novelraw Chapter 17 The Emperor's Chest
Chapter 17 The Emperor's Chest
Chapter 17 The Emperor's Chest
"Your Majesty, are you alright? Come, have some tea."
Shangguan said with a smile and brought the teacup to Feng Lingzun.
Feng Lingzun wanted to drink it by himself, but he didn't expect that Shangguan smiled but didn't know what was going on, so he accidentally poured all the water in the teacup onto Feng Lingzun's body.
"Oh! Your Majesty, I'm really sorry, the concubine didn't do it on purpose." Shangguan Xiaoxiao immediately took the handkerchief and went to help Feng Lingzun wipe his neck.
Most of Feng Lingzun's clothes were wet, and it was useless to wipe them at this moment.
As a result, just when he wanted to get up and change his clothes, he just heard Shangguan Xiaoxiao's next words.
[Look at how resourceful I am, I can touch the pectoral muscles of this dog emperor with a little use of means, let me see quickly, do you have eight-pack abs? 】
Feng Lingzun quickly grabbed Shangguan Xiaoxiao's hand, preventing her from getting close to his clothes.
"Your Majesty, it's all the fault of the concubine, let the concubine wipe it for you."
【Shy for what?A man is still afraid of being eaten tofu? 】
[Could it be that the emperor is still a child? 】
Hearing these words, Feng Lingzun's face blushed inexplicably.
How dare this damn woman question his ability?
Even if he hasn't touched a woman, it doesn't mean he doesn't understand anything.
It seems that today he has to teach this daring woman a good lesson.
Don't you want to see his chest muscles?
Okay, let her see enough.
Feng Lingzun suddenly stood up and hugged Shangguan Xiaoxiao directly.
Shangguan smiled and was taken aback: "Why... how suddenly..."
"Isn't Concubine Ai wanting to see my body? Since Concubine Ai is so deliberate, I will fulfill your wish today." After speaking, Feng Lingzun carried Shangguan Xiaoxiao to the bed.
In the process, the teacup was accidentally knocked to the ground.
Xiaocui walked in when she heard the voice.
When she saw the empress being pressed by the emperor on the bed, she immediately covered her eyes.
"Go out!" Feng Lingzun ordered.
Xiao Cui didn't dare to neglect, and ran out immediately.
When she went out, Shangguan smiled and said struggling: "Your Majesty, stop joking, let go of the concubine quickly."
[He won't use force, will he? 】
[Although it's legal, I don't think it's reasonable. 】
Feng Lingzun said: "Is my chest muscles still satisfied with Concubine Ai?"
The ambiguous voice sounded, making Shangguan smile a little bit rationally in an instant.
Only then did she realize that her hands were just stuck to Feng Lingzun's clothes, and she seemed to have pinched them twice just now when she was thinking about something.
【Mom!I had emperor tofu. 】
[The key point is that I still lost my mind! 】
【loss!loss! 】
Feng Lingzun's mouth twitched.
"It seems that Concubine Ai hasn't touched enough yet?"
"Enough is enough!" Shangguan said with a smile, still a little reluctant in his heart, and squeezed it again when he closed his hand.
[It's tough, it seems to be practiced. 】
Feng Lingzun gritted his teeth, pulled back his shirt, and moved it away from Shangguan Xiaoxiao.
This made Shangguan Xiaoxiao a little disappointed.
Feng Lingzun turned his back to her and tidied up his clothes, and then said, "I really like the ice Kuoluo you gave me last time, why don't you give me some more."
"Your Majesty, that's not to say that there is something that exists." Shangguan refused with a smile.
She only had one bottle left.
Feng Lingzun said: "Concubine Ai thinks, is there anything that doesn't belong to me? If you don't hand it over, then I have to send someone to search it."
【Robber Emperor! 】
Shangguan smiled and cursed inwardly.
"Why, don't you agree?"
"Serve! What the emperor said, I will take it for you."
Shangguan smiled and pulled the small box out from under the bed.
When I opened it, I found that there was nothing inside.
"Strange, I obviously put all the inventory here, why is there nothing? Xiao Cui, Xiao Cui!" Shangguan laughed and shouted.
Feng Lingzun coughed, "Stop shouting."
"Your Majesty, a thief has entered the concubine's house, and the inventory of the concubine is gone."
Shangguan smiled in a hurry.
This was something she had signed up for before.
Although it's not worth the money, it's all her hard work to sign in, and eat as much as you eat.
"This is all your belongings?"
"Isn't it! Who is so wicked, I curse him to have diarrhea after eating my stuff, he can't die!" Shangguan smiled and cursed with sadness.
"Enough! Isn't it just taking some of your things to curse people like that?"
If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't admit that he took it, he would definitely be punished directly.
Shangguan smiled at this mouth, which really made people itch with hatred.
"Your Majesty, Bing Kuoluo is gone, and the concubine can't do anything about it. If you don't believe it, just search it, and if you find it, it will be yours." Shangguan smiled helplessly.
Feng Lingzun snorted softly: "Since Concubine Ai can get this thing, it means it's not a rare thing. I order you to get me a big box."
"One big box!" Shangguan laughed loudly.
Where did she get a big case of Coke?
"Why, Concubine Ai has concerns."
"I can't get this thing."
"Things are vaguely valuable, understandable, and the concubine loves to open whatever conditions are needed." Feng Lingzun knew that Shangguan Xiaoxiao liked silver very much, so he deliberately asked her to open conditions.
Shangguan smiled and was really moved.
There is everything in the system store, and it is no problem to buy an ice cola.
But not making money is definitely not the purpose of Shangguan Xiaoxiao.
"Really any conditions can be raised?" Shangguan asked tentatively with a smile.
Feng Lingzun nodded.
The little fox is about to take the bait.
"Okay, I want silver, this thing is made by a master's secret recipe, but he never sells it to others casually, and I got to know him by chance to get his treasure. If that's the case, then give me the silver, I Go to the old master to clear it up, maybe he will be willing."
Feng Lingzun nodded: "Then how much money do you need?"
"No matter what you say, it will be... one hundred... 1000 taels." Shangguan smiled at the lion and opened his mouth.
Feng Lingzun raised his eyebrows: "This silver is enough to buy the formula. If you can get the formula and become a queen, then I can give you the 1000 taels."
Shangguan smiled and was dumbfounded.
She thought she was quite shrewd, but she didn't expect the emperor to be more shrewd than her.
"Your Majesty, do you mean to go back on your words? You said that the conditions are for me to open."
"My concubine doesn't know something. The treasury is empty, and 1000 taels is too much. I will give you 50 taels to get the formula, otherwise...you want to do business in the harem in the future, so don't blame me for blocking it."
Shangguan Xiaoxiao immediately became excited: "Your Majesty, what do you mean?"
Doing business with her, the other party knows it.
"Concubine Ai still wants to confiscate all the money you earn? After all, all the ingredients you use come from the imperial kitchen and from our treasury."
Shangguan smiled with a smile: "Your Majesty, the concubine is wrong, one box is one box, and I don't want a penny. The concubine will give it to you, but this formula is really impossible for the concubine."
【joke!If she exchanged for a formula, she might have to owe a huge debt, which cannot be settled with 1000 taels. 】
[The robber emperor is too dog! 】
(End of this chapter)