novelraw Chapter 159
Chapter 159
Chapter 159
After hearing the news that Jing Jing was pregnant, everyone's reaction was as follows:
Jiang Meiyuan: What else can I use to express my joy and excitement at the moment? ?Since I was selected as the best scapegoat by Shang Yi, I have fallen from the self-worth realization at the top of Maslow's pyramid to the penultimate security level!But now I'm back up again!Can this feeling of rebirth be any better!Hello Widow!Goodbye widow!
Jiang Sheng: (after being dazed for a minute, pretending to be calm) I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom first.
Yan Yu: Pregnant?So fast?Xiao Wang don't grow flowers, hurry up and wipe and repair all the medical equipment that pregnant women can use, at least they all look like new ones!Especially the delivery room, quickly decorate it... What?Does the delivery room need to be changed into a warehouse for many years?Then you should quickly change it back!Oh, by the way, Xiao Yang, hurry up and find Wang Laosi and ask him to get some medical equipment for babies...
(Doctor Buyan confessed in his heart: Laozi’s girlfriend hasn’t written a word yet, and you guys can’t wait to get pregnant! If you can’t be killed, your laborer’s surname will not be Yan!)
Du Heng: How could a woman like Jingjing, who looks like a Barbie and has a heart like a diamond, be pregnant? ?And it is possible to preserve the fertilized eggs intact until now?The whole world is wrong, okay?My big boss is really a god!
He Wanfei: Sure enough, hard work will pay off.What is this slightly envious feeling...
But in fact, the parties are as follows:
Shang Yi said awe-inspiringly: "Of course we're going to get married right away! It's still pretty good to wear a wedding dress while your figure doesn't change much! We'll try on the wedding dress after lunch today!"
Jing Jing sneered: "You say you want to try on the wedding dress? You want me to marry you? You have a good idea."
Shang Yi continued awe-inspiring: "Do you want my daughter to be born with a black household registration?"
Jing Jing continued to sneer: "How do you know it's a daughter? I want a son!"
Shang Yi compromised: "...Okay, then the son. Do you want my son to be born with a black hukou?"
Jing Tsundere: "Hang on, you don't need your household registration at all, I can find someone to do it for him. It doesn't matter whether you are married or not."
Shang Yi exhaled slowly, completely compromising: "Can your IQ be a little lower at this time? It makes me feel very unfulfilling to fight against me like this... What can you do to get married?"
Jing Jing frowned, completely arrogant: "Well, it depends on your mood."
The above-mentioned similar conversations happened three times a day in the ancestral house in the morning, noon and evening, more punctual than the three meals.After going on like this for a week, Jing finally got bored by the nagging, and while Shang Yi was at work, he took the child in his stomach as a hostage, successfully hijacked a car parked in the garage, and then killed a bloody road, carrying a small bag back to his apartment.
When Shang Yi heard the news, the servants of the ancestral house had just watched the flashing rear lights disappear at the corner of the road.Shang Yi's first reaction was to grab the car keys and rush to the Jingjing Apartment, but due to various factors, he finally arrived 2 minutes earlier than Jingjing.He knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered. He was about to take out the key that had been forged long ago to open the door, when a cold voice came from behind: "It seems that I should have replaced the fingerprint lock a long time ago."
Shang Yi's back stiffened, he turned his head, and preemptively said calmly: "Why did you come back so slowly? Is there a traffic jam on the road? At this stage, it's best not to run outside alone."
Jing Jing raised his chin at the key and stretched out his palm: "Give it to me."
"..."
"give me."
"Here, can you go back to the ancestral house with me?"
"I can go back to the ancestral house if you don't give it to me. I'll go back by myself," Jing Jing pointed to his lower abdomen, "this one inside is not included."
"..."
Then Shang Yi silently handed over the key.
Jing Jing snorted arrogantly, pushed Shang Yi to open the door, threw the bag aside, pulled off the silk scarf, and said slowly: "I want to live here for a while, not going back to the ancestral house."
