The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 141 : The Ended Banquet Will Begin Again

In the end, Lin Li held back.

After all, in this relaxed state, a sudden impact, if repeated, could easily break through one's defenses.

Most importantly, Lin Li was now facing Zhou Baowei's back.

If it came through layers of obstruction to his front, he didn't want that kind of thing.

The experiment just now was also meaningful.

Dripping blood was equivalent to binding the user. At the same time, the necessary condition for the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" to take effect was that it had to be in close contact with the user at all times. As for whether the time it was torn off was counted within the ten minutes, this could not be confirmed for the time being.

Lin Li was somewhat gratified.

Since he started cultivating, the biggest victim was Bai Bufan, and the biggest beneficiary was Zhou Baowei.

It really verified the old saying, when one person attains the Dao, even their chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.

As his good brothers, these two had both ascended to heaven. Bai Bufan went to the Western Heaven, and Zhou Baowei went to the Western Heaven.

...

"Clang."

Finally, the cable car had arrived at the station, and the staff was preparing to open the door.

Zhou Baowei took a deep breath and stared intently at the toilet not far away.

The "Limit-Breaking Talisman" broke through limits, but it was still limited. As time passed, Zhou Baowei was no longer as calm as he was just now. If it weren't for the "Limit-Breaking Talisman," he would have probably had a massive diarrhea in the cable car, and everyone would have been crying and begging him, "Uncle, please stop pooping, I'm scared."

As soon as the door opened, before the staff could finish their greeting, they saw Zhou Baowei rush out.

Yunliu Mountain was a scenic spot, so there would definitely be paper in the toilet. So he didn't even carry his bag.

"Huh? How can he run so fast? It's faster than my fifty-meter dash, right?" Bai Bufan stopped in the middle of getting up, shocked by Zhou Baowei's speed.

"The potential of human beings is endless. Isn't it normal for Baowei to run at an extreme speed when he has an extreme urge to poop?" Lin Li explained for Zhou Baowei.

The "Limit-Breaking Talisman" had not failed its price of fifty system currency. The improvement was significant.

"That's true, I can understand," Bai Bufan nodded.

"Let's go, let's go see Baowei," after getting out of the cable car, Lin Li said to Bai Bufan.

"I can understand visiting someone in prison, on set, or in the hospital, but what are we going to see poop for?" Bai Bufan was a little curious upon hearing this.

"I have a hunch that Baowei is going to have a big one this time."

"...He is indeed going to have a big one. Forget it, let's go to the entrance and wait."

...

Zhou Baowei's hands were draped over Lin Li and Bai Bufan's shoulders respectively. He was almost being dragged forward.

"What's wrong? What happened?" When he noticed the three of them, Xue Jian's face instantly became tense and worried. He walked over quickly and asked, "What's wrong with Baowei?"

Bai Bufan: "Pooping."

Lin Li: "Going to the toilet."

From this answer, it could be seen that Lin Li was much more elegant than Bai Bufan.

Zhou Baowei also nodded.

Xue Jian: "?"

Zhou Baowei in front of him couldn't even walk by himself. His lips were pale, and he was panting heavily. He felt like he was going to collapse in the next second.

And these kids were telling him that this was from pooping?

Who goes to the toilet and ends up like this?

"Tell me the truth! What exactly happened! This is not the time to joke with you!"

Xue Jian's face was extremely serious, and his tone was already filled with anger. After all, the situation in his eyes was already very serious, but these three naughty kids were still beating around the bush and lying to him.

Bai Bufan had been scolded by Xue Jian far fewer times than Lin Li. He was already afraid of Xue Jian, and now the angry Xue Jian was even more scary. With this roar, his whole body trembled.

But then he felt a little wronged, "No, teacher, Baowei really became like this from pooping. I'll bet my life on it. We really didn't do anything else. It's just that Baowei ate at the outdoor base..."

Lin Li didn't swear on his life, but just chimed in, "Teacher, it's really nothing serious. Baowei will be fine after a rest."

After all, he knew that Zhou Baowei was so tired now, and it had nothing to do with going to the toilet. It was because of the side effect of the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" in his pocket that had lost its luster, but he couldn't say this.

Then Xue Jian's face just became colder:

"If someone in this world can have such a bad diarrhea just from a simple upset stomach, then this teacher has lived his life as a dog?"

...

"It's just an upset stomach, and then he had diarrhea until he was exhausted. He's recovered now. A few doses of montmorillonite powder will be fine," at the Yunliu medical station, the doctor said gently to Xue Jian.

Xue Jian: "..."

He turned his head to look at Zhou Baowei, who was no longer in that deathly state, but was full of life and energy, but looked ashamed to be seen. He believed it.

The heart that was hanging was let down, but the heart that was let down was tired.

How should I count the first half of my life?

Thinking of this, Xue Jian painfully pressed his palm against his forehead. One shouldn't speak recklessly when angry.

Xue Jian turned his head to look at Lin Li and Bai Bufan. The two of them immediately touched their noses seriously, their faces expressionless.

But Xue Jian felt even more tired.

Why can someone go to the toilet and end up like this in this world?

Although Zhou Baowei always played with the two humanoid creatures, Lin and Bai, Xue Jian knew that he was definitely considered well-behaved in comparison. But he didn't expect this child to hold it in and cause such a thing.

Lin Li's danger level +1.

