Chapter 411
Chapter 411
"My God, brother Wang, what are you doing?" Cried the little swallow.
Pockmarked Wang smiled and said, "baby, I'm on fire again. I made a dish in your butt ditch."
The little swallow got up angrily and said discontentedly, "look at you, it's annoying to make my ass dirty!"
"Hee hee... I don't love the baby. I don't dare to insert it there. I have to make do with finding a replacement part." Pockmarked Wang said with a smile.
The swallow ran into the bathroom and went to take a shower.
Wang Mazi let off the fire. He slept in bed and thought greedily: do you want to meet the black girl?
Pockmarked Wang was hesitating when his mobile phone rang.
Pockmarked Wang picked up his mobile phone and looked at it. Ah! It was a message from black girl.
"Brother Wang, are you okay?"
Pockmarked Wang is happy and angry. What he likes is that the black girl still wants to make friends with him. What he is angry about is that the black girl started too hard, which made his little guy hurt in the middle of the night.
Wang Mazi thought about it and sent a wechat message back to Heiniu: "I'm not good. My crotch still hurts."
Pockmarked Wang's wechat is flirting.
After a while, black girl sent another wechat: "brother Wang, no wonder I, who asked you to scare me with something in your crotch."
Pockmarked Wang smiled. He liked the silly tone of the black girl very much.
Pockmarked Wang quickly replied, "how did I scare you?"
Pockmarked Wang thought greedily: my toy didn't poke you. How can I scare you?
After a while, black girl's wechat came again.
"Isn't it frightening me that it stands so high like an anti-aircraft gun? My mother said, "if a man's toy stands up, he just wants to do bad things."
After reading this message, pockmarked Wang couldn't help laughing. He thought: this black girl is very interesting.
Pockmarked Wang quickly sent a message: "did your mother teach you to pinch men?"
"Yes, my mother said: if a man's toy stands up in front of you, you should quickly hold it and don't let go. In this way, it won't harm you."
Pockmarked Wang giggled. Now he finally understood that black girl pinched his lifeblood. It was taught by her mother.
Pockmarked Wang replied, "your mother was wrong. It should be: when a man shows his plaything in front of you, it shows that the man likes you."
The black girl immediately sent another message: "do you like me?"
Wang Mazi saw that the black girl still had feelings for herself, so he quickly replied: "I told you earlier. I like you very much. I've liked you since I met you first."
"I don't believe it. If you like me, you will buy me a lot of things, but you only bought me a necklace." The black girl complained.
Pockmarked Wang sighed and thought: why is this black girl so greedy? She bought her a 15000 yuan necklace at once. Why isn't she satisfied?
"Baby, fifteen thousand yuan necklace is not enough. I tell you: many women and men don't get 15000 yuan necklaces when they get married. "
The black girl replied discontentedly, "if I were married to this man, I wouldn't sleep with him, let alone have children for him."
Pockmarked Wang couldn't help laughing at this reply. He thought: this black girl is really a little silly. Once married, how can she not sleep with a man and give him children.
Pockmarked Wang thought for a moment and asked, "baby, how many things do men have to buy you to like you?"
"At least 50000 yuan." Black girl replied.
Pockmarked Wang smiled darkly. He asked, "baby, if I buy you a gift of 50000 yuan, will you marry me?"
"Yes. However, my father and my mother will not agree, because you are too old, older than my father and my mother. "
Pockmarked Wang asked, "if I buy you a gift of 50000 yuan, I won't let you marry me, but let you give me a child, will you?"
Wang Mazi thought: Although the little swallow had conceived a child for him, he didn't know whether it was a son or a daughter. Besides, the little swallow ran away and seemed unreliable. Besides, even if the swallow gave birth to a son, there were too few Wang pockmarks. He felt that he had to have at least two sons to be insured.
The swallow gave him a baby and asked him for a million. If the black girl was willing to give him a baby, she would not have offered such a high price.
Black girl's reply came.
"Why don't you get married and have children?"
Pockmarked Wang smiled, and he quickly sent another message.
"Baby, I can't say this question clearly. I think we can date again this afternoon. When we meet, we'll discuss this problem."
"Brother Wang, didn't you say you don't want to see me again? Why do you want to meet again?"
Pockmarked Wang replied: "little baby, I was hurt by you yesterday, so I was angry for a moment. What I said is angry. I don't count."
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