Shang Yi quickly interfaced: "Yes, I will live with you."
"Don't even think about it, I want to live by myself." Jing Jing seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and said lightly, "Oh, by the way, there is one more thing, a person named Wang Jingyou stuffed me with a red envelope a few days ago, Let me say a few good words to you for him, and introduce him to be the manager of the M city branch. I accept the red envelope, do you want to promise him the matter?"
"..." Shang Yi and Jing Jing looked at each other for a while, and said, "You come back to the ancestral house with me, and I will agree. Okay?"
It doesn't matter if you don't care about the scenery: "You agree or not, anyway, I've stayed in the ancestral house enough, I will live here. Unless you knock me out again and tie me back." He tilted his head slightly, " Do you want to tie it up and try?"
Shang Yi put one hand on his waist, looked at her for a while, and said sincerely: "Why don't we make a bet..."
"Don't worry about it, I won't bet with people like you." Jing Jing stood up and pointed to the kitchen arrogantly, "I'm hungry, you go cook."
"..."
Half a year ago, Shang Yi had no cooking skills at all.But ever since he learned that Jiang Sheng captured Jingjing's heart by capturing Jingjing's stomach (in Shang Yi's view, patience is also a kind of heart), he summoned two big people from the ancestral house, one in the middle and one in the west. He was buried solidly in the kitchen and practiced for more than N days.
To be honest, Shang Yi's culinary talent is a bit mediocre compared to his other talents such as looks, scheming and so on.But his biggest advantage is that he understands the tastes and preferences of scenery very well. The so-called specialization in art, if he deals with scenery alone, he can still do more than enough.This point can be fully proved by the time in M City, when Shang Yi served the steak he made by himself to Jing Jing. No matter what it is, it is enough to be in the hall of elegance.
At this moment, Shang Yi continued to speak without giving up: "Come home with me, I promise to cook your favorite food every day, and you can choose the dishes, okay?"
Jing Jing said unhurriedly: "Not good. Even if you don't do it, I can find someone to do it for me. If you don't want to do it, I won't force it."
Shang Yi was immediately alert: "Who are you looking for?"
Jing Jing said calmly, "Jiang Sheng."
"Didn't you have nothing to do with him long ago?"
"Whether it matters or not is not up to you. There is a word in this world called resurgence, and there is another word called broken roots. Anyway, no matter which one it is," Jing Jing flicked the tassel on the bag, "it's better than not even giving me a meal." What you do is better, don't you think?"
"..."
With such a big hat on his head, Shang Yi couldn't even refute, so he just picked up the car keys and went downstairs to buy groceries in silence.
This situation lasted for three days, and on the fourth day, Shang Yi finally felt the need to change the status quo.He called Du Heng over and gave some instructions in a low voice. Du Heng trembled quickly: "This, is this okay?"
Shang Yi said calmly: "Very good."
"What if something goes wrong with the child..."
Shang Yi held the detailed investigation report on the scenery a few years ago in his hand, and casually said, "Nothing. I have consulted Yan Yu about this matter, and he assured me that according to the scenery now A medical condition, such a small matter will not cause any problems."
"You consulted him?? You don't know yet, his clinic is now decorated like a kindergarten! Just wait for the day when the eldest lady and the child have problems and come to him to give him money!"
"Ah, you don't have to worry about that." Shang Yi crossed his hands and said gently, "I told him hello, and if there is any problem with the scenery, I will send him to the medical science laboratory as a Experiment with living organisms."
"..."
On the fifth day, Shang Yi finished the dinner that should be cooked, the leftovers that should be eaten, the oil bowl that should be washed, the cherries that should be washed, and the cherries that should be washed, and then they nestled in the living room with Jing Jing to watch TV.After a while, Jingjing finished eating the cherries and went to wash his hands. He didn’t take two steps in, his whole body stiffened, and he quickly backed away. He stood there hesitating for two seconds, turned his head to look at Shang Yi, and then pretended to be calm. in front of him.
