novelraw Chapter 66: Don’t Push Me, I’m Serious
Chapter 66: Don’t Push Me, I’m Serious
The progress a man makes in certain areas is like a thousand miles a day. Before defining the relationship, he could barely string a sentence together.
But once there’s some "title" to rely on, he immediately feels like she’s his girl, and he should act when it’s time!
It’s over. There’s really no help anymore.
When I meet him, nothing good happens; my brain crashes!
Yu Minglang released Qian and saw slight traces of blood on her pretty little mouth, also realizing what he did was perhaps not entirely correct...
So he leaned in, instinctively wanting to lick away the blood.
"Slap!" Qian couldn’t bear it any longer and pushed his face away.
It seems like something was done wrong somewhere; damn it, why doesn’t the library have a textbook on this? I still need to study harder...
"Where does all this robber logic come from?" Qian wanted to kneel down to him.
His is his, and hers is also his. Say one word, and he acts just like a domineering CEO—except which CEO is this dumb?
"I think our interaction should be based on mutual honesty. Now, back to this with Zheng Xu, how did you guys meet?"
"Who’s interacting with you? What do you mean by honesty, are you really honest with me?" Qian finds it’s impossible to reason with him!
This guy, looping over and over, how did he end up going in circles?
"My name is Yu Minglang, I’m 24, have dual master’s degrees in tactical command and law, just returned to my own company from my previous job, currently hold the position of general manager, own a property, have a ’98 Cherokee, and personal funds amounting to 100 million—"
"Who wants to hear you say all this!"
He looked innocent, "You said it yourself, you think I’m not honest enough."
Is this guy doing this on purpose or pretending? Sometimes he seems very smart, other times he’s incredibly slow and loves leading people astray?
"You’re saying all these visible things is being honest?"
"Then what do you want to know?"
Qian looked at his nonchalant, invincible face and suddenly had a premonition that this dude is very stubborn; even if she didn’t ask, he could probably report on several generations of ancestors clearly, but asking would definitely lead to another tangent.
Since that’s the case—
Qian, the psychology PhD, finally had her intellect online a bit. She flashed a mischievous smile that almost blinded Yu Minglang’s love-struck heart!
"How old was the girl you first had a crush on? When was your first...you know? And your first kiss? Oh, don’t answer that, with skills like that, it must’ve been your first kiss, right?"
Bring it on, let’s hurt each other!
Sure enough, Yu Minglang’s ears turned a little red.
Lousy skills...
Hearing those three words come from his "girlfriend’s" mouth was an unbearable pain in life!
"Was it really that bad?"
Qian pointed to her own numb lips, "Look for yourself?"
Then Yu Minglang’s ears turned even redder.
Apparently, she was not lightly nibbled on...
"Next time, there won’t be a next time." For a tactical sniper, not hitting the mark is a massive disgrace, and Yu Minglang resolved that he must fix this quickly; a man can lack many things, but ’skills’ should never be at the bottom!
"You still want a next time?" Qian raised her voice, her face turning slightly red, "Wait a minute, what was the topic we were just discussing?"
Yu, the fool, no, he can’t be called a fool, he’s not foolish at all, his nibbling is firm, accurate, and ruthless!
Qian decided to start calling him Yu the rogue. Yu the rogue is good at leading people astray, and after a few lines with him, Qian couldn’t grab the point anymore.
"Stay away from Zheng Xu." Yu Minglang finally remembered.
"Impossible, he’s my patient." Not even mentioning that in a previous life Zheng Xu was a good friend, even now, they’ve established a doctor-patient relationship, so how could it be abandoned halfway?
"This is unlicensed practice! Chen Xiaoqian, you’re still a student, what are you diagnosing people for?" Female patients, maybe, but that one’s a male!
A sleazy man who might at any time kiss "his" girl!
"I can treat him, I’ve studied it myself." Apart from not having a diploma, what psychologist in the country is better than her?
"It’s still not okay; Zheng Xu is shameless. See how he’s come to a girl’s doorstep in the middle of the night; what is that? Improper behavior!"
Qian looked at Yu Minglang quietly, then mimicked a slingshot with her hand motion.
Do you have the audacity to say that about someone else? You sneaked up under someone’s window at midnight and shot their glass with a slingshot, remember?
Yu Minglang seemed to recall this too, cleared his throat, and continued.
"He even tried to forcibly kiss you! A man who disregards a woman’s wishes and does such shameless things, filthy and despicable!"
Qian sneered, pointing to her blood-streaked little mouth, you really have the nerve to say that?
"I’m not the same as him! We’re boyfriend and girlfriend; with you and me, it comes naturally with mutual affection, but he’s a wolf with a bad heart, trying to steal the maiden and ruin a proper marriage!"
"Who—whom are you getting married...to!" Not even agreeing to date, you already inflate it to the height of marriage with your thick skin?
"Any relationship not aimed at marriage is just fooling around! Yes, Zheng Xu is just fooling around; stay away from him!"
Qian finally got angry, pointing at his nose, "Yu Minglang, you are the biggest fooling-around one in this world, and you have the nerve to call someone else out?"
Yu Minglang finally stopped saying things that made Qian collapse, only looking at her with soulful eyes that made her feel uneasy.
What’s this guy up to? Trying to win a staring contest? You’re not scaring me!
Qian unwillingly returned his glare, then Yu Minglang nodded, looking deadly serious.
"I understand."
"What?"
"You said I’m fooling around because you think I’m wrong not to marry you, right? Any romance not aimed at marriage is fooling around, once you’re of age, we’ll get a marriage certificate..."