novelraw Chapter 789 806: The Girls' Evaluation
Chapter 789 806: The Girls' Evaluation
"Damn bastard, rotten to the core, I curse you to have sores on your head, pus on your feet, your whole body to rot and die thoroughly!" Qi Manlin pouted and cursed fiercely."Holy shit, sis, you're really venomous!" Lin Mu was so shocked he quickly avoided her murderous gaze. The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart; we can't provoke it, but we can always avoid it, right?
Nowadays, Qi Manlin hardly dares to wear tight-fitting clothes out because it caused an unbelievably high turn-back rate, ridiculously high!
A few days ago, Qi Manlin went out wearing a low-cut deep V-neck casual shirt, and it was hilarious. When she went to the supermarket to buy something, she suddenly found herself akin to being in a zoo. Around her, oh my, it was nothing but beasts!
So, under such circumstances, nowadays Qi Manlin either walks or drives, absolutely avoiding buses and subways because there are too many lecherous wolves and beasts on these modes of transportation!
There are even perverts who, in front of her, would sneak their hand into their pocket and "rub away," and it's not that uncommon! Damn it, just thinking about it makes Chief Police Officer shiver!
Early the next morning, Lin Mu still accompanied Chief Police Officer for a run and martial arts practice and then had meals and chats with a group of beautiful women! Conveniently chitchatting, flirting, and sometimes benefiting a little bit!
"Brother Lin, there's something I want to ask you for help with!" The youngest, Xiong Xiaoxiao, spoke up.
"Hehe, Xiaoxiao is the sweetest, just say whatever you need, as long as it's not visiting your home, anything is possible!" Lin Mu said.
"Hehe, Brother Lin, you must keep your word. This time you don't need to visit our house, just come to our school once; today our school is having a parent-teacher meeting. I called my brother, but he's busy, so he told me to find you." Xiong Xiaoxiao giggled.
"Parent-teacher meeting? What does that mean?" Lin Mu asked puzzledly. This kind of thing must be clarified, lest this mischievous girl play him like a fool!
"It's nothing, just like a regular parent meeting, Brother Lin, anyway you promised me, you have to go!" Xiong Xiaoxiao quickly said, afraid Lin Mu would back out.
Lin Mu nodded and said, "Hmm, going once is not a problem, just a bit worried, though!"
"Hmm? Worried about what?" Xiong Xiaoxiao asked confusedly.
"It's just that your brother looks so handsome and charming, like a jade tree in the wind. I'm afraid your teacher might mistake me for your boyfriend! This is a parent-teacher meeting, and boyfriends aren't allowed!" Lin Mu said, extremely narcissistically.
Upon hearing this, the surrounding beauties gave Lin Mu odd looks. Damn, they've seen conceited and narcissistic people, but never someone this vain!
"Hehe, why are you ladies staring at me? Could it be that I've suddenly become more handsome today?"
The ladies shook their heads and sighed!
"..."
"Uh, what does that mean?"
"Vain!" Zhou Xun said, nodding towards Qi Manlin to pick up the next word,
"Narcissistic!" Qi Manlin chimed in, nodding towards Yu Yi, passing it on like a relay baton.
But with both derogatory words used up by the two beauties, Yu Yi couldn't think of another and blurted out in a hurry, "You… beast..."
Lin Mu's face instantly darkened as the beauties burst into laughter, "Haha, actually, in our hearts, you're just a vain, narcissistic beast, but we never intended to tell you..."
At this moment, Lin Mu just wanted to find a hole to crawl into!
Xiong Xiaoxiao quickly came to Lin Mu's defense, "Alright, alright, in truth, Brother Lin is a good person! No one is perfect, everyone has some little flaws, but Brother Lin can still score 70 in my heart!"
"What? Only 70!" Lin Mu's face darkened again, "I never thought someone as distinguished, handsome, and charming like me..."
"Ugh..." The beauties all pretended to gag, "Please, Brother Lin, stop being vain, you've already dropped to 60 in my heart!" Zhou Xun said.
"You've dropped to 50 for me!" Chief Police Officer echoed.
"And you?" Lin Mu desperately sought help from Yu Yi, "Could it go up to 80?"
"No, 40!" Yu Yi gave him no leeway.
The ladies laughed again, making Lin Mu's face turn from red to black, then to green!
If this went on, Lin Mu feared he might die from blood loss! The petite and clever Xiong Xiaoxiao quickly stepped in to mediate, "Brother Lin, I've raised your score a bit!"
"Hehe, Xiaoxiao is the best! Raised by how much?"
"I said a little! 70.001!"
Lin Mu pretended to faint again! Xiong Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity, pretending to support the fainting Lin Mu, "Brother Lin, don't even think about backing out. You promised me already. If you back out, when these sisters bully you again, I won't care, and I'll join in on bullying you!"
"Uh... this cunning girl!" Lin Mu sighed helplessly. In this entire household, only Xiaoxiao occasionally sided with him, sometimes even saying a few good words. If this mischievous girl also turned against him, he'd have no standing at home anymore!
"Will you agree or not? Let me tell you a secret: our homeroom teacher is a top-notch beauty!" Xiong Xiaoxiao giggled, seemingly very aware of Lin Mu's nature, throwing him a big bait.
Lin Mu's eyes brightened, "Hehe, agree, of course, agree. Oh, I'm going not because of any beautiful teacher, I'm going entirely because of Xiaoxiao!"
As soon as Lin Mu's hypocritical words came out, it immediately drew rolling eyes and disdain from the other beauties!