Shang Yi put Jing Jing in his arms tenderly and asked, "What's the matter?"
Jing Jing pursed her lips slightly, endured it, endured it again, finally couldn't hold it back, and said with a cold face: "There are cockroaches in the bathroom."
"Cockroaches? Are you sure? How could there be cockroaches in such a high-level building? Let me see."
Then Shang Yi went to the bathroom to check in surprise, and sure enough there was a cockroach lying quietly in the corner where the sundries were placed.He sorted out the sundries, and three cockroaches of different sizes sprang out and lay there.
Goosebumps appeared on Jing Jing's body quickly, he took two steps back and closed his eyes, and almost lost his composure and screamed: "Hurry up and kill him!"
"Okay, kill me, don't get excited," Shang Yi pushed the shocked scene back to the living room, "You just sit on the sofa. I'll handle it for you, okay?"
Ten minutes later, Shang Yi returned to the living room after roughly checking a few rooms.Through the transparent plastic cleaning gloves, he held two balls of paper in his hands, and brought them to Jing Jing as her pupils grew bigger and bigger: "I only found six of them, and they were all killed." Now, would you like to see—”
Jing Jing squeezed tightly into the sofa with his back, shaking his hands desperately: "Disgusting! Take it away! I don't want to watch it! Go wash your hands!"
"It's fine for me to wash my hands." Shang Yi said, "I just want to tell you that I killed a very small cockroach just now, and the shell on its back was still translucent. It stands to reason that this small cockroach should be It was just born, and I don’t know where the big cockroach gave birth to the little cockroach, if it was in this apartment, then it is very likely—”
Jing Jing's scalp was numb and his nerves were tense to stop him from continuing: "Stop! I don't want to listen! If there are cockroaches, clean them up completely! No matter what cockroaches or whatever works, use them! This kind of thing still needs me. Say it!"
Shang Yi let out a "huh", and while shaking the two balls of paper in front of the scene calmly, he made up nonsense: "I'm just afraid that the cleaning will not be clean. I heard that if the dead cockroaches are not broken into pieces Section by section, they will regenerate, and if you think about it, if every section can give birth to a cockroach—”
"Shut up!" Jing Jing was on the verge of collapse, "Move! Move! I don't live here anymore!"
"It's not so serious, is it?" Shang Yi pretended to be considerate and comforted, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you live here. If you want to live, you can stay for a while..."
"Get out of here tonight! The devil wants to stay here!" Jing Jing stood up, took her bag and car keys, and said without doubt, "If you want to live here, you can live here, and I will stay in a hotel."
Shang Yi quickly stopped her with his body, and said: "Look at what you said, the hotel is unhygienic and not suitable for pregnant women to live in. I will ask someone to come and drive, and we will go back to the ancestral house tonight. Do you agree?"
When Shang Yi said this, his tone was very natural and sincere, and his eyes were a hundred times more natural and sincere than his tone.He rarely talks to people with such a serious expression, and when he talks to people, the other party is almost hypnotized.The scene at this moment is also the same. Originally, I was going to stay in a hotel. Seeing him like this for some reason suddenly softened my heart. The thought of doubt disappeared in a flash. Nodded: "Alright."
Because of this incident, Shang Yi not only successfully lured Jing Jing back to the ancestral house, but also enjoyed a rare obedience of Jing Jing that night.Regardless of whether the scene was discovered by conscience or was overly frightened, in short, the nephrite jade and warm fragrance that night hugged Shang Yi was so comfortable that he didn't wake up until nine o'clock the next day. The first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to put Jing Jing hugged a little tighter, printed a kiss on the forehead, and then repeated it tenderly 1 times: "Honey, shall we get married?"
Jing Jing said: "Go away."
Shang Yi curled his lips and said, "You see, I sacrificed myself to feed cockroaches for you, so what if you marry me?"
"When you said that, I suddenly thought of a question." Jing Jing said slowly, "The cockroaches were actually placed there on purpose by you last night, right?"
