novelraw Chapter 1452: Dad Qi’s God Logic (three shifts)
Chapter 1452: Dad Qi’s God Logic (three shifts)
Chapter 1452 The God Logic of Dad Painted Dad (three shifts)
"Dad...what are you telling Xiaowei?"
Qi Yuxuan raised his head and smiled, "Tell a story! A story before bedtime!"
The stories before people go to bed are all about Snow White's sleeping beauty. He tells his children about the great psychology and history, and he also has his own Tucao function. The key is that Xiao Wei is really happy to listen to it.
Yu Minglang helped his forehead. He has a headache. When his daughter grows up, he will be taught to be a **** horse, so he can’t listen to normal things to the child?
"Boom~" Xiao Wei waved his arms happily, not sure if he understood, but he seemed to like it.
"It doesn’t matter if you don’t inherit the mantle of your mother and grandfather in the future, but you must remember a principle. The opening mouth must be big, and the work depends on the blind chickens. It does not matter whether the editing is true or false, as long as you fool others. If you do things for you, you have to think that you are good for him. Then you can be a boss at the worst. Of course, if you can fool people into thinking that what you are saying is the truth, the fooled people cry and listen to you, and then Spread your thoughts to others, then you are a saint...Who are saints?"
"Hmm?"
"Yes! That's right. In ancient times, the man surnamed Kong who divorced his wife from his ancestors, and the man surnamed Wang who looked at the bamboo for several days and finally became exhausted. Apart from these two ancients, you are the modern one. Grandpa, in the future, you may choose one of your mother, your farmer, and your civet cat..."
is over, these three views are simply straightforward.
Xiaoqiang saw his daughter's eyes flashed by his father-in-law, and he couldn't help but ponder it carefully. Otherwise, he would take a few days off and bring the baby back.
My wife went to brainwash others to save the lost old lady, and his daughter was abducted by the inadvertent father-in-law at home. The three views ran away...
"The merits of a person will always block his fault. Everyone only sees that this is a saint, and will not see the saint's divorce. The saint's son is divorced and the saint's grandson is also divorced. When they see it, they feel that it is a woman's fault that should be kicked, and the light will be blocked. If other people’s eyes see the truth, it means that the light is not enough, so Xiaowei will either be a pure saint who has no fault in the future, or he will be a brilliant shining blind all those who are staring at you, and be good at everything. The premise is that you are happy."
Qi Yuxuan put a few cardboards on the floor mats and let Xiaowei climb on the floor mats.
"Go and find the one who divorced his wife and taught his son and grandchildren to divorce."
Xiaowei crawled to the word card that said knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, it is knowing.
Yu Minglang didn’t know if her daughter really recognized all these words, but even if she didn’t know her all, she still had logical thinking. She knew that she could find the Analects. There were so many cards on the ground that the number of words was similar to this one. She was able to find it at once. How did the father-in-law do it?
"Who stared at the bamboo and became a master of mind learning?"
Xiaowei again climbed to the card with the word “Hey of Knowing and Doing”.
"How to write Zhizi?"
Xiaowei pointed to the Zhizi in the two cards.
Now it’s confirmed. Qi Yuxuan has indeed studied a special set of logic to teach children to read characters. Yu Minglang thinks that the fantasy is that his daughter who is only a few months old can really learn...
Qi Yuxuan looked up at Xiaoqiang quite proudly, "Actually, I just teach children to read."
"..." So, in order to teach a knowledgeable character, you instilled so many perversions into your baby?
The fallacy of Tema is self-contained! It sounds like there is no sense of contradiction!
Yu Minglang watched her daughter play so happily, with black lines on her forehead.
"In the future, I plan to teach the only Chinese character every day, with different allusions, from ancient times to the present, to tell children about these historical celebrities to cultivate the worldview and pattern."
"I think it's better for you to go back and drink wolfberry with a thermos cup." One word a day, how much logic do you have to bring out? !
Xiaoqiang didn't dare to think that his daughter-in-law would become a **** horse after being taken by his father-in-law for a few years.
"It’s a pity that I haven’t brought baby Qian since I was a child. In fact, Xiaowei is quite cute, although it’s a pity to look like you—"
"Why do you regret it like me!!!" Who provoked him with this prosperous beauty? !
"But according to my many experimental observations, although Xiaowei's IQ is suspected to be inherited from you, his personality is still like a mother, so I can make up for the regrets of the year by taking Xiaowei."
"Wait, experiment? What did you do to my girl?!" Yu Minglang suddenly felt a bad feeling. After two days his father-in-law had been a **** horse to the baby?
"That’s the secret between me and Xiao Wei~ Come on, Xiao Wei, tell the master who is the most handsome? Qi Yuxuan started digging holes for Xiao Wei, and according to the training, Xiao Wei should climb to grandpa~
Xiaowei looked at his grandfather, then looked at his dark-faced dad, and crawled towards him decisively.
Baba, they all dislike your prosperous beauty, Xiao Wei doesn’t dislike it~
Yu Minglang picked up the child and kissed him, Qi Yuxuan was stimulated.
"Ah, brainwashing failed..."
"What failure?" Xiaoqian got off work, and when she entered the door, she saw her husband's face as if taking a big advantage, and her father was down there.
“It’s nothing. Dad taught our daughters an afternoon of contemporary aesthetics identification. Da Wei successfully completed the identification of beautiful men.” Yu Minglang said shamelessly.
Qi Yuxuan curled his lips this time. Yu Minglang also said that he was crooked. In fact, he was the most crooked!
"Oh? What did you teach?" Xiao Qian asked curiously.
Qibaba curled his lips, he didn't want to say that he had worked hard all afternoon, and when he came back, he was squandered by Yu Xiaoqiang about picking peaches.
Obviously grandpa is the most handsome! He has talked about so many Chinese and foreign big names because he is blind, and one piece is not as good as a two ha!
"It's nothing, my dad just taught my children that I am the most handsome man in the world." Xiaoqiang was complacent.
"Oh, don't teach it tomorrow, because the cognition of teaching children will be biased. Where are you number one in the world?"
Pants!
Yu Minglang proudly smiled and froze, I can’t believe that the heart-wrenching words were said by his wife!
Daddy Qi is comfortable, he glanced at Ming Lang proudly, huh, your daughter is the most intimate with you, my daughter is still towards me!
"Daughter-in-law, how are you doing today? Also, the results of the health care products that you asked me to send for inspection have also come out. In addition to simple nutrients, they also contain a small amount of hormones. Some people do have bad things if they eat them. result."
"Everything is under control." Xiaoqian said briefly what happened today.
"If God wants people to be crazy, they must first make people scared. Those people have grasped the old man’s fear of death. I will pretend to cater to them to gain trust. When the day after tomorrow, I will start to grasp their fear and give these sales staff. brainwashing."
"Do you want them to surrender themselves?" Yu Minglang asked.
Qi Yuxuan thought about it and shook his head, "No, she should do it both internally and externally."
This is in line with the swaggering character of his girl.
Xiaoqian nodded, "My dad understands me. Internally, I want to brainwash these people who make a fortune. Externally, I want to brainwash the grandfathers and aunts. When the time comes, there will be an internal and external attack. I will let these guys have nothing to hide!"
Thank you for the 1888 coins of Yan Tianqi Falling Leaves, thank you for the 999 coins for bidding, and thank you for the 500 coins of Mi Mi Dian~
(End of this chapter)