novelraw Chapter 1441
Chapter 1441
"Dad, what are you telling Xiao Wei?"
Qi Yuxuan looked up with a smile, "tell a story! Bedtime story
People make complaints about Snow White's sleeping beauty. He tells the kids about the history of psychology, and also brings their own functions. The key is Xiao Wei is really willing to listen.
Yu Mingming helps the forehead. He has a headache. When her daughter grows up, she will be taught to be a god horse. Can't she listen to some normal things for her children?
"Yiya ~" Xiaowei waved his arms happily. He didn't know if he understood, but he seemed to like it.
"It doesn't matter if you don't inherit your mother's and grandfather's clothes in the future. But you must remember one principle: you must have a big mouth at the beginning. You can do everything by making it up. It doesn't matter whether it's true or not. As long as you cheat others to do things for you, you have to think that you are good for them. Then you can be a boss at worst. Of course, if you can fool people into thinking that what you say is the truth, If you listen to others crying and then spread your thoughts to others, then you are a saint. Who are the saints
"Gee?"
"Yes! That's right. Among those people in ancient times, the man surnamed Kong who divorced his daughter-in-law and the man surnamed Wang who looked after bamboo for a few days and finally collapsed. Besides these two ancient people, they are your grandfather in modern times. In the future, they may choose one from your mother, your uncle farmer and your uncle civet. "
It's over. These three views are just amazing.
Xiaoqiang saw that his daughter's eyes were bright when he was fooled by his father-in-law. He couldn't help thinking about it seriously. Otherwise, he would ask for a few days off to come back and bring the baby.
His wife went to brainwash others to save the lost old lady. His daughter-in-law would be abducted by her father-in-law at home
"A man's credit will always block his fault. People only see that it is a saint, but they will not see that the saint is divorced. The son of a saint is divorced, and the grandson of a saint is divorced. When they see that it is a woman's fault, they should be kicked. The light will block other people's eyes to see the truth. If they can't stop it, it means that the light is not enough. Therefore, Xiaowei will either become a pure Saint without fault in the future, Or you can be dazzling and blinding all the people who are staring at you, and you should be happy with everything. "
Lacquer rain Xuan puts a few cardboard on the mat, let small only climb on the mat.
"Go and find the one who divorced his daughter-in-law and taught his son and grandson to divorce."
Xiao Wei climbs to the word card that says "knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing".
Yu Mingming doesn't know if her daughter really knows all these words, but even if she doesn't know her, she still has logical thinking. She knows that she can find the Analects of Confucius. There are so many cards on the ground, and the number of words is almost the same as this. She can find them all at once - how does her father-in-law do it?
"Who stares at the bamboo and becomes a master of mind learning?"
This time, Xiao Wei climbed to the word card with the unity of knowledge and action.
"How do you write it?"
Xiao Wei pointed to the Zhizi in the two cards.
Now it's certain that lacquer Yuxuan has indeed studied a special logic to teach children to read. Yu Mingming thinks that what's mysterious is that his daughter, who is only a few months old, can really learn how to read
Qi Yuxuan is quite proud of looking up at Xiaoqiang, "in fact, I just teach children to read."
"So, in order to teach her a word, you instill so many misconceptions into her?
What's more, it's logic! That sounds like no violation! Yu Qingming saw her daughter playing so happily, and her forehead was black.
"In the future, I plan to teach my children a single Chinese character every day. With different allusions, I will tell them about the world outlook and pattern of these historical celebrities from ancient times to the present."
"I think it's better for you to go back and drink wolfberry with a mug." One word a day, how much logic does that bring out?!
Xiaoqiang did not dare to think that his daughter-in-law would become a god horse after being taken by his father-in-law for a few years.
"It's a pity that I haven't brought qianbaobao since I was a child. In fact, Xiaowei is quite lovely, although it's a pity that she looks like you."
"Like me, how can I regret it!" Who's offended by his beauty in this golden age?!
"But according to a large number of experimental observations, although Xiaowei's IQ is suspected to be inherited from you, his personality is still like his mother, so I can make up for the regret of that year with Xiaowei."
"Wait a minute, experiment? What did you do to my girl? " Yu Mingming suddenly has a bad feeling that his father-in-law took her for two days. What did she do to her?
"That's my secret and Xiao Wei's ~ come on, Xiao Wei, tell the master who is the most handsome? Qi Yuxuan begins to dig a hole for Xiao Wei. According to the training, Xiao Wei should climb to his grandfather~
Xiao Wei looked at his grandfather and then at his father, who was very dark. He climbed towards him decisively.
Baba, they all dislike your beauty in the golden age. Xiaowei doesn't dislike you~
Yu Mingliang hugs the child and kisses him. Lacquer Yuxuan is stimulated.
"Ah, brainwashing failed."
"What failure?" Xiaoqian came out of work, and when she came in, she saw her husband's face as if he had taken up the stool, and her father was dejected.
"It's nothing. Dad gave our daughter a lecture on contemporary aesthetic identification in the afternoon, and Dawei excellently completed the identification of beautiful men." Yu Guangming said shamelessly.
This time, Yuxuan turned his lips. Yu Bingpi also said that he was a crooked man. In fact, he was the crooked one!
"Oh? What did you teach? " Xiaoqian asked curiously.
Lacquer Baba curls his mouth. He doesn't want to say that he worked hard all afternoon and was picked peaches by Yu Xiaoqiang when he came back.
My grandfather is the most handsome! He's blind. He's talking about so many Chinese and foreign celebrities. He can't match a military dog!
"It's nothing. My father just teaches my children that I am the most handsome man in the world." Xiaoqiang is complacent.
"Oh, don't teach tomorrow. There will be a deviation in teaching children in this way. Where are you the first in the world?"
Underpants!
Yu Mingming's proud smile froze. I can't believe that the heart piercing words were said by his daughter-in-law!
Paint father comfortable, proud to see the eye in bright, hum, your daughter with you the most intimate, my daughter or toward me!
"Daughter in law, how are you doing today? In addition, the results of the health care products you asked me to take for examination also came out. In addition to simple nutrients, they also contain a small amount of hormones. Some people do have bad results after eating them. "
"Everything is under control." Xiaoqian said today's matter simply.
"If God wants people to be crazy, they must first make people afraid. Those people catch the old people's fear of death. I first pretend to cater to them and gain trust. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will start to catch their fear and brainwash these salesmen."“ Do you want them to turn themselves in? " Yu Mingming asked.
Lacquer rain Xuan thought next shake head, "no, she should be two pronged, inside and outside start together."
This is in line with his daughter's flamboyant character.
Xiaoqian nodded, "or my father knows me. Internally, I want to brainwash these people who want to get rich. Externally, I want to brainwash my grandparents. When the time comes, I'll attack them inside and outside. I'll let these guys have no escape!"