novelraw Chapter 556: King of Trash Talk
Chapter 556: King of Trash Talk
Everyone: "???"
Ji You: "???"
Dead silence——
In the air, a suffocating silence pervaded——
After quite a while!
The entire audience burst into a violent, uproarious laughter:
"Holy shit!"
"A sight for sore eyes!"
"At this moment, I just want to ask how big is the shadow in Ma Dashuai’s heart?"
"Ma Dashuai, make a peep, will ya! Don’t be stingy over those one or two points."
"Yeah! Stop pinching pennies like that, act like a man and make a sound."
"Someone give him a Yellow Wake-up Call!" (Slang for urine)
Ma Dashuai, with veins popping on his forehead: "F*ck! My ashes have been collected, what do you want me to say?"
System: [Warning! Warning! Warning! Corpse speaking out of turn, deducting 1 point.]
Surroundings: "Pfft hahaha..."
Ma Dashuai: "..."
Ma Dashuai, going mad with rage: "Where’s the corpse from? I’m ashes now!"
System: [Warning! Warning! Warning! Corpse speaking out of turn, deducting 1 point!]
Surroundings: "Pfft hahaha..."
Ma Dashuai: "..."
Ma Dashuai went straight into shutdown mode.
...
The powerfully skilled opponents and the dramatic conclusion heated up the atmosphere of the entire Alliance competition.
Not only the audience, but even the Combat Department of the 131st class of Lanyue Star Military Academy was as lively as a marketplace!
"What a talent!"
"Fu Feng, so epic!"
"What kind of model citizen is this?"
"Cough cough..." Even Mu Jianling, who had been standing with arms crossed and silent throughout, suddenly coughed at this moment, breaking the noise in the training room and said: "Killing and hiding bodies, that’s a good habit. However, this is something you guys don’t need to learn from him."
Students: "Pfft hahaha..."
Mu Jianling: "Silence! Watch the next match."
Students immediately fell silent.
Ji You felt a tremble of nerves, getting a bit anxious, and when she felt nervous, she couldn’t help but rub her hands...
Rubbing once for bad fortune.
Rubbing twice for mildew.
Rubbing thrice for being jinxed.
Mumbling to herself, feeling that after she had rubbed off all the attributes of bad luck, Ji You was about to re-enter Star Network to meet her match when she suddenly caught sight of Liu Fufeng beside her dismantling a small paper man again.
Ji You: "..."
Ji You muttered: "You fold and tear that paper man, tear and fold, don’t you find it bothersome?"
Liu Fufeng raised his hand, blocking the half-dismantled small paper man, and said with pursed lips: "It’s useless now, throw it away."
Ji You: "..."
Ji You: "Sounds exactly like a player."
Liu Fufeng: "..."
Although Liu Fufeng was denounced by Ji You like this, still under the pressure from Ji You, he stretched out his fair fingers, snap~
Snap~
Snap~
Without saying a word, Liu Fufeng quickly dismembered the small paper man into pieces and chunks and threw it into the garbage recycling bin.
Ji You: "What a player!"
Despite incessant internal complaints, Ji You had a match coming up and no longer had the inclination to delve into Liu Fufeng’s peculiar behavior. She hurriedly entered Star Network.
Upon connecting to Alliance University’s intranet, the system immediately sent a prompt: [Rag Queen: Hello, your competition is about to start, would you like to enter the arena now?]
Ji You nodded promptly: "Enter."
Immediately after, a teleportation gate appeared, and without another word, Ji You stepped through.
The scene before her eyes flickered, and when her vision cleared, she found herself inside the arena, where she saw—
Countless members of the audience below.
Wow——
One.
Two.
Three.
The number of people, probably tens of millions to over a billion!
This is a major event!
Thinking of so many audiences watching her, Ji You felt quite embarrassed for a moment. She scratched her head and greeted the audience: "Hi—Hello everybody, I am the Rag Queen, thanks for your support."
Audience: "..."
Audience A: "Honestly, I came here today just to laugh at the Rag Queen."
Audience B: "+1"
Audience C: "+2"
Audience D: "+3"
...
Ji You: "..."
This is freaking awkward.
But—
Forget it.
To hell with these plastic audiences.
Ji You thickened her skin and said, "I can feel everyone’s enthusiasm, I will definitely try my best to win and not let everyone down."
Audience: "..."
At this moment, Hero King suddenly spoke, saying: "Rag Queen, I am very happy to battle with you again."
Ji You: "I am not happy."
Around her: "..."
Holy moly—
This is so awkward.
I’m going to diiiieeeee from this conversation.
A hint of displeasure flashed across Hero King’s face, but still, he pretended to be calm and said, "I lost to you last time, but this time I will definitely try hard to beat you."
Ji You shook her head: "Impossible."
Hero King: "..."
Hero King: "We shall see!"
Ji You waved her hand, saying casually, "Your strength is not enough. Your money ability is also lacking, so stop making a fool of yourself."
Hero King: "..."
Hero King took a deep breath, he was about to explode with anger!
This bastard!
This bastard!
He’s going to kill her!
In front of everyone, he’ll smash her dog head and turn her into ashes just like Fu Feng did to Ma Dashuai earlier!
But he wouldn’t collect her corpse; he’d scatter her ashes to the wind!
He wanted to disperse her ashes in front of everyone,
Suddenly—
Ji You raised an eyebrow and said: "Hero King, with your eyeballs rolling around all shifty, what are you thinking? Surely you’re not thinking of scattering my ashes. You better check if you pee yellow first, or if you have a urinary tract infection!"
"Pfft—"
A burst of roaring laughter erupted from around her.
The face of Hero King turned shades of green and then white...
He roared furiously: "Rag Queen! You! You! You!"
Ji You spread her hands: "Straighten your tongue before you speak."
Even though Hero King considered himself a suave gentleman with impeccable manners and demeanor, he couldn’t stand Rag Queen’s humiliation and abandoned all pretense of civility, cursing out loud: "You foul-mouthed bastard! Die!"
Boom—
In an instant, dozens of High Energy Particle Cannons attacked Ji You simultaneously!
Boom—
Boom—
Boom—
Ji You: "..."
"Holy shit!" Ji You’s mouth hung open, "A foul mouth feels good for a moment, later it leads straight to the crematorium aaaaahhh!!!"
"Aaaaaahhh!!!"
Without another word, Ji You piloted the Mechanical Blade and immediately took off—
She wasn’t good at many things, but her fleeing skills were top-notch, especially after these days of battling with the Little Robot, she had honed her ability to escape...
For a moment, the dozens of High Energy Particle Cannons from Hero King couldn’t touch her at all. Not only that, but Rag Queen occasionally counterattacked with a shot of her own, firing cold shots at Hero King...
Several times, Hero King nearly got hit.
The face of Hero King looked terribly gloomy.
Then—
Hero King, in front of everyone, suddenly activated a Protective Shield.
—The exact same latest Protective Shield used by Fu Feng, the kind that cost 100,000 points.
Ji You: "..."
Ji You: "Aaaahhh!!! I’m about to hate on the rich!"