Surviving in the Beast World with a System

Chapter 237: I Guarantee You’ll Crawl Back to the Tribe

"Yeah, those members of the Black Wolf Tribe really have no eye for beauty. Our Yue is obviously very pretty."

Wu Yue looked reproachfully at the beastman who was bending over to enter her thatched hut. "You think saying that will make me proud?"

Yuan Lang’s starry eyes sparkled. "I’m just stating a fact. What’s there to be proud of?"

A smile touched Wu Yue’s lips as she gave Yuan Lang a sidelong glance. "You do have good taste after all."

Seeing this, the beastman couldn’t help but laugh out loud. ’What a little female, loves to hear compliments.’

"I have some good news for you."

The beastman blinked, and Wu Yue, on the receiving end of a wink, felt her heart skip a beat...

’This guy is oozing charm all over the place again...’

She silently scooted over a bit. "What is it?"

Seeing the slight defensiveness in her eyes, Yuan Lang, exasperated, reached out and ruffled her already somewhat messy hair.

Then, with a strong sense of self-preservation, he spoke up just as the little female was about to blow her top: "We can leave for the tribe tomorrow."

Sure enough, Wu Yue’s half-risen anger instantly vanished. Her round eyes looked at him. "Didn’t you say we’d wait until that Half-beastman Warrior’s injuries were a little better before leaving?"

"The Black Wolf Witch found out what happened today and has already used witch power to heal that Half-beastman Warrior."

Yuan Lang raised an eyebrow. "Wouldn’t you call that good news?"

Wu Yue’s eyes filled with joy. "That’s the best news I could have hoped for!"

She jumped up in delight.

Yuan Lang watched her with a smile. Perhaps because she was so happy, the little female’s thin face seemed to glow with a bit more radiance.

But accidents always happen when you least expect them...

Just as a certain Beastman Warrior was still lost in a certain little female’s sweet smile, the little female had already pounced on him like a frog, pinning the beastman beneath her.

Looking down at the completely baffled Yuan Lang beneath her, Wu Yue flashed a wicked smile. "Did you think I’d forgotten about you messing up my hair just now?

Heh heh, how could I have caught you if I didn’t let you lower your guard?"

With that, she "rolled up" her non-existent sleeves, and her thin little hands grabbed Yuan Lang’s head and started ruffling his hair vigorously.

She even let out a cackle as she did so.

Looking at the little female straddling his waist, Yuan Lang felt his illusions shatter...

’How does it suddenly feel... like I’m getting abused before we’re even married!’

"Yue, did you know? We can go back tomor— Whoa!

What are you two doing in broad daylight?"

Yuan Qi and the group of beastmen behind him stared at the couple’s suggestive posture inside the thatched hut, and a knowing, sleazy smile spread across all their faces.

"I never would’ve guessed, Yuan Lang. So you’re into this kind of thing."

"How’s it feel to be on the bottom?"

"What a stupid question. Can’t you see from the look on Yuan Lang’s face that he’s loving it?"

Yuan Lang: "..."

’I’ll smash your tiger head in! Which one of your eyes sees me ’loving it’?’

’I’m completely baffled, okay?!’

"What are you all looking at? Crowding around... Why are there two lion heads?"

Teng Qian, who had finally managed to squeeze into the center of the crowd, blurted this out the moment he saw the two messy heads in the thatched hut.

Only then, under their combined Death Gaze, did he realize it was Wu Yue and his own boss...

’I really want to cry. Isn’t this the time to change the subject?’

"Boss, are you and Yue researching new positions?"

Yuan Lang ground his teeth as he glared at this pig-headed underling. "We haven’t even tried the old positions, so what new positions would I be researching? Don’t you think for a second that changing the subject will work, kid.

You, get over here. I guarantee you’ll still be able to crawl back to the tribe."