The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 101 : I Object to This Marriage

Wang Ze was defeated and turned his head back to chuckle.

"Thank you, Sister Lin!" Ding Sihan extended her hand.

The previous grievances were written off! Lin Li was still a good frog!

Lin Li high-fived her in understanding and at the same time asked expectantly, "You're welcome, Sister Ding, but since we're sisters, can Sister Lin sleep in the same room with you tonight?"

"There's such a good thing?" Wang Ze turned his head sharply like a dog seeing shit and said to Ding Sihan, "Sister Ding, I'm actually your Sister Wang! Add me in tonight!"

"Wang Ze, you're so disgusting, get lost, get lost, get lost—" Ding Sihan pinched her nose in disgust and waved her hand as if shooing away a fly.

Wang Ze: "?"

"Is there some kind of differential treatment? Didn't Lin Li mention it first? Why are you only scolding me for being disgusting? Scold him too!"

He deserved to be scolded. Wang Ze was simply unwilling that Lin Li wasn't scolded. After all, it's not about scarcity but about inequality.

"Are you worthy of being compared to Lin Li? You're not even worthy of carrying his shoes!"

Of course, this wasn't said by Ding Sihan, but by Lin Li on her behalf. He then confirmed with her, "Right?"

Ding Sihan blinked and then nodded, "Um... right."

Wang Ze responded with a middle finger and turned his head back.

After finishing their makeup, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan started taking beautiful selfies. Lin Li naturally chose to join in, and neither of them refused.

After all, how do you show off a flower? How do you show off the makeup skills that enhance the flower? Don't you need a large pile of cow dung with makeup on it?

Who else but Lin Li could be this cow dung?

And at this time, Lin Li's deliberate imitation of Chen Yuying's actions, in their eyes, was just fooling around. They didn't mind or find it strange at all, so the progress bar surged again.

After the selfies, Chen Yuying and Lin Li continued to watch the variety show.

...

Lin Li's brow furrowed slightly.

The new variety show didn't have many episodes. After watching it, Chen Yuying chose to rest against her seat. After all, sitting in a car for a long time would naturally make one tired. She didn't even look at her phone.

And Lin Li naturally followed suit.

The progress was originally increasing at a good pace, but it suddenly slowed down, even though it was almost complete.

Lin Li opened his eyes. Chen Yuying wasn't doing anything else.

So where was the problem?

Lin Li silently adjusted his position, looking for the cause of the problem.

He should have found it.

Lin Li saw that Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's hands were now holding each other and swaying back and forth.

It was normal for girls to do this.

Obviously, the system judged that what Chen Yuying was doing now was no longer closing her eyes to rest, but holding hands with Ding Sihan.

Lin Li blinked.

Although he and Ding Sihan were already sisters in name, if he really walked over to the aisle and held her hand and swayed, he would probably get a big slap.

The bus had actually already arrived in Pingjiang City. It would arrive at the destination soon. Although this mission had no time limit and would be judged as being on the same mecha on the return trip, it was better not to delay if possible, especially since it was really just a little bit left.

It seemed he had to take a detour again.

Lin Li first looked at his phone, memorized some terms, and then leaned his head out, "Ding Sihan, are you bored?"

"It's okay, what's wrong?" Ding Sihan was a little puzzled and asked.

Hearing the conversation on both sides, Chen Yuying also opened her eyes.

"Do you want me to read your palm?" Lin Li could only use this method.

Unexpectedly, Ding Sihan showed a vigilant look, "Hey, Lin Li, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to take the opportunity to hold my hand and take advantage of me?"

She really saw through the essence at a glance.

"What are you talking about? If I were to take advantage, wouldn't it be the class president?" But Lin Li was righteous.

Very confident.

"Who knows if you're trying to take advantage of Yuying by going through me? What do you know about palm reading?" Ding Sihan was still vigilant.

"You still say we're sisters, but you only have this much trust?" Lin Li said with a hurt expression. "Give me your hand. You'll know if I can read palms or not in a moment."

Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li with suspicion, then placed her hand in front of Lin Li, letting him hold it.

It's rising! It's rising!

Although Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were no longer holding hands, learning and imitating didn't require them to be synchronized at all times, so it didn't prevent the progress from increasing faster.

And when Lin Li started to sway Ding Sihan's hand, the speed became even faster.

Ding Sihan, who was watching her hand sway back and forth: "?"

Is this palm reading?

"This is the Mount of Venus. This part is full, which means your health and vitality are not bad," but before she could complain and withdraw her hand, Lin Li had already started to analyze, "The Mount of Saturn is slightly sunken when it sways. It can be seen that you are a little lacking in confidence. The first and second Mounts of Mars are symmetrical, which means..."

Dude, you really know this stuff?

And do you have to sway to read palms? Is it a step required by a master?

Listening to these professional terms, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were stunned.

Ding Sihan even let Lin Li sway her hand back and forth. She believed him.

