The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 98 : It Turns Out I'm the Luckiest Person in the World

Fortunately, Xue Jian couldn't read minds. If he knew what Lin Li was thinking, he would definitely sit next to Lin Li the whole time, smiling and staring at him, for no other reason than to torture Lin Li and make him uncomfortable.

He just felt that there was nothing wrong with boys and girls sitting together. Overemphasizing the difference between men and women was the wrong behavior. Besides, although Lin Li was unreliable, he did believe in Chen Yuying.

The space in the luxury bus was naturally spacious. Although the three of them were sitting together, it wasn't so crowded as to create a charming scene. The three of them were still quite comfortable.

Lin Li observed the system. After Chen Yuying sat down, the system's progress bar began to change.

It was probably because Lin Li was 'imitating' Chen Yuying and also sitting down at this moment.

However, the speed of change was better than nothing. At this rate of growth, it would take three days and two nights on this bus to complete.

So he definitely had to imitate Chen Yuying in more behavioral patterns.

Thinking this through, Lin Li leaned back slightly and looked at Chen Yuying out of the corner of his eye. She had just sat down and was now rummaging through her small bag.

Lin Li's backpack was with Zhang Haoyang. It wasn't very realistic for him to get it now. After all, Chen Yuying couldn't be organizing her backpack all the time. Therefore, Lin Li thought for a moment and began to search his own pockets, rubbing his wired earphones.

The speed of the progress bar increased a little. This time, it should be possible to complete it after sitting on the bus for three days and two nights.

But the idea of completing the mission was confirmed again. The more he imitated, the faster it would be completed.

Everyone had arrived. After the driver and Xue Jian confirmed, the bus started.

"Yuying, do you want some?" Ding Sihan had already torn open a bag of onion rings and placed it in front of Chen Yuying.

"Mm, thank you," Chen Yuying reached out politely and elegantly and took one.

"Mm, I'll have some too, thank you," a large hand also reached over and grabbed a handful, but in the end, only took one out.

Reaching out was imitation, grabbing a handful was instinct, and only taking one was imitation triumphing over instinct.

The progress bar jumped a small section.

Ding Sihan: "?"

Did I ask you? You just took it! Not welcome, minus points!

Fortunately, Lin Li immediately turned his head, reached out and snatched a gummy stick from Bai Bufan's hand, and handed it to Ding Sihan, "Do you guys want to eat this?"

Ding Sihan nodded and took one. That was more like it. A return of courtesy, plus points!

Seeing that Chen Yuying also took one and ate it, Lin Li followed suit.

However, the expected jump in progress did not appear this time.

Lin Li thought for a moment. It seemed that interfering with Chen Yuying's actions and then imitating them could not speed up the completion of the mission.

Some of his original plans were instantly dashed.

"Being generous at the expense of others, can you return the leftovers to others after being generous, so that others can also eat?" a resentful voice came from behind.

Didn't I say that Nansang Sect was a place where ghost cultivators were born in large numbers? It was haunted again.

"Sorry, I subconsciously put it in my pocket. I thought no one would pick it up!" Lin Li returned the remaining candy he had instinctively put in his pocket to Bai Bufan, and at the same time expressed his thanks, "I'll treat you all to breakfast next week."

Then he continued to observe Chen Yuying and saw that she had already taken out her phone.

Lin Li also immediately took out his phone.

Chen Yuying opened Tencent Video.

Lin Li also opened Tencent Video.

The bus hit a speed bump at this time and shook.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying's phone interfaces immediately turned into the Pinduoduo Double Eleven event venue, and both of them became the luckiest people in the world, receiving heavenly luck, blessings, and congratulations again... In short, they only needed to invite one more friend to help, and they could get a 500 yuan no-threshold withdrawal amount.

Damn you.

"Class president, do you know how to predict earthquakes in modern times?" Lin Li sighed and asked.

"How do you predict them?" Chen Yuying turned her head and asked upon hearing this.

"Put a phone in each of the eight directions. Whichever one jumps to Pinduoduo, that's where the earthquake is," Lin Li said with certainty.

Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment and then laughed.

"Modern Zhang Heng, I approve," Ding Sihan gave a thumbs-up upon hearing this.

"The person who invented the shake-to-jump ad should really be shot, and repeatedly," Lin Li sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"I agree. And that 'Quick App' thing, the person who invented it should really be shot with a machine gun," Ding Sihan obviously felt the same way.

Chen Yuying did not participate in their sentencing discussion.

After a few simple words, she opened a variety show, took out her earphones, and gave one to Ding Sihan. The two of them began to watch the show to pass the time.

