The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 103 : The School Is a Protective Umbrella, But the Classmates Aren't Necessarily

It was still that saying, Ding Sihan didn't hold a grudge.

After checking that nothing was left behind, everyone got off the bus one after another.

"This time I'm taking your suitcase first. You'll calm down, right?" Lin Li took Ding Sihan's suitcase out of the storage compartment and asked at the same time.

"I put it in last... of course it's taken out first. Why don't you show me how you take out Yuying's suitcase first..." Ding Sihan, in her resentful ghost state, said faintly.

She still has a brain? Damn it.

Ding Sihan must not leave his sight, otherwise it would be very dangerous.

"Class president, you guys go ahead. I'll cover your rear," after taking out Chen Yuying's suitcase and handing it to her, Lin Li said leisurely, holding the back of his head.

Theoretically, a gentleman would offer to carry the girl's suitcase all the way, but the only thing Lin Li had in common with a gentleman was the "shi" sound.

Of course, if Chen Yuying was really tired from carrying it, or actively asked him for help, Lin Li would not hesitate to take it.

As for actively offering, forget it.

A simp ranks behind Bai Bufan.

"Are we staying together tonight?" Lin Li walked over to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei and asked.

For a two-day, two-night autumn outing at this price, it was naturally not a single room. The school arranged a four-person dormitory. Looking at the accommodation preview picture posted in the group chat, the environment was very excellent and luxurious, which was exciting.

"Yes, the four of us, and Tianming. Hey, where's Tianming?" Bai Bufan nodded in response, then looked around in confusion.

"Tianming, what are you doing?" After finding Chen Tianming, Bai Bufan went up and patted his back heavily.

"Qiaoqiao and the others seem to be arriving soon. Maybe we'll meet them soon. I'll take another look," Chen Tianming looked expectantly in the direction the bus came from.

Lin Li and the other two: "..."

"Why are the symptoms so severe? He feels even more of a simp than Wang Yuezhi," Bai Bufan frowned.

"Wang Yuezhi is actually a pretty interesting simp. He's much better than Tianming," Lin Li said a few good words for his good buddy (lunchtime limited edition).

"Can you two stop teasing me behind my back! And what's wrong with this world? Why do they call deep affection being a simp?" Chen Tianming couldn't bear it anymore.

"Alright, deep affection bro, stop waiting. Let's go. Xue Jian is going to scold us," Lin Li gestured that the students had already packed their things and were leaving with Xue Jian, and Xue Jian had also noticed and looked at the four of them with displeasure.

"Holy shit—" Chen Tianming shivered.

It seemed Xue Jian could still wake Chen Tianming up.

"What did I say on the bus and at school just now?! Don't act on your own haha—cough cough! Don't act on your own, you four hahaha—"

Xue Jian, who was about to scold the four of them for not following the group, laughed twice before he could finish his sentence when he saw Lin Li's face.

"Lin Li, lower your head. I get angry just looking at your face!!" Xue Jian became even angrier.

Lin Li: "..."

Isn't it a bit unfair to take it out on me? I'll draw a circle on the ground with my foot and curse you.

After being scolded, the Class 4 team began to move.

You really can't believe what adults say.

Their "soon" wasn't soon, their "a while" wasn't a while, and their "a hundred meters" was definitely not just a hundred meters.

"Teacher, are you sure we're only a hundred meters away from where we're staying?" Lin Li, who felt like he had walked several hundred meters, asked sincerely while waiting for the red light.

"I was talking about the straight-line distance," Xue Jian said faintly. "We're not walking in a straight line now. Also, lower your head and don't face me."

As expected of a math teacher, so rigorous. Lin Li understood.

But discriminating against appearance was not acceptable.

"Why is waiting for a red light called waiting for a red light, not waiting for a green light?" Bai Bufan suddenly asked.

Xue Jian was about to explain that it meant waiting for the red light to end when he heard Lin Li say again, "Sashimi or dead fish sashimi? Fighting a fire or extinguishing a fire? Before life or before death? Taking the elevator or standing in the elevator? Cigarette butt or cigarette ass? An hour and a half or three and a half hours?"

