Chapter 20
Chapter 20
◎Let’s play it◎
After class, the students crowded around to look at the two statues made of candles.
"Awesome! Can I touch it?"
Although dragons are selfish creatures who like to keep treasures, they also hide their favorite things.
But seeing the expectant eyes of the students in the class, Kang Na nodded generously, "Yeah."
The boys touched the candle statue with careful hands.
A group of people surrounded Goto Hime’s candle statue, Goto Hime turned around and asked Kang Na: “Is making statues also your father’s strong point?”
Kang Na shook her head, "It wasn't my father who did it, it was Wu who did it."
Goto Hime: "Black Santa Claus?"
Connor: "Yeah."
Goto Hime tilted his head: "What is the job of Black Santa Claus?"
Goto Ji didn't know what her father's job was, because she seemed to be hiding it from her on purpose. In order not to worry her father, she didn't ask specifically.Perhaps through the black Santa Claus, you can know what the work content of your father goes to work every day.
Kanna seems to have heard of it, and Fu Heihui and Wujo Satoru usually said it, but this word is difficult to pronounce.
She frowned tightly, and finally remembered the super difficult pronunciation: "jujuju (吃周呀)!"
It seems that the pronunciation is not standard, but the meaning should be similar, right?
"It's amazing. I haven't even heard of it. It just sounds like a bird singing. Is it related to raising birds?"
"I don't know." Kang Na shook her head, "But it seems to be very busy. Wu sometimes comes back very late, sometimes he can't come back from outside, and occasionally has temporary work to go out."
Goto Hime saw something in common, "My dad is too. He is often very busy, and the working hours are not fixed. Sometimes he gets busy suddenly, and sometimes he is very free at home."
Kanna's mind flashed Gojo Satoru who was sometimes so tired that he collapsed on the sofa and fell asleep, but sometimes he seemed to be fine.
Kanna: "So is Wu."
"My dad can carve candles."
"So is Wu."
"Always go to work in all black."
"So is Wu."
"So Black Santa is the same job as my dad?"
"It's all jujuju."
Goto Hime said happily: "Maybe the two of them also know each other."
When Goto Hime came home, she was very excited to share with her father what happened in school, "I seem to know what kind of job my father does."
Goto Kakushi, who was still undoing his tie, suddenly lost all color and was petrified on the spot.
Kakushi Goto, the father of Hime Goto, and - the author of the manga "Sun Gold Moon Jade", a comic cartoonist of dirty jokes.It is an existence so humble that it may be discriminated against in the pyramid of ordinary people's eyes.
Therefore, he has not disclosed the content of his work to his children so far.
He even lied to his children that he was an ordinary company white-collar worker in order to conceal his work. In order to make a lie, he went out in a business suit every day, and changed into a sloppy casual T-shirt as soon as he arrived at the comic studio, because If you don't dress like this, you can't draw manga.
He took so much trouble to conceal his occupation.
but now!His daughter said she knew her job!
"Xiao Ji, listen to my explanation. Things are not as you imagined! Although it seems to be a very bad job in Xian Chong's eyes! But I earn much more money than those ordinary white-collar workers! My income 70% is used to pay taxes! Dad is not that kind of useless person, he is a person who has contributed a lot to the whole society! So..." After being incoherent for so long, he covered his face and said in a tone that was about to cry, "Woo Woohoo, don't hate Dad just because of work."
Goto Ji tilted his head, "The family members of my classmates seem to work in the same job as my father."
Eh?Is it possible that a cartoonist with pornographic jokes... is such a common job with such a high chance of being easy to meet?
Impossible!
There is no one like him in this world!
Then Goto Hime talked about the discussion between herself and Kanna, and she expressed her conclusion with excitement: "So Dad, you are also jujuju!"
Kakushi Goto: ...
What's this?birdsong?
And... Judging from this description, if he guessed correctly, Xiaoji's family members are [-]% unemployed, and they just pretend to go to work occasionally.After all, this is the only possibility that is similar to a freelance job like a cartoonist.
That is the legendary - vagrants.
Gojo Satoru, who was suspected of being a vagrant, was bored and paralyzed at home at this time.
Gojo Satoru: "It's so boring——!"
It happened to be the season when there were not many spell spirits, and it was a rare holiday for magicians.I am usually so busy, but now I am suddenly free, and I feel that doing anything is boring.
This feeling of powerlessness cannot be resolved even by playing Renditang, the savior of mankind.
Just when Fu Hei Hui went downstairs to get a drink, Gojo Satoru waved to him, "Hui, come here."
Fu Heihui opened the refrigerator, and with a bang, the white refrigerator door completely blocked Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru didn't care, Fu Heihui himself always put on an expression that was not happy to see anyone, he continued to wave like a dog: "Come here, let's play games together."
Holding two boxes of milk and a bottle of juice in his hand, Fu Heihui walked into the home elevator with a blank face, and with a ding, the silver metal door closed. Fu Heihui went straight up without even giving Gojo Satoru upstairs.
ignore?
"Tsk, brat."
At this time, Gojo Satoru was completely unaware of what happened behind his back.
On another day, Gojo Satoru sat upside down in front of the chair like a primary school student, and asked Miki, "It seems that the fruit at home has been replaced with a new batch. Is there anything you want to eat?"
"For me, anything is fine." Tsumiji smiled softly, "Mr. Wu can buy whatever he likes."
"I really want to eat strawberries now, but it's a pity that they are not in season. Even if I can buy them, they are not very sweet."
"Ah."