"These five lines, you should have heard a little about them. These three are the lines of heaven, earth, and man, and these two are the lines of career and marriage..."

Although Lin Li seemed to be looking at Ding Sihan's hand, he had actually been closing his eyes—after all, Chen Yuying had just done the same.

The two of them thought he was observing the palm and didn't notice this.

And the so-called terms he was spouting were all just memorized and were now being used to stall for time.

Hold on, victory is just around the corner!

[Mission 5 has been completed!]

[You have received the reward: Constitution Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Ability*1; System Currency*50]

This notification was like heavenly music to his ears.

Lin Li opened his eyes, his face full of relief.

He didn't have to suffer anymore.

Lin Li raised his head and said to Ding Sihan, "I've pretty much finished analyzing. Is there anything you want to ask?"

"Master, of course I'm more concerned about my love life!" Ding Sihan said seriously and expectantly.

"Your love line extends to your index finger, stopping below the Mount of Saturn. This means you are naive and romantic, sensitive, like beautiful things, and have unrealistic ideas," Lin Li said.

"Mm-hmm! That's right! It's so accurate, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan nodded.

"Ding Sihan, do you also believe in horoscopes?" Hearing this somewhat familiar answer, Lin Li suddenly raised his head and asked.

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Ding Sihan was puzzled. Is there a connection between astrology and palmistry?

No wonder she's so easy to fool. Lin Li shook his head, making a mental note to sell Ding Sihan health products when she got older.

"Unfortunately, you have a broken palm," Lin Li suddenly sighed with some regret.

"What will happen?" Ding Sihan's heart was in her throat.

And Chen Yuying was attracted by the phone that had fallen from Lin Li's pocket onto the seat, its screen still lit up.

"Before you turn twenty-five, you will be depressed and miserable because you can't meet the right person for you," Lin Li sighed.

"I knew it! It's so hard to meet the right person!" Ding Sihan nodded heavily, then counted on her fingers, "I can only meet him after I'm twenty-five. That's fine, I can bear it."

"Uh, no, actually you still won't meet him after you're twenty-five. It's just that you'll be used to it by then and won't be depressed and miserable anymore," Lin Li explained in a crisp voice.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Good news, you can meet him when you're sixty," seeing that Ding Sihan was hit by two pieces of bad news, Lin Li quickly comforted her.

"What's the use of meeting him when I'm sixty! I'll be in menopause by then!" Ding Sihan said irritably.

"It's over, it's over, it's over. What am I going to do with my life! Sixty years old? Yuying, how can I delay menopause?" After being irritable, Ding Sihan fell into a helpless state of confusion and began to look for a remedy.

However, her method seemed a bit off.

"Sihan, don't be so sad. Lin Li was lying to you. The things he just said were all just looked up," Chen Yuying wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. She patted Ding Sihan's shoulder and showed her the phone in her hand.

[Bihu: A Complete Guide to Palm Reading, for Fooling People.]

All the words Lin Li had just said were on it.

Seeing this, Lin Li patted his pants pocket. How did his phone fall out?

"It was all fake just now?" Ding Sihan's face froze. She then turned her head mechanically and stared at Lin Li, saying word by word.

"Hello, yes," Lin Li smiled and nodded.

"Lin Li, I'll never forgive you! You're not my sister!" Ding Sihan roared.

"Then I can only return to my male status," Lin Li sighed with regret.

"Sorry, I refuse on behalf of all boys," Wang Ze said without turning his head.

"Then I can only return to my Bai Bufan status," Lin Li sighed again. Bai Bufan, who was rushing over upon hearing this, was pushed back by Lin Li, who had anticipated it.

"I will never believe you guys' bullshit horoscopes and palm readings again!" Ding Sihan gritted her teeth.

He had done a good deed. Lin Li was even more gratified.

But this expression seemed even more infuriating in Ding Sihan's eyes. She then changed her threat again, "Hmph! I will never hand Yuying over to someone like you. Lin Li, you'd better not have any ideas about Yuying, or I'll be your biggest obstacle!"

I knew I shouldn't have been a wingman! Next time I'm eating melons, I'll change my posture!

Instead, Chen Yuying became a little embarrassed and patted Ding Sihan's hand with a little annoyance, "Don't talk nonsense."

Lin Li, who had completed the mission, was relaxed and looked at Chen Yuying with an indifferent expression, "Class president."

"Wh-what's wrong?" Chen Yuying was a little scared. Was Lin Li really going to confess?

Confessing was not a good thing. It would make his hands look dark.

"Do you know why Snow White had a difficult life?" Of course, Lin Li had no intention of confessing. He would have to consider it even if Chen Yuying confessed to him. Instead, he said.

"Why?" Although she didn't know why the topic had shifted to this, Chen Yuying was a little curious.

"Because there were many small people around her. You should learn from her."

How could the seven dwarfs not be considered small people?

Snow White Chen Yuying: "..."

Small person Ding Sihan: "?"

So he's pointing at me again!

"Lin Li!!!!"

(End of Chapter)