Zhou Baowei followed closely behind, "Caffeine comes from coffee beans, so the bean is the cause, and the cause is the effect? Why are places for drinking called nightclubs, and places for spending the night called hotels?"

Chen Tianming, who was occasionally looking back, also chimed in at this time, "Dante is Italian, but Dante is really Chinese. You should yield to pedestrians by three points. If you don't, it's also three points. The surgery was successful, my failed life is over, so is it really considered a success?"

Don't be noisy, I'm thinking. Xue Jian felt his brain trembling.

There were more and more strange things in his head! Why were these kids asking these strange questions so fluently!!

Looking at Xue Jian and some of the people around him with their pupils dilated in shock, Lin Li sighed.

See, this is the consequence of not playing on your phone and browsing the "Weak Intelligence Bar" as a child, and only focusing on studying.

...

The destination wasn't really a hotel, but more like a youth base or a homestay, a place that specialized in hosting such team-building activities.

Because the school had already uploaded the identity information, after Xue Jian negotiated with the front desk, it was not necessary for everyone to show their ID cards again.

After getting their room number and a room card for each person, the four of them came to their room.

Opened it.

Damn it.

Everything is subject to the actual object.

The weight of this sentence was still increasing.

But it was still okay. It just wasn't as luxurious as imagined, but compared to a six-person dormitory, both the space and the comfort of the beds were much better.

Considering the cost of the autumn outing, the cost-effectiveness was still satisfactory.

"Qiaoqiao is here. I'll go guide them. Don't worry, I won't leave this area," after putting down his things, Chen Tianming immediately said to the others and left.

If it weren't for the need to report his whereabouts, Lin Li estimated that he would have run off without saying a word.

"Lin Li, you really shouldn't have helped Tianming get that WeChat," Zhou Baowei shook his head. "It's only been a weekend, and the simp cells have already spread throughout his body."

"To be honest, to cure this disease, you just need to take Tianming to a chicken farm to see Feifei. Feifei is a miracle doctor," Bai Bufan praised Feifei's name.

He was now a believer in chicken farms, believing that chicken farms could cure all psychological diseases.

After all, he himself was a living example.

"Then you should take me first," Zhou Baowei said seriously. "To be honest, I'm also a simp."

"Then you're also a simp pig," Lin Li tested the softness of the bed and said casually.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Who's taking a shower first?" Zhou Baowei put his backpack in the corner and asked with a sigh.

"Baowei, it's weird when you say 'take a shower'. How about you change the word next time," Lin Li continued.

"Huh? What word?"

People really like to be cheap. Zhou Baowei knew that Lin Li's dog mouth couldn't spit out ivory, but he was just curious.

"It's more suitable for you to say 'go blanch yourself'," Lin Li explained.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

So cruel.

"Or Baowei, you can say 'I'm going to scrub the mud off, old pig'," Bai Bufan would not miss any opportunity to humiliate Zhou Baowei in a competition.

"You, you!"

"I want to lose weight! I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning!" Zhou Baowei was inspired with fighting spirit!

"Good opportunity. I was just planning to shoot a tribute movie called 'Hot Pot Roll'. Let's cooperate," Bai Bufan clapped for Zhou Baowei and suggested.

"But... is there a way to burn fat quickly without exercising or controlling my diet?" Zhou Baowei's three-second enthusiasm experience card expired, so he said with a hehe smile.

"There is actually," Lin Li thought for a moment and nodded. "Shall I arrange it for you now?"

"What?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously.

"The nearest crematorium is 1.2 kilometers away. You can just go there directly. I'll make an appointment now, it's not too late," Lin Li looked at his phone and then looked up and said.

"I'm not talking about physical fat burning!!"

They say school is a safe haven, the last piece of pure land before entering the big dye vat of society.

But why did Zhou Baowei find that after leaving Class 4, everyone in society was a good person?

(End of Chapter)