novelraw Chapter 145 : I Don't Play with People Who Aren't Decent, You're a 2B
Chapter 145 : I Don't Play with People Who Aren't Decent, You're a 2B
This wasn't a food delivery scooter heading to a restaurant, but a hearse heading to a crematorium.
Shen Kai immediately jumped off the scooter and looked at Lin Li with a palpitating heart, "Lin Li, do you know how to ride an electric scooter!!"
If he got into a car accident for a hundred and fifty yuan, it would be so not worth it. After all, a hundred and fifty yuan couldn't even buy a good urn.
"Brother Shen, I know how to ride. It's just that the last time I rode was a few years ago, so I've forgotten a bit," Lin Li said quickly.
To be precise, as long as someone knows how to ride a bicycle, it's impossible for them not to know how to ride an electric scooter.
Lin Li basically learned how to ride an electric scooter in one second, but because the school didn't allow students to ride electric scooters to and from school, his family didn't have one at all. It had indeed been too long since he had ridden one.
For a moment, he really had no impression and was a little rusty.
Lin Li twisted the handlebars backward and rode around Shen Kai a few times. Seeing that Lin Li's expression gradually became calm and that he really knew how to ride, Shen Kai relaxed a little.
"You ride slower, no rush. Safety first, food delivery second," Shen Kai got back on the back seat of Lin Li's scooter, took off the helmet he had given to Lin Li, and put it back on his own head, "Let me know if you see a traffic cop, and then you can get off and walk for a bit."
Lin Li: "..."
Damn.
Taking the helmet back and putting it on his own head is so real, bro.
But Lin Li had really gotten the hang of it. Even though he hadn't ridden an electric scooter for several years, he had only been riding for less than a minute just now, and for some reason, he felt very skilled.
Looking at the mecha synchronization index of 40 on the [Panel], Lin Li was a little suspicious. If a bus could be considered a mecha, could an electric scooter also be considered a mecha? And could his sense of proficiency come from this buff?
But if it could be considered one, wouldn't his first time personally driving a mecha trigger some kind of mission?
It was too difficult to figure out the system's logic. Suppressing these questions that he couldn't find answers to for the time being, Lin Li still chose to drive to the pickup point at a steady speed.
...
"Lin Li, but we don't need to be this slow. That bicycle just now even passed us."
As a food delivery rider who raced against time, after discovering that Lin Li was being too steady, Shen Kai, who was experiencing this speed for the first time, felt itchy and uncomfortable all over.
"Oh oh, then I'll speed up a bit."
"Brother Shen, how come your map has notes on it?" Lin Li wasn't very familiar with some of the roads, so he was driving while looking at the map. He then discovered that there were actually markers on the software's map.
"We remind each other and help each other out," Shen Kai replied upon hearing this.
Lin Li clicked on it to make the notes more obvious:
「This residential area has no elevator. Be careful with high-floor food deliveries and errands.」
「The security guard is a bit of an idiot, but there's a small gate on the right side of the north gate that you can enter. Basically, no one cares.」
「The restaurant is slow in preparing food.」
「If you accept order 9644 with the surname Liang, you must be very careful. He's a gay man! He asked me to hang the takeout on his man's handle! Be very careful if you encounter his order!」
Lin Li: "..."
What is a man's handle?
It's not good to be distracted. Lin Li focused on riding. Not long after, he arrived at the pickup point, a restaurant called Xiying Breakfast. He then walked in with Shen Kai.
"Is order 43 ready?" Lin Li asked after entering.
At Lin Li's request, only Lin Li was to act throughout the entire process. Shen Kai was mainly an observer.
"Wait a moment. His order needs to be steamed fresh. It'll be ready in a bit," the boss hadn't finished yet and waved his hand upon hearing this.
"Okay," the two of them sat down on the chairs in the restaurant. Lin Li was bored, so he glanced at the customer's information. The name was only a surname, and the phone number was incomplete. However, he could see the notes. Then he said with some surprise, "Did I actually get a birthday order for my first order today?"
The note said, "It's my birthday today, can you give me a tea egg?"
"Brother Shen, do you think if we wish him a happy birthday later, we can get an extra good review?" Lin Li asked curiously upon hearing this.
However, before Shen Kai could answer, he heard the boss chuckle, "No need. He's had dozens of birthdays this year."
Lin Li: "..."
Understood.
"It's like this. Some customers' notes are like some web novel authors' reasons for taking leave. You don't have to pay attention to them," Shen Kai was experienced and nodded calmly upon hearing this.
However, steaming it fresh was indeed a bit too slow.
After waiting for a few minutes, Shen Kai's work phone, which Lin Li was holding, vibrated.
「0223: Why haven't you moved since you arrived at the restaurant?」
「Shen Kai: [Image], hello, your order is being steamed fresh. It's not ready yet.」
「0223: But I'm so hungry.」
「Shen Kai: Then why don't you order some takeout to tide you over?」
「0223: ?」
「0223: Guess what I'm doing right now?」
「Shen Kai: Is there a reward if I guess correctly? I guess you're chatting with me on an empty stomach.」
「0223: ?」
"If I get a bad review, you remember to help me pay the fine," Shen Kai, who had been observing Lin Li's reply, spoke after a long silence.
