novelraw Chapter 21 Want to make fun of each other, but pit yourself
Chapter 21 Want to make fun of each other, but pit yourself
Chapter 21 Want to make fun of each other, but pit yourself
With the joint efforts of Shangguan Xiaoxiao and Xiao Cui, a simple chicken coop was finally built in the west corner of her Fuxi Palace the next day.
At that time, I will not be afraid of these chickens running around.
Shangguan smiled and was very satisfied with his masterpiece.
But Xiao Cui was a little worried.
"This chicken needs to eat food. Our Fuxi Palace's monthly food quota is fixed. If it is eaten by chickens, what will we eat?"
"It's not easy, spend money to buy it, let me tell you from the emperor's side."
Shangguan Xiaoxiao has already thought about it. Since the emperor wants her to hold the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, she must give some budget.
In addition, since he has already given chickens, there is no reason not to give chickens food.
If you really don't give it, don't be afraid, it's a big deal to do business secretly, and the benefit will be counted as the other party's share.
With the character of the robber emperor, she knew that she could not make money without thinking about it. It would be better for her to do it first and make the accounts clear. When the time comes, the other party will provide the ingredients, and she will contribute to the money, and the money earned will be divided into three and seven.
Of course she had to be seven, after all she paid the most.
Food is not worth the money.
Shangguan Xiaoxiao made a small calculation in his heart, and he had already counted all the profits.
Although she was very reluctant to share some benefits with the emperor, it was impossible to avoid the emperor if she wanted to do business unimpeded in the palace.
Instead of waiting for the other party to snatch all her money, it is better to offer it yourself.
Shangguan smiled and went to the kitchen, took the existing ingredients and made some meals that she could make. Although the taste was not as good as the imperial kitchen, it was good to eat fresh.
As soon as the food is good here, the emperor will arrive there.
Shangguan Xiaoxiao has already fully judged based on this, that in her Fuxi Palace, there must be the emperor's eyes and ears.
It seemed that no matter what she did, the other party knew immediately.
It seems that she will have to be careful about her words in the future, lest she not know how she died.
"The Emperor is here!"
This time, it was not so low-key, and the eunuch finally hung his voice.
Shangguan Xiaoxiao hurriedly took Xiaocui to greet him.
Just now, she had used her money to buy a case of Coke on the shelf of the store in the system space.
This box of Coke cost her a coin or two.
It really hurts.
Shangguan smiled with a smile: "Your Majesty, the concubine was about to eat, so you came here, what a coincidence."
[I don't know, I thought you came here specially to eat. 】
Feng Lingzun walked into the room without changing his face.
"What is this?"
Seeing the food made by Shangguan Xiaoxiao, it really didn't look very good, Feng Lingzun couldn't help being a little disgusted.
But Shangguan Xiaoxiao had to highly recommend her food.
"Look, Your Majesty, these are all delicious dishes I made. Don't look at the appearance, but the taste will definitely make you unable to stop."
In order to prove what he said, Shangguan Xiaoxiao tried to eat with chopsticks himself.
"Look, it's really delicious."
Feng Lingzun sat down at the table and asked, "Is Concubine Ai planning to be a cook?"
"My concubine's dream is to open a big restaurant of my own, and then open a branch or something."
[God emperor, there are so many things to do, hurry up and eat, aren't you usually very greedy?Why didn't you move your chopsticks this time?Could it be that the food I made this time was really bad? 】
Feng Lingzun remained calm, wondering what Shangguan Xiaoxiao was doing.
"Your Majesty, would you like a sip of juice? This is what the concubine personally adjusted for you."
Shangguan smiled and diligently put a cup of unknown liquid in front of Feng Lingzun.
Feng Lingzun glanced at it, but did not make a move.
[I'm quite alert, don't you think I put poison? 】
[I don't dare to put poison, but I dare to add ingredients. 】
"Understood, I'll try it first." Shangguan smiled and took a sip, and immediately handed the rest to Feng Lingzun.
But I didn't expect that Feng Lingzun didn't take it. Instead, he said, "Since Concubine Ai has worked so hard, I will give you this drink. Drink it."
Shangguan smiled and was dumbfounded.
【Oh my god!The script doesn't act like that. 】
[Let me drink this liquid with Chaotian pepper, can I still live? 】
【Dog Emperor!Too dog! 】
"Since the emperor doesn't want to drink, then stop drinking and eat vegetables." Shangguan smiled and wanted to take the cup back.
But Feng Lingzun already knew from Shangguan Xiaoxiao's heart that she had manipulated drinks.
In this case, there is no reason not to let her taste it carefully.
"You want to disobey the Holy Will?"
Shangguan's smile froze on his face.
"that……"
"Don't do that, try it. Isn't this the painstaking work of Concubine Ai? It must be delicious. I reward you and praise you for your hard work."
Feng Lingzun smiled lightly, and that smile was truly youthful.
It's a sin for a man to be so good-looking.
I don't know if Feng Lingzun's smile is too sultry, Shangguan Xiaoxiao suddenly felt his mouth dry, and he poured the drink into his mouth without thinking.
Take this big mouthful...
"Cough cough cough!" Shangguan laughed and coughed loudly.
This chili pepper is too spicy!
Shangguan smiled and stretched out his tongue and breathed like a dog with his tongue out.
Feng Lingzun knew that Shangguan Xiaoxiao wanted to tease him, so he deliberately teased him back.
Seeing her distressed appearance, Feng Lingzun was happy, but also a little helpless.
In front of Concubine Xi, I seem to be very embarrassed.
Thinking of the relationship between the two, he felt particularly uncomfortable.
It seemed that he had to seriously think of a way to keep this Concubine Xi's heart from always yearning for the outside.
Shangguan smiled and waited until the spiciness had passed, and immediately picked up his chopsticks and tried desperately to eat.
"Is Concubine Ai so hungry?" Feng Lingzun was not hungry, he just liked to admire the various expressions of Shangguan Xiaoxiao, which was very interesting.
Shangguan smiled and coughed, and said, "Your Majesty, can't you spare me?"
She has had enough!
This emperor is specifically to be her nemesis, right?
"Where did Concubine Ai come from? I came here to eat, but I didn't do anything."
Shangguan smiled and really wanted to give himself a big mouth.
[Yeah, it's all because I wanted to teach this robber emperor a lesson, but I ended up pitting myself instead. 】
[Am I not naturally suitable for palace fighting?Being a bad guy is so tiring! 】
Feng Lingzun said: "People are watching the sky. If you don't do bad things, there will be no danger. What do you think?"
Shangguan smiled and looked at Feng Lingzun subconsciously.
Why did she think for a moment that this dog emperor could read minds?
【impossible!How could a dog emperor be able to read minds!He must have known that he had done a lot of bad things, so he was afraid that I would make fun of him. 】
"Emperor, the concubine is wrong, but the concubine really has something good to tell the emperor."
"Oh? Don't worry, I'll talk about it when I'm full."
Shangguan smiled and was speechless.
【Dog Emperor!kill you! 】
Feng Lingzun was used to being called the Emperor Dog.
At first, he was a little angry, after all, he is the honor of Ninety-five.
Only people have always looked down on him, and no one has dared to scold him like that.
except this woman
(End of this chapter)