Chapter 1193
Chapter 1193
"Brother Niu, I'm in there." Xiaosuo answered happily.
Niu Er asked, "are you okay?"
Xiaosuo said sadly, "brother Niu, I'm locked in the house. I don't even have freedom of movement. Do you think I'm ok?"
Niu Er smiled and said, "yes, I have to let you taste the taste of being imprisoned. At the beginning, you tied me up and wanted to send me to the police station. Ha ha... I didn't expect you to be today. Seeing you like this now really relieves me."
Xiaosuo said angrily, "brother Niu, are you here to save me or come to see my joke?"
"Of course I came to see a joke. I heard that you were going to marry a man like Wu Dalang in the mountains and forests, but I was very happy. It seems that God is still just. The so-called: good will be rewarded for good, and evil will be rewarded for evil. Maybe God is punishing you. Let you reflect on what will happen if you harm others. "
"Niu Er, you are a bad guy. You are the worst egg in the world. I thought you came to save me. It turned out that you came to see a joke. I hate you."
Niu Er smiled and said, "Xiao Suo, you are going to be a bride tomorrow. You should be very happy. I heard that the scenery in the deep mountains and old forests is very good, the air is also fresh, and the groom is a Wudalang style figure, less than 1.5 meters high. He can't beat you, and he will let you be in charge. "
Xiao Suo said angrily, "Niu Er, I'm unlucky. I met my father who likes money. Do you think I'll honestly marry into the mountains and forests? impossible. Tomorrow morning, I will be hanged in this utility room. Let Wu Dalang take my body. Niu Er, I'll let you see my jokes and let you have a good time. When I'm a ghost, I'll settle with you first. I'll strangle you and eat your black heart. "
Niu Er said with a smile, "Xiao Suo, even if you have become a ghost, you have nothing to do with me. You know, I have martial arts and I can point acupoints. Moreover, I have another ability, that is, expelling ghosts. When you come, I can subdue you, let you be my ghost slave, cook and wash for me every day, and serve me all my life. "
Xiaosuo asked in panic, "Niu Er, can you really drive away ghosts?"
"Of course, expelling ghosts is also one of my specialties. Don't say you are a female ghost. I can deal with seven or eight male ghosts who are heinous. I advise you: if you are a ghost, don't come to me, otherwise you will be miserable by me. At that time, you will wash and cook for me during the day, and I will lock you up with a 100 kg iron chain at night. "
"Niu Er, you are so bad. I can't wait to bite you to death." Xiao Suo said angrily.
"Xiaosuo, you'd better not be a neck Hanging Ghost, because the neck Hanging Ghost is very ugly. The blood red tongue sticks out half a foot long and destroys your image. And after you become a ghost, your half foot long tongue can't shrink back. Think about it: how ugly it is to hang a long tongue all day. "
Xiaosuo asked in panic, "can't the tongue of the neck Hanging Ghost really shrink back?"
"Of course, why did I lie to you. To tell you the truth, Xiaosuo, you are very beautiful. If you die and become a neck Hanging Ghost, your image will be destroyed. I suggest you never hang yourself. "
Xiaosuo asked angrily, "Niu Er, I'm locked in this utility room. What should I do if I don't hang?"
Niu Er gave an idea and said, "early tomorrow morning, I'll buy a bag of rat poison. When you sit in the sedan chair, I'll secretly give it to you. In this way, if you eat the rat poison in the sedan chair, you'll go to heaven in a few minutes."
The little lock said angrily, "Niu Er, you bad guy, gave me bad ideas. There was a widow in our village. After the death of a man, she couldn't live any longer. She died by taking rat medicine. After she died, her face was livid and her eyes turned. She looked terrible and didn't look good at all. Niu Er, do you want me to be that ugly? "
Niu Er said, "Xiaosuo, I think it's best to look after death after taking rat poison. If you don't agree to take rat poison, how else can you die? "
Xiaosuo begged: "brother Niu, I used to be sorry for you. Don't be angry with me. Now that you're here, hurry to save me. As long as I'm out of danger, you can let me do anything, that is, let me wash, cook and be your junior all my life."
Niu Er smiled and said, "I dare not let you serve me. You have to marry me and serve me all your life. With this, I can never save you. Think about it: if I save you, you will pester me and make me restless. You think I'm stupid. Will you make trouble for yourself? "
Xiaosuo begged, "brother Niu, as long as you save me today, you can do whatever you want me to do. If you hate me, I can disappear in front of you and never pester you. Anyway, as long as your brother Niu saves me, I'll listen to whatever you say. "
Niu Er asked, "if I save you, you are not allowed to pester me again in the future, and you are not allowed to put forward absurd requests to marry me. You should make it clear that you and I are just brothers and sisters. We should follow the rules of brothers and sisters and not mess with the rules."
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