novelraw Chapter 134: Digging a Pit for My Boyfriend
Chapter 134: Digging a Pit for My Boyfriend
Chen Xiaoqian couldn’t care less about explaining to anyone, including before entering the room, she was thinking that if Yu Minglang kept on pestering Zheng Xu, she’d break up with him.
She really hates those suspicious men who keep checking their girlfriend’s phone every day, and get all jealous over a single word exchanged with another man.
If it were someone else, who dared to treat her with Yu Minglang’s attitude just now, she’d have turned away and left, but not him, she couldn’t bring herself to do it.
Whatever he’s like to her, Qian sees it all even if she doesn’t say it. There aren’t many men who consider the details, although occasionally clumsy and inappropriate, his attitude just now was indeed infuriating.
But once she calmed down, passed those ten minutes of anger, thought about their interaction process, applied some emotional management, analyzed the instinct of a male creature, Qian let it go again.
It’s also an instinct passed down from primitive society, a unique physiological reaction of male creatures in human evolution history.
Especially those men with an excess of male hormones, it’s normal for them to act like this, coupled with how he took care of the tortoise minister to protect Qian, the excess of male hormones is a double-edged sword. On one hand, he’ll take great care of the women he regards as within his territory, on the other hand, he’ll have a strong aggression towards anything he sees as threatening.
During these short few minutes, Qian figured it out; she couldn’t enjoy Yu Minglang’s care on one hand while rejecting his instincts on the other; a person’s instinct is irreversible.
How to use a more rational attitude to eliminate the friction between his instincts and hers, that’s the tricky part, Qian still wanted to have a serious talk with him.
"I want to talk to you about Zheng Xu."
The anger Yu Minglang had just suppressed was stirred up again, he originally intended to avoid this topic, but Qian directly brought it up.
"Speak." No matter how flowery the speech got, Yu Minglang didn’t like Zheng Xu, and even more disliked Zheng Xu getting close to Qian.
"You don’t tell me about your work, likewise, I am a psychologist, and I keep secrets for every patient, these are our professional standards, do you agree?"
"So, you mean to imply that I shouldn’t bother about your business with that kid, right?" Isn’t this just hitting his sore spot?!
Seeing him about to explode again, Qian grabbed a pillow and shoved it into his arms.
"Pay attention to your emotional management, don’t interrupt me, just listen while I speak. If you feel angry, release it on the pillow, of course, you can scratch the wall if you’re not afraid of pain."
If Yu Minglang could smoke, he’d be steaming from the anger she was causing him, was this communication or provoking anger?
"I can’t talk to you in specifics about Zheng Xu’s case, but I can tell you that in my future career, I will meet many male patients, could be Zheng Xu, could be Wang Xu, could be Li Xu, could be any Xu; if you can’t tolerate every man getting close to me, you’ll get liver disease, or thyroid dysfunction, follicular inflammation... "
Yu Minglang punched the pillow in anger, "You’re wishing I’m unwell."
This string of words, what a mess.
"I’m addressing the matter as is; if you die from anger, I won’t hesitate for a moment, won’t keep vigil for you, I’ll find whoever’s next."
Yu Minglang was so angry that his forehead veins popped out, seeing the moment was about right, Qian leaned into his arms, hugging his neck.
"So, you can’t be angry all the time, you have to live well, understand? If you’re here, I’m here, if you die from anger, there’s nothing left."
Yu Minglang felt like a fully inflated balloon about to burst, but with her words, he was instantly like a balloon full of air, released and flying into the sky.
His heart is floating.
Qian knew men’s emotions well; she knew how to provoke him and then comfort him. Seeing Yu Minglang was obviously pleased yet kept a stern face, wanting to laugh but worried about losing face, his mouth twitching and eyes drunk with emotion, Qian knew the timing was right.
"I won’t tell you about Zheng Xu, but I can tell you, if I can cure Zheng Xu, I can also find a way to deal with my obsessive-compulsive disorder."
"Why do you say that?" Upon hearing her mention the treatment for obsessive-compulsive disorder, Yu Minglang immediately became serious, forgetting about the jealousy.
"The reason I like Zheng Xu—" Before Qian finished her sentence, she saw him grip his fists tightly, veins popping on his forehead, eyes bloodshot, he was truly anxious.
"You like him?!!!" She’s never said she likes him, but directly likes that tall cucumber!
"Where’s your emotional management? Is this how you handle things at work?"
"To hell with work! My girl likes someone else." Yu Minglang stood up, ready to walk out, all thoughts of emotional management, calmness, cooling down in ten seconds, discarded; he had one thought left.
Right now, he wanted to confront Zheng Xu!
Qian hugged his waist from behind, Yu Minglang froze.
A not-so-demonstrative girl suddenly doing a little act like that, could melt anyone’s heart.
"Listen to me finish, my liking for Zheng Xu is different from yours."
biu! An arrow through the heart! What the heck, different? How was he worse than that cucumber?
"We are mental twins, do you understand what that means? Yu Minglang, remove your dirty thoughts from your head; have you ever seen twins family cabinets?"
"How can there be none, in those Western movies, where a pair of twins fool around, then another man comes in—" Yu Minglang stopped abruptly.
His face began to burn, damn it, he got so angry with the girl he said anything!
"Oh, I couldn’t tell." Qian sneered, letting go and sweeping him up and down with her eyes, turns out you’re the type who watches such kind of movies, heavy-themed Western style, with twins!
"I watched, well, I watched, I accompanied my buddies watching, I just took a glance and left, it was disgusting, I was immature back then..."
At this point, trying to fake innocence, it was already too late, Qian’s eyes were full of disdain when she looked at him.
"Don’t divert the topic to me, talk about mental twins, what’s it about."
"Go get a pen and paper, and if you have carbon paper, bring one too."
Yu Minglang prepared the items for her, and saw Qian smoothly writing across the paper, her handwriting was beautiful, and Yu Minglang was captivated.
She’s beautiful, even her handwriting is graceful.
Qian completed writing atop carbon paper for a duplicate.
"There are 30 questions here in total, we’ll do them together, if our answers match over 90%, then we’re mental twins."
Of course, it’s not just that simple, Qian pushed up her glasses, to set a trap anytime, this guy should take the bait.