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Another example is this:
Jianren has always wanted the big flute, but it has never been released, and the small flute, White Dragon Ball, has never been released, but he still does not give up the treatment, and insists on following various DH groups
One day the swordman was playing DH, so the following conversation happened
Landlord: You play slowly, I will go down first
Swordman: Come on, I just started fighting the leader
Landlord: Make a fan, a flute, and a harness
Swordman: Thank you for your blessing...
Landlord: No, those who have been blessed by me...
The next day the landlord asked the swordman if he had played the flute.
Swordsman: I haven't played...it's too bad
Landlord: Your CD just happens to be staggered with mine, otherwise you will come to the fixed group I follow, and the command is very sharp
Swordman: Wow, when will you fight in the fixed group?
Landlord: Usually tonight or tomorrow night?Our CD should be the same at this time. . .Anyway, I didn’t add them YY, I just called them when I saw friends calling them
Sword Man: Remember to call me
The landlord suddenly felt very irritable, and he didn't know why.
Maybe it's because the person I'm troubled by doesn't know it all day long, and lives happier than anyone else
Landlord: I don’t want to call you anymore
Swordman: Why did the master promise not to cheat?
Landlord: Because suddenly I don’t like you
Swordman: New CD this week
Landlord: Go ahead, anyway, I won’t call this week
Sword Man: Well, if you don’t hit me, I’ll be more at ease. Your face is too dark and you’ve infected me. What should I do?
Also like this:
Swordman: I'm stuck on the campus network. The shared network cable in our dormitory is unbearable!
Landlord: You are weak.
Swordsman:....... Want to rebel? !
Landlord: Stupid!Can't use the charging route?
Swordman: The charging router is not sold...
Landlord: ... build JD.com
Swordman: …
Landlord (suddenly getting better): I’m so happy, I’ve decided
Sword Man: What to decide?
Landlord: From now on, I’ll bully you every time I’m black-faced and tell you to say I’m black-faced, so you can be black-faced too
Sword Man:........hehe I'm going to add a vendetta
Swordman: The reward is not bad!
Landlord: My friend PVP is waiting for this money
Swordsman: You need to reduce attributes!
Landlord: reduce it
Swordman: Well, you don’t even care==
Landlord: I care about the use of wool
Landlord: Just like my face is black, can you come out if you care?
Swordsman:......
Sword Man: Maybe you are very popular as a disciple, master~ You can definitely get a golden snake if you master the big flute~
Landlord: oh
Sword Man: You didn't even respond to mentioning the Golden Snake!
Swordman: It seems that you are destined to fail
The host looked at the lively facial expressions of instant noodles in YY chat, and smiled slightly.
Landlord: I'm going to switch servers
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