Chapter 286
Chapter 286
Xiao Fang smoked fifteen belts in a row and was out of breath. She gasped and asked, "puppy, I ask you: do you have a memory?"
The little dog wailed and replied, "Xiao Fang, i... I have a long memory, so... I will go to work when I get sick."
Xiaofang raised her belt and threatened, "you are really ill. You are very ill, but your disease is called laziness."
"Xiao Fang, I have a headache these two days. It's true. I didn't lie to you."
"I ask you: is your headache over?" Xiaofang asked fiercely.
The dog replied with fear, "OK... OK, completely."
Xiaofang sneered and said, "puppy, I knew you had to be treated with a belt."
"Xiaofang, you... Can you be gentle with me and don't always threaten me with skin. Oh, my God, my ass is rotten by you. "
"I think it's light pumping that makes you have no long memory." Xiao Fang snapped.
The dog covered his ass with both hands and groaned, "Xiaofang, you... You will kill me sooner or later."
Xiao Fang smiled and said, "I haven't heard that spanking can kill people."
The little dog shrugged and said, "why can't you smoke the dead? That's one in today's news. "
The little dog took out his mobile phone from his pocket and searched it. He put the mobile phone close to Xiaofang's eyes and said, "I don't believe you see."
Xiaofang took the phone curiously. When she saw it, a line of words came into her eyes: "pulling a belt will kill him.".
Xiaofang was surprised and thought: one belt will kill people. I even smoked the puppy's fifteen belt. Isn't it more dangerous.
The dog threatened, "I'm not lying. You see, a belt will kill people. Xiao Fang, if you smoke me to death, you will be shot. "
Xiaofang thought: how can a belt kill people? She continued to look down curiously.
After reading a paragraph, Xiao Fang found that it was a novel.
Xiaofang threw her cell phone into the dog's arms and said, "dog, you think I'm illiterate and fool me. Hum! I want to cheat me with novels, so that I dare not take you with a belt. I tell you: don't make small calculations. In the future, as long as you get lazy again, I'll smoke your belt at least twenty times. "
"Xiao Fang, novels are not made out of nothing. Literary and artistic works come from life." The little dog argued.
Xiaofang stared at the dog and retorted, "you think I don't know. Novels are made up. The author can make them as he wants."
The little dog sighed and said, "Xiao Fang, if you don't believe it, forget it. In fact, I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid you'll be caught and shot if you accidentally smoke me to death. I know: your family depends on you to make money alone. If you are shot, how will you live alone? "
"Don't be so merciful in front of me. I won't eat this." Xiaofang rolled her eyes at the dog.
"Alas! My painstaking efforts have turned into donkey liver and lung. " Said the little dog, shaking his head.
Xiao Fang had a stiff face and said, "let's go and work in the hotel right away."
The little dog covered his ass and said, "Xiao Fang, you just smoked my belt for fifteen years. You have to let me have a rest."
"Rest a fart!" Xiao Fang stared.
The little dog was so frightened that he hurried to the door.
Xiaofang escorted the dog to the hotel.
When the landlady saw Xiao Fang coming with the dog, she said excitedly to Niu Er, "you see, only Xiao Fang can cure the dog. It seems that my family can't live without Xiao Fang."
As soon as the dog entered the restaurant, he covered his ass and complained to the landlady: "Mom, Xiaofang smoked my ass."
"Deserved it!" The landlady glared at the dog.
Xiaofang kicked the dog's ass and scolded, "don't you go to the kitchen to work!"
The little dog cried "ouch" and ran into the kitchen.
Xiaofang said to the landlady, "aunt, if the little dog doesn't do well, tell me." Then he turned and went out of the door.
As soon as Xiao Fang went out, she met Zhang Ting riding a tricycle home.
"Xiao Fang, you're back." Zhang Ting greeted her affectionately.
Niu Er accompanied Xiao Fang back to her hometown this time. Niu Er told Zhang Ting.
Niu Er said, "the landlady asked me to propose marriage to the dog. She didn't dare to go. She was afraid that Xiaofang's father would beat her."
Just now, Niu Er didn't bother Zhang Ting when he saw that Zhang Ting's newsstand was doing well. In addition, the landlady pestered Niu Er and couldn't get away for a moment.
"Back." Xiao Fang replied.
"Why didn't you see Niu Er?" Zhang Ting asked curiously.
"Niu Er has been in the hotel. Haven't you seen him?" Xiao Fang is a little curious.
Niu Er has a good relationship with Zhang Ting. Xiao Fang has heard of it for a long time. Although Niu Er denies his interest in Zhang Ting, Xiao Fang is always suspicious.
"I didn't see Niu Er. Maybe I was busy with business and didn't pay attention." Zhang Ting said.
Xiao Fang frowned and took care of it. She said quietly, "this time Niu Er accompanied me back to my hometown in the name of her boyfriend. My parents are very satisfied with him."
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