Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 283 - 271: Grandma, Spare Me

"Ah! Dad! You’re back!" The big Roe Deer fell to his knees with a thud, kowtowing loudly.

His own father’s name coming out of a strange woman’s mouth, even the bad temper and personality were exactly the same as his father!

If this isn’t Huang, what is it! It must be true!

"Oh my, there’s really a spirit!" Da Mei shouted, and everyone else followed suit, even the bald-headed human trafficker seemed terrified.

Kneeling a whole bunch.

Shi Touyu bounced up to the bald trafficker, reached out and patted his head, saying with particular satisfaction.

"What’s with your shiny bald head? It dazzles this Xian’er’s eyes, bow to Xian’er, otherwise, a life for a life!" As she spoke, she rhythmically patted, you scoundrel, you fear this too!

"Have mercy, Aunt Huang!" The bald head kowtowed to Shi Yu.

Shi Yu wanted to make him kowtow until he bled, but Qian gave her a look.

Know when to stop, making too big a fuss would easily expose the trick! Actually, there were already flaws; you summoned a spirit and used a Huang-like tone. Are you afraid others wouldn’t know you’re faking it?

But at this moment, it was too frightening, and these people couldn’t care to ponder over it.

"Get me some incense!" Shi Yu reluctantly stopped speaking, following the method a great immortal would handle things.

The bald head immediately drove to the village’s only small shop to buy incense. In this poor village, it’s hard to find regular items, but incense and joss paper are never in short supply, the poorer, the more superstitious they become.

If even someone like the bald head, considered to possess "unlimited divine skills" by the village, went to buy incense, the fact that Shi Yu had something divine on her became immediately believable to everyone.

"These two women haven’t been here before, how do they know?"

"Lower your voice, this is Huang Xian, she’s got divine connection, don’t let her hear it!"

Xiaoyu pointed at the murmuring two, with a sinister smile.

"I heard it, I heard it!"

This sinister smile frightened them so much that they dropped to the ground with a thud, repeatedly pleading for mercy from Aunt Huang.

"You scoundrel, let me tell you, don’t mess with Aunt Huang, take good care of Huang Xian, if you divine fortunes, you’ll gain wealth, don’t even think about sleeping with her; if you do, Xian’er thinks it’s tainted, no more spirit for you, you’ll have a life for a life!"

The big Roe Deer truly believed it was his dad, hurriedly kowtowed.

"Dad, I’m already forty, if I don’t have a child, our lineage will end!"

Shi Touyu got angry, kicked his head with a shoe heel, "Are you stupid?"

"Dad, what do you mean?"

Shi Touyu cleared his throat, "After I died, I saw things outside, learned some outside swearing phrases! With Huang Xian living here, are you afraid no one will come for her fortune-telling? You have to pay for her services, with money, can’t you find a wife? If you dare sleep with her, let your entire family die!"

"Dad, you’re already dead..."

"If I die again, never to reincarnate, I’ll turn into a fierce ghost and haunt you every day!"

After Shi Yu finished speaking, she followed Qian’s script, which should have been enough.

But looking in Qian’s direction, she wasn’t content having only herself out of danger, she was temporarily safe pretending to be a deity, but what about Qian?

So Shi Touyu disregarded Qian’s warnings, and in an instant, changed back to speaking in Xian’er’s sharp voice.

Pointing in Shi Touyu’s direction, "The young girl inside is my Blessed Girl, whoever touches her, hits her, bullies her, I’ll make their heads and stomachs ache, never to have heirs!"

Qian, who was initially enjoying Shi Touyu’s extraordinary performance, was startled and moved by this additional drama.

She had only asked Shi Touyu to protect herself because what Shi Touyu knew through hypnosis was limited to the mountain ginseng. Saying more would easily expose the trick.

If the facade were exposed as fake, Shi Touyu would be unable to protect herself.

But this girl, in the critical moment, was determined to rescue Qian as well.

Just as Qian predicted, mishandling the situation could easily cause trouble.

As expected, the feisty old lady who bought Qian didn’t agree, stepping forward.

"With the deity above, she’s the wife I bought for my family, paid for, I ask the deity to forgive, I’ll burn joss paper for the deity."

"Burning joss paper won’t work, she’s my Blessed Girl, what will I do if you taint my Blessed Girl!"

Qian felt cold sweat dripping from her heart.

Sister, when you pretend to be a deity to fool people, what do you mean by Blessed Girl, with Good Fortune Boy and Dragon Girl, that’s Guanyin, right? You’ve mixed up something!

So unprofessional!

Those with a bit of common sense here would see through the trick!

Fortunately, the backwardness and ignorance of this mountain area, due to Shi Yu’s previous convincing play, fooled them, and no one bothered with that detail. They didn’t know what a Blessed Girl does, just felt this Xian’er was powerful, even had maids.

The trafficker Da Mei pulled Apo, "Auntie, don’t disturb the deity, follow her words, release the girl to the deity."

Apo revered ghosts and gods but valued money more.

For money, she’d risk her life, 4000 yuan was a fortune to Apo, money she painstakingly gathered, how could she just let Qian go!

So she glared, "I don’t believe it, will the deity bully people? Just wait, I’ll throw chicken blood at you! I’ll make you leave the spirit behind!"

Shi Touyu didn’t expect she couldn’t fool this person, she valued money over life and even dared to clash with ghosts and gods, this situation was becoming critical.

If she didn’t find a way out, Qian couldn’t be saved, and she would be doomed.

Qian’s meticulously designed plan was about to be ruined in her hands!

At the crucial moment, Shi Yu erupted with all her wit, pointing tremblingly at Apo.

"You’re doomed, you’re really doomed, Blessed Girl, take orders!"

Qian didn’t know what Shi Yu was up to, only cooperating with a salute, Shi Yu shouted, "Make them see red at night, if anyone touches you, let their misfortune extend eighteen generations, tomorrow she’ll be bringing ten chickens to honor me!"

Qian rolled her eyes internally, this place is so poor, could they even bring out 10 chickens?

Shi Yu demanding such an amount was likely to drive the money-crazy old lady to extremes.

So Qian too performed beyond expectations.

"Aunt Huang, ten is too many, two is just right."

"Just right, just right, hahaha, hit her, hit her!" Shi Yu pointed at Apo, telling the violent one to hit, her lackey really listened, rolling up his sleeves and going at it.

The big Roe Deer grabbed Apo’s collar, "How dare you splash my Xian’er, making her lose her spirit, I’ll destroy your whole family!"

The family that has a deity will prosper.

Shi Touyu just clapped, "Hit this old hag’s mouth, hit, hit!"

"Slap!" The big Roe Deer slapped, causing Apo to see stars, sitting on the ground, beating her thighs and shouting, "Lord of heaven, the deity’s household is bullying us, if you’re capable, strike me down with lightning, strike me!"

Qian was sweating for Shi Touyu.