novelraw Chapter 932 949: When Pigs Fly
Chapter 932 949: When Pigs Fly
"Bastard, you took advantage of me, and it's already good that I don't make you take responsibility. Now you're acting all aggrieved, expecting me to be responsible for you?" the nurse glared at Lin Mu."Uh~~ if you want, you can let me be responsible! I would love to, hehe!" Lin Mu grinned.
"You~~" Luo Aimiao looked at Lin Mu, both angry and resentful, and found herself trapped in his words. "Stop talking nonsense. I can't be bothered to argue with you. Get out now, I need to change clothes."
"Um, girl, can you stop being so silly? Do me a favor, you don't have any clothes on now, I've already seen everything, so why ask me to leave?"
"Fine, you don't have to leave, but turn around. No peeking, or I'll suffer a loss. If you don't turn around, I'll really take action," the fierce nurse said threateningly.
"Okay, okay!" Lin Mu was utterly helpless. He just couldn't grasp the workings of this nurse's brain; why were her thoughts so different from others?
Actually, Lin Mu wanted to take another look because Luo Aimiao's figure was explosively attractive, one could never get enough. But Lin Mu was aware of the nurse's fiery temper, so for safety's sake, he obediently turned his head. After all, he had seen what needed to be seen and touched what needed to be touched. Still, the situation left him feeling unsettled, quite uncomfortable, actually.
Lin Mu obediently turned his head, and Luo Aimiao quickly put on her underwear and then her outerwear.
"Alright, you can turn around now," Luo Aimiao said after getting dressed.
Lin Mu turned around, and the dressed-up Luo Aimiao appeared lively, cute, and sizzling hot. Her face was lively and adorable, and her figure was scorching.
"Nurse girl, I have to remind you, next time you change clothes, make sure to close the door. If those animals come in, you'll be in trouble!" Lin Mu reminded her with a grin, pointing out that her habit really needed some changing, especially with her figure that was so alluring and easily attracted unwanted attention.
"Hmph, do you think you're any better than those animals? Ugh, do you think everyone is as uncouth as you?" Luo Aimiao rolled her eyes at Lin Mu.
"Uh... my good reputation is utterly ruined by you!" Lin Mu felt speechless and quickly changed the subject, "So, what did you call me over for? Could it really be just to watch you change clothes?"
"Get lost, you and your nonsense! I called you for something serious!" the nurse gave Lin Mu a little punch.
"What's up, just tell me!" Lin Mu nodded.
"Nothing major, just accompany me to buy clothes later," Luo Aimiao said.
"Uh..." Lin Mu was speechless. Luo Aimiao sounded so serious, he thought it might be something big. Who knew it was just to accompany her shopping? This is so frustrating! But on second thought, shopping could indeed be a big deal for women. Every woman seems to exist in this world for beautiful clothes.
"Gosh, girl, is that all?"
"What's wrong? Is this not enough of a reason? My classmate is getting married in a few days, and I can't go in old clothes," Luo Aimiao said.
"Oh, your classmate is getting married. When do you plan to get married?" Lin Mu grinned and asked.
"Me? Haven't met anyone outstanding yet. It's probably going to be a while!" Luo Aimiao said with a wave.
"Wow," Lin Mu was almost shocked. Was he not outstanding enough? "Well, let me recommend someone. Nurse girl, how about the guy right in front of you? Is he outstanding enough?" Lin Mu pointed at himself, striking a handsome pose.
"You!" Luo Aimiao rolled her eyes at Lin Mu, "With your wandering eyes, I would never marry you, stop dreaming!"
"Geez, don't be so harsh. I'm all about true love," Lin Mu said, feeling helpless.
"Sure, if you have true love, pigs might just fly," she quipped.
"Hey, don't say that! I actually have pictures of pigs flying on my phone. Wanna see?" Lin Mu quickly took out his flashy iPhone 6.
"Nope! Who knows, your phone might have some sleazy photos!" Luo Aimiao pouted, then patted Lin Mu's shoulder dramatically, "Anyway, let's go to the mall, do a little shopping, and while we're at it, you'll be my pack mule. Don't worry, I'll treat you right afterward if you do a good job!"
"Uh..." Lin Mu watched Luo Aimiao, thinking about how imaginative this girl was, connecting even flying pigs to high-profile scandals. Ah, back to being a helpless bag carrier for the girl. "Hmm, never mind the perks, just let me cop a feel later!"
"Buzz off, in your dreams!" Luo Aimiao kicked Lin Mu and said, "Let's go, shopping time!"
"Uh... okay!" Lin Mu had experienced the drudgery of shopping with the CEO before, but shopping with such a stunningly beautiful girl made it all worthwhile, no matter how tiring.
While speaking, Lin Mu and Luo Aimiao left the hospital together and headed to the mall. There, Luo Aimiao was like a bird set free from its cage, flying back to the woods, pulling Lin Mu around nonstop, her eyes gleaming at the fashionable clothes and shoes. She wanted them all but found faults with each: this one's too low-cut, that one's too old-fashioned, this one's just right, but the size is too small, and there's no bigger size...
Good grief, women are such trouble. When God, the old man, created humanity, why didn't he have the foresight to make these women blind? Just imagine how much money and time that would save men in a year!
Of course, Lin Mu didn't dare to complain, because according to the nurse girl, being entrusted to carry her bags was an honor for Lin Mu. Indeed, getting the chance to shop with Luo Aimiao wasn't easy.
"Hey, perv! Does this look good?" Luo Aimiao picked up a top and asked Lin Mu after sizing it up.
"Haha, from a professional aesthetic point of view, nurse girl, you look good in anything, though you look best in nothing!" Lin Mu chuckled.
"Shameless!" Luo Aimiao rolled her eyes at Lin Mu and then admired herself in the mirror, "Nope, too old-fashioned. A wedding is a big happy occasion, I need to wear something cheerful. Plus, I'm the bridesmaid, so I need to dress more formally."
"Hey, girl, how about this one!" Lin Mu's eyes suddenly lit up. He tugged on Luo Aimiao's arm, pointing at a red cheongsam hanging on the wall, "I think you'd look stunning in that cheongsam, and it's red, very festive!"