novelraw Chapter 649 538: Bunny Is Under a Lot of Pressure Lately
Chapter 649 538: Bunny Is Under a Lot of Pressure Lately
Zhu Bajie quickly shook his head.
"My dear sister, who in the world doesn't know that I, Old Pig, am the most civilized."
The young girl managed to stir up trouble between the master and his three disciples in just a few sentences, even more effectively than the White Bone Demon.
Though they could still continue their journey, with this troublesome girl, their travel efficiency became unbearably low. And for some reason, the girl didn't seem in a hurry to go back home.
...
The Jade Rabbit recently felt a bit stressed.
What's the reason?
Because her parents have been pressuring her to get married recently.
As the pet of the Deity of the Moon, the Jade Rabbit, by its years, wasn't young anymore, and her parents had long exhausted their lifespan and entered reincarnation, so where would parents come from?
These parents weren't her real mom and dad; strictly speaking, they were actually the parents of her enemy.
As everyone knows, there are no males in the Moon Palace (the woodcutter doesn't live in the Moon Palace). Other than the Deity of the Moon dwelling deep in the Guanghan Palace, it's just a group of Chang'e.
Women, in a dormitory of four, can form twelve groups, not to mention eight hundred Chang'e.
Fairies are women too, living together daily may appear peaceful, but how could there be no friction?
So even though the Jade Rabbit is the Deity of the Moon's pet, she's still female, and inevitably gets drawn into it.
Women are creatures adept at utilizing rules; openly they might not act randomly, but in private, plenty of shady tactics exist.
The Jade Rabbit, unfortunately, got tricked due to negligence and consumed an unknown pill that caused her fur to fall out.
At first, she didn't think it was a problem, because she shed fur normally too, but when she noticed her fur becoming sparse, she immediately suspected something was wrong.
After pondering, she ran to Doushuai Temple and found her good buddies Jin Jiao and Silver Horn. Jin Jiao and Silver Horn were playful, but their skills weren't bad. After examining the Jade Rabbit, they knew she had been drugged.
The name of the drug wasn't important; calling it a Hair Loss Pill or a Hair Loss Pill would do.
The Jade Rabbit, being an old rabbit in the Guanghan Palace, quickly understood the situation. After obtaining a Hair Growth Pill, she intended to seek revenge on the culprit.
When she returned to the Guanghan Palace, she hadn't even begun investigating when the culprit herself couldn't sit still, and fearing the Jade Rabbit's revenge, descended to the mortal world for reincarnation.
It's not just talk that there's a gulf between immortals and mortals; inner fighting between immortals counts as minor friction among colleagues, but if an immortal wantonly interferes with a mortal, it becomes a big issue.
Though the Jade Rabbit has some backing, it might not necessarily be of much use when it comes to dealing with real matters.
However, your Sister Rabbit, who has always been narrow-minded, how could she possibly let go of someone who drugged her?
After much thought, she came up with a plan. Recently, she heard that Jin Jiao and Silver Horn went to give Jin Can Zi a trial, so why couldn't she descend under that pretense? She could seek revenge, help Jin Can Zi, and even earn some merit.
Three birds with one stone!
Who said this rabbit is dumb?
That dull appearance is all an act; this rabbit is too clever!
So, she went to tell the Deity of the Moon about it. The Deity of the Moon simply thought the Jade Rabbit was too bored staying in the Moon Palace and wanted to go out and play.
Even dog owners occasionally take their dogs out for a walk, and since this rabbit owner has never taken the rabbit out, it indeed wasn't too qualified. So, he agreed.
The Jade Rabbit, with the endorsement of the Deity of the Moon, gleefully set off to find the reincarnation of that Moon Palace Su E.
But deep down, the Jade Rabbit was kind-hearted and didn't intend to cause any deadly harm, just wanted to let her suffer a bit to avenge its fur.
So she left her out in the wild, and transformed into a princess waiting for Xuanzang to arrive. It turned out this substitute got her into trouble.
The King and Queen were overly enthusiastic towards her!