Shang Yi denied it unchanged: "How is it possible?"
"If I'm not mistaken, the reason why those cockroaches lay there motionless at that time was actually a simulation at all, right?"
"how can that be possible?"
"According to your usual disposition, you must have been very happy when I said I was going to move last night, but last night you pretended to let me stay for a while. At that time, I thought you were quite gentle and considerate," Jing Jing said. With a glance, he said coldly, "Thinking about it now, it's so fake that it couldn't be more fake."
Shang Yi looked serious: "My dear, you really wronged me. I worked so hard to catch those dirty cockroaches for you, and you doubt me like this?"
Jing Jing smiled noncommittally: "Where are the corpses of those cockroaches?"
"Didn't you say you couldn't keep the dead body indoors, so I threw it in the trash can downstairs in your apartment."
"Sure enough, I am more sure that you are the one who is playing tricks." Jing Jing pushed him away vigorously, and while sitting up to get his clothes, he said, "Master Shang has put in so much effort for me, I am really touched. I was still thinking about giving birth to a child. I just married you, look now, we should discuss this topic again."
"..."
Shang Yi turned his face away from Jingjing for several days, but it was a pity that Jingjing didn't look at it at all.
She has recently enjoyed the high-standard treatment that only pregnant women can enjoy. This includes that pregnant women can't get angry but can make others angry, pregnant women can't wrestle but can make other people wrestle, pregnant women can't be picky eaters if they want to be picky eaters, and others don't care Hold on, pregnant women can go out if they want to go out, others can't stop them at all, and so on.
So ever since Shang Yi turned his face off, Jingjing automatically classified him as an air level.Every day, although I bow my head and don't see it, I look up and see it, but when I see it, I bow my head as if I didn't see it.
After a week like this, Shang Yi asked Jing Jing to have a serious and in-depth conversation.
Shang Yi said, "I think I'm very sad."
Jing Jing patted him on the shoulder and said calmly: "Uncle, in fact, you are not sad at all, you just think you should be sad. Besides, you are already old, so don't talk about whether you are sad or not." That's it. The literary and artistic youths who look up to 45 degrees are full of food, so don't learn from him."
"..."
"Also, think about it in another way. What difference does it make to you whether you are married or not? It's only different to me. Getting married basically puts another shackle on my head. What do you think? May I say yes?"
Shang Yi's face was still serious: "Azhi, if you shake a bunch of grapes in front of your eyes for a long time, it can be called fun; but if you shake it for too long, there is no guarantee that no tragedy will happen. Even if you are sure, I can't force you to do anything now." , and you can’t enjoy my indulgence and care for you calmly and without giving half a response. No one can guarantee that this kind of indulgence and care will not be polished one day without affirmation and encouragement. You marry me , is the best encouragement for my actions.”
Jing Jing looked at him for a while and said, "Are you brainwashing me about responsibility?"
Shang Yi didn't have any intention of joking with her: "Your sense of responsibility has always been strong in work, and you don't need me to brainwash you. I'm seriously discussing marriage with you."
"..."
"That's all I'm going to say. You'll understand the rest if I don't say anything." Shang Yi touched the top of Jingjing's head, "I have something to go out for a month tomorrow, please think about it carefully and give me an answer later."
"What do you need to go out for a month?"
Shang Yi was noncommittal: "Some things have to be done slowly."
Shang Yi went out for a month, and before he left, he explained all kinds of instructions in a complete manner, and he never called back after he left.The first week went smoothly, freely and happily. In the first half of the second week, Jing became a little bored. In the second half of the week, she began to toss her group of fake girlfriends in turn. In the third week, Jing finally couldn't sit still and put her phone away. The screen turned on and off, turned off and on again, struggled all morning, and finally took the phone and angrily went to the servant and asked, "Where did Shang Yi go?"
The servant bowed and replied, "The young master didn't say anything before he left. I don't know either."
