novelraw Chapter 1192: Oh, this is fun
Chapter 1192: Oh, this is fun
Chapter 1192 Oh, this is fun
"Isn't it because your master always asked you to marry someone to avoid disasters? If she is not a goddess, then I am the kindest psychiatrist."
A person who collects thousands of dollars an hour said that, everyone laughed, but Liu Mei was very serious.
"It's true. Although my master has a lot of research on metaphysics, in her own words, metaphysics itself is the embodiment of unknown higher science. She often said that life and death are destined to be tied together by marriage, and everything else is changing. more At the time, she taught me to let the flow go. For example, when I was pregnant, my master told me not to be too nervous, and don’t believe those who don’t."
Xiao Qian was happy, "After all, these old ladies in our family are literate but not literate. Together, they are not as transparent as a monk."
The most superstitious person is no taboo.
The little sisters played cards for a while, and suddenly the door opened. Xiaoqian’s mother mumbled and entered the room. Everyone looked back and was shocked.
Xiao Qian covered her mouth in surprise, and pointed to her mother's head.
"Mom, what's wrong with your hair?!"
Originally, Xiao Qian’s mother had all her long hair combed behind her head. After a while, she turned into short hair. She was wearing Liao Fugui's down jacket. Fugui wore a sweater and went into the house and sneezed. Xiao Qian’s mother carried what she was wearing. In the red down jacket, a big hole was burned in the clothes, and the hair flew out with every movement of his hand.
Liu Mei watched her husband freeze like this, and hurriedly pour him hot tea from the room, what's the matter?
"Don't mention it, there are many people who burn incense, and the old woman behind came out to worship like a sieve with trembling hands. I wondered what else could I do after this trembling hands. I was thinking about it, and just smelled it. The smell is overwhelmed. I also ask you Uncle Liao, I said that the incense in this temple is prosperous, and the smell of incense is everywhere."
Xiaoqian's mother said that she was very angry, and Liao's father followed.
"As soon as your mother finished speaking, I saw smoke from her head..."
The picture is simply too bad.
"What's even more hateful is that there is a small hair in front of him, and he even pointed to me and said, look, someone has become an immortal! I repaired his uncle's claw, it was the old lady with shaking hands that burned my hair!"
This sounds like a pretty sad story, but everyone thought it was funny when Xiaoqian’s mother described it so vividly. Because of Xiaoqian’s face, she was embarrassed to laugh out, so she had to bow her head and bear it.
Emma, so funny!
"Then why did you put out the fire? There was no meat?" Xiaoqian asked hurriedly.
"Water and fire extinguishers have been prepared in the temples. It is said that every year there will be people who burn their hair and roast their clothes because of the heaviest incense. The water will pour on me as soon as it hurls. The people in the temple also said, "You female donors" This year is going to be hot, bah! I fire his uncle!"
Everyone wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and the eloquent stone was busy hitting the round.
"Auntie, you are saving some small fortune to avoid catastrophe. From now on, you will get rid of all bad luck, and the rest is good."
Xiaoqian's mother liked to hear these words, and she turned her anger into a smile immediately.
"You believe in this kind of no-theory soul chicken soup. After all, my mother asked for it."
Daughter-in-law gave Xiaoqian’s mother a smile.
"No, Ji Tailai's words are just like'tomorrow will be better'. They are poisonous chicken soup that numbs people's hearts. In fact, this can be avoided. Who asked you to pick up the most people to go? , You have to pick up the trembling old lady in front of you, you won’t hide a little bit? I was burned and blamed other gods and Buddhas for not blessing you. You said that there are so many sentient beings in the world, and their heads are not easy to use gods like you. Did the Buddha come here blessed?"
"Emma! I'm so angry!" Xiaoqian's mother was choked and couldn't get off the stage. Usually the girl was angry at her, she could pinch it twice without pain or itching. Now the girl has a baby, that's really precious. She can't beat or scold, she can only complain to her wife.
"My wife, get the Danshen dripping pills for me soon, it's dysfunctional, I'm out of breath again!"
"It's okay, don't be wicked with me, go in the house and take a hot bath before changing your clothes, I'm not angry with you anymore."
Xiaoqian waited for her mother to enter the house, then she whispered, "Have you seen? The old lady in menopause has evolved the skill of pretending to be sick. I feel that the energy she held her heart owes her an Oscar."
Everyone was amused by Xiaoqian. Father Liao also smiled and shook his head, “What can you do with your mother, pinch when you meet, and think about it if you don’t see it, your mother will talk about you more than ten times a day at home, and quarrel when you come.”
"It's okay, we have been like this for many years." Xiaoqian has long been used to this way of getting along with her mother, "Rich, are you all right?"
Fugui sneezed, and everyone was amused by him.
"Let me say, your daughter is not as rich as someone else. If they see me being splashed with water, they quickly put a coat on me, and led me down the mountain to cut my hair. You girl knows that it hurts me! "Xiao Qian's mother poked her head out of the door to quarrel with her daughter.
Xiaoqian sticks out her tongue at him, slightly, her hair is all burnt, so don’t take a shower soon!
"Actually, I want to tell you that as long as the relationship arrives, the biological and non-biological ones are the same, and the feelings are the same after they are cultivated." Shishi pointedly looked at Xiao Panpan, who was sitting on the side and playing with the beauties. , Busy to add a sentence.
Xiaoqian’s mother only realized that Panpan was still there. The one she just said was a bit inappropriate, so she hurriedly retracted her head and took a bath in the house.
The atmosphere is a bit awkward, everyone's attention is focused on Panpan, afraid that the child will listen.
Pan Pan didn’t lift her head, and she hugged the beauty and said to herself, “Who are your parents, beauty? My father’s name is Yu Mingyi, and I’m a Dongyi. I’m going to be born soon. My little brother is Yu Yiri, and my name is Yu Yibai!"
Others can’t tell, but Xiaoqian and the freshman came out clearly. The child is very confident now. He said that this is actually to reassure the adults, and he changed the law to tell everyone that he did not imagine what he had imagined. So fragile and sensitive.
Xiaoqian nodded approvingly to the freshman, "You did a good job."
At first, I chose to tell the child some of the facts in the freshman year, and then I loved Panpan with my second brother. The psychological shadow of this child has disappeared a little bit. It is not easy for ordinary children to develop this way, let alone Pan. I hope this kind of genetically special child.
Of course, all the credit for this must be remembered on her freshman year. She poured too much maternal love on Panpan, which filled the scars in this child's heart.
"It's so great to get your praise—" Freshman was a little embarrassed to be praised by Xiaoqian. She was thinking of politely, but she felt hot under her body, and she blushed after brushing her face.
what's the situation?
Could it be that Qian always peeed his pants with pleasure? !
I apologize to everyone. I’m sorry for everyone’s expectation of me. I lost my mind and slept late on Saturday. I forgot the timing. When I woke up, I took my mobile phone and went to the toilet. I took off my pants and rushed out for updates. Forgive me for this sinner if you want to update it for the sake of that, oh oh oh oh
(End of this chapter)