Lin Li remembered the name of the variety show and searched for it on his phone.

Damn it, it requires a membership.

But for the sake of the mission, for a deeper imitation, this little bit of money was not important.

New users' first month of continuous monthly membership is only 12 yuan!

Payment, back to WeChat, cancel the continuous monthly service. Lin Li's actions were as smooth as flowing water.

So Lin Li began to watch this show.

A few minutes later, Lin Li found that something was wrong.

The speed of the progress bar not only didn't increase, but it was even slowing down. It was even slower than when he was just sitting at the beginning, almost at a standstill.

But Lin Li glanced at Chen Yuying. She was still watching this variety show with Ding Sihan. He had even imitated her posture of watching the variety show, supporting his cheek with one hand. It made no sense for the growth to stop.

Wait.

Lin Li looked at the system again and found that when he looked at Chen Yuying's screen, the speed returned to normal.

"..."

Damn system.

To imitate Chen Yuying watching a variety show, did he have to watch the variety show on her phone? You really deserve to die.

But since the system, which had the sole right of interpretation, said so, Lin Li could only obey.

But before obeying, Lin Li had one more thing to do:

[Tencent User 9000821: Hello customer service, my child was playing with my phone just now and accidentally bought a membership. Can I get a refund?]

Twelve yuan, at least it was a fragment of a Spring Breeze Elf (Komodo dragon replica). Save what should be saved, spend what should be spent.

...

"Are you watching too, Lin Li?"

When a segment of the variety show ended, Chen Yuying moved her body and only then noticed that Lin Li had been watching her phone all along, so she asked curiously.

"Yeah, I just took a look. It seems quite interesting," there was nothing to hide. Hiding it would only make it seem stranger, so Lin Li admitted and nodded very naturally.

In the past ten minutes or so, the speed of the progress bar's growth was quite satisfactory.

"Right! It's super interesting! This variety show is really good. It..."

Hearing this, Chen Yuying immediately began to describe the information about this variety show to Lin Li, and Lin Li also nodded in response.

"It's uncomfortable for you to watch without sound, right? How about I give you this earphone," after finishing the introduction, Chen Yuying took off her earphone and handed it to Lin Li.

"Then what about you?"

"I was the one who recommended this variety show to Sihan. I've actually already watched it once. You two can watch it. I also brought my tablet," Chen Yuying waved her hand and said.

For girls, successfully recommending something they liked was quite a sense of accomplishment.

"How can that be," Lin Li undoubtedly had to refuse.

The only reason he was watching this variety show was because Chen Yuying was also watching this variety show.

If she didn't watch and he watched, wouldn't that be turning the world upside down?

But of course, he couldn't say it like that:

"How can you have your own phone but not be able to watch it yourself? It's okay, I'll just watch like this. Don't persuade me, class president. If you don't watch, then I won't watch either."

Ding Sihan at the side smiled upon hearing this.

It was known that there were three people now.

If the class president didn't watch, Lin Li wouldn't watch. If the class president watched, Lin Li would watch. The earphones also only supported two people watching at the same time. So, who was the extra person who should leave?

She shouldn't be in the car, she should be under the car.

Ding Sihan took off her earphone and handed it to Lin Li, "Then how about I give you my earphone?"

"Thank you, Ding Sihan. You are the most beautiful Nansang girl I have ever seen. There are stars in your eyes," Lin Li immediately took it and thanked her sincerely.

As expected, after putting on the earphones and being able to hear the sound, because the imitation was more complete, the progress increased a little faster.

Ding Sihan looked at her empty palm, a smile on her face.

Not even a second of hesitation?

Alright, alright, Lin Li.

"How about I play it out loud?" Chen Yuying asked upon seeing this.

"No need. It's not good to play it out loud. You two watch. Yuying, my hands are much clumsier than yours. I have to watch some makeup tutorials now. We're about to get on the highway."

Ding Sihan took the initiative to refuse, and even specially pushed Chen Yuying's phone on the small table a little towards Lin Li. She then took out her own earphones and phone.

"Okay then," Chen Yuying thought for a moment and nodded.

When there were fewer people, Lin Li would definitely have to kowtow to Ding Sihan twice.

Giving Ding Sihan a grateful look, although she probably didn't notice, Lin Li continued to immerse himself in the plot of the variety show, occasionally chatting with Chen Yuying.

After the two of them got closer, the originally faint smell of shampoo immediately became stronger, lingering at the tip of his nose, very pleasant.

(End of Chapter)