novelraw Chapter 992: It has nothing to do with you (thanks to the horseshoe crab)
Chapter 992: It has nothing to do with you (thanks to the horseshoe crab)
Chapter 992 has nothing to do with you (Thanks to Xiuhua and Shibi for the reward + more)
When Yu Mingxi heard the degree of the wine, only two big words floated in her heart.
I go!
was cheated by Chen Xiaoqian again!
Xiaoqian didn’t listen to what Yu Minglang snarled over there after she reported her alcohol level—it is estimated that Er Haqiang was rather angry, but he was so far away that it would be the latter half of the night to settle accounts after autumn. Qian always had a show in the first half What.
This show is called, Speak Truth After Drinking!
Xiaoqian used to sit next to Yu Mingxi, and Yu Mingxi pressed her temples with her hands, feeling dizzy and sick in her stomach.
"Look at me, who am I?" Xiaoqian asked, holding on to Yu Mingxi's shoulder.
"I'm your uncle!" Yu Mingxi's tongue is big, and she is now half a beat of her head, knowing that the bad girl in front of her has pitted her.
"Hmm, yes, you are my uncle, uncle, how many questions may I ask you?"
"Okay--no, you, you are Chen Xiaoqian, don't tell the truth to Chen Xiaoqian."
Drinking too much, Xiao Xi is still a little cute, her face is blushing, and Fan'er is a little more silly without Yu Jie, Xiao Qian endures the urge to poke her face to bully her, and said solemnly.
"I am not Chen Xiaoqian, I am your uncle."
"Oh, hello, uncle-no! I'm your uncle, wait a minute, I'm a female..." This generation is a bit messy, Yu Mingxi sorted it out a bit, patted his head, and smiled.
"I am your aunt!"
"Well, good lady, lady, tell me something..."
It turned out that Yu Mingxi drank too much. It was much cuter than usual. Xiaoqian badly decided that she would drink more with her elder sister in the future.
But now, she is about to turn on the questioning mode. To deal with Yu Mingxi, who is particularly defensive and unwilling to cooperate, she saves on using professional technical means. Some alcohol, why can't she ask?
When Yu Minglang came over, he couldn't believe what he saw.
His old sister is holding Xiaoqian's neck, and the lipstick mark on Xiaoqian's face was chewed by Yu Mingxi. The two crazy women are singing with disheveled hair.
"You have all become a magic horse!!!"
Yu Minglang is heartbroken, this woman who ran away with a drunken face, lipstick, and messy singing, is it really his wife?
"Heal in my heart, right, ma'am?"
"Yes! Big niece! Our journey is the stars and the sea! Go, start the great era of great navigation, the red flags are flying with the wind, our singing is loud! Strong confidence in defending the ocean!"
Magic sound filled your ears! Yu Minglang really wanted to record this passage, and then send it to all the Davids. By then, Yu Mingxi would have to go around with this 250-500, which is too shameful!
"Strong, my strong! We can't lose to the auntie, you give her a song We Workers Have Power! No, you are not a worker, what are you? Yes, forward forward, we drop the team to sun!"
"What a mess in this, go, follow me, go quickly!"
Yu Minglang came over to hold Xiaoqian, but Xiaoqian shook him away, "Don't worry about me, I will go by myself! Auntie, let's find a place to continue high!"
"High, your uncle!" The good-tempered Xiaoqiang was out of anger. Which husband would like to see his wife drinking like a drunk cat.
"Don't talk nonsense! I am her auntie, and her uncle is Hai Zhao, how can you scold Hai Zhao!"
I go! ! !
Yu Minglang was about to vomit, "Yu Mingxi, open your cat eyes to see clearly, who am I!"
is just a day's work, he was demoted? The daughter-in-law became a **** horse to Ming Xi, how did she make it two hundred and five? !
"I don't care who you are, who you love! You all have nothing to do with me, it's your own death!"
Before Minglang came, Xiaoqian alone did intensive brainwashing of Mingxi for half an hour, and the effect was immediate.
"Yes, whoever loves everyone! It's all on your own, and it has nothing to do with you!"
Xiaoqian echoed, and looked at Yu Mingxi with affection, and the two women actually sang again.
"Beautiful view of West Lake~"
"March Day~"
Yu Minglang couldn't bear it. He patted off the claws reaching his daughter-in-law, and directly carried Xiaoqian up. In the classic pork-carrying style, Xiaoqian was uncomfortable by his chrome head down, kicked him with his feet, and was warned by him.
"I keep everything that Lao Mai gave!" Just be honest if you don't want to be cleaned up!
Sure enough, Xiaoqian was honest.
Yu Ming Lang took the phone with one hand and wanted to call the eldest brother to let the eldest brother come and take away the remaining drunkard, Xiao Qian said in a very sober voice.
"Call Hai Zhao."
"Are you not drinking too much?" Yu Minglang asked in confusion when he heard the voice of the two who had just been judged.
"Nonsense, how can my alcohol be poured? Don't ink, call Hai Zhao! This is treatment!"
Yu Minglang didn’t know what kind of treatment Xiao Qianzhi had, but he still called Hai Zhao obediently. Hai Zhao rushed over in 5 minutes. It turned out that he was also nearby borrowing wine to relieve his sorrow.
Yu Minglang saw him coming, and then he carried Xiaoqian away with confidence, not forgetting to warn Hai Zhao.
"Find a place to sober her up, if you dare to move her, I will make you unable to stand up for the rest of your life!"
"Where is it?" Xiaoqian asked, who was obviously naughty after drinking.
Yu Minglang said angrily, "Let's get a discount!"
Hai Zhao smiled bitterly, "What do you think of me."
He wanted to move, but how could he reluctantly do something that the third child did not agree with? Even if Xiao Xi drank too much, he would not take advantage of others.
Yu Minglang still knows his own childhood, and believes that he will call him, which is just a few words of fright.
As soon as Xiaoqian got in the car, she sat down immediately, fastened her seat belt obediently, where she was still drinking too much, Yu Minglang copied a wet towel and wiped her face.
"You tap."
"You're so courageous, have you challenged the top ten spirits?"
"Why, I haven't drunk too much!" Xiaoqian slapped her face to fill the fat man, but didn't admit that she drank too much.
"Waiting, look back and don't take care of you!" Yu Minglang pinched her cheek, and then released it bitterly. This little girl just took him.
"Clean up the horse, I haven't taken care of your consultation fee yet, she is your sister and you have to pay for the money! I even used the trick of pressing the box today, who do you think I am trying to fight for? Do you use them all? That means your sister and brother have this blessing. If she weren't for your sister, I wouldn't do it like this!"
This is all the treatment of super VIP, it should be charged more.
"When did you fight for me?"
Xiaoqian hummed proudly, so she didn't tell him.
There is no alcohol in the previous life, where did her clever and well-behaved baby girl come from?
almost didn't give her a nickname called Xiaojiu.
"Drink this, then close your eyes and squint for a while, go back and clean up you. It's too shameful to drink so much alcohol." Yu Minglang handed over the prepared hangover tea.
Thanks to Xiuhua and Shibi for the reward, plus more to send, there will be a fourth one at 8 o’clock in a while, there are too many rewards today, I will sort out a part of the list in the fourth shift, and the rest will be praised tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)