Chapter 564
Chapter 564
Squint provocatively asked: "can you beat us?"
Niu Er looked at the two men and flattered them: "little brother, where can you beat big brother? I know at a glance that you two are not ordinary people. You must be Wulin experts."
"Are you a pawn for the landlady today?"
Niu Er smiled and said, "I shouldn't have disclosed trade secrets to you, but I think we have fate. Let me tell you. The landlady said she would send an antique to C City. "
"Send antiques?" He squinted and laughed.
Niu Er pretended to be puzzled and asked, "isn't it an antique?"
"Ha ha... Brother, I tell you: the landlady sent cash, not antiques."
"Cash? No. " Niu Er pretended to be surprised.
Squinting his eyes, he provoked: "brother, the landlady is not very nice to you. She even hides everything from you. At that time, you will die in the hands of the landlady. You don't know how to die. "
"I'm not familiar with the landlady. I helped her for the first time." Niu Er said.
Squint threatened: "brother, you protect the boss's cash. Be careful of being killed."
Niu Er pretended to be afraid and said, "I have no enemies with anyone. No one will kill me."
He smiled and said contemptuously, "brother, is this your first time to be such a bodyguard? I knew you were a rookie at first sight. "
Niu Er nodded and said, "the landlady asked me to do her a favor, and I came. It's really the first time for me to do such a thing."
Niu Er deliberately pretends to be stupid. He knows that the more stupid he pretends, the more he can confuse the two robbers.
"How much did the landlady give you?" Asked squinting.
Niu Er stretched out a finger and said, "ten thousand."
"I only give you ten thousand. Damn it, the landlady is really stingy." Squinting discontentedly provoked.
"It's not less than 10000. It's worth my usual two months' salary."
"Ha ha..." he smiled wildly.
Niu Er can see that he doesn't care about himself now. Such a silly boy deserves the boss's bad luck to be a bodyguard.
"What are you laughing at? Nothing funny. " Niu Er said unhappily.
"Silly boy, I tell you: according to the rules, if you bet this escort, the landlady should give you at least 300000." Squint.
"Three hundred thousand? You... Don't scare me. I haven't even seen 50000 yuan in my life. " Niu Er pretended to have never seen the world.
Squint shook his head and said, "silly boy, just like you, I really can't bear to kill you."
"Why did you kill me? Do I have a grudge against you? " Niu Er pretended to be confused.
"Silly boy, you protect the proprietress's things. We want to rob the proprietress's things. You say, how can we rob if we don't kill you?" Asked smilingly.
"Why did you two rob the landlady's things?" Niu Er asked naively.
Squinting at Niu Er, she seemed to say to herself, "strange, this shrewd landlady, why did she find a silly boy to escort cash? It's incredible. I see. She must want to save some money, so she found you, a silly boy. Yes, ten thousand yuan. "
"I'm not stupid." Niu Er said foolishly.
Niu Er knew that the more he said he was not stupid, he proved that he was really stupid.
Squinting at Niu Er, he said faintly, "brother, I'll teach you how not to be stupid. Will you listen?"
"Listen." Niu Er said quickly.
Squint taught: "wait a minute, we'll stop your car on the road. You'd better not resist. Just raise your hand above your head. When you're done, I'll give you 20000 yuan. "
"You want me to put my hand on my head?" Niu Er asked.
"Yes! This is a gesture of surrender, okay? "
"Yes, I know. I've seen it in movies. If you can't win, raise your hands and surrender." Niu Er said cleverly.
"Well said. It seems that you are just a little stupid, not so stupid that you can't even teach. " Squinting and elated.
Niu Er asked, "if I don't help the landlady, what if the landlady gets angry?"
"What are you afraid of her? It's important to keep your life. " Said with a narrow smile.
"All right. But when will you give me 20000 yuan? " Niu Er asked.
"I'll give it when I'm done. I won't give you a penny less," he replied with a smile
"All right." Niu Er agreed.
Squint and say: "silly boy, you go there quickly. Don't let the landlady see you with us."
Niu Er returned to the car.
As soon as Niu Er got to the car, Xiao Xue came back with the box.
"Sister Xiao, you're back."
Xiao Xue said with a smile, "I bought half a box of papyrus, which is enough for robbers to use for a while."
When Xiao Xue got into the car, Niu Er said, "sister Xiao, the two people behind are the robbers. Just now, I went to talk to them for a while."
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