"Do you have any fruit you want to eat?"
"I also can."
Gojo Satoru took out his phone and swiped his fingers a few times quickly, "We'll make a decision when the ingredients are delivered next time. Do you want to see what to buy together?"
Jin Meiji weighed the strap of the schoolbag on his shoulder, and said in an embarrassed voice, "Sorry, I have a lot of homework today, so I'll go up first."
Then, under Gojo Gojo's straight gaze, he entered the elevator coldly.
Then when Kang Na went home, Gojo Gojo said in a complaining tone, "Kang Na, just now..."
He was only halfway through when Kang Na glanced at him quickly, as if Gojo Satoru was a Medusa who couldn't look directly at him, quickly retracted his gaze, lowered his head, and ran up the stairs quickly with two short legs .
Leaving behind Gojo Satoru, who opened his mouth slightly and hadn't finished speaking yet.
Wutiaowu: "..."
Only then did he realize that something was wrong, and stood up on the chair with a whoosh.
Because he was originally sitting with his back on his back, he got up so fast that he overturned the solid wooden chair with a loud noise.
Gojo Satoru didn't even intend to help.
The blue eyes under the sunglasses have already realized the secrets that the elementary school students at home are keeping from him, and this feeling of being xenophobic keeps magnifying, magnifying, magnifying, infinitely bigger.
No, you have to figure it out.
Gojo Satoru didn't use the home elevator, but walked up the stairs that made no sound while lying on his body like a cat.
He wants to see what these three elementary school students are doing under the nose of his majestic super magician!
If it's fun, it's unforgivable!They didn't call him!
And if it's boring, it's inexcusable!She actually squeezed him out because of boring things!
He was fully prepared and went upstairs as carefully as a spy. Before he poked his head out of the corner, he heard Kang Na's voice coming from Tsumiki's room.
"Wu went upstairs."
hateful!Among the three elementary school students, there is a dragon with sensitive hearing who is doing anti-reconnaissance!
is it necessary?Is it necessary? Is it necessary!
Gojo Satoru stopped acting, and pushed away the room where the three elementary school students were located aggressively like grabbing a bag.
Three elementary school students knelt and sat separately in front of the small table. The table was messy, with a pile of randomly opened homework books and magazines on it.
Gojo Satoru inspected them with the six eyes that were rarely seen in a hundred years in the magic world. The table was covered with paper, and he didn't find anything strange.
He narrowed his eyes, like the dean who said "hand over your phone", and asked them seriously: "What are you guys doing recently?"
From the time he came in until now, Fu Heihui was the most calm among the three, and the muscles on his face did not change at all.
"Do your homework together," he said.
As for why Wujo Wu was not called.
He narrates a cruel fact without any waves: "Because you don't know how to teach homework."
Gojo Satoru who couldn't refute: "..."
Tsumiji lowered her head slightly because of a guilty conscience.Kang Na kept looking at Fu Heihui with some anxiety, and Fu Heihui looked at Gojo Satoru expressionlessly.
There was a long silence.
"This family really can't stay for a quarter of an hour! All of you don't like me! You unite to bully me! I don't want to play with you anymore!"
Immediately afterwards, Gojo Satoru covered his face and wept, turning around and running away with a melodious cry of "woo woo woo".
Fu Heihui: "..."
"Wu!" Kang Na immediately got up from the cluttered ground, trying to stop Gojo Wu who had run away from home. Fortunately, Fu Heihui grabbed her by the tail in time.
Connor was caught by him and slammed on the brakes.
"Although I know it's fake crying." Tsumiji touched his chest and sighed, "But I still feel like I've done something bad, and I feel a little sorry."
Kang Na was stunned when she heard Tsumiji's words, "Fake crying?"
Fu Heihui was expressionless: "It's obvious, right?"
Kang Na tilted her head: "Is there really no need to call Wu back?"
"Don't pay attention to him, if you really go to him, you'll be in his favor." Fu Heihui said coldly, "Maybe he's eavesdropping on us right now at the door."
In fact, it was Gojo Satoru who was hiding by the window with a spell: "..."
The author says:
This plot was decided long ago, and I saw that Gojo Satoru was "mature and stable" in the comment area, so when I wrote the last paragraph, I was a little afraid that I would live up to everyone's expectations (the hand that lit the cigarette trembled slightly)
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The Roman pronunciation of conjurer is jujustusi, and the voice actor kept complaining about the difficulty of pronouncing this word during the interview, and Kang Na couldn't pronounce it even more. The pronunciation she pronounced was probably similar to "jiujiujiu".
Thanks to the shareholders who fought against reconnaissance with Kang Na:
感谢在2022-01-1110:31:40~2022-01-1123:43:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Winnie; 10 bottles of glutinous rice dumplings; 361329556 bottles; 1 bottle of koi and sweet natural roll;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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[Jiu Jiu Jiu is so cute]
[There is a saying that "spells" are really difficult to say, and I often get stuck]
【Great! 】
[The animation of this plot is called "Curse Dad", just like "Super Power Daughter", "Spy Playing House", "School Dad", "Little Mummy Comes to My House" and other daily shows.
Brother Jie, blackening is prohibited in the daily series, you hold me steady]
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[Still very mature, I didn’t like Gojo Satoru after reading the original book, and neither did other colleagues, but now I like it...]
"jujustusi" is a big catch for the author~
Ah, it’s tsu put じゅじゅつし]
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[Goto Hime is also a cutie!You can go to station a to see the hidden things, the style and color of the painting are beautiful. 】
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