Chapter 627 625: Filthy Matters
Chapter 627 625: Filthy Matters
Lin Mu was silently groaning inside, just thinking about this complex relationship was giving him a headache!"Damn it, what the heck is going on? You know I'm engaged to your good friend Sophie, and back then we were just putting on a show for your mom, weren't we?" Lin Mu felt helpless.
"Hmph, don't flatter yourself, I won't agree to it!" Chief Police Officer Qi turned her head and said.
"Damn, I don't agree with you either! Right now, I'm a hot commodity among Wang the Fifths, and I'm not planning to get married so early!" Lin Mu crossed his arms proudly in front of his chest and said.
"You big jerk, stop being so narcissistic, I'd rather marry a pig than you!" Chief Police Officer Qi lifted her foot and kicked Lin Mu on the shin as she heard him say such things.
"Ouch, murder of a husband!" Lin Mu dramatically lay on the bed and shouted.
"Hmph, serves you right, you narcissist!" The beautiful woman snorted lightly.
"Damn, daring to treat me like this, let's see how I deal with you!"
"You big jerk, always trying to take advantage of me but not committing," Chief Police Officer Qi shouted in anger, having taken Lin Mu's words to heart! Hmph, taking liberties and then bragging, how could the chief let him off easily!
"Hehe, of course, I'll be responsible. I have to be!" Lin Mu grinned, applying more pressure with his hands.
"Uh... we'll definitely work out! But not now, I still have a lot of career work to finish! Once I achieve great success, I'll marry multiple wives!"
"Hmph, you philanderer, do you still want a wife?" The beautiful woman scolded, though it seemed she had already admitted to being one of his spouses.
"Hehe, can't blame me, it's every man's dream! Though I'll admit I'm a bit greedy, I can't bear to let you lovely flowers be with those piles of dung, so I have to enjoy it solo! Haha!" Lin Mu grinned widely.
"I knew no man was any good..."
Lin Mu leaned forward and kissed the beautiful woman's earlobe, "They say good guys don't get the girl, don't they? Hehe!"
"Bullshit, whoever falls in love with you is doomed for eight lifetimes!"
"Hehe, darling, when can we make it real?" Lin Mu asked, pressing down on the beautiful woman.
"Give me a promise, and we can do it now..." Chief Police Officer Qi laid down her cards.
"Uh... what promise?"
"You know perfectly well what promise..."
"Uh... I don't even know if that promise can be fulfilled in the future!" Lin Mu felt a bit timid, turning away and rolling off the beautiful officer's tender body, "But I can assure you, after I complete my mission, I'll give you what you want."
Chief Police Officer Qi sat up, her earthly allure trembling slightly, "Then, what about Feifei?"
Chief Police Officer Qi asked a very substantial and deep question! Indeed, it's not ancient times, polygamy is not allowed, and even if she doesn't mind him having multiple wives, Huaxia's laws wouldn't permit it!
"Those aren't problems, after I complete my mission, we can buy a secluded island, you know, Huaxia has many uninhabited islands, I'll make lots and lots of money, then we'll build a paradise and live like immortals carefree!" Lin Mu said.
"Hmph, dream on, buying a little island, do you have what it takes?"
"Hehe, as long as you're all willing, there'll be no problem." Lin Mu chuckled.
"Alright, stop talking about the future, let's solve the current issues first, how will you deal with my mom?" Chief Police Officer Qi promptly returned to reality.
But what she said truly gave Lin Mu a headache, he really needed to find a way to handle Su Jinzhi! Knowing that the mother-in-law has a similar temper to the wild Chief Police Officer Qi, he had to come up with a good plan to get by! After pondering for a while, a light bulb moment hit him, "Hehe, there's a way!"
"Oh? What method?" Chief Police Officer Qi became interested, knowing this had been troubling her, she hadn't eaten or slept well these past days and couldn't speak the truth. If she did, Su Jinzhi would explode!
"Want to know?" Lin Mu smiled mysteriously, then deliberately made her guess, "Hehe, not telling you!"
"Will you say it or not?" Chief Police Officer Qi pinched a piece of tender flesh on Lin Mu's waist and gradually increased the pressure.
"Ouch, it hurts!"
"I'll ask you again, will you say it or not?" Chief Police Officer Qi threatened.
"I'll say... I'll say... let go first."
"Hmph, that's more like it, speak then!" The small hand finally released the tender flesh.
"Hehe, I think we should do it like this..." Lin Mu whispered a plan into Chief Police Officer Qi's ear, and she nodded repeatedly, "Hmm, that is indeed a good idea!"
"Sis, what do you think of my reasoning?" Lin Mu said proudly.
"Hmph, so you do have some brains!"
"Alright then, tomorrow night at your place for the act, hehe, good luck!" Lin Mu laughed.
"Got it, you finally did something right, jerk."
"Alright, in light of me doing something right for once, shouldn't I get some reward?" Lin Mu took the opportunity to ask.
"Hmm, how do you want to be rewarded?"
"How about a chest massage..."
"Hmph... jerk, your mind is always on dirty things..."
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