviewed by the media live, and briefly answered the plans and tasks of the Curse Guild for next year. Suddenly, in front of the camera, he instantly changed into a three-faced pig with a blue nose and a swollen face.
Media audience:? ? ?
All the headlines in Japan the next day: [The reincarnation of His Highness Prince Wu, the eldest son of Ghost Mu, was suspected to have suffered an unknown curse, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen on the spot, as if he had been beaten violently by someone]
[Gojo Satoru, the president of the Curse Guild, was beaten and cursed, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he almost had a nosebleed]
[His Royal Highness Wu's prosperity and beauty are ruined, who is the culprit? 】
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Watching the ghost lamp in the news report on the computer: haha... That kid has caused me trouble for more than 3000 years, and I finally settled the account with him.
Mu Ping: It turns out that even if you let go of enlightenment at the time, you still remember the score later!How narrow-minded!