"Sigh, it's good that you're fine. Baowei, don't eat raw things anymore in the future, and also eat in moderation," on the way back to the bus with the three of them, Xue Jian said with a helpless tone.

"Teacher, I will never eat raw things again in my life," Zhou Baowei nodded heavily and swore from the bottom of his heart.

Today's experience was really too terrifying. It wasn't thirty minutes at all, but thirty years.

"What about sashimi?" Lin Li asked upon hearing this.

Zhou Baowei: "?"

After thinking for a moment, Zhou Baowei changed his words, "Teacher, I will never eat raw things that should be eaten cooked again in my life."

Xue Jian: "..."

This is definitely not the last time, Xue Jian was sure.

...

Because they had to take Baowei to the medical station, they wasted a lot of time. After everyone got on the bus, the bus immediately headed to the base to let everyone get their luggage.

"Thanks to you two this time," while packing his things, Zhou Baowei, who finally had some free time, said to Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"We're all bros. Who are you thanking your dad for?" Bai Bufan waved his hand.

"That's right. Haven't you heard that saying? When there's no danger, the father is the biggest danger. But when there is danger, we fathers are your biggest support," Lin Li also nodded.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Two beasts.

"Who can really watch their own brother cry? I really can't stand it," Lin Li laughed loudly. The three of them put their arms around each other's shoulders and carried their luggage towards the bus at the entrance.

At the door of the room, Chen Tianming poked his head out and pointed at himself, "There are not just the three of you in this room, right? What about me? Is no one going to pay attention to me?"

"Hmph, I'll share this grievance with Qiaoqiao. Another topic to talk about," Chen Tianming immediately became happy again.

...

Luggage in the bus, everyone seated. With a hum, the engine's roar made the bus vibrate.

And so, the scenery outside the window began to recede.

"The autumn trip is over," Chen Yuying also looked out the window and sighed softly. "It feels so fast, and yet so slow."

"Yeah, it was only two days and two nights, but it feels like twenty-two days have passed," upon hearing this, Lin Li nodded with a smile in agreement.

"I'm already having some withdrawal symptoms," Chen Yuying clasped her phone with both hands, her gaze following the receding base, yet it seemed to have no focus.

"You can do it, Class President. Quitting drugs is indeed not easy, but I believe you can definitely succeed. You can do it!" Lin Li turned his head to cheer for Chen Yuying.

He was cheering for her, why was she hitting him?

"It's not that kind of withdrawal symptom. It's just that I had too much fun these past two days, it was like a dream. Now that it's all over, I have a strong sense of loss. Mmm... it's like after a grand banquet ends, after seeing off the guests, you have to come back alone to face the mess. There's a sense of letdown."

Chen Yuying said with disappointment.

Of course, Lin Li understood what Chen Yuying meant by withdrawal symptoms.

Lin Li also traveled frequently.

Every time he came back from traveling on software like Quark, UC, Thunder, Baidu, Forbidden Manga, and Bika, he would have serious withdrawal symptoms.

From the beautiful world where he didn't have to worry about anything back to the reality where he had to start over.

Turning his head, seeing that Chen Yuying's eyes were still filled with disappointment, Lin Li smiled and looked out the window with her, "Class President, why don't you just look forward to the next banquet?"

"But there won't be a next time."

"This world doesn't stipulate that we can only go out to play when the school organizes it, right?" Lin Li tapped the car window with the back of his finger and turned back to look into Chen Yuying's eyes.

"You can invite the girls, and I can invite the boys. Although there will definitely be fewer people than this time, I don't think it will be less fun than this time. In fact, because of the freedom, it will be even more interesting."

"In the short term, there's National Day. In the long term, there's winter vacation. There are too many opportunities."

"So, Class President, let's replace disappointment with anticipation."

"The weak me is already dead. Now it's an even weaker me. Since the withdrawal symptoms have defeated me, and I can't stand it, then let's not quit. Let's just keep playing, right!?" Lin Li raised his fist high, his tone relaxed and yet impassioned.

"Don't say such weak words so proudly," Chen Yuying was listening very seriously at first, but after hearing the last sentence, she laughed.

"What little Linzi said is right. Yingbao, let's go out and play together again next time. We can go out before and after the class division. Don't act like we're strangers after the class division," Ding Sihan came over, put her arm around Chen Yuying, and started to rub her face against hers.

"Then if I invite you guys out next time, will you agree?" After pushing Ding Sihan away with difficulty, Chen Yuying asked.

"Of course," Ding Sihan nodded.

"I'll try my best," Lin Li also nodded.

As long as the master doesn't give me a mission.

Stare.

Lin Li's gaze retracted from the window and met Chen Yuying's.

Chen Yuying didn't speak either, just stared at Lin Li.

"Alright, I misspoke. It's a definite 'yes', not 'I'll try my best'," Lin Li smiled and changed his words.

Master, go to hell. I suddenly remembered that there were no slaves after the founding of the nation. I've stood up, so I can do whatever I want. The system can't control me!

Only then did Chen Yuying retract her gaze.

Lin Li also continued to look out the window. The scenery was so lovely.

...

Chen Yuying looked at her phone, but the screen was off.

If only the ground were a little lower.

Then the girl's two calves, peeking out from under her light blue skirt, would be swinging back and forth in front of the chair.

(End of Chapter)