Strange in public! Trying to conceive in private! Pampered and kissed every night.

Chapter 53 Embarrassed and blushing

Chen Siyan looked at Song Xinya's sly, gleaming eyes and was speechless.

"Hey sis, tone it down. You're practically begging to see me make a fool of myself."

Song Xinya: "Life is just about mutual interaction, like me cricketing and you cricketing, today I laugh at you, tomorrow you laugh at me. It's a two-way street, a reciprocal exchange."

"Want to know? Fine, I'll tell you," Chen Siyan shrugged. "Brother Yan, I don't care."

The main problem is that this matter can no longer be hidden. Even if he doesn't tell Song Xinya, other colleagues will tell her about it.

It's always better for him to tell the embarrassing stories than for someone else to embellish them and tell Song Xinya.

Once it gets out through other people's mouths, who knows what kind of weird stories it will become.

Chen Siyan began to recount in detail how Qin Yuyan had tormented him—

That day, Chen Siyan went to Qin Yuyan's residence with great ambition, full of confidence, wanting to win over the little devil, sign this big deal that no one else could sign, and make a fortune from her.

Everyone says that Princess Qin is a little devil, so Chen Siyan imagines her as the Bull Demon King.

The villa gate opened, and Chen Siyan's eyes lit up the moment he saw Qin Yuyan. He thought to himself, "My goodness, where did this adorable little cutie come from? She has big, watery eyes, a cute little upturned nose, pink lips, and fair skin."

What little devil?! Rumors! Slander! Fabrication! She's clearly a fairy princess! The cutest of all cuties!

Chen Siyan followed Qin Yuyan into the study, his eyes shining with excitement: "Miss Qin, which subject do you not understand, Chinese, Math, English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, History, Geography, or Politics? I'll tell you."

Qin Yuyan blinked: "I don't know any of these subjects."

Chen Siyan: "It's okay if you don't know how. We can learn slowly. Tell me, what are you interested in?"

Qin Yuyan: "I'm interested in food."

Chen Siyan: "What do you like?"

Qin Yuyan: "I like spending money."

Chen Siyan: "What are you good at?"

Qin Yuyan: "I'm good at playing games."

Chen Siyan understands; this is a useless little cutie.

He has taught many students, but very few have become as useless as Princess Qin.

It doesn't matter. If the other person were a top student, they wouldn't have hired him as a tutor. That's where his value lies.

The more useless the other party is, the more we need him.

He was confident he could teach her well.

Chen Siyan started explaining the problem to Qin Yuyan, but after half an hour, Qin Yuyan was lost in thought for the other half hour.

He knew nothing when asked and couldn't remember anything.

Chen Si was worried for her.

"Miss Qin, this won't do. Learning requires focus. If your mind isn't on it, it will just go in one ear and out the other. You could study for a million years and still not learn it."

Qin Yuyan rested her arms on the table, cupped her face in her hands, and tilted her head to look at Chen Siyan: "There are no students who can't be taught, only teachers who can't teach. Your lectures are too boring, so I don't want to listen."

As the top salesperson, Chen Siyan retorted with a look of indignation: "Confucius had three thousand disciples, seventy-two of whom were sages. A master can only lead you through the door; the rest is up to you to cultivate yourself. Even Confucius had students he couldn't teach well, so does that mean Confucius wasn't a good teacher?"

Qin Yuyan: "How dare you compare yourself to Confucius."

Chen Siyan's face turned red with embarrassment.

For the rest of the time, no matter what Chen Siyan said, Qin Yuyan would say, "I won't listen, you're just talking nonsense."

She took a box covered with a cloth and hugged it tightly to her chest.

Seeing how much she cherished it, Chen Siyan thought to himself that the box must contain rare treasures.

Qin Yuyan caught a glimpse of his prying gaze out of the corner of her eye, and her eyes curved into cunning crescents, like a kitten hiding a mischievous thought.

She ripped the cloth off the box.

Chen Siyan sprang from his chair, yelling, "Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Snake! Snake! Snake!"

Qin Yuyan took out a corn snake and placed it in her palm, gently stroking it with her other hand: "The little snake is so cute, why are you afraid of it?"

Chen Siyan stood behind the chair: "Cute my foot! I hate these cold-blooded reptiles the most. I get goosebumps if I don't see them."

Qin Yuyan: "Snakes bring wealth; places with snakes abound with gold and jade."

Chen Siyan, who loved money the most, asked with a mixture of belief and doubt, "Is there really such a saying?"

Qin Yuyan: "It really is, I'm not lying to you."

She asked him, "Are you still afraid of snakes?"

Chen Siyan: "Suddenly it doesn't feel so scary anymore."

I'd also like to keep two more at home as lucky cats.

Qin Yuyan handed the snake in her hand to Chen Siyan: "Touch it, this is my favorite snake, it's very cute and doesn't bite."

Chen Siyan took a deep breath and shakily reached out his hand to the little snake.

Whether it was the unfamiliar scent that alerted the corn snake, the moment his hand reached out, the corn snake stuck out its tongue, opened its mouth, and bit his hand.

"Holy crap!" Chen Siyan exclaimed in shock, "What the hell?!"

He grabbed the corn snake by its vital spot, gripped it tightly, and slammed it to the ground with a thud.

Qin Yuyan's favorite corn snake was smashed and left half-dead.

Chen Siyan: "These things bite, and even if they're not poisonous, it still hurts a lot. Miss Qin, for your health, please don't keep these things anymore. They're too dangerous."

Qin Yuyan picked up the dying little snake and held it in her arms, running quickly towards the exotic pet hospital.

Chen Siyan called out to her retreating figure, "Miss Qin, as a student about to enter her senior year of high school, you should prioritize your studies. Studying hard is the key."

"Miss Qin, the hardships you can't endure, someone else can; the books you can't memorize, someone else can; the things you're willing to put off until tomorrow, someone else can finish today. So, the school you want to go to, someone else will go to; the job you like, someone else will do; the life you yearn for, someone else will live. Are you content with that?"

Qin Yuyan didn't reply. She got into her Porsche and rushed to the hospital.

Chen Siyan thought the tutoring deal was completely off.

The next day, he received a call from Qin Yuyan, asking him to come over.

Chen Siyan's body trembled. It seemed that his earnest words yesterday had an effect. Princess Qin had been moved by him!

In high spirits, Chen Siyan arrived at the study where he had his interview the day before.

Qin Yuyan pointed to a chair, bowed her head, and said with utmost respect, "Teacher Chen, please sit down."

Chen Siyan sat down happily.

Immediately, he felt something was off about the sensation under his buttocks.

Why does it feel sticky, moist, and warm?

He stood up, and the chair that was stuck to his buttocks also stood up.

Oh no, we've fallen for their trap! There's glue on the chair!

Chen Siyan bent over and ripped at his pants.

*Rip!* The pants were torn, exposing the two buttocks.

Qin Yuyan watched this scene and let out a silvery laugh, "Hahahaha!"

Chen Siyan blushed with embarrassment.

Qin Yuyan pointed at his buttocks and added insult to injury: "Teacher Chen, your buttocks are really ugly, all black, like two lumps of coal."