Jing Jing breathed a sigh of relief and had nowhere to say, so he called Du Heng again.As a result, the noise over there made Jing even more upset: "I don't know! Miss, I've been staying at Jing's these days to help you with your business, okay! I definitely didn't lie to you! I don't believe you are coming to Jing's now! I I'm waiting for you here in the office!"
"..."
Jing Jing had no choice but to call He Wanfei again, and this time it took a long time to answer the call. He Wanfei's unique slow tone was undoubtedly the trigger for Jing Jing who was a little bit angry at the moment. Suo: "I don't know, I'm on vacation now, and I haven't contacted him recently."
Jing Jing really wanted to sarcastically say "You are so leisurely", when he suddenly heard a chaotic "First Aid in Ward 306" from the background sound over there, he paused and became alert: "Are you really on vacation?"
He Wanfei paused and said, "That's right."
Jing Liang said grimly: "Do you like vacationing in the hospital very much?"
"..."
Five minutes later, Jing was on the way to Yanyu Clinic, his mind was full of the words He Wanfei said lightly on the phone: "Don't worry, my brother is fine. It's just that there is a gallstone in the gallbladder, the doctor said It's a little serious, and he had a minor operation to remove the gallbladder a few days ago. He didn't tell you because he was afraid that you would be worried, and he will be discharged from the hospital in two days, so you don't need to come here."
Jing Jing said angrily: "Is this what you should say as a real brother?"
"Otherwise, what should I say? If I am serious, maybe you should make me act again." He Wanfei said casually, "Anyway, no one will die anyway."
"..."
Jing Jing drove all the way to the downstairs of the clinic, stopped the car just in time to see Yan Yu coming out to breathe, and grabbed his arm: "Which ward is Shang Yi in?"
Yan Yu glanced at her still flat belly: "Don't worry, it is said that children born to anxious pregnant women are also more irritable..." Seeing Jing Jing's eyes that wanted to kill, shut up, "602."
Jing Jing went straight to the sixth floor, and the moment he held the doorknob, his hands trembled unconsciously.She took a deep breath and pushed open the door. Four meters away, Shang Yi was lying on the hospital bed with his eyes closed, his lips slightly pale, his brows slightly frowned, his face seemed to be pale, and he was sleeping soundly.
Jing Jing walked to the hospital bed lightly, picked up a chair and sat down quietly.She looked at him with her chin up, her lips pursed first, then softened, then pursed again, and her eyes kept changing accordingly.
She watched for a while but didn't see him wake up, instead she felt sleepy.He touched a finger under Shang Yi's quilt, grabbed it, and fell asleep lying on the edge of the bed.
When Jing woke up again, someone was gently stroking her hair.She didn't even open her eyes, and her voice was clearly questionable: "Why didn't you even tell me about this?"
"It's not a big deal." Shang Yi was more understated than He Wanfei, "What if I told you and you said I was playing tricks? I was in a bad mood at the time, and I didn't want to argue with you about this issue."
Jing Jing buried his whole face in his arms, his back was a little stiff, and he didn't make a sound for a long time.It wasn't until Shang Yi suspected that she had fallen asleep again that she said sullenly: "Okay, I promise to marry you."
Shang Yi's hand paused: "Is this really coming back?"
Jing Jing lay there motionless, right as default.
Shang Yi's text message on his cell phone was slightly shocked, and he dug it out. The message came from Yan Yu, and it was concise and direct: "I work very hard on acting, and you remember to pay for it. If it is less than [-], I will tell Jingjing the news."
Shang Yi simply and neatly deleted the text message, threw the phone away, touched the back of Jing's head tenderly, and said softly, "I'm very happy now."
Three days later, Shang Yi was discharged from the hospital.The two registered on the same day and agreed to get married a year later.
After two months of marriage, Jing Jing learned the truth from Yan Yu, who has never been paid and has always been brooding about her. Then she discovered that the scars on Shang Yi's body were actually pasted on.
(End of this chapter)