Damn.
Lin Li suddenly remembered that the mission description also required him to complete it "perfectly". He had subconsciously been a jerk. Lin Li quickly tried to find a way to make up for it:
「Shen Kai: Happy birthday, brother.」
「0223: Thanks. Then brother, can you give me an extra tea egg?」
Lin Li: "..."
What a tea egg immortal.
Is his life's wish to eat a tea egg?
"You're actually giving it to him? Are you doing charity, Lin Li?" Shen Kai was dumbfounded when he saw Lin Li reply, "Sure, I'll pay for the merchant to add one for you."
"Just consider it for your good review rate, Brother Shen," Lin Li didn't care about the one or two yuan. The core purpose was still to ensure the mission was completed.
"It's ready," after nearly five more minutes, the boss finally finished packing and placed the sealed package on the front desk.
Lin Li went up. After confirming that there would be no spills when he carried it, he carefully picked it up.
Because he had been rained on before, he wanted to hold an umbrella for others.
After all, spilled takeout really affects one's mood, especially when you've waited for a long time.
Because there was only one takeout order, Lin Li simply let Shen Kai carry it and drove all the way to the customer's residential area.
"This residential area is very remote, but I see someone has tagged it. The security guard is a dog and there's no elevator. This order is a real loss," after getting off the scooter with Lin Li, Shen Kai commented.
The tag was not wrong. The security guard was a dog. Seeing Lin Li and Shen Kai, he seemed not quite awake in the early morning. He wagged his tail, rolled over, and went back to sleep. What extraordinary skill.
"Bro, remember to give a good review. I spent two yuan to add the tea egg for you. It's not too much to ask for a five-star review, right?" After knocking on the door and waiting for the other party to open it, Lin Li said as he handed over the takeout.
"You really gave it to me? I'll give you a good review right now. Thank you so much. I'll be happy all day because of this tea egg," the other party immediately took out his phone and said with emotion upon hearing this.
【Perfectly completed 30 sect missions issued by the Meituan Escort Agency (1/30)】
The plan worked.
It seems I don't need my own rider account.
Then this mission can be completed before I become an adult.
"Let's go, Brother Shen, let's continue delivering food!" Thinking of this, everything today had value and meaning. Lin Li said with high fighting spirit.
Shen Kai, on the other hand, widened his eyes and looked at the enthusiastic Lin Li with confusion.
He spent half an hour and earned four yuan and six mao, and it was for him, Shen Kai. Lin Li himself even spent an extra two yuan, and yet he was still so happy and joyful?
What kind of natural-born food delivery saint is this?
...
Gradually getting the hang of it, Lin Li's deliveries became more and more smooth. The only small problem was that after the morning rush hour, there were very few orders.
Lin Li even took on an errand order because of this.
Three large buckets, no elevator, sixth floor.
Lin Li didn't want to say the rest. He was too tired to speak.
His only consolation was that the customer's voice was very pleasant. He had thought he would at least have some eye candy.
But when the door opened, he found that the voice was produced by a fat-squeezed vocal cord.
No wonder a single woman dared to open the door.
Lin Li was exhausted, while Shen Kai was amused. After all, he didn't have to carry anything—Lin Li said he wanted to experience it all by himself, but the money was still earned by him, especially since the customer had tipped twenty yuan.
Shen Kai even despised Lin Li for judging people by their appearance.
【Perfectly completed 30 sect missions issued by the Meituan Escort Agency (5/30)】
However, he didn't know if it was because he didn't give a good review immediately, or if the customer was not really satisfied. He had clearly completed seven orders, but the system interface only showed 5.
It was not a big deal.
Lin Li was squatting in front of the interface, grabbing orders. His own phone in his pocket vibrated.
Someone was calling him.
His mom.
"Hey, Sister Min, what's up?" After seeing the contact's nickname, Lin Li asked casually.
Lin Li's mother was named Wu Min. When Lin Li had a request for his mother, he called her "dear mother". When he had no request, he would randomly switch between "mom", "old mom", and "Sister Min".
"I'm home. Why aren't you here?"
The sound of slippers pattering on the tiled floor came from the other end of the phone.
"I'm out playing with friends," so it was Wu Min who had come home. Explaining about the food delivery would be too much trouble, so Lin Li was too lazy to explain. A simple lie was more convenient.
"Didn't you guys just come back from the autumn trip yesterday? Why are you out playing again? Are there any indecent people with a lot of problems among the people you're playing with?" Wu Min asked with concern upon hearing this.
"There are," Lin Li thought for a moment and nodded.
Wu Min: "?"
She had just asked casually, and there really were? When did this kid become so honest?
"Then you're still out playing with them? Come back right now!" Wu Min's voice went up an octave.
"Then they're gone."
"What's gone?"
"The indecent people with a lot of problems among the people we're playing with are gone."
Wu Min: "?"
(End of Chapter)