The Whole Tribe Wants To Have Baby With Me

Chapter 13

On the way back from Liang Yue's original road, Ah Xiong followed, but he was ten meters away, and covered his nose and muttered: "What does your body smell like in the peach blossom forest? It's so disgusting, it smells so bad. "

After hearing this, Liang Yue didn't want the smell to linger on his body, so he immediately showered himself, rinsed it, evaporated it, and asked, "Is there any more?"

Ah Xiong didn't answer, he stared straight at him, and followed with a silly smile on his face.

Liang Yue asked, "You didn't make trouble just now."

Ah Xiong smiled and said, "I'm very obedient, right! However, you can go on a blind date with anything dirty and smelly, if that doesn't work, I'll follow along."

It turned out that the momentary obedience was just for further follow-up.

"What are you doing next? Making trouble?" Liang Yue asked back.

Axiong replied: "No, you are just an adult, you have too little experience, and your vision is also shallow. I need to take a look and check it out for you."

"How old are you?" Liang Yue asked.

"130, 30 years older than you." A Xiong replied proudly.

Liang Yue shook his head and said, "I can't tell."

Although Axiong's entire face is covered by beard, like a slovenly uncle, his behavior can't tell that he is 130 years old, and he is about 13 years old.

"How? Let me check it out for you? Otherwise, there are more than 200 orcs, how do you know which one you will not regret?" Axiong begged with a face, "Don't worry, I'm very measured. Look at the bullies I've done to you. My kitten didn't even move its chest hair! I just smelled the smell of you marrying a fox, didn't I not make trouble?"

Liang Yue shook his head and said, "No."

Ah Xiong didn't keep up, stood on the spot, and said shamelessly: "I suddenly felt that the peach blossom forest just now smelled so bad, ah, look, my chest hair has turned red."

Liang Yue: "..."

Axiong continued to play tricks: "You want to tie me up, don't touch me, don't let me see you, I'm boring. Take me on a blind date, I will be like this pillar, and I will definitely not make trouble!"

Liang Yue pondered for a while, and finally said: "You can follow along during the blind date, but you can no longer say such bad things in person like you did to Ah Jian; at other times, you can go back to the pavilion. If you make trouble -"

"No! Follow orders!" Ah Xiong promised vowedly.

Liang Yue asked again: "Did you peek just now?"

"No," Axiong explained, "I have good hearing and can hear, and we also have Firefox family in the western tribe, and their smell is like this, so I know it's a fox."

……

In the afternoon, in the grass beside the swamp and shallows, under a lush peach tree, Liang Yue went on a blind date with the fifth orc who came for a blind date.

And Ah Xiong jumped onto the peach blossom tree, picked a strong branch and sat there, silently watching.

The fifth orc on a blind date witnessed the scene of Ah Xiong going up the tree, but he didn't care. He just introduced himself to Liang Yue: "Hello, Your Highness, my name is Bang Bang."

Liang Yue couldn't get used to No. [-]'s appearance for a while, as if he was looking at an alien.

No. [-] Bangbang has neither hair nor eyebrows. His skin color is dark green darker than the grass, and there are small black spots growing on his skin; No. [-] Bangbang's inverted triangular eyes cannot be opened , Even the eyeballs are dark green, the nose is sunken, the bridge of the nose is not obvious, and the corners of the mouth are wide.

Despite this, No. [-] Bangbang is obviously very confident, with his back straight, the corners of his mouth raised all the time, and his eyes are full of confidence.

Liang Yue was about to say hello, but he heard Axiong on the tree chuckle and said, "Hey, why is this green moldy?"

After hearing this, Bangbang raised his head to look at the uninvited guest, Xiong, and said with a smile, "His Royal Highness's beast form is also turquoise, and our beast form is also somewhat similar in size. Your Highness should feel familiar with me."

Ah Xiong: "..."

Liang Yue raised his head and cast a glance at A Xiong, who immediately fell silent.Liang Yue looked at Bangbang No. [-], pursed his lips and smiled, and asked, "Sorry for disturbing him, what race are you from, and you resemble my beast?"

Bang Bang ignored A Xiong, and only answered Liang Yue, "I am the King Snake of the Green Snake Clan. Does Your Highness think my name is a bit strange? Orc names usually have only two characters, starting with 'A'. Add another word after it."

Liang Yue nodded and asked, "Is it like Taichen's 'Tai' character, Bang Bang is a title of honor?"

"Sure enough, it's Your Highness! Middle!" Bang Bang grinned heartily, and his mouth seemed bigger under the slit-like inverted triangle: "The king snake is the strongest snake in the green snake family. Its ability is also very strong! Unlike ordinary orcs, the king snake of the green snake family will have two at the bottom, one more than ordinary orcs, and it feels very good, both male and female, suitable for spouses Play with both hands."

Liang Yue: "..."

Although Bangbang could see that Liang Yue's expression was wrong, he continued to introduce proudly: "Among them, only the strongest king snake can be called Bangbang, and the one that is second only to the king snake is called the second stick. The third one is called the stick."

Looking at Bangbang's proud look, Liang Yue couldn't call him by his name at all, and was speechless for a moment.

A Xiong asked curiously on the tree: "You actually have two sticks, so amazing! I want to ask, do you have one on the left and one on the right, or the one on the top and the one on the bottom?"

Bangbang said proudly: "I have one on the left and one on the right, which is suitable for males to play with both hands."

As soon as Bangbang proudly introduced, he stood up, faced Liang Yue head-on, and said, "It's amazing, isn't it? If His Highness wants to watch it, no, even if His Highness wants to play, I can play it for His Highness right now. You can play for as long as you want. Although I haven't played it much, the elders in the clan say that two sticks are very fun."

"No, thank you." Liang Yuemu replied with a straight face.

Liang Yue has no interest in looking there, even if there are two of them.

Bangbang will not be disappointed even if he is rejected, he looks very confident in himself, and continued to introduce: "And, Bangbang is also delicious! I tried it, the one on the left will flow out sugar juice, commonly known as lollipop, very sweet Yes, it is usually only enjoyed by the closest lovers, and it is also the highest standard of hospitality for the most distinguished guests in the clan! And the stick on the right will flow out salty juice, His Highness will like it once you taste it!"

Liang Yue: "..."

Of course Liang Yue refused, and began to sympathize with the most distinguished guests who had been treated with the highest standards.

When Bangbang heard Liang Yue's refusal, he let out a long "Oh—" and his tone was full of disappointment.

Ah Xiong asked curiously: "Bang Bang, is your Bang Bang also green?"

Liang Yue was also a little curious about this, but this time Bang Bang completely ignored A Xiong, his face was full of despair, and he didn't answer his question, Liang Yue was also embarrassed to look at the female.

However, it didn't take long before the confident and cheerful expression on Bangbang's face quickly recovered. He took out an iron bucket of hot soup from under the table and put it on the table, lifted the iron cover, and the sweet and greasy aroma immediately Spread around.

Bangbang took a deep breath, and introduced enthusiastically: "Then, would you like to try the mouse soup I made? Not only did I add rich frogs, loach, etc. as ingredients, they were all freshly caught, but also added I have a lot of lollipops, which are fresh and delicious, and it is best to drink them before dinner to warm your stomach!"

Liang Yue secretly displayed a scene of invisible water vapor in front of his nose, and said expressionlessly: "No, thank you."

Bangbang was extremely depressed in an instant.

At this time, the petals of the peach blossom tree were falling crazily, the branches were shaking, and Ah Xiong on the tree was laughing like crazy.