No way, are your hearts that big? Don't you know your own daughter's personality? Can't you sense the difference at all?
The better they treated the Jade Rabbit, the more worried she became. The kind-hearted rabbit couldn't bring itself to repay kindness with cruelty.
So now her princess substitute seemed to become the True Princess, and recently the King and Queen were even considering her marriage, planning to find her a Prince Consort.
The Jade Rabbit had never gone through anything like this! She hadn't even considered marriage all these years!
She was hesitating whether to simply switch back the princess, as she wasn't able to continue the act.
"Brother Jin Can Zi, it's not that I, Sister Rabbit, am not helping you. It's just that I can't ruin myself for your sake."
The Jade Rabbit appeared to be obedient, but secretly was prepared to run away at any time, digging several holes in advance.
Then during a parade, she saw Xuanzang riding a white horse.
Her spirits lifted instantly, "Brother, you finally came!"
She turned all her grievances into energy, and threw the Red Embroidered Ball in her hand like a weapon towards Xuanzang's forehead.
Xuanzang was merrily watching the event when suddenly, 'duang!' His vision went black, and instinctively, he caught the thing that struck his forehead.
"Wukong? Wukong!"
"The princess has chosen her Prince Consort! Quick, quick, quick! Take them away!"
Before Xuanzang could understand what was happening, he and his horse were dragged into the Royal Palace.
Sun Wukong, at this time, wasn't worried at all. Instead, he was delighted and cheerfully exclaimed, "Master, may you soon have many sons!"
Xuanzang:...
Why was it only Xuanzang and Wukong at the scene? This was all thanks to the young girl.
Upon reaching the Royal City, the girl showed no intention of immediately returning home but instead dragged Zhu Bajie around shopping for various items.
Xuanzang, helpless, could only take Sun Wukong to find her parents, feeling this matter was more urgent than the Passage Document; otherwise, the team might disperse.
Shao Wujing was left behind to watch over the luggage.
As a result, the moment the two entered the city to watch the excitement, this whole episode unfolded.
Sun Wukong had already used his Eyes of Golden Flame to check, and that princess's forehead had Pure Qi flowing, and Divine Light radiating, not looking like a demon at all, so he was very assured of his master's safety.
He watched for a while longer before returning to meet up with Sha Wujing, but Zhu Bajie and the girl hadn't returned yet.
"Senior Brother, where's the master? Why is the master not here?"
Sun Wukong replied with a grin, "Master has been summoned as the Prince Consort by the princess. Once Bajie returns, we'll prepare gifts and get ready for a big feast!"
Shao Wujing: "Huh?"
It was nearing evening when Zhu Bajie returned with the girl, draped with items of all sizes, obviously not having been idle all day.
He still had some conscience and immediately asked upon realizing the master wasn't there: "Where's the master? Where has the master gone?"
Sun Wukong chuckled and said, "The princess picked a prince consort during the day, and master went to become one."
Zhu Bajie felt a bit envious, but upon thinking of his dear sister, he wasn't as jealous anymore. Your princess might not be as obedient as my dear sister!
At this point, his dear sister spoke up.
"I disagree!"
Zhu Bajie: ???
Sun Wukong utterly dismissed this unruly girl, saying disdainfully, "My master is marrying the princess, you wild girl, don't cause trouble."
The girl stammered for a while and finally seemed to make up her mind, saying, "How am I causing trouble? That princess is fake, I am the True Princess!"
"I don't want to marry that Great Monk, he's stubborn and boring!"
Sun Wukong had seen the princess's face, so he wasn't surprised internally. Bajie, following the girl here and there deliberately avoiding seeing her, hadn't personally seen the princess's face, so he didn't know they looked identical.
Upon hearing the girl's words, he immediately believed it. My dear sister's refusal to accept the master must be because she has feelings for me!
Surprises always come so suddenly.
Now his beloved sister being a princess, and having feelings for him, later on, when her identity was restored, himself becoming the Prince Consort, wouldn't he be soaring?
For the sake of love, surely, the master would understand why he paused the journey for scriptures.