novelraw Chapter 1293: Quarrels can be stuffed with dog food to show IQ
Chapter 1293: Quarrels can be stuffed with dog food to show IQ
Chapter 1293 Quarrels can be stuffed with dog food to show IQ
In Akka’s impression, there seems to be a coquettish man who likes to collect all kinds of cars, could it be——
"Yellow hair, how do you go wherever you go?" The owner of the car watched the yellow hair go around his car, and finally couldn't bear to drive down the door.
"Ah! It really is you man with hemorrhoids!"
God! Sure enough, the unknown hunch came true!
The car has been refitted, and the average RV is relatively more comfortable. It not only has a small TV refrigerator, but also added a small crib at Xiaoqian’s request. Special treatment has been done to ensure that the child will not be bumpy when lying in it. Comfortable as at home.
Aka opened the refrigerator when he got in the car, and was immediately dissatisfied.
"A bunch of junk food, why are you so insincere, knowing that we are going to come and don’t buy something delicious!"
The beauty who was brought over was happily gnawing on the chicken legs Xiaoqian gave it. People think it’s a good time~
Zheng Xu’s veins throbbed, "Do you think everyone is like you and has a hobby of eating shit?"
"Wow!" The beauty protested. Whoever eats that stuff, she is a dog with good taste!
Xiaoqian touched the beauty's head, "I'm not talking about you."
Beauty was relieved and continued to eat with her head down.
Aka has blown up her hair. It doesn’t mean that there is no one, but she means she? !
"That's not shit! That's stinky tofu! Delicious fried stinky tofu!"
"It smells like shit--it's a good match for you."
The two pinch as soon as they meet, Xiao Qian is used to it.
She put Xiaowei in the baby crib, but Xiaowei seemed very upset, and in protest, Xiaoqian picked her up. She was honest, blinked her big eyes and looked at here curiously.
"This kid is so smart, look at her small eyes that explore the world." Aka teased Xiao Wei. This kid has very big eyes and very long eyelashes. It is very cute when she concentrates on things.
"Isn't it? The so-called three-year-old sees old, my goddaughter has a clever face since she was young. Hey, Huang Mao, did you look like a little wood when you were young?"
"Who said that! I looked good when I was a kid! If you don't believe me, look at this!"
Aka refused to accept it and took out her wallet, which contained a photo of her when she was a child.
Zheng Xu and Xiao Qian both stretched their necks to look, only to see a white and fat baby in the photo, drooling at the camera.
"Hahaha! Bald!" Zheng Xu pointed at the photo and laughed wildly.
Aka's face flushed, "Who said I was bald! Didn't you see this little lock of hair?!"
Some babies will give out their hair later, but not everyone is like Xiaowei Angel, who has thick hair at birth.
"Haha, I'll call you a little bald from now on, right, isn't this a wig you wear?" Zheng Xu said as he stretched out his hand to pull Aka's ponytail. Aka was so hurt by him that he scratched his backhand.
"Hemorrhoids man, what do you do with us? There is a driver, so hurry up!" Looking at him, there is nothing good. You shouldn't give up on this guy last time, and you should hang on with him!
"You little bald hairy riding in someone else's car is crazy, grandpa's car, you little bald hair tube in your own car?"
Small bald hair = yellow hair + bald head, perfect.
Aka is almost smoking, pointing at Zheng Xu and yelling.
"Don't leave after getting off the car! See you at the toilet at the auction!"
"Afraid that you won't be a little bald?"
Zheng Xu whistling leisurely, Aka couldn't understand, Xiaoqian listened to music.
He said that I will be you when I grow up, so I should take a look at the picture of the baby on the wallet and then look at Aka.
Xiaowei looked at these two people with sullen eyes and kept their eyes open. After a while, he grinned with joy.
It’s better to come out, it’s much more fun than at home, so many weird people, it’s fun~
Yu Minglang came back a little late, and when he entered the door and saw the darkness in the room, he thought Xiaoqian was already asleep.
He walked into the house lightly, turned on the light, and the house was desolate...
Even the beauty is gone!
Tap Xiaoqian's mobile phone to turn off, and she was about to call her mother-in-law and her own mother. When she lowered her head, she found a note on the bed. When Xiaoqiang picked it up, she felt a few crows flying by her forehead.
What is this...
The hut is rectangular, with doors but no windows. When you meet your wife and daughter, open the small room!
This is also because of Yu Minglang, as an ordinary person is really confused by this god-like note from Xiao Qian.
A small room with doors but no windows... Yu Minglang thought for a while, walked to the refrigerator, Naobu Xiaoqian and Dawei were stuffed in it, and there was a chill.
What the **** is the daughter-in-law playing, he was scared in a cold sweat!
Open the refrigerator and see a note again.
At sunset before and after dusk.
what is this? !
Before and after dusk, that is the past, at sunset...you time, together is...vinegar?
Yu Minglangte thanked his parents for the IQ. If this is a foolish wife, she can’t find a clue.
Slid to the kitchen and poured a bottle of vinegar. There was nothing.
As a result, I saw a note under the soy sauce bottle on the side, Xiaoqiang was very angry and funny.
This little kitchen idiot who doesn’t distinguish between grains still plays crossword puzzles with himself, soy sauce and vinegar are indistinguishable!
Can't she see the big vinegar on this bottle?
Thinking, Yu Minglang opened the note, and the first sentence was the cool breeze from his back.
Yu Xiaoqiang When you still ridiculed my soy sauce and vinegar, I have left you with my daughter!
Emma!
Yu Minglang looked around reflexively and found no monitors. Then he came to realize that his wife is indeed a doctor of psychology. She has a thorough speculation on people's hearts. This is to calculate his reaction. This is cunning. Little girl...
Hey, knowing that she would have trouble with herself, Yu Minglang wondered how to coax Xiaoqian to calm down while continuing to watch.
I didn’t blame you. I understand that the reason for our dispute is that you are tired of the ordinary married life and want to give us a little more quarreling flavoring in the ordinary life, so I decided to act first and take the children to the Imperial Capital auction. Will it be exciting?
There is a big grimace at the end of this paragraph.
Fuck me! This girl is perfect! Yu Minglang thinks that he still shouldn't mess with these psychology games in the future, especially his wife, it's terrible!
In this short period of time, Yu Minglang’s mood changed several times. It is said that his wife had run away with her child. She should be very angry, but it was so angry and funny to be engaged by her.
She just has the ability to challenge Yu Minglang’s bottom line to make him extremely angry and unable to get angry. Using her professional skills, Yu Minglang can even make up for his daughter-in-law and analyze his personality against a large number of scales when she is all right. And according to his personality characteristics to create a pile of means to clean up him.
He will challenge his wife only after he is hit by the **** Ma Xie, Daqian always fires up the fire, even the people next to the pillow are cleaned up!
Yu Minglang thought for a while, his wife is not the kind of person who doesn't care about things before and after, she dared to take the child away, then there must be an accomplice to cooperate with her safety.
Liu Mei takes the children at home, so the most likely thing is...
Aka!
(End of this chapter)